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  • The ONE SIMPLE TRICK that Will GUARANTEE a Trump Victory in November!

    10/21/2020 1:21:34 PM PDT · by Starman417 · 19 replies
    Flopping Aces ^ | 10-21-20 | Brother Bob
    OK, I know that was a Buzzfeed-worthy clickbait headline, but I'm only half kidding. After years of The Radical Left hating various folks on the right from Dubya to Limbaugh, declaring even squishes like McCain and Romney to be "literally Hitler", they have found their ultimate Emmanuel Goldstein in President Trump. Anything that Trump says or does, no matter how many Leftists should like, sends them into a fit of rage. For example, launching a global effort to end the criminalization of homosexuality should get nothing but cheers from Leftists, right? Wrong. Stating that he is president of America and...
  • VIDEO: The New York Times Is NOT a Partisan Newspaper

    10/21/2020 8:20:00 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    DailyMotion ^ | October 21, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Okay, I am now convinced that the New York Times is NOT a partisan newspaper. How do I know this? Because a member of the New York Times Editorial Board told us so therefore it MUST be true. I am so relieved at finding out that the New York Times is as nonpartisan as ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, Facebook, Twitter, Google, and YouTube.
  • Wednesday News Roundup: The Biden Influence Racket Toothpaste Oozes Out of the Tube

    10/21/2020 5:07:18 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Another game-changer from the Trump Campaign. – At a massive rally in Eerie, PA last night, the Trump Campaign rolled out a big surprise for the Quid Pro China Joe Biden campaign: A huge video screen on which the President played a compilation of all the times Biden and his designated successor-in-waiting, Kamala Harris, promised to ban fracking in the United States. It was a pretty long video clip, and those were just the time they promised to kill America’s oil and gas industry while on live TV. Think of all the times they’ve made the same promise in private,...
  • Texas Passes Law Banning Californians From Voting After They Move There

    10/20/2020 11:16:21 AM PDT · by DFG · 30 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 10/20/2020
    To the relief of Texans across the state, Governor Greg Abbott has signed a law prohibiting escaping Californians from voting after they move to Texas. Experts say this will prevent the happy and prosperous slice of heaven from sliding into the endless despair and crushing poverty of leftist policy. "Yeah, all you weirdo Californians are welcome to partake with us in this blessed land," said Chuck Dillon, a local accountant who dresses like a cowboy. "Bring your music and your little girly men and your avocado toast, but please leave your godless heathen communism in California where it belongs!" According...
  • Dem Activist Redefines "Morally Acceptable Actions" [semi-satire]

    10/20/2020 10:02:46 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2020 | John Semmens
    In contrast to the reactions expressed by most of the villains exposed by Project Veritas, Kristopher Jacks, a member of the executive committee of the Colorado Democratic Party, stood by his assertion that "I am going to do everything morally acceptable to win. I will lie. I will cheat. I will steal. Because that's morally acceptable in this political environment." Jacks defended intentional dishonesty by contending that "the right wing has a monopoly right now on strong, violent rhetoric, but we, like Lenin and Mao did, have an army of activists ready to take to the streets and topple the...
  • VIDEO: Democrats Desperate For a "Milkshake" Debate on Thursday

    10/20/2020 9:28:06 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DailyMotion ^ | October 20, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Traditionally the third and final Presidential debate of the campaign season is about foreign policy. However, the desperate Democrats have gotten their mouthpiece moderator to change from foreign policy to "milkshake" topics. The last thing they want to hear is about the Hunter Biden laptop which has caused a COLLAPSE in Joe Biden's poll lead during the week since this scandal was exposed. They are also instituting a mute button for President Trump's mic so don't be surprised if they make liberal use of the mute if Trump veers away from the boring "milkshake" topics to discuss about...
  • Tuesday News Roundup: Trump Dumps on Fauci, CNN Analyst Goes Toobin and Gallup’s Awful News for Biden

    10/20/2020 5:29:31 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 27 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    No matter how bad your day was on Monday, it was not as bad as the day that CNN Lead Legal Analyst and general all-round hack Jeffrey Toobin had. Toobin was suspended by his other employer, The New Yorker Magazine, when it was revealed that he had whipped it full-on out during a recent staff ZOOM call. But it gets worse: Toobin not only whipped it out during the call, but then went on to engage in the act of – ummmm, how should I characterize this? – “pleasuring” himself live and on camera. No, I am not making this...
  • Break. Them. Up.

    10/20/2020 5:05:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-20-20 | MOTUS
    Glenn Greenwald holds every liberal bona fide available to a journalist. But that’s not enough for his colleagues since he still lets principles get in the way of ideology; principles such as a reverence for the First Amendment. “to me, it's a heroic attribute to be so committed to a principle that you apply it not when it's easy…not when it supports your position, not when it protects people you like, but when it defends and protects people that you hate.” So it should shock nobody that he was on Tucker Carlson last night eviscerating the Big Media/Big Tech complex...
  • Thursday’s Debate Will Now Have a Mute Button to Help Addled Joe Biden Compete

    10/20/2020 4:51:41 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 26 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    At mid-afternoon on Monday, Trump Campaign Manager Bill Stepien sent a letter over to the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) complaining about the fact that what was supposed to be a debate over foreign policy suddenly shifted focus after the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop began to come out into the public domain: As you can see, the letter accurately renames the CPD the “Biden Debate Commission,” and also warns the CPD that the Trump Campaign is greatly concerned about rumors that it was about to add a mute button to the proceedings that would effectively work in Biden’s favor....
  • ‘Laughing At A Mexican!’: Actress Posts Tearful Video After Allegedly Getting Stuck In Pro-Trump Car Parade, Says She Was ‘Boxed In’

    10/19/2020 11:33:42 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 60 replies
    Daily Wire ^ | 1-0/19/20 | Amanda Prestigiacomo
    Actress Francia Raisa posted a hysterical video from her car on Sunday after allegedly getting “boxed in” by a pro-Trump car parade, seemingly accusing supporters of targeting her because she’s of Mexican descent and then “laughing” at her, apparently from inside their vehicles. “I was just on the 405 and I got stuck in that stupid Trump rally and they f***ing boxed me in and they’re pointing at me and laughing at me, saying, ‘haha,” the actress said in hysterics. “And literally, I almost crashed because they wouldn’t let me out. I was trying to go around it, and they...
  • Heartwarming: Amy Coney Barrett Just Adopted A Local Troubled Youngster Named Hunter

    10/19/2020 3:10:10 PM PDT · by DFG · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 10/19/2020
    According to sources, Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett has adopted her 8th child, a troubled local youngster named Hunter. In a touching story of love triumphing over all odds, the Barrett family fought for custody of Hunter and welcomed him into their family for the first time this week. "This family has love to spare," said Judge Barrett. "We just knew we had another child out there somewhere. We were told by the agency that young Hunter had his fair share of issues, but we knew we would be up to the challenge." According to friends of the family,...
  • California GOP Given "Cease and Desist" Order [semi-satire]

    10/19/2020 1:25:08 PM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2020 | John Semmens
    California Secretary of State Alex Padilla (D) issued a "cease and desist" order to the Republican Party citing their "unauthorized attempt to engage in ballot harvesting." Republicans have established "ballot drop-off boxes at various locations around the state to make it easier for busy voters to ensure that their votes will be delivered to the polls for them," said Hector Barajas, a spokesman for the California GOP. "Hector may think he's being cute, but as he and the rest of his gang of miscreants well know, we have awarded an exclusive $35 million contract to have all ballot harvesting be...
  • Biden Renounces Support of Happy Americans [semi-satire]

    10/19/2020 10:35:16 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2020 | John Semmens
    Apprised of Gallup poll results showing that 56% of voters say they are better off than they were during the Obama Administration's last year, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden advised these people "not to vote for me. Such a belief is a warning sign of mental deficiency. These people shouldn't be voting. They'll just muck up the results." "I know polls show that only a third of Americans rated the economy as good or excellent during the Obama years and that nearly two-thirds said this about the Trump years, but to me the Obama years were great years," Biden insisted....
  • VIDEO: Media Puts On Laughably Phony Public Face Over Hunter Biden Scandal

    10/19/2020 8:59:23 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    DailyMotion ^ | October 19, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Behind the scenes the media is in a complete state of panic over the Hunter Biden scandal. They know damn well that the emails revealing bribery came from his laptop and NOT from Russian disinformation as they are pretending is the case. This video gives you an example of the media pretend face while at the same time being in a state of utter despair over this breaking scandal.
  • Those Who Are With Us…

    10/19/2020 5:34:28 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 10-19-20 | MOTUS
    You won’t be able to ask Joe Biden any questions about Hunter’s computer/quid pro quo/Ukraine/China this week. That’s because he’s holed up underground again, preparing to also not answer any questions at the Thursday debate about Hunter’s computer/quid pro quo/Ukraine/China. “This week is mostly about debate prep. He will not be seen again after today until Thursday night in Nashville at that next debate. So they’re going to keep him focused on that.” Right, because he needs time to prep for all the tough questions he’s likely to get from his little moderator friend about AOC’s Green New Deal solution...
  • Schweikart: Dem Plan to Steal the Presidency Runs Into a Solid Wall of Harsh Reality

    10/19/2020 5:00:02 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 43 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Frequent contributor and America’s history teacher, Larry Schweikart, put up a long thread on Twitter last night that is so good that I ask for and got his permission to share it here. I would give you a summary, but it’s self-explanatory and laid out in a style that only Larry can deliver, so why waste the time? Just read it – you’ll be glad you did. Here is the text from the rest of the 22 tweets: 2) They probably thought, “OK, we’ll squirrel him away, keep him out of public sight, and let Kampuchea handle the load.” Mistake...
  • Monday News Roundup: President Trump Must Boycott the Final Debate

    10/19/2020 4:56:37 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 30 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    At 9:00 a.m. Sunday morning, Joe Biden’s elder-abusing handlers called a “lid.” So, what’s new, you ask? Well, the “lid” is going to last until the final debate, scheduled for Thursday, October 22. That’s right: The Democrat Party’s Unfrozen Caveman Candidate, plagued by dementia and scandal, is currently in the midst of a four-day “lid” just two weeks away from Election Day. It’s the campaign that never was. Meanwhile, while Creepy Uncle McWifeMolester was holed up in his basement hooked up to his handy IV, President Donald Trump campaigned in Nevada and California, where he drew massive crowds like this...
  • Kelly Campaign Spokesman Apologizes [semi-satire]

    10/18/2020 11:46:33 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2020 | John Semmens
    T.J. L’Heureux, Arizona Democratic Senate candidate Mark Kelly’s deputy press secretary, called police “worthless f–ing pigs” in a tweet posting. This week, under pressure from the campaign, he apologized saying “I deeply regret my comment and apologize for what I wrote. My comment does not reflect who I am or what I believe. I have deleted the tweet.” Afterward L’Heureux lamented what he called “the disturbing trend in our society that forces a person to have to apologize for his personal opinions. It’s not as if I was tweeting something that any loyal Democrat would disagree with, but the climate...
  • VIDEO: Sneak Preview of Kristen Welker at Presidential Debate

    10/18/2020 10:31:20 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DailyMotion ^ | October 18, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Do you think that Kristen Welker at this week's Presidential Debate will allow President Trump to mention a certain taboo subject? It is the same taboo subject that the social media giants Facebook and Twitter tried to suppress last week. Of course, all that did was bring more attention to the taboo subject. Yes, don't be surprised if Kristen Welker goes into full meltdown mode if Trump attempts to bring up the subject that George Stephanapoulos obediently neglected to mention at his Townhall with Joe Biden on Thursday despite the fact that it was a RED HOT topic...
  • Sen. Ron Johnson: Much, Much More to Come From The Hunter Biden Laptop

    10/18/2020 10:12:27 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 45 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Man, no wonder Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg are so anxious to censor the reporting about the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop. As if the emails revealing Hunter and then-vice-president Joe Biden’s influence peddling racket vis a vis Ukraine and China (and more countries yet to be revealed) weren’t enough, we found out on Saturday that the contents of the laptop are being reviewed by an FBI lawyer who specializes in prosecuting purveyors of child pornography. On Saturday, this photo of a federal grand jury subpoena issued last December began making the rounds on social media:...