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  • Friday Foolishness

    07/28/2017 4:15:27 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 13 replies
    unkknown | 7/28/2017 | unknown
    Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts....
  • A silly start to Saturday

    03/18/2017 4:55:52 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 42 replies
    unknown | 3/18/2017 | self
    A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. " Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. " How come I...
  • Santa at Sanford mall replaced for saying Hillary Clinton on naughty list

    11/18/2016 1:11:49 PM PST · by sheikdetailfeather · 31 replies
    Click Orlando ^ | 11-17-16 | Erik Sandoval
    SANFORD, Fla. - A Santa Claus at Seminole Towne Center in Sanford has been removed from his duties after an Oviedo woman claimed that he told her child Hillary Clinton was on his naughty list. The mother told Towne Center management the incident happened Tuesday night when she brought two of her children to see Santa. She said when her 10-year-old daughter told him what she wanted for Christmas, he told her she was on his nice list. She said he then asked her, "Do you know who is on my naughty list? Hillary Clinton." The girl said he then...
  • Ex-Utah teacher faces ANOTHER sexual assault charge as its revealed <Truncated>

    01/09/2015 6:24:29 PM PST · by Sawdring · 63 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 8 January 2015
    A former Utah high school teacher had sex with an underage student after she was arrested in October 2013 in another sex abuse case involving that boy and two others, prosecutors said this week. Brianne Altice, 35, was arrested again Wednesday on four new sex abuse charges and released from jail after posting $10,000 bail, court documents say.
  • Denver cops investigated for drunken rumble, swingers sex party

    06/09/2014 6:43:13 PM PDT · by armydawg505 · 28 replies ^ | NY Daily News | Phillip Caulfield
    A pair of kinky Colorado cops is under investigation after an alleged brawl broke out at a booze-fueled suburban sex party last month. Denver patrolman Steven Sloan pulled a gun on fellow cop Jeremy Ownbey after the two came to blows on May 19 during a planned wife-swapping soirée at Sloane's Aurora pad, cops told the Denver Post. Sloan and his wife, Stephanie, and Ownbey and his wife, Jamie, had spent the evening boozing heavily together when an argument broke out over who would pair up with who, local 9News reported. As things got heated, the Sloans told the Ownbeys...
  • Cops: Idaho mom had sex with son's friends

    01/20/2013 6:52:51 AM PST · by JRios1968 · 68 replies
    CBS News - 48 Hours ^ | Edecio Martinez
    Courtney Sue Reschke, a 35-year-old Idaho mother was charged with providing alcohol to and having sexual contact with four 15-year-old boys. The Idaho Statesman reports that Reschke appeared in 4th District Court on Dec. 3, 2012, on two counts each of felony injury to a child and felony lewd conduct. Prosecutors allege Reschke has had several sexual encounters with friends of her oldest child at her Kuna home since the start of the school year. Reschke's public defender sought her release without bond so she could keep her job and care for her children. District Judge Cathleen MacGregor Irby said...
  • Obama Warns Congress: "I've Been Keeping My Own Naughty And Nice List"

    11/30/2012 12:59:36 PM PST · by Hoodat · 69 replies
    Real Clear Politics ^ | November 30, 2012 | Ian Schwartz
    "Joe Biden was in Costco and he wanted to buy some of this stuff, but I told him he had too much work to do. I wasn't going to have him building roller coasters all day long. Now, of course, Santa delivers everywhere. I've been keeping my own naughty and nice list for Washington, so you should keep your eye on who gets some K'NEX this year. There are going to be some members of Congress who get them, and some who don't," President Obama said Friday at a rally where he pushed Congress to avoid the fiscal cliff.
  • AFA publishes annual "naughty/nice" list--companies hostile to Christmas

    11/19/2012 11:08:47 AM PST · by Gopher Broke · 120 replies
    Dear Friend, As the Christmas shopping season begins full swing, AFA has prepared its annual "Naughty or Nice" retailer list. We have taken the top 100 national retailers and reviewed their websites, media advertising and in-store signage in an effort to help you know which companies are Christmas-friendly. Over the past seven years, your AFA has stood firm in the "War on Christmas." Companies who used to refuse to acknowledge Christmas now have Christmas "shops" inside their stores. Many of them now liberally use "Christmas" in their advertising and in-store signage. Sadly, there are still some companies which refuse to...
  • Naughty by Nurture, BFD (Lyrics)

    09/04/2012 10:44:58 PM PDT · by ExxonPatrolUs
    Anger and Defeat | Now | Me
    BIDEN... Army with Disharmony! O drop a load on 'em! OBAMA... BFD, how can I explain it? I'll take you, blame by blame it. To have y'all hoping, shall we change it? B is for BigBro. F's The F-ing Forward Feel. The last D ...well...that's not that real. It's sorta like another way you call a biggie meal. It's four little letters that are missin' in. It's making lemonade that I be pissin' in. As a blaming it goes I gotta start to dissin' in. Bush it! You ever met a mooch and date her in Chicago? You do a...
  • VANITY - Awesome website where you can send a video to your naughty or nice kids from Santa!

    12/21/2011 8:12:42 AM PST · by Gennie · 7 replies
    I just wanted to share this link with everyone, someone gave it to me and I think it's the neatest thing! It's a site that generates a video for your child, can include their name, upload pictures, etc. and is COMPLETELY FREE! As far as I know, there's no spam either, as I did not check the box to have more information on other stuff sent to me but you can choose either "nice" or "naughty" where the child will still have time to work towards nice but receives a reminder from Santa. The only thing a bit odd is...
  • UN Condemns Syria

    12/19/2011 2:26:59 PM PST · by Eleutheria5 · 6 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | 19/12/11 | Chana Yaar
    The United Nations has voted to condemn the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad for its murderous nine-month campaign of violence against civilian anti-government protesters. The resolution, sponsored by Germany, the UK and France was approved Monday by the 193-member U.N. General Assembly in a vote of 133-11, with 43 abstentions. Syria's Ambassador to the U.N. Bashar Ja'afari accused the sponsors of the non-binding resolution of waging a "political, media and diplomatic war" with the goal of destroying his country. The resolution calls for an immediate end to the violence and demands that Syrian authorities implement an Arab League initiative...
  • Al Gore and the Media Protection Racket

    06/29/2010 8:54:18 AM PDT · by afraidfortherepublic · 17 replies
    The American Spectator ^ | 6-29-10 | Jeffrey Lord
    The Al Gore police report is disturbing. To be specific, it's 67 pages of the quite graphically disturbing, as posted here by Red State. You are reading the news of this police report -- originally filed in October of 2006 -- only because the National Enquirer scooped the story. In June of 2010. You did not read it in the Portland Tribune, which has been on this story since 2007 and failed to tell its readers until the Enquirer broke the story. The Tribune's explanation for this is to be found here. Then there's the interesting news that Kathleen Parker,...
  • Two Bountiful Jr. High teachers accused of sex with same student

    03/08/2009 8:25:00 PM PDT · by WL-law · 19 replies · 2,184+ views
    The Salt Lake Tribun ^ | 03/07/2009 | By Steve Gehrke
    Two Bountiful Junior High School teachers are accused of sexually assaulting the same 13-year-old student, after their separate relationships with him spiraled from personal conversations to the exchange of sexual text messages and phone sex, authorities said. On Friday, the Davis County Attorney's Office filed first-degree felony charges of rape and sodomy on a child against Linda R. Nef, 46, and Valynne Bowers, 39. Nef, a Utah studies teacher and cheerleading adviser, and Bowers, who teaches math, each confessed to having sex with the student, said Bountiful Police Lt. Randy Pickett. Until recently, the two teachers did not know about...
  • Naughty Alaskan librarian (Sarah Palin and Craig Ferguson, 2007)

    09/09/2008 7:01:18 AM PDT · by tlb · 8 replies · 1,118+ views
    cbs ^ | June 25, 2007 | cbs
    Alaska makes Craig an honorary citizen The Governor of Alaska sends Craig Ferguson a personal video offering honorary citizenship to the host.
  • Former teacher pleads guilty of sex with student

    03/07/2008 10:54:47 AM PST · by day10 · 111 replies · 29,121+ views
    ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH ^ | 03/06/2008 | Robert Kelly
    HILLSBORO — A former substitute teacher in the Dunklin School District in Jefferson County will be sentenced next month after pleading guilty of having sex with a 14-year-old student. Teresa Engelbach, 22, of Pevely, pleaded guilty last week to one felony count of second-degree statutory rape and one misdemeanor count of sexual misconduct. She could get up to 7 years in prison and a fine of up to $5,000 on the rape charge, and up to 6 months in prison and a fine of up to $500 on the sexual misconduct charge. Jefferson County Circuit Judge M. Edward Williams set...
  • Bentonville teacher accused of having sex with student

    02/20/2008 5:57:25 AM PST · by day10 · 62 replies · 890+ views
    KFSM News 5 ^ | 2/18/08 | Mary Marsh
    BENTONVILLE - A Bentonville High School math teacher is behind bars after being accused of having a sexual relationship with a student. Bentonville police arrested 32-year-old Melissa Monroe of Bella Vista Tuesday, after an investigation led them to believe Monroe had recently been involved in a sexual relationship with one of her male students. Bentonville Police Chief James Allen explains, "She had texted another teacher, you know, the thing about, 'I can't believe the mistake I've made,' and 'you won't believe what I've done.'" Based on text messages Monroe sent to a fellow teacher, Bentonville police say Monroe may have...
  • Microsoft shutters Santa site (Computer chat turned naughty)

    12/06/2007 4:49:10 AM PST · by GQuagmire · 8 replies · 77+ views
    Boston Herald ^ | December 6, 2007 | Associated Press
    SEATTLE - Microsoft Corp. quickly shut down Santa Claus’ Web privileges after it found out the automated elf it created for kids to instant message with was talking naughty, not nice. Last year, Microsoft encouraged kids to connect directly to “Santa” by adding to its Windows Live Messenger contact lists. The Santa program, which Microsoft reactivated in early December, asked children what they wanted for Christmas and could respond on topic, thanks to artificial intelligence. The holiday cheer soured this week when a reader of a United Kingdom-based technology news site, The Register, reported that a chat between Santa...
  • The 2006 Naughty & Nice List

    12/22/2006 8:36:36 AM PST · by Impeach98 · 40 replies · 1,862+ views
    WorldNetDaily ^ | 12/22/2006 | Melanie Morgan
    2006 Naughty and Nice List -------------------------- Posted: December 22, 2006 1:00 a.m. Eastern It's one of my most favorite times of the year, and as we all celebrate Christmas (or to my Jewish friends, Hanukkah) and welcome in a New Year, it's time we took a look at this year's Naughty and Nice List. Some boys and girls have been on their best behavior this year, standing up for the virtues of decency, honesty, morality and the side of freedom and goodness. Others shouldn't be surprised if Santa Claus and his reindeer decide to pass them over when it comes...
  • Parents put boy in suitcase,to death

    02/18/2006 2:51:26 AM PST · by voice of india · 4 replies · 476+ views
    Parents put boy in suitcase, to death Hong Kong: A 10-year-old boy who was locked in a suitcase by his parents for being naughty died Saturday. The parents of the boy have been charged with murder, Hong Kong police said. The boy was found in the suitcase measuring 120 cm by 60 cm Thursday evening after the parents called the police saying he had collapsed. It is believed the parents locked him in the case as a punishment for being naughty. He was taken to hospital in critical condition, but died early Saturday morning. The father, 49, and the wife,...
  • First in her class: New Bedford woman is U.S.A.’s hottest teacher!

    09/22/2004 6:52:52 AM PDT · by Hemingway's Ghost · 10 replies · 1,106+ views
    The Boston Herald ^ | 22 September 2004 | Thea Singer
    At 34B, her cup may not runneth over. But those of healthy schoolboys likely do. New Bedford homegirl Heather Casey, 22, is the ``hottest teacher in America,'' according to the October issue of FHM. The editors of the lad rag moved Casey to the head of the class after grading some 150 photo submissions to their Hot for Teacher competition this summer. ``People always told me I was pretty enough to model, but I never had the confidence to do it,'' said the 5-foot 7-inch, 117-pound Casey, who earned her preschool certification at Bristol Community College and taught the under-5...