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NEW YORK, NY — The 2024 Major League Baseball season ended in historic fashion, as the New York Yankees successfully defeated the New York Yankees in the World Series. Despite their best efforts, the Yankees were unable to overcome the Yankees, opening the door for the Yankees to pull out a victory over the Yankees in Game 5 in the Bronx. "We were just too much for us tonight," Yankees manager Aaron Boone said following the loss. "We felt like we had a good game plan, we knew we were behind in the series and had an uphill battle, but...

In New Zealand there is no constitutional right for citizens to bear arms. Recently, the police conducted a domestic intelligence operation to identify people who hold unacceptable political opinions. They identified 62 such individuals who were licensed to own firearms and confiscated their weapons. Under the island's laws, the Firearms Safety Authority says "an applicant for a firearms license must be a fit and proper person to possess and use firearms." Government officials take the position that espousing views the government regards as "extreme" is sufficient grounds for disarming them. Former Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern asserted that "it would be...

VIDEOIs this the same person in these two videos? One video shows someone pretending to be an "Early Vote Monitor" in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. The other video shows an identical looking and sounding woman stealing Trump signs. Perhaps this is a job for CSI Bucks County.

VIDEOMorning Joe was obviously very upset over how President Donald Trump took the "Garbage" charge hurled at his supporters by Joe Biden and turned it into brilliant campaign shtick. Privately Morning Joe and poor Mika are seething over Sleepy Joe for recreating the 2024 version of Hillary's "Deplorables."

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a renewed effort to lower the political temperature amid the lead-up to the presidential election next week, President Joe Biden called on all deplorable garbage Nazis to tone down their rhetoric. The plea came during a late-night address from the White House, as Biden urged former President Donald Trump's vicious, extremist, domestic terrorist supporters to stop using such derogatory and divisive language to describe their opponents. "Listen up, you Nazis. Here's the deal," Biden said. "Dangerous, inflammatory rhetoric has no place in our political discourse. That's why I'm calling on all of Donald Trump's nasty, disgusting,...

The term "town hall" implies that a public figure or candidate for office will field questions from voters. This was not the case for the town hall for Democrat presidential nominee Vice-President Kamala Harris that was hosted by former California First Lady Maria Shriver. After one woman in the audience wanted to know "are we going to be able to ask a question?" Shriver told her "You're not, unfortunately we have some predetermined questions. And hopefully, one of these questions might be the one you'd like to ask." Shriver went on to add "I want this to be like a...

VIDEOSome of you are probably under the misconception that Pee Wee Herman died last year. Well, he is very much alive. After a brief period of hiding from the law for the crime of stealing Pinky Lee's act, Pee Wee Herman returned to the public eye under a new name as the Mayor of Allentown, Pennsylvania. Here you can see Pee Wee Herman's hilarious antics as he attempts to stop a Trump rally.

VIDEO Some of you might remember that in the past I sometimes featured a heavily medicated TikTokker by the user name of @ChasingOz. Her main feature, perhaps due to being hooked on a plethora of strong drugs to either put her to sleep or keep her awake, is a rather tenuous hold on reality. Here she or her meds are talking about what she is sure will happen in the election just a week from today. Hopefully she will have her OD treatment kit on hand on the evening of the Fifth of November.

In an interview with NBC News' Hallie Jackson, Democrat presidential nominee Vice-President Kamala Harris assured America that "a woman's right to an abortion must be absolute, nationwide in scope, and universally obeyed. Once it's the law of the land no doctor, nurse, or hospital will be allowed to refuse to perform the procedure for any reason." "The claim of religious reasons for not wanting to perform the procedure is a sham that must be nipped in the bud," she adamantly asserted. "The law is the law. We don't allow a person to break the law against murdering someone on the...

LOS ANGELES, CA — A local early voting precinct was briefly thrown into disarray today, as a man was arrested for showing his I.D. to vote. Authorities said Justin Davis arrived at the voting location at around 9:00 A.M. and presented his driver's license to horrified poll workers who immediately called the police to report the blatant act of racism. "There's no place for this type of lawlessness in California," said Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson Sgt. Paul Marquez. "We received a tip that there was a man showing his I.D. to vote here, which is a brazen violation of...

Last week Joe Rogan offered a three-hour podcast interview to both former President Donald Trump and Vice-President Kamala Harris. Trump accepted. Harris declined. Harris aide Ian Sams explained "the conditions just weren't right. First of all, three hours is way too long for someone as busy campaigning as she is. The thirty-minute sit down with Bret Baier put a big dent in her schedule. Our request that the Rogan interview be held to three minutes wasn't acceptable to him." "Second, he wouldn't accept the list of the questions we wanted him to ask nor allow us to use a teleprompter...

VIDEOThere is something called the "Goldwater Rule" which states that no psychiatrist should publicly analyze the mental health of public officials. This rule came about in response to a bunch of shrinks declaring that 1964 Republican candidate Barry Goldwater was mentally unbalanced during that campaign. There should also be a "Conway Rule" which states that any political ad featuring a bunch of psychologists declaring a Republican presidential candidate unbalanced should be utterly mocked because it is obviously the laughable smear tactic of TDS Psychopath George Conway using psychologists in order to skirt the Goldwater Rule limiting public analysis by psychiatrists....

VIDEOWith only NINE days left until what Jake Tapper fears will be the Trumpocalypse, his sheer desperation caused poor Jake to drop any pretense of being a journalist and attempted not an interview but a deranged star chamber interrogation of J.D. Vance. Note the stark contrast of Tapper shouting like a lunatic at Vance with his calm demeanor while calmly interviewing Liz Cheney immediately afterwards. Mark down Jake Tapper as perhaps needing to be strapped down to a gurney on the evening of November 5 as he screams incoherently about what a cruel world it is just before a leather...

This week, Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong, the owner of the Los Angeles Times, blocked the newspaper's editorial board from endorsing the Harris/Walz ticket. Mariel Garza, the editorials editor, resigned in protest, saying "I want to make it clear that I am not okay with us being silent. We're a very liberal paper. I think our readers want us to stand up for progressive values." Soon-Shiong said "the Editorial Board was provided the opportunity to draft a factual analysis of all the POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE policies by EACH candidate during their tenures at the White House, and how these policies affected the...

While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President. In 2020, the Babylon Bee famously endorsed "Dave" for President, discovering only later that Dave was a role played by actor Kevin Kline in a movie that hit the box office in 1993. This year, we resolved to endorse an actual person, and that person is Kamala Harris. Why Kamala? Take a look at this...

As polls show the race for president remains close, the Democrat nominee Vice-President Kamala Harris has decided to use her Party's traditional slander of Republican presidential candidates. "I tried to make my campaign about joy and unity," she lamented, "but history shows that fear and antagonism are more motivating. So, I'm just going to plainly state what Democrats have always believed about Republicans." "Trump has scheduled a rally at Madison Square Garden," she pointed out. "Well, the American Nazi Party held a rally at Madison Square Garden 85 years ago. If this eerie parallel isn't enough to prove that Trump...

VIDEO The basic theme of Mark Halperin's podcast channel, 2Way, is to have a CIVIL conversation about the 2024 campaign. This is why that channel has become popular since over the top partisanship is set aside in favor of a POLITE discussion about the campaign. As a result 2Way has become the go-to channel for many to keep up to date on the state of the campaign. And to their credit, Democrats and Republicans on the show, especially Democrat Dan Turrentine and Republican Sean Spicer have kept a civil but informative tone. Most of the other people also mostly stick...

REPORTER: What do you say to Americans who think you need to focus more on the economy? KAMALA: "One of the things that I love about the American people is we can hold many thoughts at once."

VIDEOThe voice of Bruce Springsteen has gotten so bad that it might even be WORSE than his parody. Compare the parody Bruce Springsteen with the real Bruce Springsteen. No matter which one you think is worse, they are both ready for the Gong Show.

Maybe it’s not his sport.