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  • Joe Biden 'Jokes' About Not Really Being President but No One Is Laughing

    12/02/2021 9:45:09 PM PST · by SeekAndFind · 8 replies
    Red State ^ | 12/02/2021 | Bonchie
    For a while now, I’ve been decrying the trend of Democrats pushing for supposed “experts” to run every facet of the federal government. That has led to mediocre academics and bureaucrats being given extreme levels of power. Yet, while there are many different people who fit that description, no better example exists than Dr. Anthony Fauci.I used to joke about the fame-obsessed doctor actually being the acting president. But because our politics only has one mode, which is to say always becoming crazier, Joe Biden is just outright admitting it now.Joe Biden "jokes" that Dr. Fauci is actually the President...
  • Students Who Launched 'Joke' Petition to Restart Slavery Sue for Civil Rights Violations

    11/16/2021 5:56:22 AM PST · by where's_the_Outrage? · 13 replies
    Newsweak ^ | Nov 15, 2021 | Ayumi Davis
    Four students who were disciplined after a "joke" petition looking to restart slavery was shared on social media are suing the Kansas City school district for civil rights violations. The lawsuit, filed Friday, stated the students from Park Hill South High School said the posting in September began as a joke between a biracial student and a black student. The biracial student was expelled and three other students who commented on the petition were suspended for 180 days, according to the Associated Press. All of the students are in the ninth grade and members of the school's football team. The...
  • Russian Roulette Joke, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (video)

    11/04/2021 12:50:48 PM PDT · by OneVike · 39 replies
    I originally shared this back in March of 2010, but have since learned more about the situation. So I decided to update the information and repost it. This is a home video of an incident that took place in December of 2009 in Astrakhan, which is in Southern Russia. It starts with a 38-year-old Chechen man who decided to pull a trick at a wedding where he was a guest. He claimed he had an unloaded gun and was going to act like he was playing Russian Roulette. So he puts a gun to his head, when another man with...
  • Come On Man! [The Ballad Of Sleepy Joe]

    10/31/2021 9:58:11 PM PDT · by Robert DeLong · 8 replies
    Youtube ^ | Apr 22, 2021 | Pierre Chalifoux
    Must post this in the last 5 minutes of Halloween for what is truly a hollow weenie. !0 minutes & 51 seconds of reality presented as a joke, a bad joke foisted upon the world. But then again, some of them asked for it didn't they.
  • The Hot air Balloon

    10/19/2021 3:17:29 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 14 replies
    email from friend | 10/19/2021 | unknown
    A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, about 40 feet above a ground elevation of 2,400 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolls her eyes and...
  • ‘Not a Joke’ — Joe Biden Argues for Billions of Green New Deal Spending to ‘Save a Generation’

    09/15/2021 7:10:30 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 7 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 09/15/2021 | Charlie Spierling
    President Joe Biden continues escalating his rhetoric about global warming as he travels to some of the most devastated natural disaster areas around the country. “We have a chance, because of the work you’re doing, to make some significant change and literally — I know it sounds like hyberbole — save a generation,” Biden said after viewing wildfire devastation in California. “Not a joke. Not a joke.”
  • Joe Biden Hall-of-Presidents Robot Malfunction

    09/10/2021 5:31:06 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 6 replies
    Youtube ^ | 8-26-21 | HÄXANÄX
    The Biden animatronic at Disney’s Hall Of Presidents exhibit is so realistic, it’s uncanny. (1 minute video)
  • McCarthy says Pelosi 'has broken this institution' by denying GOP picks for Jan. 6 select committee

    07/21/2021 11:46:21 AM PDT · by conservative98 · 54 replies
    Fox News ^ | 7/21/21 | Tyler Olson
    House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Wednesday said that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi harmed the House as an institution and undermined the Jan. 6 select committee by choosing not to seat Reps. Jim Jordan and Jim Banks, who McCarthy chose to fill two of the five GOP slots on the committee. "Speaker Pelosi has taken the unprecedented step of denying the minority party's picks for the Select Committee on Jan. 6. This represents something that has not happened in the House before for a select committee, by the historian," McCarthy, R-Calif., said at a press conference. "It's an egregious abuse of...
  • Joke (White House Fence)

    07/11/2021 1:18:52 PM PDT · by LibWhacker · 12 replies
    My email ^ | unk | unk
    White House Fence Three contractors bid to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That's $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me.” The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do...
  • First case of Delta-plus, 'double-whammy' variant of COVID, detected in Louisiana

    06/30/2021 5:45:40 PM PDT · by Tipllub · 61 replies
    NOLA ^ | 6.30.21
    The Delta variant of COVID-19 has spawned a new, troubling variant known as Delta-plus that has been identified for the first time in Louisiana, according to officials at Ochsner Health. Delta-plus is thought to have the same higher rate of transmission as the Delta variant, which was originally identified in India and is about two times as infectious as the original coronavirus strain. But it also has a characteristic of variants from South Africa and Brazil that makes it harder for antibodies to block it from entering cells. “It gives you a double whammy,” said Dr. Lucio Miele, who has...
  • Never-Trump Republicans Announce New Fundraising Effort To Re-Defeat the Ex-President

    06/26/2021 3:59:10 AM PDT · by cotton1706 · 47 replies
    Reason.com ^ | 6/25/21 | Matt Welch
    Miles Taylor, a man who was most famous when he was anonymous, threw his name last night into a hat most people were hoping wouldn't open until November 2022. "If [former President Donald] Trump somehow wins the GOP nomination in 2024, I will run against him as an independent. And recruit more conservatives to do the same. We will split the vote and sink him," Taylor tweeted, insisting in a follow-up: "This is not a joke."
  • How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - Featuring John McAfee himself

    06/25/2021 8:56:47 AM PDT · by tbw2 · 7 replies
    Jon McAfee youtube channel ^ | Jun 18, 2013 | Jon McAfee
    How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - Featuring John McAfee himself Humor video
  • Joke for Saturday night

    06/13/2021 12:54:52 AM PDT · by LibWhacker · 18 replies
    email ^ | unk | Anon
    My buddy met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's...
  • Ric Grenell to Newsmax: Idea VP Harris Is Ready to Lead 'Is a Joke'

    06/01/2021 8:59:26 AM PDT · by Signalman · 21 replies
    Newsmax ^ | 6 | Eric Mack
    The criticism Vice President Kamala Harris faced for her "enjoy the long weekend" tweet is new to her, because she has been covered by California liberalism that fawns all over her every move, no matter how inappropriate, according to former acting Director of National Intelligence Richard Grenell on Newsmax. "What we're seeing now is Kamala Harris really stumble on the national stage," Grenell told Monday's "Cortes & Pellegrino." "Whether it's her inability to go down and communicate on the border why she's in charge or what the problems are, or articulate why she's not going to physically be there. "Or...
  • A Covid Karen's Christmas poem. Found this gem today.

    05/11/2021 12:41:48 PM PDT · by matt04 · 2 replies
    T'was a month before Christmas And all thru the town, People wore masks, That covered their frown.The frown had begun Way back in the Spring, When a global pandemic Changed everything.They called it corona, But unlike the beer, It didn't bring good times, It didn't bring cheer.Airplanes were grounded, Travel was banned. Borders were closed Across air, sea and land. As the word entered lock down To flatten the curve, The economy halted And folks lost their nerve. From March to July We rode the first wave, People stayed home, They tried to behave. When summer emerged The lock down...
  • "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

    05/08/2021 11:20:49 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 27 replies
    email from friend | 5/8/2021 | unknown
    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!" The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read: 1. "I'm A Democrat" 2. "Amnesty For Illegals" 3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"...
  • Oklahoma State Senator under fire for lewd joke, sexual suggestions regarding Vice President Kamala Harris

    04/26/2021 7:40:29 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 66 replies
    kfor nbc ^ | 4-23-21 | Cassandra Sweetman
    An Oklahoma state senator came under fire Friday after making comments about Vice President Kamala Harris, which have been described as offensive and misogynistic. Republican Sen. Nathan Dahm made the comments in an interview with KFOR’s sister station, KTUL in Tulsa, as he was talking about a bill he filed regarding paper straws. “You can’t use a paper straw for a milkshake but maybe Kamala Harris could because of her vast experience,” Sen. Dahm is heard saying in the recording.
  • Man Who Agrees With Every Single Corporation Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance

    04/07/2021 9:00:57 AM PDT · by tbw2 · 3 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 04/06/2021 | Babylon Bee
    Man Who Agrees With Every Single Corporation Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance
  • Libertarian PBS

    03/22/2021 4:14:09 PM PDT · by tbw2 · 8 replies
    Reason TV ^ | Mar 19, 2021 | Reason TV
    Howdy neighbor. Do you have a warrant?
  • Nation Prepares To Celebrate 1st Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve

    02/09/2021 7:25:53 PM PST · by tbw2 · 14 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 02/09/2021 | Babylon Bee
    U.S.—The nation is preparing to celebrate what is expected to become a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year. "This time of year we like to come together to remember the historic day one year ago when we put on masks and locked ourselves down, trusting that the lockdown would be over in just two weeks," said local man Paul Christof as he stared out his window longingly, his three masks securely in place. "This year, I'm going all out with a Zoom party with no more than five of...