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Some new golf terms to use
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| 12/28/2020
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Posted on 12/28/2020 1:33:21 PM PST by sodpoodle
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'O.J.'- got away with one.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
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sorry for the saucy!
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:33:21 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
A President Trump.. an eagle
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:44:25 PM PST
by
Track9
(English language instruction in china is sponsored by the CCP to facilitate espionage. )
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:44:48 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:45:41 PM PST
by
NautiNurse
(It took 20 years for FL to clean up voter fraud in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. But we did it. )
To: Track9
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:46:03 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
A Linda Ronstadt - A big drive that “Blew By You”....
A Greg Norman - choking on a gimme two foot putt....
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:46:54 PM PST
by
srmanuel
(It)
To: NautiNurse
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:47:20 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
A “Traci Lords”
you thought something was legal, but find out later it wasn’t
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:49:07 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: sodpoodle
The “Princess Grace” could also be called a “Payne Stewart”.
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:50:39 PM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
12/28/2020 1:58:41 PM PST
by
KSCITYBOY
(The media is corrupt)
To: sodpoodle
A “Thurman Munson” - A dead yank.
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posted on
12/28/2020 2:14:19 PM PST
by
deweyfrank
(Nobody's Perfect )
To: sodpoodle
A Hitler: two shots in the bunker
A Liberace: putting it inside your playing partner
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posted on
12/28/2020 2:36:23 PM PST
by
nonliberal
(Caput gerat lupinum)
To: sodpoodle
a Kamala Harris - blew a gimmee
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posted on
12/28/2020 2:45:24 PM PST
by
Old Yeller
(Joe McCarthy was right.)
To: sodpoodle
A ‘Joe Biden’ - a round of golf with no rules and unlimited cheating allowed
To: sodpoodle
a Jeffrey Toobin - yanked it in front of the gallery
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posted on
12/28/2020 2:47:53 PM PST
by
Old Yeller
(Joe McCarthy was right.)
To: sodpoodle
An ‘Adam Schiff’ - Caught in an impossible lie
To: sodpoodle
A ‘Lorena Bobbitt’ - severe slice
To: sodpoodle
A ‘Bill Clinton’ - putt that curves to the left
To: sodpoodle
Oh man, some of those are a scream!
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posted on
12/28/2020 3:02:16 PM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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