Skip to comments.If Confucius Lived Today - this is what he would say;)
Posted on 11/10/2018 5:36:14 AM PST by sodpoodle
It's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Viagra is like Disneyland ...a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.............. ---------------------------------------------------------
Confucius say, “Who say all that stuff I say???”
An optimist is a man looking forward to getting married.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
Sorry -- I couldn't resist.
Humor on sex seems to always be written from the male perspective.
Confucius say, “Baseball is a lie. Man with four balls can’t walk.”
Man who go to bed with diarrhea problem wake up with solution.
Confusious says, no tickiy, no laundry.
Confucius say I’ve been dead for centuries , bet you wish you had the last word like I do!
Confucius say, “Woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup.”
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
Here are actual quotes;
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Woman who fly ovah grabe yard upside down
have clack up!
“A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.”
I just got a Bad Dad Jokes calendar for 2019 and read the whole year!!!....most funny and clean....
A furniture store keeps calling me...all I wanted was one night stand...!!!
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