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  • Bear Pranking

    12/09/2016 9:11:50 AM PST · by w1n1 · 13 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 12/9/2016 | S Morstan
    Would you this to your co-workers? Bear! Or not. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Sometimes office teasing goes a little beyond "Go pick up a bottle of elbow grease" or "See if you can find me the level straightener", and delves into the pre-planned pranking. case in point: The "bear" milling around outside! On a construction site, seeing a bear probably isnít all that far from the realm of possibility. I've never been one to tease somebody for having a functioning Fight or Flight reflex, though. What do you think? Seen or done any good pranks lately? I'm...
  • The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost

    12/09/2016 4:28:53 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Hereís a pattern you can expect to see more of in the future: Donald Trump says something. Media/Democrats decry his comment as a) untrue b) indiscreet c) unpresidential d) all of the above Facts reveal The Donald is correct Current example, this tweet:Maybe the PEOTUS reads foreign newspapers like the Daily Mail, who ran this yesterday: Trump was RIGHT about Air Force One: Pentagon budget documents show Boeing program is slated to cost more than $4.2 billion The Pentagon program that will replace the pair of aging 'Air Force One' planes is already slated to cost $4.265 billion through the...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST (Michelle Malkin, Gavin McInnes)

    12/08/2016 5:07:40 PM PST · by PROCON · 9 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Dec. 8, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-08-16 (Womyn DUmmies Still Mourning Hillary Loss)

    12/08/2016 6:21:03 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 75 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 8, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    I used to go to a really good sushi buffet in the Westwood section of Los Angeles. Nearby was the "Womyn's Bookstore." I can't tell you how much of a kick I got out of seeing that place since I found their artificial attempt to avoid the name "men" in their name quite amusing. Once in a while I would see a very angry woman, I mean womyn, enter the establishment but mostly the place was empty. I doubt it is still there but that whole "womyn" shtick still amuses me to the extent I am using it in...
  • MAGA: A Better Idea

    12/08/2016 5:48:20 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-8-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember that time Gary Johnson didnít know what Aleppo was? Turns out he wasnít alone.At one time Barry didnít know Aleppo from Alpo either; presumably before they crossed that hard to identify red line: "The ability of ISIL to not just mass inside of Syria, but then to initiate major land offensives that took Mosul, for example, that was not on my intelligence radar screen," Obama told Zakaria, using the administration's term for the Islamic State terror group. Ė CNN Possibly this oversight was due to his habit of skipping the daily intelligence briefings. Or maybe itís because he ignored...
  • ďDances with GriftersĒ: Fall-Out from the 2016 Election

    12/07/2016 10:32:23 AM PST · by wayne_shrugged · 7 replies
    Justin Washington, The Blogger ^ | 12/06/2016 | Justin Washington
    Dr. Jill Stein, Presidential Candidate of the Green Party, has started a fund drive to raise money to recount the ballots in three battleground states: Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. She apparently thought the ďgreenĒ in Green Party meant US currency; no one is sure why she wants a recount unless it is to find the 3 votes cast for her on November 8th. Suspiciously, Dr. Jill Stein only appears in public with Hillary, one on each of Sorosí bony knees. Democrat Senator of Massachusetts, Chief Lie-awatha Elizabeth Warren is on the war path, promising to run down the Trump Train...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-07-16 (DUmmies Go Nuts Over Time Naming Trump Person of the Year)

    12/07/2016 6:57:41 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 37 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 7, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    Well, that was utterly predictable. Not only Donald Trump being named Time magazine's person of the year which he actually should have won last year. What was also completely predictable is the angry DUmmie reaction to it plus them pointing out that Hitler also won as person of the year as well. BTW, I am not satisfied that Trump only won this recognition this year. He should definitely have won as Person of the Year for 2015 but Time chose Angela Merkel for flooding Germany with "refugees" who wanted to kill the local population. And now Merkel is admitting...
  • Words, Just Words

    12/07/2016 6:32:16 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-7-2016 | MOTUS
    As we are all excruciatingly aware, the Left is always guilty of whatever they accuse others of. Take that War on Women for example: they own it.Check out their reaction to Kellyanneís tweet from the ďHeroes and VillainsĒ costume party where she donned a Superwoman suit with a wink towards her role in The Donaldís victory - something few on either side of the fight thought anyone could pull off. Talk about poor losers; the misogyny, not to mention the vitriol, directed at the girl that beat their man-beater is epic. I canít print most of them, butt hereís one...
  • Stop Crying Or Iíll Give You Something To Cry About

    12/06/2016 6:28:35 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-6-2016 | MOTUS
    Of Mice and Men. Whoops, sorry Ė microaggresion! ďOf mice and non-gender specific humanoids.Ē Todayís post is dedicated to the mice, aka Special Snowflakes.Letís start with 49ers Quarterback Colin-take-a-knee-for-our-national-anthem-Kaepernick: oddly enough this special snowflake seems unable to play in the snow. He was benched in the 4th quarter Sunday as the snow came down in Chicago and he had managed to complete only 1 of 5 with four yards passing.Next, the snowflakes demanding their colleges be made ďsanctuary campusesĒ for illegal aliens. George Washington University was one of the first to make this demand.† ďThe university must re-channel its resources...
  • Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

    12/05/2016 2:29:25 PM PST · by NohSpinZone · 24 replies
    YouTube ^ | 12/4/16 | ViralHog
    One day while hunting one of the highly trained dogs was chasing some pigs by scent and collided with a big buck kangaroo that then held and wrestled the dog by its protective gear (boars have tusks like knives), the owner was horrified that his dog or the kangaroo would get hurt and run in to save both parties. You can see the dog trying to escape, wanting nothing to do with the kangaroo. The big buck kangaroo releases the dog when the owner gets close but then moves in to try and attack the human.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-16 (DUmmie Despair as Greens Drop PA Recount)

    12/05/2016 11:14:45 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    Was watching the despair of the Left right after the election entertaining? Well, December 19 will also be entertaining when the Electoral College makes the election of Donald Trump official. Oh, and it will also be a happy day for your humble correspondent when I am finally able to collect a few hundred bucks from my PredictIt wager on Trump. One of the reasons that the Electoral College vote is in the bag is that the Green Party has dropped the recount in Pennsylvania. I guess Jill Stein wanted to hold onto that cash sent to her so she...
  • Trigger Warning! Weíre All White Supremacists Now

    12/05/2016 6:41:05 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-5-2016 | MOTUS
    White Privilege From People's CubeIf we didnít vote for Obama we were racists.Taking Obamaís picture with hot sauce - Microaggresion!If we joined the Tea Party we were racists (and likely to be audited by the IRS).If we supported Herman Caine we were racists.If we didnít think Michelle Obama was a fashion icon it was because we were racists.Okay - what tea party smartass put those racist mics on the podium?If we objected to Obamacare, excuse me - the ďAffordable Care ActĒ - we were racists. (even though we were right: Record-High Health Care Spending Hits $3.2 Trillion in 2015.)If we...
  • A Weekly Review of the Whacky Left

    12/04/2016 6:36:25 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-4-2016 | MOTUS
    Iíve been collecting these for a week or so, the only connection is they are all generated by various branches of the whacky left.From the Green Belt:1. Green Party switches strategy in Pennsylvania recount Hours after a Green Party-backed campaign dropped its case in state courts they announce a change to their strategy to force a statewide recount of Pennsylvania's Nov. 8 presidential election, won by Republican Donald Trump, and said late Saturday night that it will seek help in the federal courts, rather than the state courts. To say George Soros is a sore loser is an understatement. He...
  • Video: STAR WARS Stormtrooper VS. Fort Worth Police Officer !

    12/03/2016 7:30:54 AM PST · by KeyLargo · 12 replies
    U-Tube ^ | Dec 2, 2016
    STAR WARS Stormtrooper VS. Fort Worth Police Officer !
  • Anyone Who Gets The Media So Wee-Weed Up Is Doing Something Right

    12/03/2016 6:39:45 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 23 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-3-2016 | MOTUS
    I hereby bestow my Column of the Week Ė on second thought make that of the Century Ė award to Roger L. Simon for this: Panic in Progressive Park: What If Heís Actually Good?†And while Rogerís columns are generally award worthy simply because of his command of the English language this award is for being the first to acknowledge a very real possibility: Donald Trump may just turn out to be a great president: Reason for the panic -- the dawning realization, repressed and often unrecognized though it may be, that Donald Trump may even a be a good president,...
  • Trump gave me "Winning AIDS"! ~ Humour

    12/02/2016 2:20:12 PM PST · by GraceG · 8 replies
    The Rebel Media ^ | The Rebel Media
    Trump gave Gavin McInnes winning AIDS.. Direct Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgiHv5OTd0o
  • Why Aren't Police Allowed Humor?

    12/02/2016 10:53:40 AM PST · by CharlesOConnell · 4 replies
    Freep | 12/2/2016 | Charles O'Connell
    As soon as Cops show any sense of joking, the vestal virgins of the left pile on them. I thought we needed Cops to laugh more, not less.
  • Hilarious Christmas Video: ďItís the Most Wonderful Time in 8 YearsĒ

    12/02/2016 7:07:29 AM PST · by KeyLargo · 7 replies
    The Gateway Pundit ^ | Dec 1, 2016 | Joe Hoft
    Hilarious Christmas Video: ďItís the Most Wonderful Time in 8 YearsĒ Jim Hoft Dec 1st, 2016 6:18 pm 52 Comments Guest post by Joe Hoft This Christmas video is guaranteed to make your holiday season bright Ė ďItís the Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years!Ē
  • America Will Be Great Again Despite All the Nattering Nabobs of Negativity

    12/02/2016 6:22:54 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-2-2016 | MOTUS
    I watched President-Elect Trump yesterday at what the MSM are calling ďvictory lapsĒ in the heartland; actually they are ďthank you tours.Ē I also saw his interviews with several Fox News talking heads. To be sure, it was the real Donald Trump, only less bombastic and more presidential. Although he did† scoop his own PR team by announcing the appointment of General Mattis as Secretary of Defense he also passed on the opportunity to say bad things about any of his previous rivals in both parties.This newly tempered demeanor, along with the near universal praise for the thoughtful and seriously...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    12/01/2016 5:15:24 PM PST · by PROCON · 1 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Dec. 1, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • WATCH Ė ĎTrump Airí Pilot Talks to Anti-Trump Celebrities In Viral Video Clip (Satire)

    12/01/2016 11:32:04 AM PST · by Cheerio · 6 replies
    Angry Patriot Movement ^ | 12/1/16 | Angry Patriot Movement
    During the election, many celebrities threatened to leave the country if Donald Trump won against Hillary Clinton. Some even claimed to already have a ticket, but, of course, when Donald Trump won, not a single one of them moved away. This video plays an audio satire of what it would be like for a ďTrump pilotĒ to ship all the celebrities who threatened to move to Canadaónot to land and let them exit but let them jump out by parachute.
  • First Time Shooting?

    12/01/2016 8:19:37 AM PST · by w1n1 · 11 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 12/1/2016 | Sam Morstan
    We normally encourage people to try something new, but.. Oh no. You can see it in how he holds the gun even before he brings it up. In the wobble, and the uncertain look he gives the camera, and the sniggering behind the camera: This guy shouldnít hold a gun. He probably shouldnít even hold a stapler. Then he holds it aaalllll the way out, and you realize heís settling to take the shot that way. The boomstick goes bang, The back end smacks into his cheek/chin, and itís amazing his ass doesnít hit grass. Friends donít let friends crack...
  • Any More Questions?

    12/01/2016 6:12:34 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-01-2016 | MOTUS
    And so we are to depart on the same false note on which we arrived:† pigeon-toed fashion icon.ComingÖAnd goingÖ First Lady Michelle Obama's style is the gift that keeps on giving!The First Lady has been a pillar of true style since 2008, so it's no surprise that she slayed in a look perfect for the occasion.Donning a super festive blue, silver and red floral printed dress with a bow detail, FLOTUS completed her ensemble with chic silver pumps and a sleek bob.To say that we'll miss Mrs. Obama's iconic fashion is an understatement, but this look is definitely a great...
  • How not to fire a 12 Guage Pistol or Sawed off Shotgun

    12/01/2016 3:44:38 AM PST · by marktwain · 49 replies
    Gun Watch ^ | 25 November, 2016 | Dean Weingarten
    This short video shows how not to fire a 12 gauge pistol/Sawed off shotgun. The link is below. http://i.imgur.com/HXFJbBT.mp4 The video shows the person firing with a less than firm grip on the firearm.† Shotguns shells can develop considerable recoil.† Without a firm grip, and only using one hand, the firearm flies out of the shooter's hand and smacks him in the face. It could have been worse. Occasionally a shooter with a weak grip will find that the firearm escapes his grasp while the trigger finger stays engaged. The firearm then may fire one or more shots as...
  • The Cave of the Snow Goons

    11/30/2016 4:42:06 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-30-2016 | MOTUS
    I have a minor surgery this morning so Iím turning the whole thing over to you guys. Mind your manners, donít forget the MOTUS Rule Book (sidebar) and clean up after yourselves.To get things rolling, what do you say we all contemplate the awesomeness of our Great Presidential Christmas Hall of the Snow Goons.Try to focus on the impermanence of the snow goons; that should make the fundamental transformation of the Central Hall into a third rate mall a bit easier to deal with.Then imagine them all committing hari kari. That should be fun.Snow Goon Shrine of the First Jilted...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-16 (Sucker DUmmies Rush to Donate $2.4 Million MORE for WI Recount)

    11/29/2016 10:15:15 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 29, 2016 | Jill Stein, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    Suckers. There's one born every minute in DUmmieland. And with the latest Jill Stein scam they are proving to be incredibly gullible suckers, especially after being so brutally scammed by BBV Bev Harris a dozen years ago. This time Stein has claimed that she has received almost $7 million in donations for recounts in three states. Okay, so Wisconsin just sent the recount bill to Jill and now she is whining that she doesn't have the money and has asked her supporters to send her $2.4 million MORE by the deadline today at 5:30 PM EST. So who would...
  • Donít Worry, Weíre On the Wall

    11/29/2016 6:11:02 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-29-2016 | MOTUS
    Another drive-thru slashing attack, injuring 11 people: motive unknown; ďI am sick and tired of seeing my fellow Muslim brothers and sisters being killed and tortured EVERYWHERE. I can't take it anymore.ĒďAmerica! Stop interfering with other countries, especially Muslim Ummah (communities)... [if] you want us Muslims to stop carrying lone wolf attacks.Ē† - Abdul Razak Ali Artan Weíre going to need a lot more crayons and play-doh around here.Especially since, sorry Tim Caine,† there were no guns involved - and other inconvenient truths. H/T FrancinePinkIf only Abdul Razak Ali Artan would have come to the student union to color inside...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-16 (DUmmies Blame Bernie for Victory of Mango Mussolini)

    11/28/2016 7:08:47 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies, now in extreme grief mode, are looking for excuses as to why their inevitable winner, Hillary, LOST the election. As a result they are now lashing out at Bernie Sanders. They now blame him for the victory of the "Mango Mussolini" as one of them so creatively labeled Donald Trump. If they want to play the blame game they should also blame Bernie for completely discrediting DUmmieland. His candidacy caused a huge rift in DUmmieland where over 90% of the DUmmies enthusiastically supported him over corrupt kleptocrat Hillary. As a result, Skinner, who was paid off with...
  • Only You Can Stop Californication

    11/28/2016 6:28:39 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-28-2016 | MOTUS
    Seriously, it is approaching a month and leftists are still foaming at the mouth, coloring outside the lines, and diaper pinning their lapels. Frankly I think it would be more helpful if they used them to pin their yaps shut. Or maybe their noses.ďI said, Ďstick a fork in ití honey, but I guess that works too.ĒAnd while the despair is felt everywhere you find a liberal, itís perhaps worst in California.† Hereís a first-person account of what itís like to be a conservative in Americaís theme park for liberal hipsters these days: The day was full of whining and...
  • Hillaryís Annus Horribilis

    11/27/2016 5:34:36 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 22 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-27-2016 | MOTUS
    Iím sure you remember this: Clinton Said Not Accepting Election Results Was ĎHorrifyingí ďThatís horrifying.ĒďThatís not the way our democracy works. Weíve been around 240 years. Weíve had free and fair elections and weíve accepted the outcomes when we may not have liked them and that is what must be expected of anyone standing on a debate stage during a general election. President Obama said the other day that when youíre whining before the game is even finished it just shows youíre not even up to doing the job. ď Although not horrifying enough to prevent her from supporting recounts...
  • Make America Great Again or Make America More Like Cuba

    11/26/2016 6:32:11 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-26-2016 | MOTUS
    Is it bad form to dance in the streets and celebrate when an old Commie leader bites it?I vote no:Not when the deceased is a ruthless murderer who single-handedly destroyed a beautiful island country, enslaved its people, ruined itís economy, and imprisoned thousands of sweet vintage rides.I note that just yesterday there was a bit of discussion regarding Americaís dis-information media that your government doesnít want you to participate in. How ironic that one of the worldís most pre-eminent ministers of mis-dis-information dropped dead last night.Indeed Fidel Castro has been implementing the Progressive economic re-development plan since 1957:Cuba: practicing the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-16 (DUmmies Place Faith in Recount Blue Fairy)

    11/25/2016 7:19:39 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    Bev Harris, I mean Jill Stein, is only $10 away from making Hillary Clinton president. If that sounds familiar it is because the DUmmies are now falling for the same scam as Bev Harris performed after the 2004 election when John Kerry was supposedly only $10 away from being elected president. Only substitute Jill Stein for Bev Harris and Hillary for Kerry and you have the 2016 update. The end result is that the DUmmies will become just as disappointed now as in 2004 which is why it is so great they they once again have their hopes up....
  • The Truth Ė Their Truth, and Nothing But Their Truth

    11/25/2016 7:12:43 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-25-2016 | MOTUS
    CNN's chief international correspondent Christiane Amanpour has been awarded the Committee to Project Journalists' Burton Benjamin Memorial Award for "extraordinary and sustained achievement in the cause of press freedom." - CNN I know we all enjoyed a wonderful spread yesterday butt do you know what¬ís more delicious than turkey and all the fixings? An outraged, self-righteous turkey preaching about the merits of ¬ďthe other white meat.¬ĒSpecifically, Christiane Amanpour preaching to us, the deplorables, about the evil of tyrants and the value of truthiness. The following are excerpts from her ¬ďacceptance¬Ē speech. She seems less exercised by real 21st century...
  • Thanksgiving 2016

    11/24/2016 6:48:31 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-24-2016 | MOTUS
    For each new morning with its light, For rest and shelter of the night, For health and food, for love and friends, For everything Thy goodness sends. - Ralph Waldo Emerson This has been, to say the least, an interesting year Ė in the Chinese curse sense of the word. There have been moments of sadness and joy, despair and hope. Some of our MOTI family have suffered great personal losses -† spouses, parents, family members, and beloved companions - both the 2 and 4 legged variety. Some have lost, and found, jobs. Many have faced health issues and...
  • Your One Stop Guide to DESTROYING your Democrat relatives at Thanksgiving!

    11/23/2016 6:48:26 PM PST · by Starman417 · 68 replies
    Flopping Aces ^ | 11-23-16 | Brother Bob
    Times change. And one of the most annoying changes is seeing one of out country's most important holidays become somehow "controversial" as a result of an increasingly vocal Radical Left. Over the last few years we've seen a number of web sites chocked full of talking points, whether on immigration,†Obamacare,†Gun Control,†among others. Conservative sites have offered their responses, as The Federalist's Mark Hemingway offers a fairly viscous guide to how to talk to a Millennial, while a few years ago Ace offers these talking points to respond to harassment over Obamacare. I'm going to hit this from a slightly different...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-16 ("Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS!")

    11/23/2016 12:32:00 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    DUmmieland is up and running again after being offline for a couple of weeks. The official excuse is that the site was hacked but the real reason is that Skinner, newly deprived of his Clinton Cash, used the hack as a lame excuse to collect Star Member fees until the hack was supposedly fixed. Poor guy. Election night had to hit him like a ton of wet cement. Skinner and his fellow DUmmies went into Election Night absolutely certain of a Hillary victory only to have it all taken away from them. For Skinner it means no more behind...
  • California Cancer & The Great Wall of Mexifornia

    11/23/2016 7:01:03 AM PST · by wayne_shrugged · 10 replies
    Justin Washington, The Blogger ^ | 11/23/2016 | Justin Washington
    Before the 2016 US Presidential Election, Governor Jerry ďMoonbeamĒ Brown said that if Trump were to be elected President, California would build its own wall ó as if that would be a gigantic middle finger to the rest of the country. Now, that Trump is President Elect, the other 49 states are demanding to know when construction begins. The rest of the country is even willing to chip in to defray costs; Canada has even volunteered to send builders in hopes of containing and preventing loony celebrities in full apoplectic melt-downs like Lena Dunham, Cher and Rosie OíDonut from escaping...
  • The Goose Is Already Cooked

    11/23/2016 6:05:40 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-23-2016 | MOTUS
    I would be remiss if I didnít report on the Wonís last Presidential Medal of Freedom Awards show. The last, like the first, was all about Obama: "Everybody on this stage has touched me in a very powerful, very personal way.These are folks who have helped make me who I am.Ē How would you like to put that on your resume?ďI helped put the smug in Obamaís smile.Ē Perhaps most striking about Tuesdayís ceremony is that nine of the 20 awards (45 percent) recognize actors, artists, or musicians ó a category that represents only 17 percent of total Medal recipients...
  • MICHAEL IS REALLY JABBA THE HUT

    11/22/2016 8:50:57 AM PST · by Sean_Anthony · 7 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 11/22/16 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg
    They are called Liberals. Beware of them. Donít believe anything they say; donít listen to them, watch their TV shows, or buy what they are selling Think about it: have you ever seen them together? Jabba and Michael? No. Was Jabba present to maybe back Michael up when Michaelókind of like a Jabbaówaddled aggressively straight at the Trump Tower elevator in his stated effort to reach Donald Trumpís level? No. And one might think that Jabba would love to be on les barricades with the freedom-fighting, anti-Trump forces, am I right? I mean, Jabba is reported to love a good...
  • Public Relations, Out: Journalism, In Again

    11/22/2016 6:21:25 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Trump: heís definitely not your grandfatherís president.He does his own YouTube videos rather than calling a press conference with ďthe dishonest pressĒ and announces his first 100 day agenda - before heís even inaugurated!And every item on his toĖdo list seems designed to further irritate the already depressed non-supportive media.Then he calls a meet the press soiree - just to yell at them for a change: The meeting was characterized by the Times as antagonistic, and one in which Trump ďdescribed the television networks as dishonest in their reporting and shortsighted in missing the signs of his upset victory.Ē -...
  • Ode to Trumpination (Parody song)

    11/21/2016 7:29:47 PM PST · by lightman · 3 replies
    Self | 21 November A.D. 2016 | lightman
    Since some have called our beloved President-elect (sincerity, not sarcasm)"the first orange President" and other have likened him to characters from a Ronald Dahl book, let's have some fun with it. The song ripped from Harry Connick's recurring music from the film "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" starring the late great Gene Wilder. The object of derision is HRC. Oompa Loompa Tumpidty do, I Ďve got a perfect puzzle for you. Omm-pah Loompa Trumidy dee If you are wise you will listen to me. What do you get when your galís a bad egg? A screechy owl voice and two...
  • 8 Angler Pickup Lines

    11/21/2016 11:24:00 AM PST · by w1n1 · 20 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 11/21/2016 | M Poe
    The pickup line to reel in a catch. It's a classic when it comes to catching the attention of the opposite sex. There are pickup lines in every Angler walk of life. So, I asked some of my fishing buddies about some of the best lines they've heard of (or used). These guys are serious anglers that they started telling me about different types of fishing lines used for different fishes, literally. Guess that's why they're single, or haven't been on dates in quite a while. However, once I explained what kind of "line" I meant, they came up with...
  • 15 Funny Vintage gun Ads

    11/21/2016 9:41:11 AM PST · by w1n1 · 22 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 11/21/2016 | J McAdams
    These vintage gun ads will have you Rolling on the Floor and show you just how much the world has changed in the past few decades. A lot has changed in the last century. Looking back at these vintage gun ads is a great way to highlight just how different our society is these days. Vintage gun ads of the past reminds us of a simpler time, that era is not as complicated as it is now. However, there are some very entertaining ads when you think about the reaction some of these gun ads would get if they were...
  • MAGA: Itís The Bomb!

    11/21/2016 5:36:32 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-21-2016 | MOTUS
    Out with the old:In with the new:And that goes for school lunches too. (topic H/T Blonde Gator)Out: kale tacos, mystery fish and tofu anythingLady Mís healthy school lunch choicesIn: all American burgers, friesÖand gravy! On everything! The gravy fountain Ė better than chocolate!So as we go about our annual† MOTI Heritage Thanksgiving Recipe Xchangeô please remember to include any recipes you feel would be especially useful for inclusion in The Donaldís new and improved MAGA school lunch program. Only rules: no kale, tofu, chia seeds or any other ďsuperfoodĒ (thatís right, Iím talking about you beets).So post away; vintage recipes...
  • Time To Regroup: In the Bubble

    11/20/2016 5:38:09 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-20-2016 | MOTUS
    Rasicst - /ňąrńĀs…ôst/noun: racist; plural noun: racists a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another. adjective having or showing the belief that a particular race is superior to another. Two things: first, to paraphrase a progressive Hillary supporter motif, I can¬ít believe we still have to discuss this s**t. You know, after the historic first black presidency and all.Minus the War on Women and Racism, Hillary didn¬ít really have a platform ¬Ė yet it was Trump who was accused of not having ¬ďpositions¬Ē on important issues.Secondly, if you continually misuse words by pretending they mean...
  • Thin Air: Sorry to burst your bubble

    11/20/2016 4:28:22 AM PST · by SandRat · 8 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Chris Zimmerman
    Ôāö There is a new trend in American universities where ¬ďsafe spaces¬Ē are provided for students who don¬ít want to be subjected to the rigors of the real world. That sounds odd to me since I thought that¬ís what colleges were anyway. When I was a college student I was always advised by my older-wiser mentors to stay in college as long as possible because the real world was just no fun. This was particularly bad advice for someone like me who was ¬ďstudying¬Ē at Arizona State. The ASU campus was already like a giant safe space where the consequences...
  • Why did Trump win? Steven Crowder and the sexy Trump ladies discuss: Louder with Crowder 99

    11/19/2016 10:43:10 AM PST · by 198ml · 2 replies
    Conservative Review ^ | 11/19/16 | Chris Pandolfo
    The "Louder with Crowder" team is back in action after a short post-election break, in a brand-spanking new studio that is Ö covered in wrapping paper because itís not finished yet. This week, your host Steven Crowder talked a bit about why President-elect Donald Trump won the election (hint: itís because leftists like to shut down all dissenting thought, and people HATE THAT), and was joined by guests Lauren Southern, writer for Rebel Media, and anti-feminist blogger Karen Straughan.
  • Welcome Home Creeper

    11/19/2016 5:10:57 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-19-2016 | MOTUS
    Settle down, it'll all be clear Don't pay no mind to the demons They fill you with fear The trouble it might drag you down If you get lost, you can always be foundHome, Phillip PhillipsToday my friends we are taking a little break from politics (or to Democrats ďthe politics of destructionĒ) in order to hold a virtual homecoming for Creeper, who landed at her new Oklahoma homestead yesterday.Just know youíre not alone 'Cause Iím going to make this place your homeAnd this, because itís by Home Free, weíre grateful Creeper has arrived safely, and because itís beautiful.Because of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-18-16 ("With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In")

    11/18/2016 7:28:16 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 18, 2016 | PJ-Comix & DUmmie TheMastersNemesis
    FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!! Perhaps the ultimate Freudenschade. Well, DUmmieland is now DOWN ever since their Election Day Disaster. They are BLAMING a hacker but I don't buy it. More than likely it is just a complete mental meltdown there especially since Skinner is in a state of grief over the loss of his Clinton Cash flow. Only paying Star Members are now allowed over the DUmmieland Wall. Fortunately, a Conservative Cave mole is a Star Member and is sending back reports from DUmmieland in extreme grief. One of his reports comes to us from just a day before the election...
  • Boy gets hit by a Truck...uh no, a Deer

    11/18/2016 6:37:47 AM PST · by w1n1 · 13 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 11/18/2016 | C Cocoles
    On the next deer hunt, best think twice as you run through the woods. Just ask this kid (once he wakes up, that is). Running is one outdoor activity that comes with minimal risk. Sure, you might run out of breath from time to time. Or worst case scenario, sprain an ankle. Then again, if your name is Justin DeLuzio, you'll be forever remembered as that unlucky runner that got completely owned by a "beast mode deer" one sunny day. Don't be shy with the volume in this clip. You won't want to miss this gem from the peanut gallery,...