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  • Chick-fil-A’s Microaggression Threatens to Melt Campus Snowflakes

    04/25/2015 9:23:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 39 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-25-2015 | MOTUS
    Via Pundit Press: Johns Hopkins University has banned Chick-fil-A from its campus saying that the restaurant is a “microaggression” against its students.In an 18-8 vote, the Student Government Association at Johns Hopkins voted not to “support the proposal of a Chick-fil-A, in a current or future sense, particularly on any location that is central to student life.” After all, how can your campus be a safe place if you allow the presence of restaurant whose CEO doesn’t agree with your stance on gay marriage? And besides, all those Chick-fil-A chicken “strips” “nuggets” and “biscuits” – they could serve as “triggers”...
  • SATIRE House Speaker Pleads for Hillary to Turn Over Computer Server SATIRE

    04/25/2015 12:54:36 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    GOP Briefing Room Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 April 2015 | John Semmens
    A new slew of allegations has emerged implying that the Clinton Foundation may have accepted bribes in exchange for Hillary to use her Secretary of State status to influence government policy. An example of possible influence peddling was her support for Russia's acquisition of a major stake in American uranium mining. "It looks like she violated the law, and the idea that she was going to use her own server and do official business on it goes against every transparency issue that the President likes to tout," House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) observed. "She should turn that server and all...
  • Getting back into (conservative) illustration

    04/24/2015 5:09:37 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 15 replies
    CRASHR Art ^ | 4-24-15 | The Looking Spoon
    I haven't posted in a while because I started doing projects that are more time intensive. I decided to stop doing graphics/memes for the most part, in favor of going back to my first love, illustration.I still plan to do the occasional graphic like this one I created recently... But I missed drawing and illustrating, and I essentially gave it up to create all of the graphics I've created over the years because I don't have time to do both. Anyway, here are a couple of pieces I was fairly happy with, and I wanted to share them here. :-)...
  • Rejoice at the glory and grandeur of God’s universe: Happy Anniversary Hub!

    04/24/2015 8:11:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-24-2015 | MOTUS
    As usual the MSM got it wrong: they’re all celebrating Hubble’s 25th birthday today when in fact it is the 25th anniversary of his launch into deep space. I should know, as Hub is my twin brother: I am a fraternal twin (female). My brother (Hub) is the mirror in the Hubble telescope. We are Cassegrain reflectors of Ritchey-Chretien design, and were conceived in 1979 at the Corning New York factory when 2 conjoined blanks of ultra-low expansion glass were sandwiched around a honeycomb lattice. (I didn’t mean to get into the sex stuff, but a lot of people are...
  • SIerra Club Debuts New Logo

    04/24/2015 7:23:46 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 27 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | April 24, 2015 | meshugemikey
  • TGIF Toons

    04/24/2015 2:58:35 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 24 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Obama Winning War on Suburbs- US Apartment Construction Soars, Home Ownership Tanks to 20-Yr Low

    04/23/2015 9:55:57 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 21 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 23 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    Covert scheme to cram us all into socialist cities and  'compact' America along Euro lines moving along briskly... Our disingenuous, hyper-left president's myriad hidden agendas are hard to keep track of sometimes, but one that caught my eye a couple years back was betrayed in a 2012 book by Stanley Kurtz: Obama aims to destroy the famed American suburban lifestyle, cram us all into tight city neighborhoods, spike the price of gas/taxes, put us in 30-mi-range electric cars, etc. The idea is to end urban sprawl while mixing cities and suburbs into one tighter, mediocre mix. Like court-ordered bussing destroyed schools...
  • Clinton Foundation Corruption: Stay Tuned, This Could Still Get Interesting.

    04/23/2015 8:40:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 22 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-23-2015 | MOTUS
    Try as I might to get away from the “Hillary, Hillary, Hillary” meme, I just can’t stay ahead of the baggage backup. Isn’t anyone going to claim this baggage?At the rate it’s flying down the chute these days even some of the MSM have been forced to acknowledge a few of the unsavory facts still swirling around our American Power Rangers. Whoa! That’s quite a bubba nose one of our Power Rangers is sportingStarting with formerly reliable (and supportive) Ron Fournier in the National Journal who writes an article titled “The Questions Hillary Clinton Doesn't Want Answered About the Clinton Foundation”...
  • Mrs Clinton Holds Candlelight Vigil for Adam Yahiye Gadahn!

    04/23/2015 8:30:30 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 12 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | April 23, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Michelle Obama,"#gimmefive Lil BUB!"

    04/22/2015 7:53:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-22-2015 | MOTUS
    I see that Lady M is promoting her “Let’s Move!” #GiveMeFive!” program on the back of Lil BUB – who despite her name is not a rap star butt rather a very special cat.  Lady M thought she might help her put some mojo back in her faltering signature project.I’m embarrassed to say I was totally unfamiliar with this famous cat until the “#GiveMeFive! video crew showed up last week to film this promo:Don’t worry about MO exploiting this little special needs cat - it’s actually the other way around; Lil BUB is quite an entrepreneur as it turns out,...
  • My Erf Day tribute!

    04/22/2015 7:48:08 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 13 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | April 21, 2015 | self
  • How I'm Celebrating Earth Day

    04/22/2015 6:17:18 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 52 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
  • Hump Day Humor

    04/22/2015 2:41:42 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Judge Rules Cops May Seize Your Home to Use as a Fort SATIRE

    04/21/2015 8:51:35 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 April 2015 | John Semmens
    When a neighbor was engaged in a domestic dispute, Henderson, Nevada police demanded that Anthony Mitchell allow them to use his home as a fort and command center in order to gain a tactical advantage in their efforts to cope with the situation. Mitchell refused, but police battered down his door, pepper sprayed him, and put him in jail for the duration. Mitchell sued contending that this home invasion by the police violated his constitutional rights under both the Third and Fourth Amendments to the US Constitution. Federal district court Judge Andrew Gordon dismissed Mitchell’s Fourth Amendment argument, saying that...
  • All Your Children Are Belong To Us; Your Money Too

    04/21/2015 7:41:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-21-2015 | MOTUS
    What is it about progressives? First Elizabeth Warren tells us that if we have a business we didn’t build it ourselves. Then Mellissa Harris-Perry told us that our own children aren’t ours either.To be sure, the belief that all children are “children of the state” is such a subversive and disturbing trend that we should demand every presidential candidate state their position on it. Let’s ask President-in-Waiting Hillary first…oh wait, I think she’s already told us: I think we can safely put her in the corner with former Massachusetts Education Sec. Paul Reville who criticizes “those who prefer local educational...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-21-15 (DUmmies Push Back Against Skinner's Clinton Cash Candidate)

    04/21/2015 6:33:20 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 14 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 21, 2015 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies are pushing back against Skinner's Clinton Cash Candidate. As yet, they are not challenging him directly. Instead they are hitting hard directly on Hillary herself. The conundrum in DUmmieland is how to challenge Skinner's betrayal due to his wife, Shelly Moskwa, receiving HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollary of Clinton Cash. DUmmies MannyGoldstein and WillyT are fully aware of Skinner's betrayal and are sort of nibbling around the edges since they are as yet too timid to challenge Skinner directly. However, the drip drip drip of damning documents continue pointing to the the acceptance of money from Hillary...
  • The MOTUS/Molsterman 2016 Primary Tracking Poll #1

    04/20/2015 8:50:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-20-2015 | MOTUS
    Now that the Campaign for the Big White is officially out of the gate, it’s time for a primary poll, so I called in my trusted pollster - the most connected mole in Washington and creator of: to assist me in this ongoing task. We discuss, below, the parameters and significance of the polls.   MOTUS: Hi Molsterman, thanks for stopping by.Molsterman: No problem, I was in the neighborhood for dinner anyway, best grubs in town around here. What’s on your mind?MOTUS: Well, I was wondering if it would be a good time to start our primary tracking polls....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-15 (Skinner Continues Hillary Hype as More Mrs. Skinner Clinton Cash Revealed)

    04/20/2015 8:30:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 20, 2015 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Yes, more and more and MORE revelations about Hillary's Cash payoffs to the Kettlemans, I mean the Skinners, are coming out Fast & Furious. The latest revelation comes to us by way of this Open Secrets DOCUMENT which reveals that Mrs. Skinner, aka Shelly Moskwa, received $185, 295 paid out in 49 payments. The period at Open Secrets is listed as 2009 to 2010 but since Hillary is identified as a senator, it is probably from an earlier period. Were those 49 payments over a one year or two year period? Perhaps Mr. Moskwa can reveal it to his...
  • Breitbart's Sonnie Johnson on Fox: Build Moat Around WH to Protect We the People From Government

    04/19/2015 8:01:26 PM PDT · by concernedcitizen76 · 11 replies
    Breitbart ^ | April 18, 2015 | Ian Hanchett
    Breitbart contributor Sonnie Johnson suggested the Obama administration should be put into one building with a giant fence around it to “keep them in” on Friday’s “Red Eye” on the Fox News Channel. Johnson, when why it took so long to put spikes on the fence at the White House, stated “Obama doesn’t have his crown yet. Before they can fully fortify his kingdom, they must first give him his crown. So, then he will get his moat, he will get everything he needs to be properly protected.” She then proposed an alternative solution, “I would take it a step...
  • Armed American Radio (4-19-15)

    04/19/2015 4:36:15 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 8 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 4-19-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Obama Looks to The Future

    04/19/2015 12:01:41 PM PDT · by lbryce · 6 replies
    April 18, 2015 | SElf
    Gotta prepare for the end of days of my improbable rule. Gotta keep dat booty in the best shape. ever. YOU TUBE! CLCK HERE! IT's FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!! Come on Everybody!Let's Do THe Hora! Israel's National Dance! Appear Michelle/Think Reggie The ONE and the TWO, greatest political freaks in American history
  • New Opposition Research Resource: Hillary’s Gaffes and Goofs

    04/19/2015 8:34:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Judging from the lack of MSM coverage, most of America would have thought that the first, historic, female prezzy’s campaign opener gaffe was her first and last. Butt actually, Hilz has been pulling boners (can I say that) since she entered the public scene and the gaffe rate seems to be increasing at Joey Biden speed.Hillary Rodham Clinton, reporting for duty!Don’t believe me? Check out Blonde Gator’s Handy Reference Guide to Hillary Clinton’s Gaffes & Goofs that is now available to the Republican pollsters for use as an excellent opposition research resource. BG began gathering data just 4 days ago...
  • Christian one-liners

    04/19/2015 7:08:09 AM PDT · by NKP_Vet · 12 replies
    April 18, 2015
    Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close. When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church. Opportunity...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    04/19/2015 4:22:04 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-18-15 (DUmmies Trash Talk Skinner's Cash Cow)

    04/18/2015 6:51:51 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 18, 2015 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Hey DUmmies! Why do you have to be so nasty towards Skinner's Cash Cow, Hillary? I mean have you no sympathy for him and his wife who is Treasurer of Friends of Hillary? Let's face it, a million dollar home in Chevy Chase costs a lot in both mortgage payments and upkeep. So if for some reason Hillary is forced out of the race, goodbye Skinner's money pit. In this specific instance, the DUmmies are mad at Hillary for seeming to support TPP or Trans Pacific Partnership. Since we are talking about Hillary here I like to thing of...
  • Little Man, Big Job: The Obama Doctrine of Withdrawal.

    04/18/2015 11:41:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-18-2015 | MOTUS
    I think we’ve all been struggling to explain Big Guy’s foreign policy. Fortunately, the New York Times has finally done it for us: At Global Economic Gathering, U.S. Primacy Is Seen as Ebbing. As world leaders converge here for their semiannual trek to the capital of what is still the world’s most powerful economy, concern is rising in many quarters that the United States is retreating from global economic leadership just when it is needed most. “America Bows Out”“I’ve been searching for a word to describe it, and the one I use is ‘withdrawal,’ best I can come up with,”...
  • Bipartisan Plea for Lynch Confirmation [semi-satire]

    04/18/2015 9:14:03 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 April 2015 | John Semmens
    President Obama's nominee for Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, received a vote of support from both media star Al Sharpton and former Florida Governor Jeb Bush this week. Her confirmation has been held up by Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ken) in protest over Obama's executive grant of amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. Sharpton labeled McConnell's actions "racist. Keeping a Black woman from rising up to take her rightful place is a continuation of the hundreds of years of oppression of African Americans in this country. They let a white woman hold this job when Bill Clinton was president. For...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-17-15 (SURPRISE!!! Skinner's Wife Was/Is Friends of Hillary Treasurer)

    04/17/2015 8:04:18 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 17, 2015 | PJ-Comix
    [This is a special DUFU investigative report.]Remember when Skinner recently went all FANBOY over Hillary? Many DUmmies were perplexed about why UberDUmmie Skinner aka David Allen went so over the top enthusiastic for Hillary. Well, what Skinner did not reveal at the time was that his wife, Shelly Moskwa was (and could still be) the Treasurer of Friends of Hillary. This FEC DOCUMENT reveals that at least as of January 31, 2015, Moskwa was still Treasurer as you can see by the date next to her signature. Also of interest in that same document is that Friends of Hillary...
  • Communists Demand Action For Gun Sense In America

    04/17/2015 9:38:14 AM PDT · by HammerT · 30 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 4/16/2015 | Hammer and Loupe
    Yes, we are joining the "Moms Demand Action For Gun Sense In America" because gun owners are a threat to our children, persons, and government. There are seasons when weapons cause mass genocide to persons. Don't believe me? PETA will tell you. Gun owners should not have guns, even in their own dwelling. Guns may end up killing one or more persons. Think of the children!!! What would happen if Bambi's mother was still alive... If Michael Brown was still alive... If Che was still alive... If.... well you get the picture. Guns are bad. That includes cookie guns, paper...
  • FLOTUS Past and FLOTUS Present Demonstrate the Danger of Gaseous Veggies

    04/17/2015 8:11:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-17-2015 | MOTUS
     “Hillary, Hillary, Hillary! That’s all I ever hear!” (apologies to Marcia Brady)It was inevitable; when you’ve been the center of the universe for so long there was bound to be a little blowback when a former FLOTUS tries to take center stage again.Especially when it’s time to open the Garden of Good and Evil and all the usual paparazzi are busy chasing after the old interloper’s Scooby van instead of filming the ritual of the annual rhubarb dance, (first seen here in 2010:Getting back to our roots, 2010 edition of the “rhubarb dance” with former Chef SammyOh yeah, it’s a...
  • TGIF 'Toons

    04/17/2015 3:12:50 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-16-15 (DUmmies Betrayed by Hillary Sellout Skinner)

    04/16/2015 5:35:20 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 16, 2015 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    I originally thought that head DUmmie Skinner sold out for thirty pieces of Hillary war chest silver. However, the posts of Captain Obvious are coming so fast and furious, I suspect he is working via piece rate. The more fawning Hillary threads posted the more plata in his pocket. As examples here is Skinner ADOPTING the dopey Hillary Hospital logo as his own. Then there is Skinner going full CHIPOTLE SOLIDARITY with Hillary. There are many more such threads but just for fun we shall today look at his plug for DUmmie "Hillvetica" text generator on this THREAD. Meanwhile...
  • But Hilz Was Yesterday and Yesterday’s Gone.

    04/16/2015 7:58:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-16-2015 | MOTUS
    Senator Marco Rubio kicked off his campaign for President this week with an unexpected generational throw down. "This election is a generational choice about what kind of country we will be," Rubio said Monday night as he kicked off his bid for the White House. …"Just yesterday, a leader from yesterday began a campaign for president by promising to take us back to yesterday," Rubio said. "Yesterday is over -- and we're never going back." I should be offended as I’m quite sure Marco’s speech was – in addition to being part of the Republican War on Women - an...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-16-15 (Wiliam Rivers Pitt Performs Deep Navel Gaze)

    04/16/2015 7:23:48 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 16, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    William Rivers Pitt is unemployed and doing nothing except jotting in the middle of the lily white New Hampshire woods in a cabin purchased by mommy so he can waste away the rest of his life in utter boredom with his family. As the nonproductive member of a family of wealthy lawyers his task is to merely collect trust fund payments and simply exist. And yet Pitt turns the utter nothingness of his sad life into a virtue by staring at his own navel as you can see in his ode to nothingness, A day in the life. So...
  • Polish Border Police May Block Stalinist Biker Gang from Planned Ride of Red Army Invasion Route

    04/16/2015 2:59:07 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 31 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    A moron Russian biker gang with whom Vladimir Putin is closely allied is planning a two-week ride along the Red Army's invasion routes of 1944-45 to celebrate 70 years since WWII, but naturally, not all the countries the Soviet Union crushed under their tank tracks (then colonized) -i.e. Poland- are welcoming the latest droll Kremlin stunt. First of all, the gang -'Night Wolves'- are basically Vladimir Putin's extra-governmental 'Brown Shirt' street muscle, utilized to bully and intimidate opponents of his vile regime. They run the 'anti-Maidan' movement in Russia -intended to head-off any 'color revolution' in Moscow- while the...
  • Tax Day: A Good Day For a Class War

    04/15/2015 8:32:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-15-2015 | MOTUS
    So, it’s tax day.And you know what that means: it’s the day we celebrate the redistribution of wealth rather than its creation. It’s the day the government decides how much of what you make belongs to them - to give to somebody else. Or more to the point, it’s the day the ‘have lot’s’ ante up for the benefit of the ‘have gotz’.It should be interesting to see how President–in-waiting Hillary, champion of the proletariat, celebrates the day. She will most likely  emphasize the the income gap between the haves and the have nots because nothing stirs the heart to...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    04/15/2015 3:48:57 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Desperate Media Gaggle Chase Down Hillary’s Van Like Crazed Beatles Fans [VIDEO]

    04/14/2015 12:35:06 PM PDT · by TexasCajun · 45 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | 04/14/2015 | ALEX GRISWOLD
    Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s complete inaccessibility — and the media’s desperate desire to cover her every move — finally came to a head Tuesday, when MSNBC cameras caught a desperate gaggle of reporters chasing down her van as she arrived at an event. Seriously, watch the video. It’s pathetic. MSNBC host Thomas Roberts seemed to enjoy giving a live commentary. “That guy in the orange pants is pretty quick. I’m looking at these people — wow! Orange pants, he’s really outnumbered now by all the people racing to the back.” At least one respected member of the national media...
  • White House “Gender Neutral” Restroom “Not Good Enough” [semi-satire]

    04/14/2015 10:01:03 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 April 2015 | John Semmens
    The Obama administration’s efforts to earn gratitude from the gay lobby by adding a “gender neutral” restroom to the White House came up short. Lesbian-Gay-Bisexual-Transgender spokesperson Irma Crank called the move “not good enough. Every bathroom in every home in America is ‘gender neutral.’ Many businesses already have ‘family restrooms’ that can be used by either gender. The Administration’s attempt to curry favor with such a lame and wishy-washy measure is an insult. Frankly, we expected more from this President.” The “more” expected by Crank “is the right of any person to use any facility—men’s room, ladies room—based on their...
  • “Munch”-Hausen By Proxy–It’s a Real Thing

    04/14/2015 9:15:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-14-2015 | MOTUS
    Here is Lady M, encouraging little children to develop and submit their very own “healthy lunch” recipe in order to win an invite to her Children’s State Dinner.Apparently she is unaware of a new pandemic sweeping the country that could be as serious as the obesity epidemic: orthorexia-nervosa. I’m deathly serious, it’s a real thing:  A new type of eating disorder is emerging where people are becoming obsessed with eating to improve their health. Victims of this 'health food eating disorder' may exhibit the following symptoms: may be 'plunged into gloom' by eating a piece of bread may become anxious...
  • Administration Brushes Off Russian Hackers [semi-satire]

    04/13/2015 9:53:29 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 April 2015 | John Semmens
    Evidence that Russian computer hackers penetrated security at the White House and State Department was brushed aside by National Security Council spokesman Mark Stroh. “Since the Administration has no hostile designs on Russia we don’t consider their gaining access to confidential correspondence at the State Department or White House a threat to our security,” Stroh maintained. “In a way, this could be a good thing. They will see that we bear them no ill will. That could open up new avenues for better relations between our two countries.” “It would be far more worrisome if our correspondence had been illicitly...
  • Enter the Dragon Lady

    04/13/2015 8:13:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-13-2015 | MOTUS
    TODAY’S POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “H”Apparently there were some (many) who did not find Hillary’s (can I still call her that?) roll out amazing. Some felt her new logo looked like a sign directing you to the nearest hospital:While others thought her video announcement looked more like a Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercial.Some took the opportunity to remind the electorate that this would be another 2 for the price of 1 campaign:h/t BookwormBuy one pantsuit, get the Big Dawg for free!The mainstream however was very impressed: Hillary Clinton’s campaign announcement on Sunday lit up Facebook —...
  • Armed American Radio (4-12-15)

    04/12/2015 5:05:46 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 17 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 4-12-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • President Chastises “Less than Loving” Christians [semi-satire]

    04/12/2015 10:26:50 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 April 2015 | John Semmens
    President Obama took the occasion of Easter Sunday to chastise Christians for being “less than loving.” “Over the past few months alone we’ve seen so-called Christians refuse to take photographs and bake cakes for gay weddings,” the President lamented. “This directly contradict’s Jesus’ admonition to ‘judge not lest ye be judged.’” Obama rejected the idea that Christians might have legitimate religious objections to social policies with which they disagree. “Jesus bade his followers to turn the other cheek if they are offended,” he reminded. “Jesus allowed himself to be crucified rather than fight back against those who wronged him. Shouldn’t...
  • Another Rendezvous With Destiny?

    04/12/2015 8:00:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-12-2015 | MOTUS
    Since she’s been running for president since 2000, Hillary’s Tweet at noon today may well qualify as the most anti-climactic announcement of the Internet era. The “Hillary For America” campaign has written what they believe to be a winning mission statement: “To give every family, every small business, and every American a path to lasting prosperity by electing Hillary Clinton the next President of the United States. This campaign is not about Hillary Clinton and not about us — it’s about the everyday Americans who are trying to build a better life for themselves and their families.”  Got that? A...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    04/12/2015 3:17:56 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Iranian Ayatollah Calls Obama “Lying Devil” [semi-satire]

    04/11/2015 9:07:49 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 April 2015 | John Semmens
    Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran’s supreme leader, characterized US President Barack Obama’s statements about the agreement negotiated between the two countries as “deceptive” and evidence of “devilish” intentions. “Obama’s assertion that Iran has agreed to ramp down its pursuit of nuclear weapons in exchange for a phasing out of economic sanctions is a lie,” Khamenei said. “What we have agreed to is this. First, all sanctions must be immediately ended. Once this happens we agree to refrain from engaging in any nuclear attacks until, in our judgment, circumstances for a favorable outcome warrant it. Most likely, circumstances won’t be favorable for at...
  • A Long, Slow Dance

    04/11/2015 8:26:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-11-2015 | MOTUS
    “We don’t want to be imprisoned by the past,” Obama said during a visit to Kingston, Jamaica. “When something doesn’t work for 50 years, you don’t just keep on doing it. You try something new.” – Barack Obama, April 9, 2015 In that case, is it time to revisit “The Great Society” as well?Detroit leadership, exclusively Democratic since 1962 “If Mayors Jerome Cavanagh and Roman Gribbs had cut the workforce in the 1960s and early 1970s as the population and property values dropped. If Mayor Dennis Archer hadn’t added more than 1,100 employees in the 1990s when the city...
  • Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat

    04/10/2015 9:41:32 PM PDT · by NKP_Vet · 24 replies
    April 10, 2015
    TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it....
  • Work Requirement Pares Maine Food Stamp Recipients [semi-satire]

    04/10/2015 7:41:47 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 April 2015 | John Semmens
    Enforcement of a work requirement by Republican Governor Paul LePage's administration has led to 9,000 former recipients being declared ineligible to receive food stamps. Under the work requirement, able-bodied food stamp recipients were asked to put in 20 hours of work per week or 24 hours of volunteer services per month. State Rep. Scott Hamann (D-South Portland) called the work requirement "inhumane" and compared it to "indentured servitude." "The Governor is taking the state out of the mainstream," Hamann argued. "Other states have sought an exemption from the work requirement, but LePage is charting a course that sends a message...