Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[amchugh]

It’s tacky, and somewhat disgusting, and was only funny like the first 100000 times, but I can not get too offended over it. On a side note, I really do not like “I’d hit it” as a language choice. Why ‘hit’?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Thanks, dude...

300 posts? Woah.

[KoRn]

I think the whole “I’d hit it” thing is kinda funny myself. Just because this is a “conservative” site, does that mean it must be void of any fun?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

OK, let’s replace the offending phrase with “I’d tap it,” shall we?

[metmom]

Thanks. It’s been wearing thin.

[rzeznikj at stout]

...as in

[SubGeniusX]

[Slings and Arrows]

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[StarCMC]

ROFLMAO!!

“You don’t know about shrinkage???”

[JRios1968]

or

[Slings and Arrows]

[CharlesWayneCT]

I feel my thread is being hijacked, but I am powerless to stop it.

[CharlesWayneCT]

I read that there was an earlier variant started with the phrase “Did you tap it”? It became “I’d tap it”. My guess is someone decided that instead of just tapping, they’d hit it, not realising that the word “tap” had another meaning.

Oddly, I’m watching repeats of “Kyle XY” tonight, and after the sleaze guy Decklin has sex with the girl, his friend walks up to him and says “so, you tapped that”? I didn’t know what that meant when I saw the show last year, but now I do.

[CharlesWayneCT]

That may be the historical ancestor of “hit it”.

I’ll expand on my story. I’m watching Kyle XY, and Decklin has sex with the girl. Then he’s playing pool, and his friend walks up and says, right after he misses a shot, “you tapped that”.

When I first saw the show last year, I thought the friend was talking about him missing his shot because he didn’t hit it hard enough, and didn’t understand Decklin’s response, which was “No, she’s not that kind of girl”.

But because of this “I’d hit it” thread, I now know what the kid meant.

[CharlesWayneCT]

OK, now I can die a happy man. I made the “This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List”

(And I wish I could get a copy of the commercial that picture comes from).

[RunningWolf]

I’d post it

LMAO!

I tell you what my pet peeve is, it is pedestrians that think being female gives them the entitlement to walk across any traffic way with all the mental presence of a cow, or maybe a goose.

And after all that, if they are fairly attractive ‘I’d Hit It’ :-)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

[Kate of Spice Island]

Having been hit by a psychiatrist "ifyouknowwhatImean" I dare you to hit this link first to see a video that is both a Memorial to those killed at VT and my therapy hobby.

Forgive me if I hit back to remind you how to help your children so that "hitting" is a mutual thing.

If you would like the youtube hit to use to make the world a better place, just remember that in the end, you only "hit" with permission in real life.

In cyberspace, I get the giggles depending on the content. Cyberhits don't lead to the need for therapy.

Is there a "hit it" ping list for women??? Please add me...I want to see hot guys! (Doesn't mean I am going to touch in cyberspace...)

Kate

PS If you hit all four different links, they take you to four different places. Regardless of your opinion, you will be glad you did.

[rzeznikj at stout]