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  • Biden Jokes About Trump Struggling to Pay Massive New York Fine

    03/19/2024 1:53:52 PM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 48 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 03/19/2024 | JOEL B. POLLAK
    President Joe Biden joked at the Gridiron Dinner this past weekend about former President Donald Trump’s struggle to pay nearly half a billion dollars in fines resulting from a controversial civil fraud judgement against him in New York. New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) — who ran for office specifically promising to use the law to pursue Trump for unspecified sins — declared that “everyone must play by the same rules,” though the Trump case was unprecedented. Trump was sued for allegedly inflating his net worth under a New York law that does not require the state to show...
  • Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey makes bizarre joke about remote work, says it turns you into ‘a loser’

    02/08/2024 9:19:11 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 46 replies
    NY Post ^ | 02/08/2024 | Stepheny Price
    During an address on Wednesday, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey took a jab at remote work while praising the benefits of downtown Minneapolis. While speaking at the Minneapolis Downtown Council’s annual meeting, Mayor Frey, a Democrat, joked that remote work ultimately turns you into “a loser.” “I don’t know if you saw this study the other day, what this study clearly showed… is that when people who have the ability to come downtown but don’t,” Frey explained. “When they stay home, sitting on their couch with their nasty cat blanket, diddlin’ on their laptop. If they do that for a few...
  • Chappelle dropped some thoughtcrime on his new special that I can’t repeat in this headline and it would ruin the joke if I did 💀

    01/03/2024 8:08:14 AM PST · by Red Badger · 15 replies
    Not The Bee ^ | January 3, 2024 | Staff
    This is from Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix show and it's one of the best jokes I have ever heard. Watch to the end: VIDEO AT LINK.................
  • Watch: Senator Rand Paul Says It's "Difficult To Imagine Trump Winning" In 2024

    11/09/2023 9:14:42 PM PST · by SeekAndFind · 86 replies
    Summit News ^ | 11/09/2023 | Steve Watson
    GOP Senator Rand Paul says that he thinks it is difficult to imagine Donald Trump winning another term in office because of the magnitude of everything that is being done by Democrats and the establishment to prevent it happening.“It’s difficult to image Trump winning, but it’s also difficult to imagine anything more unfair they could do to him, and also how pitiful the performance of Biden has been, and how frail and detached that he looked in doing his job,” Paul said during an interview with Piers Morgan.“It worries people that he is still able and has enough vim and...
  • DeSantis will call Florida lawmakers back to Capitol to impose new sanctions on Iran

    10/20/2023 2:36:02 PM PDT · by conservative98 · 46 replies
    AP, Yahoo ^ | October 20, 2023, 3:54 pm
    TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — Presidential candidate and Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will bring lawmakers back to Tallahassee for a special session to impose additional sanctions on Iran, his office said Friday. No date has been set and no details of proposed legislation have been released.
  • Monkey on the loose in Indianapolis seen drinking beer

    10/05/2023 8:33:58 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 35 replies
    UPI ^ | 05 October 2023 | By Ben Hooper
    VIDEO AT LINK.................... Oct. 5 (UPI) -- A monkey named Momo is on the loose in Indianapolis -- and one neighbor reported seeing the simian sipping a beer. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department said Momo escaped from his owner's home in the Ironridge Court area of the city's east side on Wednesday and was subsequently spotted the Gate Drive neighborhood, about a quarter mile away. Police said they were unable to confirm whether Momo has bitten anyone while on the loose. At least one neighbor reported to police that Momo was seen drinking a beer out of a garbage can. Momo's...
  • ‘Family Feud’ killer Timothy Bliefnick, who mocked marriage on TV, defends tasteless joke about wife before murder

    09/28/2023 3:23:54 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 21 replies
    NY Post ^ | 28/9/23 | Alyssa Guzman
    The“Family Feud” contestant who was convicted of his ex-wife’s murder after he trashed his marriage on the popular game show is still defending a tasteless joke he made on the program about regretting saying “I do.” Timothy Bliefnick, 40, addressed the infamous quip in his first interview since he was sentenced in August to life in prison for the gruesome murder of his wife, Rebecca “Beck” Postle Bliefnick, whom he shot 14 times. “It wasn’t said with any malice or bad intentions. It was supposed to be funny,” he told Erin Moriarty of “48 Hours” in an upcoming episode, which...
  • ESPN Baffled What Athlete Kneeling With Eyes Closed And Hands Folded Could Possibly Be Doing

    09/10/2023 4:20:11 PM PDT · by DFG · 17 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/10/2023 | Babylon Bee
    QUEENS, NY — As tennis champion Coco Gauff knelt on the court with her eyes closed and hands folded, puzzled ESPN commentators were left to wildly speculate as to what Ms. Gauff could possibly be doing. "What do you make of it, Jean?" asked commentator Pam Shriver. "Perhaps it's a new yoga pose? Never seen anything like it!" As Ms. Gauff completed the mysterious ritual and rose to her feet, ESPN producers pored over prior videos. "It appears Ms. Gauff has performed this bizarre practice several times in the past," said ESPN's Bill Bonnell. "We're still at a loss. The...
  • As Robert De Niro and Al Pacino become dads again, how old is too old to have babies?

    09/04/2023 5:27:21 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 47 replies
    Channel News Asia ^ | 03 Sep 2023 | Janice Tung
    With advancements in reproductive technologies and shifting societal norms, the notion of "too old" to have babies is evolving, says mother-of-two and obstetrician Dr Janice Tung.In the realm of family planning and parenthood, the question of the “right” age to have babies has long been a topic of debate. Teen parents often face scrutiny for perceived immaturity, lack of financial stability, and the potential challenges of balancing personal growth with the responsibilities of raising a child. On the other end of the spectrum, critics of older parenthood highlight the higher likelihood of pregnancy complications, health issues, and concerns about being...
  • Sean Hannity ribs Nancy Mace for ‘TMI’ sex joke during prayer breakfast

    07/28/2023 8:58:23 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 79 replies
    NY Post ^ | 07/28/2023 | Josh Christenson
    Fox News host Sean Hannity playfully jabbed Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) Thursday night over an edgy joke she made the day before at a prayer breakfast hosted by Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC). “Congresswoman Mace made even more headlines [Wednesday] morning at a prayer breakfast, when she explained why she was almost late for Tim Scott’s prayer breakfast,” the “Hannity” host said before playing a clip of the congresswoman’s appearance. “When I woke up this morning at 7:00, I was getting picked up at 7:45. Patrick, my fiancé, tried to pull me by my waist over this morning in bed and...
  • For Laughs: He Was Sick of the World

    06/20/2023 1:32:21 AM PDT · by spirited irish · 7 replies
    PatriotandLiberty ^ | 2023 | A Friend
    Brian lives in San Luis Obispo, California. He was sick of the world, sick of COVID, Trump, the “My Pillow” guy, Russia, China, global warming, street crime, fentanyl, illegal immigrants, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window, as best he could. He got back into his car, rolled down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.Five days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in...
  • Graham blasts defense spending in debt ceiling deal as ‘a joke’

    05/28/2023 9:26:19 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 34 replies
    The Hill ^ | 05/28/2023 | Lauren Sforza
    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) took aim at the defense spending proposed in the debt ceiling deal, saying on Sunday that adopting what he labeled as President Biden’s defense budget would be a “joke.” “I want to raise the debt ceiling, it would be irresponsible not to do it,” Graham told Shannon Bream on “Fox News Sunday.” “I want to control spending, I’d like to have a smaller IRS, I’d like to clawback the unused COVID money. And I know you can’t get to perfect, but what I will not do is adopt the Biden defense budget and call it as...
  • 1 Minute of Reality — Slave (a video joke)

    05/13/2023 4:42:25 AM PDT · by Phoenix8 · 10 replies
    Twitter ^ | 5/12/2023 | Michael Yon
    None offered—1 minute
  • No laughing matter: Biden is slammed for cracking a JOKE when asked his views on transgender school shooter's motive

    03/29/2023 7:14:56 AM PDT · by Morgana · 19 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | March 29, 2023 | Sophie Mann
    President Joe Biden was slammed Tuesday for joking about the Nashville school shooting that left six dead on Monday. When asked on the White House South Lawn whether he believed Christians had specifically been targeted by the shooter - 28-year-old transgender Audrey Hale - 80 year-old Biden said, 'I have no idea.' When one reporter told Biden that Senator Josh Hawley believes the shooting was a hate crime against Christians, a grinning Biden said, 'Well, I probably don't then.' 'No, I'm joking. I have no idea,' he added. Biden was also criticized Monday for cracking a joke about ice cream...
  • Behind the scenes of the Harvard affirmative action case, a joke in bad taste about Asian applicants

    03/23/2023 8:29:05 PM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 20 replies
    Hotair ^ | 03/23/2023 | John Sexton
    As you probably remember, Harvard was sued a few years ago on the grounds that its admissions criteria were unfair to Asian applicants. The trial was held before Judge Allison Burroughs, an Obama appointee who eventually decided in Harvard’s favor. Here’s a bit of her decision.For purposes of this case, at least for now, ensuring diversity at Harvard relies, in part, on race conscious admissions. Harvard’s admission program passes constitutional muster in that it satisfies the dictates of strict scrutiny. The students who are admitted to Harvard and choose to attend will live and learn surrounded by all sorts of...
  • Astronomy Picture of the Day - W5: The Soul Nebula

    03/14/2023 11:45:46 AM PDT · by MtnClimber · 15 replies
    https://apod.nasa.gov/apod ^ | 14 Mar, 2023 | Image Credit & Copyright: José Jiménez (Astromet)
    Explanation: Stars are forming in the Soul of the Queen of Aethopia. More specifically, a large star forming region called the Soul Nebula can be found in the direction of the constellation Cassiopeia, whom Greek mythology credits as the vain wife of a King who long ago ruled lands surrounding the upper Nile river. Also known as Westerhout 5 (W5), the Soul Nebula houses several open clusters of stars, ridges and pillars darkened by cosmic dust, and huge evacuated bubbles formed by the winds of young massive stars. Located about 6,500 light years away, the Soul Nebula spans about 100...
  • Biden says he wanted to add a 'ski' to the end of his name because he grew up surrounded by Polish immigrants

    02/21/2023 7:51:32 AM PST · by AT7Saluki · 97 replies
    UK Daily Mail ^ | 02/21/2023 | Nikki Schwab
    President Joe Biden told Polish President Andrzej Duda that he wanted to add a 'ski' to his last name as a kid, because he grew up surrounded by so many Polish immigrants. ... 'I was born in a coal town of Scranton... When coal died, we moved to a town called Claymont, which was a working-class town, everybody in town was either Polish or Italian,' Biden said. 'I grew up feeling self-conscious that my name didn't end in an "ski" or an "o."'
  • Not a Joke’ — Joe Biden Claims He Attended a Black Church Every Day After Morning Mass

    01/15/2023 2:29:10 PM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 130 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 01/15/2023 | Charlie Spiering
    President Joe Biden on Sunday claimed he attended a black Church in Delaware every morning after he attended Catholic Mass in high school. “I may be a practicing Catholic, we used to go 7:30 am mass every morning in high school and college before I went to the black church,” he said. “Not a joke.” Biden spoke about his personal experience with the black church during a visit to the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia to recognize Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day.
  • When you wake up before her…(just for a laugh)

    01/05/2023 5:57:21 AM PST · by Phoenix8 · 19 replies
    TikTok ^ | 2022 | Who Knows
    Joke
  • Is Harvard turning into a huge joke?

    12/31/2022 9:39:51 AM PST · by george76 · 70 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | December 31, 2022 | Brad Polumbo
    When people think of elite higher education, we think of Harvard University. But, if one academic trend is anything to go by, Harvard is turning into a joke. A recent column in the Harvard Crimson makes it clear that the university is becoming a glorified academic daycare where every student gets a trophy or, in this case, an A. The average GPA at Harvard is now 3.8 ... out of 4.0, according to Crimson data analyst Aden Barton. That’s up from 3.3 in 1991. Are we supposed to believe that college students are just that much smarter now than decades...