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  • Bill O’Reilly Apologizes for Calling Maxine Waters’ Hair a ‘James Brown Wig’

    03/29/2017 5:58:00 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 54 replies
    variety.com ^ | 3/28/17 | Seth Kelly
    Bill O’Reilly apologized on Tuesday after he sparked backlash for calling Maxine Waters’ hair a “James Brown wig.” “As I have said many times, I respect Congresswoman Maxine Waters for being sincere in her beliefs,” O’Reilly said. “I said that again today on Fox & Friends calling her ‘old school.’ Unfortunately, I also made a jest about her hair which was dumb. I apologize.”
  • My Mother-In-Law Lives In Constant Fear Of Being Deported By President Trump !

    03/20/2017 1:24:57 PM PDT · by Strac6 · 39 replies
    email from friend in NY
    Dear Mr. President, My Mother-In-Law lives in constant fear of your deportation for illegal immigrants. Just so you are sure who she is, her she lives at 3178 Happy Valley Lane, Century City, Florida 33812. The pastel pink house. She gets back from the Senior Citizens Center about 5 and is in the house all evening, except Tuesdays which is local Democrat Club meeting, and Thursday which is Canasta Night. About 5' 2" - - 160 - - Blue Hair.
  • 'The Most Transparent Administration in History' A campaign promise becomes a punchline.

    01/18/2017 6:45:00 AM PST · by Behind Liberal Lines · 7 replies
    Reason ^ | February 2017 | C.J. Ciaramella
    Since 2009, press access to the White House has been notably restricted, whistleblower prosecutions have spiked, and Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuits against the federal government have reached an all-time high. In 2013, the Committee to Protect Journalists published a scathing report, written by former Washington Post editor Leonard Downie Jr., on the Obama administration's obsession with controlling media coverage and burnishing its image.... The most immediate change was a sudden clampdown on unauthorized comments and interviews. The Obama administration made sure the word got out: The only people who talk to journalists are public affairs officers. In 2014,...
  • FAKE NEWS: BuzzFeed and CNN fall for Trump P-ss Story That was 4Chan Prank

    01/11/2017 4:14:23 AM PST · by servo1969 · 155 replies
    Thegatewaypundit.com ^ | 1-10-2017 | Jim Hoft
    With just ten days to go before he is sworn in as America's forty-fifth president, the political establishment went nuclear on President-elect Donald Trump Tuesday with a double-barreled blast of “leaked” “intelligence” reports by CNN and BuzzFeed.The documents contain explosive, but unverified, opposition research that alleges intel ties between Russia and Trump and also claims Russia holds sexual blackmail material over Trump.One of the most outrageous unconfirmed allegations in the report claims the Russians recorded Trump watching Russian prostitutes urinate on each other in a Moscow hotel room previously occupied by President and Mrs. Barack Obama.Now this… Buzzfeed, Cosmopolitan, and...
  • Well, I'm at the emergency room.

    01/01/2017 9:36:51 PM PST · by Jeff Chandler · 76 replies
    1/1/2017 | Jeff Chandler
    This morning was not a good start to New Years week. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years, and which Mrs. Chandler warned me was not a good idea, but I refused to let her hold me back. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the...
  • Rogue Texas GOP Elector Trolls Trump on Twitter

    12/19/2016 1:59:50 AM PST · by Enlightened1 · 24 replies
    GP ^ | 12/18/16 | Jim Hoft
    This clown’s 15 minutes of fame are about up. So he’s making the most of it. After tomorrow he will just be known as the crazy liar who voted against Trump after he pledged to support him. Chris Suprun is one of 38 Texas electors. He recently went public with his decision to go against the will of the people of Texas; he will not be honoring his pledge to vote for President Elect, Donald Trump. Chris Suprun has taken quite a beating on social media by Americans who are outraged at his decision to go rogue. There was even...
  • So, have you heard the one about the old man and the U.S. Marine standing guard at the White House?

    12/11/2016 11:15:20 PM PST · by Jyotishi · 15 replies
    On a sunny day at the end of January 2017, an old man approaches the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenie where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He walked up to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and quietly walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President...
  • Bear Pranking

    12/09/2016 9:11:50 AM PST · by w1n1 · 13 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 12/9/2016 | S Morstan
    Would you this to your co-workers? Bear! Or not. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Sometimes office teasing goes a little beyond "Go pick up a bottle of elbow grease" or "See if you can find me the level straightener", and delves into the pre-planned pranking. case in point: The "bear" milling around outside! On a construction site, seeing a bear probably isn’t all that far from the realm of possibility. I've never been one to tease somebody for having a functioning Fight or Flight reflex, though. What do you think? Seen or done any good pranks lately? I'm...
  • Patton Oswalt apologizes for tweet telling terrorists to 'come 'n' get' list of Trump targets

    11/28/2016 1:59:15 PM PST · by Behind Liberal Lines · 49 replies
    Patton Oswalt apologized for a since deleted retweet about the "long list of targets" that terrorists have when it comes to President-elect Donald Trump's worldwide holdings. "Trump has properties all over the world. Terrorists will have a long list of targets that are literally owned by POTUS and bear his name," a Twitter use wrote. Oswalt responded by retweeting the tweet and adding, "Holy f--k. Come 'n' get it, terrorists!" Oswalt has since deleted the tweet reported by Breitbart, and issued an apology after garnering a lot of heat on social media.
  • Tolerant Educators Exile Trump Voters From Campus: Glenn Reynolds

    11/14/2016 6:46:02 AM PST · by blam · 11 replies
    USA Today ^ | 11-14-2016 | Glenn reynolds
    Tyler Durden/Glenn Harlan Reynolds November 14, 2016 Authored by Glenn Harlan Reynolds, first posted in USA Today With puppies, Play-doh and coloring books, safe spaces and therapy sessions turn universities into a joke. One of the more amusing bits of fallout from last week’s election has been the safe-space response of many colleges and universities to the election of the “wrong” candidate. But on closer examination, this response isn’t really amusing. In fact, it’s downright mean. Trump’s substantial victory, when most progressives expected a Hillary landslide, came as a shock to many. That shock seems to have been multiplied in...
  • DEAD POOL DIVA: Huma Kept Those Hillary Emails FBI Found In A Folder Marked ‘Life Insurance’

    10/31/2016 3:10:51 PM PDT · by SkyPilot · 182 replies
    Before It's News ^ | 30 OCt 16 | Geoffrey Grider
    Did Huma steal those emails and then save them as life insurance to protect herself from joining the Clinton Dead Pool? Huma Abedin is no fool. She may be the closest aide to Hillary Clinton, but she also spent the last 20 years watching enemies of the Clinton Crime Family spontaneously commit suicide. So it is with great amusement but virtually no surprise that today we are finding out that the folder Huma kept those incriminating Hillary emails in was called ‘Life Insurance‘.
  • A bad week for secrets

    10/20/2016 9:53:18 PM PDT · by bt_dooftlook · 5 replies
    vanity | 10/20/16 | bt_dooftlook
    it was a bad week for secrets.
  • Who here has never told an off-color joke? (vanity)

    10/11/2016 7:18:07 PM PDT · by Leaning Right · 79 replies
    me
    What man has never told an off-color joke? Or listened to an off-color joke? Or laughed at an off-color joke? If that's you, then you can rightly be offended by Trump's decade-old remarks. Otherwise, just shut up.
  • Clinton Campaign Unveils Brand New Campaign Logo [humor]

    09/04/2016 3:50:55 PM PDT · by COBOL2Java · 24 replies
    Twitter ^ | 4 September 2016 | Trump 2016
  • Clinton Joke

    08/22/2016 5:39:56 PM PDT · by Rockingham · 16 replies
    August 22, 2016 | Self
    At least Ryan Lochte did not try to blame Colin Powell.
  • Boudreaux Investigates Cock Fighting Ring

    08/22/2016 1:30:19 PM PDT · by Dalberg-Acton · 7 replies
    unknown | August 22, 2016 | unknown
    The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcratic Natnal Char from N'awlins". Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I...
  • Donald & Hilary joke

    08/18/2016 4:56:14 PM PDT · by MNnice · 25 replies
    8/18/2016 | Self
    Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election." The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the...
  • A Different Kind of Papal Press Conference [Catholic Caucus]

    07/17/2016 5:11:28 PM PDT · by ebb tide · 6 replies
    Catholic World Report ^ | July 11, 2016 | Nick Bottom
    Pope Francis: Good morning, everyone. Thank you for coming. I have invited you today because I have had a change of heart that I must make public. In a homily recently, I spoke rather forcefully about employers who refuse to pay their workers a just wage. I have had a chance to reflect on that homily in the light of the principles I set forth in my Apostolic Exhortation Amoris Laetitia. I brought a copy so I can refer to it as I take your questions. Please be patient with me as I find the appropriate passages, eh? I believe...
  • [Originally published May 28, 2016] High school runner brings spotlight to Alaska transgender policy

    06/05/2016 6:50:49 PM PDT · by Rebelbase · 111 replies
    http://www.ktva.com/high-school-runner-brings-spotlight-to-alaska-transgender-policy-432/ ^ | By Jake Edmonds 1:05 PM May 28, 2016 copied onto Youtube June 5, 2016 copied onto liveleak 6/5/16 | KTVA copied by Youtube private account JT Smith copied by Liveleak
    <p>Anchorage, AK - For the first time in Alaskan history, a biological male has won all-state honors in girls track and field.</p>
  • Obama to Honor 13 Police Officers With Medal of Valor [Photo Opp with cops]

    05/16/2016 8:48:18 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 16 replies
    .... Obama is honoring 13 law enforcement officers who risked their lives to protect others. Obama will present the Medal of Valor at a ceremony in the East Room on Monday. The medals recognize.....