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  • A Different Kind of Papal Press Conference [Catholic Caucus]

    07/17/2016 5:11:28 PM PDT · by ebb tide · 6 replies
    Catholic World Report ^ | July 11, 2016 | Nick Bottom
    Pope Francis: Good morning, everyone. Thank you for coming. I have invited you today because I have had a change of heart that I must make public. In a homily recently, I spoke rather forcefully about employers who refuse to pay their workers a just wage. I have had a chance to reflect on that homily in the light of the principles I set forth in my Apostolic Exhortation Amoris Laetitia. I brought a copy so I can refer to it as I take your questions. Please be patient with me as I find the appropriate passages, eh? I believe...
  • [Originally published May 28, 2016] High school runner brings spotlight to Alaska transgender policy

    06/05/2016 6:50:49 PM PDT · by Rebelbase · 111 replies
    http://www.ktva.com/high-school-runner-brings-spotlight-to-alaska-transgender-policy-432/ ^ | By Jake Edmonds 1:05 PM May 28, 2016 copied onto Youtube June 5, 2016 copied onto liveleak 6/5/16 | KTVA copied by Youtube private account JT Smith copied by Liveleak
    <p>Anchorage, AK - For the first time in Alaskan history, a biological male has won all-state honors in girls track and field.</p>
  • Obama to Honor 13 Police Officers With Medal of Valor [Photo Opp with cops]

    05/16/2016 8:48:18 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 16 replies
    .... Obama is honoring 13 law enforcement officers who risked their lives to protect others. Obama will present the Medal of Valor at a ceremony in the East Room on Monday. The medals recognize.....
  • Newt Gingrich on Trump VP Talk: 'You Have to Look at It Very Seriously'

    05/14/2016 10:05:59 AM PDT · by monkapotamus · 83 replies
    Newsmax ^ | May 13, 2016 | Todd Beamon
    Newt Gingrich said Friday that "you have to look at it very seriously, of course" regarding the possibility of being presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump's running mate. "I regard Donald as an old friend," Gingrich, the former Georgia representative who was House speaker from 1995 to 1999, told Bill O'Reilly on Fox News... Newsmax reported Tuesday that Gingrich topped Trump's list of possible vice presidential choices. The developer said that he was seeking a partner while deep experience within Washington who could help him "with legislation, getting things through." "There are a lot of very good candidates who know a...
  • No, The Primary System Is Not Rigged

    04/26/2016 10:52:16 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 98 replies
    American Thinker ^ | 04/26/2016 | George W. Ford
    For the past month, a media narrative has taken hold that something must be done to reform, simplify, streamline, and democratize the delegate selection system of the Republican presidential nomination process. Is our GOP presidential primary system rigged, meaning it is corrupt because it favors the establishment? Is it convoluted, arbitrary, arcane...and too often "voteless"? Is it wrong to allow "Trojan horse" delegates to change their vote on the second ballot of the national convention? Why do we have a separate election for delegates after we vote for candidates? The system is not rigged, convoluted, arbitrary, arcane, or voteless. It...
  • Transgender woman excommunicated from LGBT community for suggesting transgender only bathrooms

    04/13/2016 1:05:35 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 22 replies
    American Irony ^ | 4-13-16 | The Looking Spoon
    As the national debate whether people should be allowed to use bathrooms according to their chosen gender identity continues to swell one transgender woman makes a revolutionary, and costly proposal to settle the argument. Charlie Shimpner, former chair of Transgender Humans United for Gender Silliness (THUGS) was excommunicated from the LGBTQ community after a writing a Facebook post suggesting the transgender community should accept the creation of alternative bathrooms for "transgender-Americans." The post went viral in a matter of hours and ignited a petition on Change.org for Facebook to create a "remove from Facebook button.' Said Shimper, "I thought long...
  • America: Out of Control and Heading in the Wrong Direction

    04/06/2016 10:26:36 AM PDT · by central_va · 20 replies
    economyincrisis ^ | April 06, 2016 | George Barlow
    hina now has accumulated approximately $3.2 TRILLION in convertible currency reserves, of which nearly $1.2 trillion are held in U.S. treasury bonds. This has happened through their escalating balance of trade surpluses with America – they sell to us much more than we sell to them every year. In the process, China has been instrumental in putting many of our American companies out of business. This is only possible because of our failed “free trade” policies. They are using their new found wealth to buy us out! Shuanghui International of China has agreed to buy the American meat processor Smithfield...
  • Why I Have Decided to Leave the Catholic Church

    04/01/2016 12:41:08 PM PDT · by Berlin_Freeper · 873 replies
    timstaples.com ^ | April 1, 2016 | Tim Staples
    I am letting you be among the first to know. It is true. I am leaving the Catholic Church. I want you to know that this has not been a decision made in haste or without serious and intense research and consideration. But I can no longer remain in a church that I no longer believe in. Let me explain. I will be writing more about this soon, but for now let me just say there are five main reasons why I am leaving the Catholic Church: 1. I believe the sole rule of faith for Christians has to be...
  • (Vanity Joke)MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

    03/30/2016 4:48:10 AM PDT · by V K Lee · 89 replies
    n/a ^ | n/a | n/a
    Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a...
  • Michael Hayden Says Donald Trump's Presidency Could Cause Military Revolt (barf alert)

    03/02/2016 11:11:54 AM PST · by TangledUpInBlue · 106 replies
    Huff Post - Pop Minute ^ | 3/2 | M. Hayden
    Video at the link.
  • Not a Joke: Chris Matthews Compares Donald Trump to Johnny Carson

    02/25/2016 5:24:20 PM PST · by Kaslin · 50 replies
    NewsBusters.org ^ | February 24, 2016 | Curtis Houck
    Continuing to operate at full speed well past the 1:00 a.m. Eastern hour on Tuesday (10:00 p.m. Pacific), MSNBC’s Hardball host Chris Matthews attempted to analyze Donald Trump’s victory speech after winning the Nevada caucuses by comparing his interaction with supporters to the late Johnny Carson’s relationship with Tonight Show viewers.  Matthews repeatedly claimed that his supporters recognize much of what Trump tells them is “nonsense” and “all shtick” and he “shar[es] with the audience” in the way that “Carson used to do that, Letterman did that” because “[i]t was always the jokes you share” plus “[t]he connection with the...
  • Pope Francis despatches 1,000 'super-confessor' priests

    02/10/2016 5:20:29 PM PST · by Olog-hai · 9 replies
    BBC News ^ | 10 February 2016
    Pope Francis has sent more than 1,000 priests on a global mission to forgive grave sins that normally only he, or a top Church official, may pardon. The Missionaries of Mercy, nicknamed the super-confessors, were given the special license for the Vatican's Jubilee year, which ends in November. Grave sins include defiling consecrated bread and wine, violating confessional secrecy, and plotting to kill a pope. ...
  • CONFIDENTIAL With mom still running, Chelsea Clinton’s already gearing up for White House bid

    01/27/2016 11:31:13 AM PST · by Signalman · 40 replies
    ny daily news ^ | 1/26/2016 | ny daily news
    The former first daughter, 35, has not been shy about her political ambitions, though where she'd begin her career in politics is anyone's guess. Last March, Chelsea reportedly told Sky News that she'd "absolutely" consider seeking office. "She's clearly politically adept," says our Clinton supporter. "People at these rallies think she's prime for a run." Wednesday night's Chelsea Clinton event is being co-hosted by tennis great Billie Jean King and billed as an "LGBT reception." Gay rights were also very much on Chelsea's mind at last week's fund-raiser, where she assured donors that her mom would use executive action to...
  • Joke with Food for Thought

    01/07/2016 7:48:29 AM PST · by tired&retired · 9 replies
    Unknown | 1/7/2016 | Vanity
    Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I yelled, "Don't do it!" He replied, "Nobody loves me. I can't take it anymore!" I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, " Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative...
  • Sickening Behavior of 2 Rogue Cops

    12/23/2015 6:29:56 AM PST · by Jeff Chandler · 17 replies
    Independent Journal ^ | December 22, 2015 | VIRGINIA KRUTA
    <p>THIS IS HUGE!!!! Why isn't the mainstream media covering this? This is real brutality! When is the violence going to stop, people? These two officers in Georgia have killed over 250 people in the line of duty. They were best friends in high school and entered the police academy together only to fuel a more sinister and sexually devious lifestyle than anyone could predict.</p>
  • Intelligence chairman: Obama's ISIS 'containment' comment a 'joke'

    11/29/2015 1:37:45 PM PST · by Libloather · 15 replies
    The Hill ^ | 11/29/15 | Jonathan Swan
    President Obama's assertion that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has been contained is a "joke", says the chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. "It's proven that ISIS is in 30 different countries... they've got a reach that goes throughout Europe and North America," said Richard Burr (R-N.C.) on the 'Fox News Sunday' program. "So to talk about containment is really a joke," he added. "We've got to stop talking about containment. We've got to talk about elimination of the terrorist threat." ISIS may be geographically contained in Syria and Iraq, but "their efforts around the world to...
  • Clinton Goes after Laugh Factory Comedians for Making Fun of Her

    11/18/2015 9:38:37 PM PST · by tcrlaf · 62 replies
    Judicial Watch ^ | 11-18-2015JD | JD
    In what appears to be a first for a serious presidential contender, Hillary Clinton’s campaign is going after five comedians who made fun of the former Secretary of State in standup skits at a popular Hollywood comedy club. A video of the short performance, which is less than three minutes, is posted on the website of the renowned club, Laugh Factory, and the Clinton campaign has tried to censor it. Besides demanding that the video be taken down, the Clinton campaign has demanded the personal contact information of the performers that appear in the recording. This is no laughing matter...
  • Proof Liberalism is a Mental Disorder

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb9O-aW4zI Check this out.Manicured fire wood. Helps prove libs are nuts
  • Subject: Terror Alert Threats Escalated in Europe

    09/12/2015 4:30:04 PM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 23 replies
    sparkpeople.com ^ | 9/11/15 | John Cleese (?)
    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to...
  • Hillary Clinton Dances With the Stars (Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Schumer, Pink) [Ellen's Show]

    09/09/2015 9:36:55 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 20 replies
    NY Times ^ | 9/8/15 | Amy Chozick
    Before Tuesday’s taping with Hillary Rodham Clinton, the executive producers of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” said that the former first lady had never danced in her previous appearances with Ms. DeGeneres and that they didn’t expect her to when she taped her latest sit-down. But during a commercial break, Ms. DeGeneres’s resident D.J. got Mrs. Clinton clapping her hands and swaying her hips to Ariana Grande. Pink and Amy Schumer joined Ms. DeGeneres and Mrs. Clinton onstage, and they all hugged and waved to a crowd of thousands overflowing around the Rockefeller Center ice skating rink, where Ms. DeGeneres is...