Posted on 01/07/2016 7:48:29 AM PST by tired&retired
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I yelled, "Don't do it!" He replied, "Nobody loves me. I can't take it anymore!"
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, " Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over the edge!
Isn’t that an Emo Philips joke?
You know,there’s a lot of truth in that joke!
It is.
Sadly, it goes a long way to illustrate the way Freepers act when debating conservatism.
When I was young, I used to pray every day for God to give me a new bicycle. But then I realized that that God, in his wisdom, didn't work that say. So, I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Pat is sittin on a door stoop with Mike and he says: Mike me laddy, did you just see Pastor Smith the Methodist minister go into the bawdy house? A man of the cloth cavortin with women of loose morals?
And Mike says: Sure and its a terrible thing.
Then a couple minutes later Pat says: Mike me laddy, did ya just see Rabbi Goldstein go into the self-same house of ill repute to cavort with the ladies of the night?
And Mike says: Sure tis sinful and a full disgrace.
In a few minutes more Pat says to Mike: Mike, me laddy, did ya see Father Flanagan walk into the same whorehouse?
And Mike says: Sure and there must be somebody awful sick in the place.
Somebody posted this years ago. I didn’t save it then. I’m glad you posted it again.
Ditto. Thought about it a couple of weeks ago and wished I had it. Now I do.
Yeah. I think that all any leftist needs to do is read a few of our threads debating the republican nominee and they have more than enough ammunition to last the entire election cycle.
Many people are doing the left’s work for them, out of a “purity” complex or something.
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