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  • NJ Churches Answer Call To Go Greener: 'Climate Change Is Real'

    12/07/2022 6:51:02 PM PST · by marshmallow · 31 replies
    Patch ^ | 12/6/22 | Eric Kiefer
    Here are some suggestions on how to live greener from an "environmental task force" in the Archdiocese of Newark.ESSEX COUNTY, NJ — An “environmental task force” in the Archdiocese of Newark has been helping to make Essex County and other towns in North Jersey a little bit greener over the past few years. Now, its members are calling for Catholic residents across the state to join the effort. The archdiocese’s Environmental Justice Task Force was created with the blessing of Cardinal Joseph Tobin in 2019. The task force has since established a subcommittee of parish liaisons to foster environmental advocacy...
  • Florida man charged after claiming to have bomb in bag at O'Hare Airport

    12/02/2022 3:15:50 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 22 replies
    CBS Chicago ^ | November 26, 2022 | CBS Chicago
    CHICAGO (CBS) – A man is charged after claiming to have a bomb in his bag at O'Hare Airport Friday, according to CPD director of communications Tom Ahern. Gilberto Killingbeck, 72, of Boynton Beach, Florida was arrested in Terminal 1 of the airport after jokingly telling TSA that there was a bomb in his bag. The Chicago Police Bomb and Arson detectives investigated and found no explosives in his bag. Killingbeck has been charged with one misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct for the incident.
  • Pranksters posing as laid-off Twitter employees trick media outlets: ‘Rahul Ligma’

    10/28/2022 1:25:59 PM PDT · by frogjerk · 40 replies
    NY Post ^ | 10/28/2022 | Thomas Barrabi and Theo Wayt
    A pair of pranksters posing as laid-off Twitter employees tricked multiple media outlets Friday as the public anxiously awaited news on whether Elon Musk had begun axing staffers. CNBC’s Deirdre Bosa interviewed two people who identified themselves as Twitter employees and were seen near the company’s San Francisco headquarters carrying cardboard boxes. Skepticism immediately emerged on social media. One of the pranksters said his name was “Rahul Ligma” — a reference to a popular internet meme — and held a copy of Michelle Obama’s book “Becoming” aloft while speaking to reporters. The other said his name was “Daniel Johnson.” CNBC,...
  • Queer Brown Vegan Wants to Make the Climate Movement More Inclusive

    10/19/2022 7:30:02 AM PDT · by Demiurge2 · 28 replies
    Teen Vogue ^ | 10/19/2022 | DemiurgeIV
    When Isaias Hernandez was growing up in Los Angeles, he faced a host of obstacles. From living off food stamps to struggling with the city’s air quality, Hernandez was raised with an acute understanding of how poverty, migration, gender discrimination, and environmental destruction intersect and feed off each other. “At a young age, I realized that there were moments in my life that I was never able to leave my apartment because the smog was bad,” he says. “Being in poverty really deprived me from having access to clean spaces.” Hernandez has since devoted his career to ensuring that the...
  • LPR, DPR, Kherson and Zaporozhye vote for reunification with Russia

    09/27/2022 4:02:42 PM PDT · by JonPreston · 141 replies
    almayadeen.net ^ | 9/27/22 | Al Mayadeen
    All four regions have said their word; they voted overwhelmingly in favor of joining Russia.
  • Donetsk prepares for referendum on joining Russia

    09/22/2022 8:50:04 PM PDT · by Its All Over Except ... · 56 replies
    Yahoo ^ | 9/22/22 | Staff
    STORY: Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia provinces are set to hold referendums between 23 and 27 September. Vladimir Vysotsky, the voting chief, showed reporters ballot boxes made of clear plastic, promising the voting process would be “just as transparent”. The stations Vysotsky visited on Thursday were, according to his estimation, 100% ready for polling. ...
  • Comedian Tim Allen Cracks Very Funny Joke About Joe Biden and Leftists Go Crazy

    09/20/2022 11:50:08 PM PDT · by Tench_Coxe · 26 replies
    Comedian Tim Allen (aka Toolman Tim Taylor) cracked a joke about Joe Biden’s performance on 60 Minutes this past Sunday and the far-left lunatics went crazy.Biden was on 60 Minutes on Sunday evening and it ended up a trainwreck as expected. Biden shared that those people who disapprove of him are psychologically unable to be happy.
  • California grid operator calls for power rationing as state sizzles

    09/06/2022 4:43:43 PM PDT · by RomanSoldier19 · 33 replies
    c bs , via msn ^ | 9/6/2022 | Irina Ivanova -
    California's grid operator is calling for people to limit their electricity usage amid a historic heat wave that is straining the power system in the U.S.' most populous state. The California Independent System Operator (CAISO), which oversees the state's power grid, on Tuesday afternoon issued an "emergency alert" asking residents to use less power between 4 p.m. and 9 p.m. "[R]eal-time analysis shows all resources are committed or forecasted to be in use, and energy deficiencies are expected," CAISO said in a bulletin. The grid operator expects power demand on Tuesday to rise to 52,000 megawatts, exceeding records set in...
  • Artemis 1 moon mission launch ticket sales crashed website: report

    08/08/2022 10:05:23 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 7 replies
    space.com ^ | Elizabeth Howell
    Ticket sales for the Artemis 1 launch, which is targeted for Aug. 29, were so popular after opening Tuesday (Aug. 2) that the Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex's website was briefly overwhelmed, Florida Today reported(opens in new tab) late last week. A "quick fix" to the website, however, allowed the complex to sell out two of the three package deals within 2.5 hours of opening ticket sales, the report added. The news comes amid expectations that more than 100,000 people will show up on the Space Coast of Florida, which includes the Kennedy Space Center and the nearby Cape Canaveral...
  • Planet Chorizo, How the Left Uses ‘Trust the Science’ and Similar Phrases to Sneak Things by Us

    08/07/2022 3:16:48 PM PDT · by ProfessorGoldiloxx · 18 replies
    RealityShed ^ | 08/07/2022
    "When a world famous physicist rushed to post groundbreaking pictures from the new James Webb Space Telescope of a distant planet, the first ever taken of it, people sat up and took notice. And by default anything such a person said is given great deference. You don’t expect someone like that to post something you later discover was a joke all along. But his approximately 92000 followers on Twitter learned that is exactly what it was. In this case it wasn’t really harmful as after an hour of teasing them all about Spanish charcuterie not existing anywhere but Earth, and...
  • [Catholic Caucus] Francis’ Novus Ordo: Water Eucharist on An Air Mattress – A Miracle?

    07/25/2022 4:51:26 PM PDT · by ebb tide · 3 replies
    Gloria TV ^ | July 25, 2022 | Gloria TV
    [Catholic Caucus] Francis’ Novus Ordo: Water Eucharist on An Air Mattress – A Miracle?Bare-chested and standing in the waters of the Ionian Sea, Bernasconi presided at a Eucharist for young people of San Luigi Gonzaga Parish, Milan. Saint Aloysius Gonzaga is a model of chastity for the youth.The parody took place on Alfieri beach near Crotone, Italy. Bernasconi used the heat and the lack of a shaded area as an excuse to propose the water show. His public agreed enthusiastically. A family on the beach offered an air mattress as an "altar" (CrotoneNews.com, 24 July).During the homily, Bernasconi noticed that...
  • ‘Absolute Joke’: Cards’ Jack Flaherty Blasts Rays Players Who Refused to Wear Pride Logos for Religious Reasons

    06/06/2022 9:23:29 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 96 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 06/06/2022 | Warner Todd Huston
    St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jack Flaherty blasted several Tampa Bay Rays players for refusing to wear the gay pride logo in Saturday’s game. Flaherty steamed that the players’ decision was an “absolute joke,” as he criticized Rays Jason Adam, Jalen Beeks, Brooks Raley, Jeffrey Springs, and Ryan Thompson for refusing to wear the activist logo.
  • Washington Post spirals out of control after a writer retweets a 'reprehensible' joke about women

    06/03/2022 7:12:12 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 68 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 6-3-22 | CARLOS GARCIA
    A spokesperson for the Washington Post issued an apology after a writer retweeted a sexist joke and other writers at the news outlet objected vocally on Twitter. Dave Weigel retweeted a joke about women on Friday and immediately regretted it after he was criticized heavily for joking on Twitter. Weigel deleted the tweet, but it was saved for posterity by random people on Twitter and other writers at the outlet, like Felicia Sonmez, who objected to the sexist message. \u201cFantastic to work at a news outlet where retweets like this are allowed!\u201d
  • Scarborough: They Need to Shut Durham Probe Down — ‘This Is a Joke’

    06/01/2022 8:33:19 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 46 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 06/01/2022 | Trent Baker
    MSNBC “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough on Wednesday reacted to former Hillary Clinton campaign lawyer Michael Sussmann being acquitted of lying to the FBI when he fed it false information about supposed “collusion” between then-candidate Donald Trump and Russia during the 2016 campaign. Scarborough called special counsel John Durham’s probe into the “Russian collusion” hoax “asinine” and declared that it was time “to shut this down.” He added the investigation was “a joke.”
  • Forbes to Bestow Hillary Clinton with Lifetime Achievement Award

    02/16/2022 7:46:34 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 42 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 02/16/2022 | Simon Kent
    Former U.S. Secretary of State and twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will receive the inaugural Forbes International Women’s Day Lifetime Achievement Award next month. The honor is being granted, according to Forbes, for “her leadership and influential voice on the global stage in advancing the cause of women and fighting for gender equity.”
  • Don't Drag Nord Stream 2 Into Conflict Over Ukraine, German Defmin Says

    01/13/2022 1:16:13 PM PST · by RomanSoldier19 · 23 replies
    www.usnews.com ^ | Jan. 13, 2022 | By Reuters
    German Defence Minister Christine Lambrecht on Thursday warned against drawing a link between the Nord Stream 2 pipeline, meant to transport natural gas from Russia to Germany, and the differences with Moscow over Ukraine. "We should not drag (Nord Stream 2) into this conflict," Lambrecht told the broadcaster rbb in an interview. "We need to solve this conflict, and we need to solve it in talks - that's the opportunity that we have at the moment, and we should use it rather than draw a link to projects that have no connection to this conflict."
  • Oregon dad claims ‘Let’s go Brandon’ during NORAD call was a joke

    12/25/2021 5:07:18 PM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 68 replies
    Nypost ^ | 12/25/2021 | Kathianne Boniello
    An Oregon dad who told President Biden “Let’s go Brandon” during the annual White House NORAD Santa-tracking phone call claims he used the coded vulgarity as “a joke,” according to a report. The anti-Biden phrase has become popular in conservative circles as a stand-in for “F— Joe Biden,” but Jared Schmeck, 35, said he meant “no disrespect” to the president when he snuck the slogan in during the final seconds of the Friday call.
  • Candace Owens says Trump believes in vaccines because he ‘only reads mainstream news’ and is not on the internet

    12/25/2021 5:00:28 AM PST · by DoodleDawg · 175 replies
    The Independent via MSN ^ | 12/25/21 | Andrew Feinberg
    Right-wing podcast host Candace Owens says former president Donald Trump’s recent vocal support for Covid-19 vaccines can be explained by his generation’s experience with inoculations and his lack of familiarity with the internet. During an appearance on Owens’ podcast and YouTube show on Wednesday, Mr Trump defended the effectiveness of the jabs in preventing hospitalisation and death. After Owens — who has called the lifesaving vaccines “pure evil” and claimed that one would “never” be injected into her — said people were “questioning” the shots’ effectiveness, Mr Trump interrupted her to defend the jabs developed with funding from his administration...
  • Spielberg’s ‘Woke Side Story’ Dives 68% at Box Office in Week Two

    12/19/2021 9:48:48 AM PST · by marcusmaximus · 62 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 12/19/2021 | John Nolte
    All hope for Steven Spielberg’s racially divisive West Side Story remake died in week two, plummeting 68 percent with a humiliating take of just $3.4 million. After ten days in release, which includes two weekends, this historic box office bomb has grossed just $17.9 million. The hope had been that word of mouth would give Woke Side box office legs. Sorry, nope. No legs. Just two little stumps. Between production and marketing, this stinker probably cost close to $200 million. As a result, Disney’s going to lose a fortune.
  • Dad Joke of the Day

    12/11/2021 3:51:50 PM PST · by Veggie Todd · 20 replies
    December 11, 2021 | Vanity
    Dad Joke of the Day