Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

[TheOldLady]

Uh...

[Northern Yankee]

Love those “Nasty Biker Chicks”. Some of the finest people on earth.

[seemoAR]

How bout photos of well endowed wallets? ;o)

[CalvaryJohn]

I am surprised Admin didn’t pull this for being an idiot magnet. LOL.

[CalvaryJohn]

Covered or exposed, either way. As long as they’re not filled to bursting with water balloons or sporting a nasty red scar, that is. I HATE FAKE BOOBS!!!!

[esquirette]

YES!

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

This explains why Hugh Hefner is still alive.

[Tainan]

Good health...You can never start too early...


Next we learn about folding and placing $1.00 bills.

[Condor51]

Ah-ha! So that's why Carlo Ponti lived so long. ;-)

(look him up young grasshoppers)

[maddog55]

Thanks.. now I have ti clean the puke out of the keyboard...

[maddog55]

[paulycy]

Increase Your Lifespan By 50%!!!

[aruanan]

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Failure to use proper controls. This study could just as easily show that refraining from ogling boobs may cause stresses that increase blood pressure, resting heart rates, and more episodes of CAD.

[AFreeBird]

I’m gonna live to be 100

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“I’m a woman. What does this do for me?”

Eat your heart our... :)

[MaryFromMichigan]

Wonder what effect staring at this pair would have?

[CPOSharky]

The third one should be in the middle of the back. For dancing, slow dancing of course.

[Slings and Arrows]

It’s the perfect woman!

[Slings and Arrows]

You’ll have to ask Brad Pitt.