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  • Video DUmmie FUnnies: Could William Rivers Pitt Exonerate Kevin Spacey?

    01/21/2019 1:36:29 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 21, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO I am not going to sit in judgement as to the guilt or innocence of Kevin Spacey as to the charges being leveled against him in Nantucket. However, there is documentary evidence posted by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT at the Democrat Underground and preserved for posterity by the DUmmie FUnnies that Kevin Spacey could be innocent of the charges. I urge the defense team of Kevin Spacey to look at the account by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT about his 2007 encounter with your client. The jury needs to see this evidence to ensure that the trial will be fair. I would...
  • Kasich Gets Gig with CNN [semi-satire]

    01/21/2019 11:02:19 AM PST · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Jan 2019 | John Semmens
    Former Ohio Governor John Kasich (R) has been signed by CNN to be an on air commentator across a variety of the network’s programs. The ex-governor expressed his hope that he “might leverage a tour as a television star into a successful campaign for the presidency like Trump did, only with more compassion for the lonely and depressed majority of Americans. I think voters will respond favorably to my belief that ‘everyone needs to be hugged.’ It will be a welcome change from Trump’s ‘everyone needs to be slugged.’” Kasich said he was “especially proud to be named a seńor...
  • Video DUmmie FUnnies: OOPS!!! Creeping DUmmie Doubt about BuzzFeed Fantasy

    01/21/2019 9:28:44 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 21, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOOOPS!!! It has happened over and over and over again in DUmmieland. And in just the past few days we've had a couple of OOPS moments from the DUmmies as they start to back away from major news stories that are proving to be untrue. One of them is about the Covington Catholic School Students because extended videos show that they did NOT surround an Indian banging a drum and get in his face. In fact it was the other way around. Yes, there are still DUmmie threads viciously attacking those very polite students but there are much fewer of...
  • Pelosi Agrees To Talks

    01/21/2019 9:21:10 AM PST · by Ubetterubet129 · 29 replies
    Randy Hall Rants ^ | 01/20/19 | Randy Hall
    WASHINGTON (API) - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi ( D, CA) has agreed to in theory to negotiate with the White House and House Republicans over boarder security and DACA on one condition.
  • Bad News Monday

    01/21/2019 7:50:34 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-21-19 | MOTUS
    Bad News #1: Our first winter storm of the week rolled in late last night, just in time to ruin our viewing of the Super Blood Wolf Moon. So I rely on you to post your own magnificent pictures. It won’t be the same thing but I will attempt to extract your sense of amazement.Bad News #2: If you are a Catholic be advised that the left has just put a target on your back – a term that is unacceptable only when Sarah Palin or some other alt-right hater uses it.And all evidence indicates this is yet another preemptive...
  • Sunday Was the Day When Real News Ceased to Exist

    01/21/2019 6:16:05 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 20 replies
    DBDailyUpdate ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The fake news appears to be undergoing a “quickening”, to borrow a phrase. As the fake journalists a the nation’s major media outlets carry out their increasingly frenzied efforts to carry water for the Democrats, the presence of anything remotely resembling real “news” reporting on the nation’s airwaves becomes little more than passing memories of a previous generation. On Sunday, pretty much the entirety of the establishment news media focused almost exclusively on two stories that fake reporters had simply invented: a) the Buzzfeed report that claimed President Donald Trump had ordered...
  • Video DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Demonize Polite Catholic Kid

    01/20/2019 3:33:49 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 20, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO It's like HATE WEEK right now in DUmmie Land but instead of their object of hatred being the usual target, the Big Bad Orange Man, their fury is directed toward a very polite Catholic high school student. I kid you not. You might have heard about the Covington Catholic high school boy who supposedly mocked and harassed a native American man beating on his traditional drums. That is what the initial FAKE NEWS portrayed. In REALITY, as we subsequently learned the Catholic High school kid was minding his own business with his fellow students at the March for Life...
  • Pelosi Defends Putting Ilhan Omar on Committee [semi-satire]

    01/20/2019 10:46:43 AM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Jan 2019 | John Semmens
    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) defended placing Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) on the House Foreign Affairs Committee despite her anti-Semitic and anti-Israel views, calling it “a small step toward achieving a balanced perspective. You know, we have several Jews already on the Committee. Bringing aboard a Muslim who is not afraid to speak out against the Jewish drive toward world domination fills a vacuum that needed filling.” Pelosi admitted that “for years the Democratic Party has been hypnotized by Jewish propaganda. Given the very small population of Jews in America and the world compared to the rapidly growing number of...
  • Bring Some Stinky Cheese and Don’t Forget the Crackers

    01/20/2019 7:03:28 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-20-19 | MOTUS
    “As a candidate for president, I promised I would fix this crisis – and I intend to keep that promise one way the another.”PDJT offered an end to the government shutdown, extended protections for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program recipients for three years and a three-year extension of protections for Temporary Protected Status (TPS) holders in exchange for the partial border wall funding of $5.7 billion.I would say that the ball is in the Democrats court but for the fact they batted it down before it was even  officially lobbed over the net. Win the set, lose the...
  • Video DUmmie FUnnies: Gullible DUmmies Still Believe BuzzFeed Fantasy

    01/19/2019 6:40:27 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 5 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 19, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Despite all the facts, including Team Mueller's issuance of a statement that the BuzzFeed story is "Not Accurate," the DUmmies continue to beeeeeeleeeeeve in the fantasy perpetrated by the notorious Jason Leopold. Therefore I have revealed their continuing idiocy for your amusement.
  • Video DUmmie FUnnies: Freudenschade, Baby! BuzzFeed's Fitzmas II Fizzles

    01/19/2019 11:22:38 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 19, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Once again, the DUmmies (and much of the mainstream media) were in a state of Freudenschade victory celebrations over the BuzzFeed article that was sure to bring down the Big Bad Orange Man. The problem was that the entire credibility of that BuzzFeed story depended upon one Jason Leopold...And we knew how that would go. The same way Fitzmas I went when Leopold guaranteed that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12, 2006. In this video we can see the DUmmie Freudenschade celebrations yesterday as well as the exact moment when they stopped at 6:09 P.M.. Nothing else...
  • Trump Reversal of Obama School Discipline Policy Harms Minorities [semi-satire]

    01/19/2019 9:54:46 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Jan 2019 | John Semmens
    The Trump Administration’s intention to eliminate the “racially balanced” regulations promulgated by former President Obama’s “Dear Colleague Letter” was condemned by former Obama Administration Sec. of Education Arne Duncan who called it harmful to minorities. “The whole point of President Obama’s approach was to equalize the stigma of school disciplinary actions so that each racial grouping was proportionately represented in the punishments meted out,” Duncan said. “The previous policy articulated by former Reagan Administration official Clarence Thomas in 1981 merely directed that whatever disciplinary procedures a school had must be applied without racial bias. This led to minorities being disproportionately...
  • The King of Fake News is Dead – Long Live the New King!

    01/19/2019 7:52:33 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 16 replies
    DBDailyUpdate ^ | David Blackmon
    Man, you gotta hand it to the news fakers over at the fake news site Buzzfeed (even its name screams out “fake news!”, doesn’t it?) . After all, how many news outlets can brag that they have out-faked CNN and the New York Times when it comes to reporting about President Donald Trump? After Thursday and Friday, when it first fake-reported a story – based solely on “anonymous sources” of course – claiming that then-Candidate Donald Trump ordered his crooked ex-attorney Michael Cohen to lie to the Special Counsel’s investigators about a planned real estate development in Moscow, and then...
  • The Truth According To Your Weltanschauung

    01/19/2019 6:40:20 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-19-19 | MOTUS
    This point of view might work for amateur art critics:But the amateur journalist equivalent - “I don’t know anything about truth, but I know what I believe…” doesn’t work as well. Art is intended to be subjective but journalism is supposed to be based on truth, which is intended to be objective. Yet here we are, living in an inverted reality where art is “truth” and truth is “art.”Allan Bloom tried to warn us over 30 years ago in The Closing of the American Mind about the dangers of abandoning truth to the vagaries of relativity but few listened. And...
  • Dems Reject Invitation to Working Lunch Meeting [semi-satire]

    01/18/2019 11:08:54 PM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Jan 2019 | John Semmens
    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer rejected an invitation from President Trump to participate in a lunch meeting that would discuss a possible compromise to partially fund a border barrier and reopen the federal government. "We saw the fast food spread he bought for the college football champions," Schumer pointed out. "If he treats star athletes like that I shudder to think what he'd have on the menu for us. He likes football. He hates us. There's no way I'd go without seeing a menu first." Pelosi was even harsher in her assessment of the...
  • Video DUmmie FUnnies: JASON LEOPOLD & The Legend of 24 Business Hours Fitzmas

    01/18/2019 2:48:04 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 18, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO This video gives more of the background on Jason Leopold and why it is so LAUGHABLE that liberals and their mainstream media allies are now placing so much faith in his credibility in their attempt to take down President Donald Trump. I explain how the 24 Business Hours meme was born during the height of "Fitzmas" in which the DUmmies were absolutely sure Karl Rove would be indicted and frog-marched across the White House lawn. Also covered is the extreme gullibility of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT of TruthOut for placing his complete faith in Leopold. Finally we will see that...
  • JASON LEOPOLD to Deliver Trump-Cohen Documents in 24 Business Hours!!!

    01/18/2019 11:36:09 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 63 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 18, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is HILARIOUS!!! Liberals and their media allies are in a state of joy due to a promised report by Jason Leopold. Yes, in just 24 Business Hours, Jason Leopold will deliver the documents proving that President Trump ordered Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about building Trump Tower in Moscow. Of course anyone familiar with the DUmmie FUnnies and Jason Leopold know exactly where this is going, namely NOWHERE. However, don't tell that to the liberal MSM. They are still pinning their hopes upon Jason Leopold delivering the goods that will force Trump out of the White...
  • Best. Fake. Partial. Shutdown. EVER.

    01/18/2019 7:13:19 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 10 replies
    DBDailyUpdate ^ | David Blackmon
    Government Shutdown, Day…um, what day is it? 28? 29? This fake, partial, sort of “shutdown” of parts of a quarter of the federal government has now dragged on so long it’s become impossible to keep up anymore. But oh, what a glorious fake government shutdown it became on Thursday. That day, January 17, 2019, will be remembered into posterity as the date when this became, without any doubt at all, the greatest, most entertaining government shutdown in the history of all government shutdowns. Just a day after Speaker San Fran Nan sent over a petty and utterly dishonest letter to...
  • FLOTUS Friday: Government Shutdown Edition

    01/18/2019 6:45:42 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-18-19 | MOTUS
    Two stories headlining the news this morning: Melania Trump Vacations Using Gov’t Plane As Trump Blocks Pelosi’s Flight - MsNBC’s Larry O’Donnell has the last word on it (he doesn’t approve). Warning: It takes him a full 18 minutes to express his disapproval. And it’s 18 minutes of your life you’ll never get back, so click the link cautiously.AP reports that high-level secret talks between US, North Korea taking place in Sweden Wouldn’t it be fun if  Melania were part of that North Korean envoy? “FLOTUS stands in for furloughed ambassador and saves the world from a nuclear armed madman.” ...
  • Video DUmmie FUnnies (3 min): Liberals Threaten to Terrorize and Imprison Trump Supporters

    01/18/2019 5:57:17 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 18, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
    THREE MINUTE VIDEO The big message about the fake Washington Post that was published on January 16 wasn't that it was a parody about Trump being removed from office. The big story, which all news outlets have thus far missed, is the frightening message at the end of the parody newspaper which was dead serious. In that message, the left tells us their vision of what they would like to do to Trump supporters if they ever come back into power again. As you will see, they clearly want to terrorize and imprison people for the "high crime" of supporting...