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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • YouTube - Hitler Rants about Haj and His Baseball Glove

    09/10/2016 5:22:18 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 12 replies
    youtube ^ | dfu via youtube
    Well, it's Haj time again. What is the over and unders for the number who will be stomped to death? Click on the link and watch Hitler ranting about Haj, his baseball glove, and his boyhood hero, Gil Hodges.
  • A Swarming Basket of Deplorables

    09/10/2016 6:58:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-10-2016 | MOTUS
    I get the impression that Hillary was talking about the same people Barry was in 2008 when he made this condescending comment about people in flyover country:  "They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." Only she kicked it up a notch: from condescending to flat out insulting. "You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables," Clinton said to laughter from the "LGBT for...
  • Everything You Need To Know About the #HillarybyProxy cabal

    09/09/2016 7:32:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Okay you Never-Trumpers, I’ll  concede that The Donald is sometimes less than articulate (in the community organizer/orator sense of the word), says some things that seem less than brilliant, can be a bit crude and has some fairly funky looking hair. Which leads some to conclude he isn’t “presidential.” However, I would expect you, then, to concede that electing the smartest guy (or gal) in the room with the sharpest crease in his/her trousers, whose primary qualifications entail being “articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy (or gal)” won’t exactly work out all that well either.Too cool for...
  • Welcome to Nope Lake

    09/09/2016 5:33:35 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 6 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | S Morstan
    Population: These terrifying fishWhen you're at the waterslide and you see this terrifying feeding frenzy, don't worry too much; piranhas don't tend to eat humans, but just in case, maybe you should find another day to go scuba diving? I'd love to see what that looks like underwater. Someone stick a GoPro in there and see what happens, would you? I'll be over here. On dry land. Away from the water. See the video here.
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast

    09/08/2016 5:13:23 PM PDT · by PROCON · 4 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Sep. 8, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Can anyone help me make a video from this song?

    09/08/2016 8:00:02 AM PDT · by Karliner · 32 replies
    You Tube ^ | 1968 | Arthur Brown
    https://youtu.be/en1uwIzI3SE
  • Trumping Alinsky's Rules: No Wonder They Hate Him

    09/08/2016 4:04:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-8-2016 | MOTUS
    It’s no wonder they hate him…h/t Ed DriscollHe’s a very quick learner. (Although he may have gotten the idea from MOTUS’s banner)I’ve got a busy day so your job, should you accept it, is to illustrate how The Donald has used every one of Alinsky’s Rules thus far. Ed Driscoll gets you started: Rule #4: Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules. In late August, a Trump video similarly pushed back against his own charges by noting that “Hillary Clinton needs to address the racist undertones of her 2008 campaign.” Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • This Young Bow Shooter might be on to something

    09/07/2016 7:25:46 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 18 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 9/7/2016 | E Nestor
    Instead of using a traditional quiver, this archery shooter uses arrows as hair pins. When she need an arrow she just needs to pull one out of her hair. This young archery competitor is traveling light with no traditional quiver to get in the way. Where are her extra arrows kept? In her hair, of course. This interesting idea lends itself to competition shooting. That is as long as you don’t pull your hair out in the process. For hunting, this large headdress might get caught in branches and brush though. Watch the video as this young lady shows off...
  • The Clinton Crime Foundation Growth Fund

    09/07/2016 6:03:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-7-2016 | MOTUS
    Given everything that’s going on it isn’t surprising that Hillary is hacking up hairballs. After all she is a cat-ladyYesterday Jason Chaffetz accused Hilz and/or her staff of wiping her private server clean of Emails (aka Federal records) by using Bleachbit (software designed to make data on hard drives unrecoverable) AFTER she was served with a subpoena by Congress. Not that there’s a law against destroying evidence that is subject to a Congressional investigation. Oh wait…there is. Butt it’s Hillary, so those rules don’t apply.Also yesterday, news emerged that there was a coordination of questions between the Hillary camp and...
  • PJ's Power Brunch 09-06-16 (Buford Pusser Was a Republican)

    09/06/2016 10:54:35 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | September 6, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    Buford Pusser Was a Republican Over the Labor Day weekend I watched the original Walking Tall (1973) again. It was so long since I last watched it that it was like watching it anew. It is hard nowadays to recall the impact that movie made when it was first released. Many consider it the redneck's Billy Jack which was released a couple of years earlier which sounds like a good description. Like Billy Jack, the main character of Walking Tall, Buford Pusser, took vengeance upon the bad buys of the notorious State Line Mob of southwestern Tennessee. However, unlike...
  • Trumping the Kingmakers

    09/06/2016 5:40:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-6-2016 | MOTUS
    Today’s post is dedicated to Phyllis Schlafly.Phyllis Schlafly 1924 – 2016A great lady and a great conservative who let her intellect and conscience be her guide. How quaint.Schlafly took many unpopular positions in her life, beginning with her anti-feminism stance:While many of Schlafly’s positions were out of step with the cultural “mainstream” her bravest position may have come last December when she announced her support for a Donald Trump presidency long before his candidacy was a fait accompli  and when no other “bona fide” conservative would touch him. “He does look like he’s the last hope [for America],” Schlafly said....
  • NSA Partners with Ancestry.com In Celebration of WW I

    09/06/2016 3:58:24 AM PDT · by fruser1 · 11 replies
    9/6/2016 | self
    In a great example of government-business cooperation, Ancestry.com, the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world, will be bringing the past alive by allowing lucky subscribers to hear the voices of their ancestors on early recorded phone conversations. "Lucky" because there were only about 12 million telephones in the U.S around 1917 for a population of over 100 million, so not everybody had one, as they do today. Even though the NSA did not exist before WW II, the world of signal's intelligence, or SIGINT, goes back to the Boer Wars in 1900. Crude, and not used to great purpose...
  • Labor Day 2016

    09/05/2016 5:23:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-5-2016 | MOTUS
    BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION The strongest middle class the world has ever known was not built overnight.   Nor was it destroyed overnightIt was achieved by men and women who believed that living up to the promise of this Nation meant more than hoping for the best   it meant toiling in the day, working through the night, and proving that theirs was a future worth fighting for. Labor Day 2016 and we have nearly 95 million adult Americans out of the labor force. Thank you Obama!On Labor Day, we celebrate the grit and...
  • Satire: Obama Ratifies Treaty on Sharia Law

    09/04/2016 11:58:31 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 6 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | September 4, 2016 | Dan Miller
    Having personally ratified the Iran Scam Treaty and the Climate Change Treaty with China, President Obama today met with Turkish, Saudi and Iranian heads of state to ratify a new treaty making Sharia Law binding in the United States. Please see also, The West Needs Sharia Law – Pakistani cleric. Obama, a renowned constitutional scholar, quickly rejected objections by Senate leaders that "He shouldn't oughta do that because it's our job" by reminding them that He is the President and is therefore empowered by the Constitution to do whatever pleases Him.Here is the text of President Obama's statement on ratification of the Sharia Law Treaty, provided...
  • The Donald Does Detroit: Let’s Make It Great Again!

    09/04/2016 5:47:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-4-2014 | MOTUS
    The Donald was in Detroit yesterday, to speak at Great Faith Ministries International Church and to be interviewed by the church’s pastor, Bishop Wayne T. Jackson, for a television program on his African-American Christian cable channel, the Impact Network.Predictably, community, religious and labor activist protestors showed up to protest.Predictably, Detroit’s (Democrat) Mayor criticized Mr. Trump, saying "this is the most phony major party nominee that I've seen in my lifetime.”Really, Mr. Duggan?For his part, Mr. Trump danced with the celebrants and sounded, well, presidential, when he addressed the congregation. Referencing disparities in education, employment and public safety he said “I fully understand...
  • Hammering it Home

    09/03/2016 6:26:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-3-2016 | MOTUS
    What are the odds?Just weeks after the NYT article about the existence of Hillary’s private email server, she – without intent, because Mr. Comey told us there was no intent, and Mr. Comey is an honorable man - had her aides wipe it clean. Presumable it was routine spring housekeeping.Butt Hillary doesn’t really recall because she fell down, hit her head and got a boo-boo. Possibly with a hammer.Meanwhile, another aide was, allegedly, dispatching some of her old cell phones with a hammer. So they wouldn’t fall into the wrong hands. Like the FBI.Some would say that the lawyerly way she...
  • PJ's Power Brunch 09-02-16 (Introducing PJ's Power Brunch)

    09/02/2016 12:35:10 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 6 replies
    PJ's Power Brunch ^ | September 2, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    PJ's Power Brunch was inspired by the Power Lunch Power Break authored by Jake Novak of CNBC. The idea started off a a joke by Yours Truly on Twitter in reply to Jake but soon I got to thinking that perhaps there is a niche for precisely the type of blog I have in mind. While Novak's terrific Power Break focuses on the macro in terms of the economy, politics, and culture in general, my Power Brunch will be sort of a micro version of it...sprinkled with (hopefully) large doses of humor. So rather than, for example, looking at large...
  • “I am all that stands between you and the apocalypse.”

    09/02/2016 5:53:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-2-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember that time Hillary danced with Sir Paul McCartney (cultural reference here)? Oh yeah, Dancing With Stars for money. Doesn’t every presidential candidate do that now days?Dancing with Jimmy Buffett, Jon Bon Jovi and Sir Paul – in the Hamptons! Sir Paul McCartney, performing at an exclusive Hillary Clinton Hamptons fundraiser, poked fun at the event’s sky-high ticket prices, saying, “This is the first time in my entire life when I have paid to hear myself sing.” - Page Six Of course he was just kidding; being a foreigner and all that would be illegal. And we all know what...
  • Safe space alert: Triggering comedy from the late, great Gene Wilder is a-nearer

    09/01/2016 8:34:59 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 33 replies
    Hot Air ^ | September 1, 2016 | Ed Morrissey
    Gene Wilder, star and writer of some of Hollywood’s greatest comedy classics, passed away this week at 83 years of age from complications of Alzheimer’s. He partnered with Mel Brooks for the best work both of them have done, including the original version of The Producers, Young Frankenstein, and one of my all-time favorite films, Blazing Saddles. Those films and others have long been in rotation on the movie channels and even on cable and broadcast outlets, albeit with heavy editing, but have been absent from the big screen for decades. Those who never caught Blazing Saddles on the big...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    09/01/2016 5:09:04 PM PDT · by PROCON · 35 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Sept. 1, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.