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  • Trump Refusal to Resign an "Impeachable Offense" [semi-satire]

    12/17/2017 8:53:45 AM PST · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Dec 2017 | John Semmens
    Liberal radio host Thom Hartmann called President Trump's refusal to step down at the request of Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) "as blatant a demonstration of sexual harassment as I've ever seen. After the Senator politely demanded that Trump resign following a renewed series of allegations of sexual misconduct Trump callously blew her off. That's horrifying and clearly am impeachable offense." Gillibrand wasn't the only Democrat insisting that warmed over allegations ought to be enough to oust a sitting president. Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore) also called on Trump to resign saying that "the sheer number of accusations represents a 'critical mass'...
  • I’m Feeling a Little Snappy Today So Bite Me

    12/17/2017 6:08:48 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-17-17 | MOTUS
    Obama’s Rapid Response Team, e.g. Mobile Mobs ‘R Us, is planning ahead in the event their specially selected special prosecutor is canned. This, from Obama’s “Ethics” czar, Walter Shaub: The fact that Obama spent 8 years redefining the Republic is apparently irrelevant.And Walter is not the only Obamaphile prepper, Meathead is all in too:Kurt Schlichter is looking forward to all the fun that will provideAs you know, elitist Meathead Michael grew up to become elitist Meathead Rob and now instead of lecturing his father-in-law, he feels compelled to lecture the rest of us. Meathead should have listened more closely to...
  • The Campaign Update Week In Review – 12.17.2017

    12/17/2017 6:08:35 AM PST · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.17.2017 | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Here’s where we are in President Donald Trump’s Administration eight days before Christmas… The economy is booming, with the New York branch of the Federal Reserve now estimating it will grow at the pace of 3.98% in the fourth quarter. That would represent our third straight quarter above 3% economic growth, a feat not achieved in over a decade. Unemployment is nearing a record low, as “Thirteen states this year have seen their unemployment rates drop to the lowest levels ever recorded since the federal government began keeping track of state-level data...
  • Exempting Anyone from Funding Abortions ‘Unconstitutional’ [semi-satire]

    12/16/2017 4:25:40 PM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Dec 2017 | John Semmens
    In an op ed for the left-wing Sacramento Bee, Crystal Strait, president of Planned Parenthood Affiliates of California, blasted the Trump Administration’s rollback of an Obama policy mandating that religious organizations must include abortion in the health insurance offered to employees, calling it “a violation of women’s constitutional rights to ‘life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.’” “Few things are more stifling to freedom than the burdens of motherhood,” Strait wrote. “Preventing a woman from obtaining an abortion condemns her to a life of subservience to another person. This is tyranny. That President Trump would authorize a change in regulations that...
  • Turkey Supplying Weapons to Islamic Thugs in Germany [semi-satire]

    12/16/2017 7:44:08 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Dec 2017 | John Semmens
    German intelligence wiretaps revealed Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and officials of his AKP Party have been transferring money to leaders of the "Osmanen Germania" (Ottoman Germany) biker gang. Ilkay Arin, German representative of the Union of European Turkish Democrats (UETD) –the lobbying arm of the AKP in Europe—defended the moves, calling them "a righteous implementation of the jihad the Quran instructs all Muslims to wage against the unbelievers." Metin Külünk, a close friend of Erdogan, insists that "given the rising levels of violence in Germany, it is essential that all Muslims be armed in order to defend themselves and...
  • Rare: North Korean ad starring Kim il Sung !

  • From Your Lips…

    12/16/2017 5:12:27 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-16-17 | MOTUS
    I’m really, really busy this weekend and have only made it half way through yesterday’s comments. But I see we got Jettie back for Christmas! To steal a Jettieism, KEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Get back on your pony and may all your cowgirl dreams come true.And for sheer delight today I direct you to Thomas Lifson’s article, Coming attractions: How the biggest political scandal in history will play out in 2018. A lot of frustration has been expressed – on these pages and elsewhere – over the slow pace of progress in unraveling the Deep State coup against Trump.  But "the process of...
  • Muhammad resigns as prophet amid sexual assault allegations

    12/16/2017 5:01:22 AM PST · by NorseViking · 14 replies
    On the heels of this week's resignation of Karl Marx as leading figure in the communist movement due to allegations of sexual misconduct, the triggered social justice organizers of the #MeToo collective have claimed the scalp of another progressive icon. At a press conference, supported by her family and lawyers, a woman named Aisha claimed that she was taken as a bride by Mr. Muhammad when she was nine years old. When asked why it took so long for her to come out, she stated that she feared nobody would believe her since the testimony of a woman is not...
  • Lisa Bloom Becomes A Strong Contender For The Title of Worst Person In The World

    12/16/2017 5:01:11 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 13 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.16.2017 | David Blackmon
    <p>Speaking of super duper people, how about that Lisa Bloom, huh? What a gal, amiright? Man, has she been in the news a lot lately. First, she agrees to represent the detestable Harvey Weinstein and gets caught peddling damaging information on accuser Rose McGowan, not to mention allegations that she and Weinstein were offering bribes to some of his victims to stay quiet.</p>
  • Dems Confused by Rosenstein Actions [semi-satire]

    12/15/2017 3:58:42 PM PST · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Dec 2017 | John Semmens
    The emergence of evidence that several members on the staff of Special Investigator Robert Mueller engaged in partisan political activities aimed at thwarting Donald Trump's election and concocting an "insurance policy" to cope with an undesired election outcome has Democrats fuming. Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Maryland), one of 58 representatives to vote in favor of impeaching Trump, attacked FBI Deputy Director Rod Rosenstein, calling him "a turncoat. He may think that his responsibility for bringing down Donald Trump ended when he appointed Mueller to head the special investigation of Russian collusion and granted him an ethics waiver. But with the collusion...
  • The Mueller Coup d’etat Unwinds a Little More

    12/15/2017 4:55:13 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 75 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.15.2017 | David Blackmon
    The slow-rolling coup d’etat led by Robert Mueller continued its unraveling on Thursday, as Senate Homeland Security Committee Chairman Ron Johnson (R-WI) released documents showing that the statement given by former FBI Director James Comey in July 2016, which “exonerated” Princess Pantsuit of wrongdoing in her blatantly illegal emailing activities was heavily edited. More to the point, it was heavily edited and watered down during early May, two full months before Comey had even bothered to interview the Coughing Crook or about a dozen other key witnesses in the case... Appearing on Fox News last night, [Clinton Pollster Mark] Penn...
  • FLOTUS Friday: Toy’s for Tot’s Edition

    12/15/2017 4:02:57 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-15-17 | MOTUS
    I know you hate it when I do this but I really think a “compare and contrast” might be in order to help us all be appropriately grateful for everything we have this Christmas season. So here goes: FLOTUS at the Marine Corps Reserve Toys for Tots Campaign at Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling, Now:  Yesterday:And then:  I don’t think I have to say anything more.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • The Star: Following Something Bigger

    12/14/2017 6:18:46 PM PST · by TBP · 2 replies
    Celebration Center for Spiritual Living ^ | December 14, 2017 | Tim Phares, RScP
    Recently we went to see The Star. It’s a retelling of the Nativity story from the perspective of the animals. While faithful to the mainstream Christian telling of the story, it puts a humorous spin on the familiar story, attempting to make it lighthearted. The movie starts at “Nine months B.C.” It shows an angel telling Mary that she is to bear a child. The message is overheard by a mouse named Abby. Abby attempts to tell the other animals what is happening. Meanwhile, we see a pair of mill donkeys, one younger and one older, chained to a wheel,...
  • Jingle Bell Shotgun Shells.

    12/14/2017 11:17:05 AM PST · by carriage_hill · 16 replies
    Keystone Holiday Products ^ | 12.14.2017 | Self
    Just got this 12ga shotgun shells/Christmas lights 'whimsy' gift from a lady friend: 10 shells/lights 20 shells/lights Good to get or give. Quality looks good. Haven't yet electrocuted myself plugging them in. Indoor use only.
  • Santa Is Putting Christmas On The Blockchain And Saving Billions

    12/14/2017 6:58:15 AM PST · by bananaman22 · 4 replies ^ | 12-14-2017 | Juli
    So, you think that you know all there is to know about Christmas? Maybe you string enough lights on your roof to give Clark Griswald a run for his money. Maybe you can identify mistletoe and holly in the wild, chop down your own Christmas tree, and know exactly how many Hallmark Keepsake ornaments they’ve issued since 1973. You can rattle off all of Santa’s reindeer—backwards, starting with Rudolph and ending in Dasher, and know all the words to O’ Tannenbaum. Including all the verses. In German. You own White Christmas—which is indisputably the best Christmas movie ever—on Blu Ray,...
  • Modern Day Sins Are More “Inclusive”

    12/14/2017 6:01:09 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-14-17 | MOTUS
    Have you noticed how the word “misconduct” has become the go-to synonym for a lot of words that used to mean distinctly different things? For example: Sexual assault/abuse has been rebranded as “sexual misconduct” in order to be more inclusive. The ramifications for any behavior along this newly established spectrum appears to be the same: immediate assumption of guilt and swift excommunication. Among the latest victims: PBS is “indefinitely” suspending distribution of the late-night talk show “Tavis Smiley” after multiple misconduct allegations emerged against the show's 53-year-old host, PBS announced Wednesday. Tavis Smiley excoriated PBS late Wednesday for suspending distribution...
  • The Road Goes On Forever And The Fake News Never Ends

    12/14/2017 5:06:38 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 20 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.14.2017 | David Blackmon
    <p>After 10,000 texts between FBI Agent Peter Strzok and his lover, Justice Dept. lawyer Lisa Page, were made public, the three national broadcast networks very predictably disgraced themselves with their fake coverage of the matter. But then, it would have been actual news had they behaved otherwise, and these networks are not in the business of making or covering real news anymore.</p>
  • Draining the Swamp: Nobody Said It Would Be Easy. Or Quick.

    12/13/2017 4:44:57 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 21 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-13-17 | MOTUS
    So Roy Moore lost. I can deal with it. But the take away lesson is that Trump’s political instincts are better than Steve Bannon’s. Remember, Trump supported Moore’s Republican opponent Luther Strange. Yes, he may have been an “establishment” Republican but I’ll bet he a) would have won and b) voted with the Trump agenda most if not all of the time.So thanks, Steve Bannon, for helping us get Trump elected but maybe it’s time you give him a chance to drain the swamp his way. He’s already pulled the plug, but it’s going to take awhile to get rid...
  • That Time Poor Little Jimmy Acosta Was Bullied By Mean Ol’ Sarah Sanders

    12/13/2017 4:43:58 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 8 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 12.13.2017 | David Blackmon
    Speaking of Sarah Sanders and fake reporters, the fakest White House Reporter of all, CNN’s Little Jimmy Acosta, hilariously accused Ms. Sanders of being a mean ol’ bully to him on Tuesday. When the President came out to make a statement to a limited number of White House reporters at what is called a “pool spray” (wonder if April Ryan thinks that’s some sort of sexual reference, too), Little Jimmy claims Sanders came to him beforehand and warned him that his access to future such “sprays” would be limited if, as is his grandstanding habit, he shouted out a question...
  • Cops nab suspects after getaway car runs out of gas

    12/12/2017 1:12:48 PM PST · by ItsOnlyDaryl · 4 replies
    The Extract ^ | 12.10.17
    Georgia authorities arrested two armed robbery suspects who apparently failed to gas up their getaway car before allegedly committing the crime. Najee Logan, 18, and Justin Larry, 21, are accused of taking the victim’s wallet at gunpoint outside of an Atlanta-area supermarket.