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  • VIDEO: Hydroxychloroquine... OOOOPS!

    07/03/2020 4:00:53 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 3, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO "YOU MUST LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS!" Remember that loud refrain that we have been hearing for weeks? Well... OOOOPS! It turns out that the "experts" and much of the "authoritative sources" in the media were DEAD WRONG as this video reveals.
  • California Unveils Lions' Den For Christians Who Sing In Church

    07/03/2020 3:54:02 PM PDT · by DFG · 4 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 07/03/2020
    In a solemn ceremony today, Governor Gavin Newsom of California dedicated a lions' den for Christians who sing in church against the government's orders. Newsom's advisers had approached him and suggested the move. "May Governor Newsom live forever!" they said, bowing prostrate before him. "We, your humble advisers, have all agreed that you should issue an edict and enforce the decree that anyone who sings to any god, except SCIENCE or Black Lives Matter, shall be thrown into the lions' den." Governor Newsom thought about it and said, "OK. Shall we pass a law or something?" "No, you just declare...
  • Ted Cruz: “DOJ MUST Ensure” Ghislaine Maxwell Remains Among the Living

    07/03/2020 10:58:58 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 54 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Let’s make sure all those security cameras are actually turned on this time, hmmmm? – Texas Senator Ted Cruz laid down a bar for Attorney General William Barr and his people to meet in the case involving Ghislaine Maxwell this morning: Note the quotes Cruz places around the phrase “hang himself” – clearly communicating that he shares our skepticism about the official government story around the killing of Jeffrey Epstein while in federal custody last year. Keeping Maxwell safe likely will indeed be a challenge given that a convenient case of “COVID-19” has been added to the list of ways...
  • VIDEO: James Carville Hilariously Echoes Himself on 'Trump Won't Run' Fantasy

    07/03/2020 10:18:55 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 3, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO If someone humiliates himself by publicly voicing an absurd fantasy that of course does not come to pass, even if he is only semi-rational he will probably not set himself up again for another round of embarrassing humiliation with the very same wild fantasy. Apparently James Carville is perfectly willing to suffer such humiliation yet again by REPEATING himself on Morning Joe yesterday that Trump will probably not run in the general election. Perhaps James should prepare himself for election day with a bucket of eggs so he can yet again smash them on his face as he...
  • Conservative Sites Like Epoch Times, National Review and ZeroHedge Unknowingly Supporting BLM

    07/03/2020 6:05:49 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    I came across the oddest thing yesterday: A group of conservative opinion/news sites engaged with an aggregator site that is raising money for Black Lives Matter. That aggregator site calls itself Mixi.Media, and at least pretends to be an aggregator specializing in promoting conservative viewpoints. It offers traffic-exchanging partnerships for blogs and websites that sign up and execute a reciprocal advertising agreement. If you go to Mixi.Media’s home page you will see that it looks like a typical news aggregator site, providing logos of its partners (and non-partners as well) and links to their articles. If you establish a login...
  • Friday News Roundup: Another Jobs Blowout, Terrorist Clowns Arrested, and Garcetti Owns the Riots

    07/03/2020 4:22:52 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Tired of all this WINNING yet? – Despite the best efforts of the corrupt news media and its Democrat masters to keep the economy shut down, America had another blowout jobs month in June. The U.S. economy added 4.8 million new jobs during the month, again humiliating all the “experts” who had projected about 2.5 million would be added. That is almost 10 million net new jobs added during May and June, despite the best efforts by Democrat governors in big states like New York, California, Michigan and New Jersey to slow-play their reopenings. In total, 17.8 million American workers...
  • VIDEO: Desperate Joe Biden Hypes COVID Panic in Response to Fantastic June Jobs Report

    07/02/2020 4:16:35 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 2, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO So with the spectacular June unemployment report showing yuuuuge gains in the number of jobs, what does Joe Biden have going for him? The answer is PANIC and the hope that the fear of media-hyped COVID case increases puts a halt to economic growth with more shutdowns. Of course, you never hear Biden nor most in the media mention that the daily death numbers have been PLUNGING since the middle of April as you will see in this video in response to Biden's fear mongering which is divorced from reality.
  • Never Forget: The Inscriptions of a Nation

    07/02/2020 2:25:01 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: I received this in an email from a friend and great American in Washington, DC today. As we head into the July 4 weekend during this difficult time for our country, it touched me, and I hope it touches you as well.] INSCRIPTIONS OF A NATION In 1994, my good friend Clint Ensign, Vice President of Sinclair Oil published a small book containing the inscriptions from the major memorials, historic buildings and structures in the nation’s capitol. He titled it: “Inscriptions of a Nation – Collected Quotations from Washington Monuments”. It was the culmination of years of effort on...
  • Ghislaine Maxwell Arrested Just 11 Days After Geoffrey Berman was Fired

    07/02/2020 11:32:39 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 101 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    There are no coincidences here, folks. – FBI agents working under the auspices of the DOJ’s Southern District of New York (SDNY) office arrested long-time associate of and procurer for convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislain Maxwell. Maxwell has somehow managed to remain on the lam for the last year, since Epstein himself was arrested and then likely killed a few weeks later in a New York prison. She has done that despite a supposed FBI-directed manhunt managed out of the SDNY. Hey, guess what other big news was made out of the SDNY just 11 days ago? That’s right: Attorney...
  • VIDEO: Media Hits Spectacular June Jobs Report With COVID Caveats

    07/02/2020 9:49:09 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 2, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO The reaction of much of the media to the fantastic June unemployment report reveals why they have been in overdrive recently hyping the rise in Coronavirus cases. Of course, included in those cases are asymptomatic people as well as those who have RECOVERED from COVID-19 but have antibodies in their systems. Meanwhile, if you have been following my videos, tweets, and Newsbusters reports, then you know that while the media continues to report the increased cases they RARELY reveal the very important fact that the daily death numbers are in a steep decline. Since the media is DESPERATE...
  • Is Provo, Utah Ground Zero?

    07/02/2020 5:40:58 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 36 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Could Provo, Utah become ground zero? – Here’s a little experiment for you to conduct this morning. Go to Google or whatever other search engine you use and do a search on “Provo shooting.” Now, try to identify a single story on that topic from a national news media outlet. If you find one, let me know because it is not coming up on my computer. For those of you who may have missed it, on Monday, BLM rioters actually shot and almost killed a man who was attempting to escape after his car had been surrounded by thugs wielding...
  • Thursday News Roundup: The COVID-19 Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

    07/02/2020 4:37:13 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 9 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The beatings will continue until morale improves. – California Governor Gavin Newsom re-implemented lockdown orders yesterday in 19 of the state’s most populous counties, as reported by Fox News: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced a new round of lockdown measures Wednesday, ordering 19 counties to close all indoor operations for several business sectors, including restaurants, as the state grapples with a resurgence of coronavirus cases. In addition to bars being forced to shut down temporarily, restaurants, wineries, movie theaters, family entertainment venues, zoos, museums and cardrooms must halt operations in selected communities, Newsom said Wednesday. Businesses can continue to operate...
  • I’ll Be Watching You

    07/02/2020 4:20:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    MOTUS ^ | 7-2-20 | MOTUS
    Raj and I are going for his and her Ortho appointments for our knees (both of his, one of mine) this morning. Also, we’ve had a house guest since last Friday who needs extra care and attention so, well, I’m tired. Which is why I’m handing the mic off to you this Throwback Thursday.  Don’t make me regret it Today’s featured artist: The Police, back when Sting use to be a team player. In the Age of the Ubiquitous Coronavirus Mask where we gave Karens on every corner, two of their biggest hits - Don’t Stand So Close To Me,...
  • Ignored by Corrupt News Media, USMCA Takes Effect

    07/01/2020 3:32:01 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    In case you missed this bit of real news amid all of the false hysteria over COVID-19 and the fake story on the “Russia briefing” being spread by our corrupt news media, the U.S./Mexico/Canada Agreement (USMCA) took effect today. It’s a really big deal, for one reason no one likes to talk about. From today forward, Canada and Mexico will no longer be able to ship goods made in China but assembled in their countries into the U.S. free of tariffs, a practice both countries had engaged in to the huge disadvantage of the U.S. for the previous 25 years...
  • CHOP Chopped: Hypocrite Seattle Mayor Finally Lets Cops do Their Jobs

    07/01/2020 10:42:57 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 51 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Jenny Durkan to the rescue! er, three weeks late… – It turns out that all you had to do to get the CHOP cleared out of the midst of Seattle was to send in the police in force, and do it before noon, while all the depraved occupants were still sleeping. This morning, after a fellow Marxist on the Seattle City Council had organized a protest action in front of the Mayor’s home, she sent in the cavalry to rid her city of the armed militants who had illegally occupied the area for the past month or so. Obviously, the...
  • VIDEO: Morning Joe Crew Celebrates Certain Trump Loss According to Polls ...AGAIN!

    07/01/2020 10:05:02 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 1, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Look at the smug smiles on the Morning Joe crew today as they yet AGAIN celebrate what they seem to think is a certain Trump loss in November according to the polls. You would think that after being so horribly humliated by their experience in 2016 when they also celebrated what they thought would be Trump's certain loss that they would be wary of ever relying so completely on polls ever again. Instead they are hilariously going down that same garden path again without even a flicker of self-awareness of any possibility that they could be repeating their...
  • No Biggie, Just the Fate of the World

    07/01/2020 5:32:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS ^ | 7-1-20 | MOTUS
    As New York sinks further into the cesspool of their own creation, “Who are those masked men?” Seattle rushes to become the country’s first truly police-free nation, Good luck with that and the Chicago black genocide program continues unabated there are actually bigger fish getting ready to fry elsewhere around the world. For those who don’t know, Wretchard is also Richard Fernandez, founder of the Belmont Club.) He knows things. So perhaps we can stop obsessing over Russia Russia Russia for a bit and focus on China China China who already owns the majority of the US media, Hollywood, silicon...
  • Controversial Video Shows Trump And Melania Brandishing Guns As Reporters Near White House

    07/01/2020 5:12:41 AM PDT · by DFG · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/30/2020
    A controversial video went viral Monday showing President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump brandishing guns as a mostly peaceful group of reporters approached the White House. Trump held an AR-15 and Melania waved around a semiautomatic pistol as reporters neared the White House, presumably to ask questions. The reporters claimed they were just there for a press briefing, but Trump claims the reporters threatened to destroy his presidency and that his standing there with guns was simply a form of defense. “What do you want?” Trump is heard asking the reporters in the video. “We’re just here to ask...
  • Democrats Prepare To Celebrate Dependence Day

    07/01/2020 5:08:09 AM PDT · by DFG · 3 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/30/2020
    Democrats across the country prepared to celebrate Dependence Day this week, an annual holiday where they reflect upon their complete and total dependence on the government. Every year on July 4, Democrats celebrate the high holy day where they thank the government for its gracious gifts. "It's good to pause every year and think about how we are completely and utterly dependent on the government for everything," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. "We have to give up all our rights to the government to find out how dependent we can be." "This good and benevolent government was given...
  • The Media Bends a Collective Knee at the Altar of Joe Biden

    07/01/2020 4:36:37 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The media beclowns itself one more time. – Not that that is any surprise, of course. Creepy Uncle Quid Pro Farty China Joe Biden’s handlers helped their declining candidate up out of his basement yesterday to hold his first press conference after an 89 day hiatus. Very predictably, press questioners had been very carefully chosen in advance – at one point, Biden actually stated that “they gave me a list” of which reporter to call on – and not one of them asked anything resembling a difficult question. – No questions about Biden being the guy who suggested the FBI...