Chinese medical student died of heart attack...when he made fourth donation to sperm bank in a week

Daily Mail [UK] ^ | 12 September 2014 | Matthew Blake

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A Chinese medical student died of a heart attack while looking at a 'sexy magazine' in a sperm bank - on his fourth visit to the centre in just over a week.

Zheng Gang, 23, was found dead in a private booth of a fertility clinic at Wuhan University after nurses noticed he was spending longer than usual producing his sample.

Two hours after he first entered the cubicle, medics broke in to find him lying unconscious on the floor.

Despite frantic efforts to resuscitate him where he lay, doctors pronounced him dead at the scene.

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Full title: Chinese medical student died of heart attack as he looked at 'sexy magazine' when he made fourth donation to sperm bank in a week

Apparently "Zheng Gang" is Chinese for "Lazamataz."

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At least he died doing what he loved.

[Joe 6-pack]

Talk about giving ‘til it hurts!

[21twelve]

I would guess that his death is related to whatever drugs he was buying by selling (I presume) his sperm.

I mean, don’t you go blind first!?

[Darksheare]

Ooooh oooh love hurts...

[Teacher317]

I can see dying from 4 blood donations in a week...

but as a college kid, I could have made 44 sperm bank deposits per week without a problem.

[clearcarbon]

"Zheng Gang, 23, was found dead in a private booth of a fertility clinic at Wuhan University after nurses noticed he was spending longer than usual producing his sample."

Perhaps he'd come and gone simultaneously.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Musta really liked that magazine!

[OldMissileer]

I guess he came as he went.

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He *was* wearing glasses.

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> Ooooh oooh love hurts...

...and chafes.

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Talk about lost opportunities...

[Candor7]

I posted this yesterday and it was “pulled” in about 5 minutes.I guess someone must have been sensitive to the issue
, a master debater.

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> Musta really liked that magazine!

He only read it for the articles.

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When the mods wake up they’ll probably pull it.

[Mark17]

I can see dying from 4 blood donations in a week... but as a college kid, I could have made 44 sperm bank deposits per week without a problem.

There is no way 4 times in a week is going to kill this guy. I wonder if he was doing the asphyxiation thing?

[Darksheare]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFv4d_l2Ypo

[VMI70]

I don't think anyone is going to top that one today or for the rest of the month, for that matter. Thanks for starting off my day with a huge laugh.

[jocon307]

“There is no way 4 times in a week is going to kill this guy.”

Of course not, this is such a silly over-hyped news story. The poor fellow probably would have died if he’d been in the supermarket at that time.

He clearly had some underlying issue.

Now, I wonder if they are going to discard his sperm, because it seems this man was not an ideal genetic donor.

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It’s Laz. He’s FR’s muse.