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  • Schmatelle Debuts Hello Obie Doll!!

    03/26/2015 5:33:16 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 4 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 25, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    The Hello Obie Requires a Web Connection.. Share your Fondest Dreams With Hello Obie
  • Questions from Obama's Rabbit Hole: “But How Can It Be Like That?”

    03/26/2015 7:11:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-26-2015 | MOTUS
    There is a great deal of disturbing news from around the world on the War on Terror – not the least of which is the announcement of desertion charges filed against Bowe Bergdahl, our “prize” in last year’s Turd for Terrorists swap. And in the midst of all this we get this strange story: Big Guy met with his former Secretary of State on Monday afternoon behind closed doors to discuss "a range of topics." According to a Big White statement: "President Obama and Secretary Clinton enjoy catching-up in person when their schedules permit," White House press secretary Josh Earnest...
  • The We Like Shooting Podcast is live @19:30 Mountain Time (3-25-15)

    03/25/2015 4:16:14 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    We Like Shooting YouTube Channel ^ | 3-25-15 | RandallFlagg
    Hilarious panel discussion about safety, guns, gear and gadgets and the issues that affect responsible shooters everywhere. Our guest tonight is Molly Rae, owner of Valkyrja Arms. It's gonna be a great time!
  • GOP Urged Not to Lose Sleep Over Possible Executive Tax Hikes [semi-satire]

    03/25/2015 10:32:32 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-New/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Press Secretary Josh Earnest advised Republicans “not to lose any sleep over the president using his executive power to raise taxes. First, it hasn’t happened yet. So why fret about something that may not occur?” “Second, and even more important, if the president does decide to raise taxes there’s nothing anybody can do to stop him,” Earnest added. “The Internal Revenue Service is subordinate to his authority. If he orders them to increase the government’s take from taxpayers they will unhesitatingly obey. They most certainly won’t be swayed by anything any member of Congress or the courts might say or...
  • Did The Wig Hats Do Her In, Or Did the Florist Run Off With Them?

    03/25/2015 7:34:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-25-2015 | MOTUS
    Okay, I’m going to make this as quick and painless as I can.Yes it’s true, Lady M axed the Big White florist. No, not because she was white, although she was. It was because she and Lady M just grew apart. When Lady M hired Laura Dowling in ‘09 everything was fine as her tastes still ran towards the “classics.” Which was fine because florist Laura Dowling was also known for her classic floral arrangements.Butt then, as happens with so many relationships, one partner evolved and the other didn’t. In this case Lady M’s tastes grew more sophisticated over the...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    03/25/2015 5:17:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 25 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Michelle Obamas Real DIet!! a Freep Exclusive!!

    03/24/2015 8:54:24 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 26 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 23, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Democrats Torpedo Human Trafficking Bill [semi-satire]

    03/24/2015 3:29:28 PM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Legislation aimed at deterring human trafficking (kidnapping people and selling them into slavery—especially as prostitutes) was stifled by a Democratic filibuster in the US Senate this week. The offending clause in the bill, as Democrats see it, is language that would bar federal funds being used to fund abortions. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif) explained that “inasmuch as unwanted pregnancy is an even worse fate than being sold as a sex slave we cannot abide placing any limits on a woman’s right to an abortion. A sex slave merely has to endure occasional interludes of undesired intercourse. A woman denied an...
  • One Tomball Woman's Suggestion On How To Handle An Unruly Child. (Rant of the day - Profanity)

    03/24/2015 9:52:16 AM PDT · by TexasCajun · 10 replies
    KPRCRadio.com (950 AM Houston) ^ | March 24, 2015 | kathleen Smith
    RANT OF THE DAY ! The link consist of two Facebook videos: Kathleen Smith's experience with unruly toddler(2 or 3) in a Tomball, Texas HEB supermarket. She took some heat on Facebook. Then issued her unapology.
  • Obama's New Plan: “By Hook Or By Crook”

    03/24/2015 8:37:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-24-2015 | MOTUS
    In a very lengthy interview with HuffPo, Big Guy pretty much laid out his entire presidential game plan: “By hook or by crook, we’re going to make sure that when I leave this office, that the country is more prosperous, more people have opportunity, kids have a better education, we’re more competitive, climate change is being taken more seriously than it was, and we are actually trying to do something about it. Those are going to be the measures by which I look back and say whether I’ve been successful as president.” Make sure that the country is more prosperous:Remember...
  • why NOT a Jerry Brown Candidacy??

    03/23/2015 4:48:25 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 61 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 20, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    yes .."why NOT a Jerry Brown Candidacy??"
  • Obama: 'Hands-Up-Don't-Shoot' is our new foreign policy

    03/23/2015 12:17:08 PM PDT · by smoothsailing · 4 replies
    The Peoples Cube ^ | 3-23-2015 | Kommissar Brainiac
    March 23, 2015Obama: 'Hands-Up-Don't-Shoot' is our new foreign policy by Kommissar Brainiac The White House announced today that it is adopting an entirely new foreign policy, based on the "Hands-up-don't-shoot" movement that is gaining momentum with community organizations throughout the U.S. "If it works in the streets of America, if it is effective as our domestic strategy, it can work as foreign policy doctrine as well," President Obama said at a press conference Monday. "This may sound like a harsh measure, but we won't hesitate to use it when safety of all Americans is at stake," he added. It is...
  • Let's Ban Political Parties From the Political Process

    03/23/2015 9:39:45 AM PDT · by HammerT · 15 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 3/20/2015 | Karl Marx Treatment Center
    “Universal voting would counteract money more than anything,” makes as much sense as anything else Obama has said. The idea that people utilizing their freedom of association to pool resources in order to influence politics is somehow corruptive of the political process stems from the unspoken idea that the country is one big commons owned collectively by us all and the government's purpose is to decide how to fairly allocate the commons. In an actual free country there is no such problem. The country isn't one big socialized commons. But in a socialized country where the presumption is that everything...
  • politics,humor

    03/23/2015 8:50:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-23-2015 | MOTUS
    Good Morning! If you, like most non-super heroes, need a cuppa joe to get rolling – there’s good news! You can once again grab a cup at Starbucks without having your white privilege challenged by the barista with a dual degree in philosophy and gender studies. The coffee chain has dropped their “Race for the Cure” campaign, due to extreme blowback; in other words, it was effecting the bottom line.According to the Instapundit, part of the problem may have been the hypocrisy: STARBUCKS: Where Only The Coffee Is Black! It’s not shocking at all that this lame “conversation about race”...
  • ICE Releases Another 30,000 Illegal Alien Criminals [semi-satire]

    03/23/2015 8:49:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced that during 2014 it released another 30,000 illegal aliens with criminal records. This follows the 36,000 it released in 2013. The crimes for which these persons were responsible include homicide, sexual assault, kidnapping, aggravated assault and more than 16,000 incidents of drunk or drugged driving. The released individuals are now free to move about the country. In testimony before Congress, ICE Director Sarah Saldana characterized this action as “the best option we had available to us given the parameters established by President Obama. Is putting criminals back on the street bad? Yes, but...
  • Armed American Radio (3-22-15)

    03/22/2015 1:51:33 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 3 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 3-22-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • WV Governor Vetoes Gun Bill [semi-satire]

    03/22/2015 10:04:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    West Virginia’s Democratic Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have broadened the scope of concealed carry of guns by law-abiding citizens. “The notion that the citizen is the best line of defense against crimes against himself is one I can’t support,” Tomblin said. “Citizens aren’t properly trained. Allowing them to arm themselves only complicates matters for legitimate law enforcement personnel. If both the perps and their victims are armed how will the police know who to shoot when they arrive on the scene?” The governor also expressed skepticism about the adage “that when seconds count, the...
  • The Week in Propaganda

    03/22/2015 6:49:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-22-2015 | MOTUS
    Don’t worry, Jean Carré tells us the talks with nuclear Iran are coming along just swimmingly:“Of course, yes, death to America.” Iran’s Supreme leader Ali Khamenei called for “Death to America” on Saturday, a day after President Barack Obama appealed to Iran to seize a “historic opportunity” for a nuclear deal and a better future, and as US Secretary of State John Kerry claimed substantial progress toward an accord. Khamenei told a crowd in Tehran that Iran would not capitulate to Western demands. When the crowd started shouting, “Death to America,” the ayatollah responded: “Of course yes, death to America,...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    03/22/2015 4:55:18 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Obama Threatens Israel [semi-satire]

    03/21/2015 12:10:42 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Stung by Israeli voters’ rejection of his wishes by their reelection of Prime Minister Netanyahu, US President Barack Obama ominously warned that he is weighing a change to America’s long-standing alliance with the Jewish state. “Israel is the ‘odd man out’ in the Middle East,” Obama told Netanyahu in a post-election phone call. “Six million Jews are pitted against a billion Muslims. Based on democratic principles of majority rule, I don’t see how we can continue to side with a tiny minority against the wishes of the vast majority who would like to see Israel eliminated.” “Maintaining an island of...
  • Barack Obama actually Son Of Cab Calloway!

    03/21/2015 8:47:08 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 27 replies
    MeshugeMikey | March 21, 2915 | MeshugeMikey
    Barack Obama actually Son Of Cab Calloway! ...The man who sang Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho! ...and Minnie The Moocher!!!
  • Lady M's Bang a Gong Show: Far East Version

    03/21/2015 8:04:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 21 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-21-2015 | MOTUS
    Don’t ask why. Just take my word for it: Lady M’s trip to Japan/Cambodia reminded me of this 70’s era glam-rock mega one-hit wonder from T. Rex."Get It On"Well you're dirty and sweet Clad in black Don't look backAnd I love you You're dirty and sweet oh yeaWell you're slim and you're weak You got the teeth Of the Hydra upon you You're dirty sweet And you're my girlGet It On Bang a gong Get It OnYou're built like a car You got a hubcap Diamond star haloYou're built like a car Oh yeahYou're an untamed youth That's the truthWith...
  • [Satire] Obama Exempts White House from Freedom of Information Act

    03/20/2015 9:21:12 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Contending that "constant prying by the enemies of this Administration are impeding my ability to smoothly rule this country," President Obama issued a decree exempting the White House Office of Administration from further compliance with the requirements of the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) spokesperson Anne Weismann characterized the move as "completely out of step with the President's supposed commitment to transparency." Office of Administration Director Beth Jones defended the move as "a necessary precaution against information falling into the wrong hands. This country is at war with reactionary elements who wouldn't...
  • what IS Obie Sayng here?

    03/20/2015 10:29:26 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 52 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 20, 2015 | Self
  • A Week of Humiliations: Reflections of Sista Silverheels

    03/20/2015 7:33:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-20-2015 | MOTUS
    First - and worst – came BO’s humiliating loss to Bibi. No amount of money, sabotage, or fraud could pull the Israeli election out in Big Guy’s favor.Bibi, saying the Serenity Prayer: “God, help me to accept the things I cannot change.”Barry, saying the Serenity Prayer: “Allah, help me change the things I cannot accept.”Then came Sista’ Silverheels’ humiliating stumble and near tumble into the arms of little Emperor Akihito:I told her she should just take her traditional matcha green tea straight, butt I think she put a little “cream” in it anyway.As if that weren’t bad enough, next we...
  • TGIF Toons

    03/20/2015 3:55:34 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Screwed-Up People Who Really Screwed-Up Their Face (Disturbing Body Modifications)

    03/19/2015 9:11:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 40 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More 'progress' and cutting-edge style  from Obama-voter-types... next level s#!% here! Just wrong 'Glass-lense' piercing- why [more: gallery/links]
  • Obama’s New Individual Mandate

    03/19/2015 8:46:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Elections have consequences, just ask BO if you don’t believe me. So far, Israel’s election has had these consequences: Bibi has officially been unfriended by Barry. – New York TimesBig Guy is seriously considering taking his toys and going home. PoliticoFormer Obama campaign chairman and presidential advisor, David Axelrod, accused Bibi of “shameful demagoguery.” (this, from a man, as Mary Katharine Ham pointed out, “ran a campaign that accused Mitt Romney of giving a woman cancer, blessing scurrilous charges of tax evasion, and darkly warning Ohio voters that Obama’s opponent wasn’t ‘one of us.’” – PowerlineIran’s nuclear arms for peace...
  • “Bibi Wins Big”

    03/18/2015 7:58:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 28 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-18-2015 | MOTUS
    Landslide Victory: “BUMMER: Obama loses Israeli election to Netanyahu (UPDATE: includes funniest reactions to the losers)”I guess the Israeli’s are not as adverse to staying viable as Americans areAnd that is encouraging! Apparently you can still win even when the elections are rigged, the polling data is fraudulent and foreign DICKtators are working to defeat you:  This unauthorized funding casts an extraordinarily pernicious light on Obama, especially given that we as a nation ought not to interfere with an ally nation’s election... This is why the president has ordered the non-profits to scrub anything from their websites that leads a...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    03/18/2015 5:36:07 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 18 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • That Old (Irish) Gang of Mine

    03/17/2015 7:49:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-17-2015 | MOTUS
    I have a special St. Patrick’s Day greeting for you from my time vault; it’s a special performance from 2011, when all the gals - ValJar, Oprah, SanFran Nan, Hillz and Lady M - were still Bffs:Cherish this timeless memory because the time when you could get this group of dames together to don red wigs and do an Irish jig is long gone.This video was made before the Tea Party stole Nan’s control of the House, before Oprah was forced to cancel her own show, before the words “Benghazi” and “what difference, at this point, does it make” were...
  • Hitler Listens to UVB-76 the Buzzer 3

    03/17/2015 12:27:07 AM PDT · by AdmSmith · 6 replies
    VEF Riga ^ | Mar 14, 2015 | gogar88
    A very funny reminder of the old days during Cold War 1
  • Interloper Removed From Whitehouse Exclusive Video.... Breaking!!

    03/16/2015 12:44:59 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 25 replies
    MeshugeMikey | March 16, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Obama’s Guiding Light

    03/16/2015 8:12:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-16-2015 | MOTUS
    I don’t think this NYT Magazine article on Val Jar is going to do much to squelch those persistent Svengali/Rasputin rumors: Excerpts: In his new book, David Axelrod asserts that Rahm Emanuel, when he was chief of staff, was openly uncomfortable with your relationship with the first family. In a town where access is so important, initially it probably made people a little uncomfortable. I think that has faded. I just want to do my job, and part of my job for the president is to be his friend. “And friends share everything.” You’ve been with President Obama from the...
  • Hillary: The Ides of March Are Upon Us

    03/15/2015 8:39:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-15-2015 | MOTUS
    Well, here we are, the ides of March; and needless to say, beware.As every Romanophile knows, today is the day Julius Caesar was done in by his friends and enemies. Hillary should take note of Spurinna’s warning.Because I fear the long knives are coming for her. It now appears that her old boss and his consigliore are behind all of Hill’s current woes. (h/t Larwyn’s Linx)If they’d do it to Rhambo, they’d do it to anybodyBarry promised Bill and Hill to back Hill’s 2016 presidential run if they helped out during the historic 2008 contest. In politics, though, 8 minutes...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    03/15/2015 5:13:55 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • President Obama jokes about Clinton’s emails, Scott Walker and marijuana...

    03/15/2015 12:36:59 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 16 replies
    Washington Post ^ | March 15, 2015 | y Ben Terris and Roxanne Roberts
    "....The president—speaking at the dinner for a third time as president, fourth time overall — told the room that Democrats had determined they needed to do better with older white voters....Why is this night different from all other nights? Because on this night, when Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker makes a joke about Hillary Clinton, it’s not part of a future negative ad campaign.“I really do have a lot of close friends who are Democrats,” said Walker, serving as the official Republican speaker for the evening. “ I even have Hillary’s private email. . . It’s HillaryClinton@Wallstreet.com. You know the best...
  • Obama Administration Asks Appeals Court to Void Injunction [semi-satire]

    03/14/2015 10:52:54 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 March 2015 | John Semmens
    Lawyers for the Obama Administration filed suit in the New Orleans-based 5th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals, asking it to overturn federal Judge Andrew Hanen’s injunction prohibiting further executive action granting additional rights and privileges to amnestied illegal aliens. “Judge Hanen’s order is unprecedented and wrong,” claimed Administration attorney Abby Lyon. “First of all, a mere district court judge lacks the standing to impede a policy ordered by the president of the United States,” Lyon said. “Second, Judge Hanen was appointed by former President Bush, who is no longer this country’s reigning chief executive. Consequently, Hanen has no mandate to...
  • Pi Day Special: Common Core for the Common Man

    03/14/2015 8:09:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-14-2015 | MOTUS
    As a special Pi ("Ď€") Day tribute to Common Core math, IÂ’ve developed a little CC story problem for you to solve: Air Force Won leaves Washington D.C., flying west at 540 miles/hour. On board are Big Guy, TOTUS, twenty-one (21) SS Storm Troopers and the Beast (not that one, the car).Thirty (30) minutes later, Air Force Won Too leaves Washington D.C. flying west also at 540 miles/hour. Air Force Won Too is carrying the other Beast, 2 Hollywood makeup/hair artists, six (6) frock changes, three (3) MILSPEC containment structures and a bakerÂ’s dozen SS Storm Troopers. If Lady M...
  • Obama Admin May Bypass Congress, Seek UN Approval of Iran Deal [semi-satire]

    03/13/2015 10:09:23 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Maech 2015 | John Semmens
    This week the Obama Administration has indicated it may bypass Congress and go directly to the United Nations to obtain international approval of its pending agreement with Iran. US UN Ambassador Samantha Power cited "the traitorous actions of the 47 United States Senators' who attempted to limit the President's authority with that open letter they signed. They made it clear that their loyalty to the President is in question. Their insistence on using the Constitution as a cloak for Congressional interference has forced the Administration to seek an alternate path toward solidifying the agreement." The "alternate path" would be to...
  • Warning: disturbing image ahead: Hilxon

    03/13/2015 7:40:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-13-2015 | MOTUS
    Hillary, Hillary, Hillary! Will this never end? It’s all about Hillary. I’m beginning to know exactly how Jan Brady felt: NOW we find out that nobody even read Hills’ deleted emails? They just deemed them to be personal? Since when can you even do that?Naturally, that prompted the inevitable comparisons like this, from Big Fur Hat at iOTW:And the accompanying commentary is even worse; like this, from “Tim” Nixon was an American. Nixon loved America. Nixon strove to get America out of Vietnam. Nixon GOT us out of Vietnam. Nixon didn’t enrich himself at American expense. Nixon didn’t sell American largess...
  • TGIF Toons

    03/13/2015 3:00:28 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Free Book Except from Elizabeth Imus

    03/12/2015 2:30:50 PM PDT · by 6ft2inhighheelshoes · 8 replies
    Fox News Online ^ | Sept. 20, 2013 | Fox News editor
    www.whiskeycreekpress.com Etiquette For Idiots and Other Stupid Stories Chapter 1: Things you should know instinc- tively…but are too much of an idiot Dinner Party Requirements For Idiots I love to throw dinner parties for the following reasons. I enjoy cooking, setting a beautiful table, and being praised throughout the evening. However, I am running out of pa- tience with some of the more recent dinner guests/idiots who have graced my table. The following are some rules I will need you to follow if you happen to get invited over for dinner, because I didn’t make Prosciutto Parmesan Grilled Pears to...
  • Hillarys Press Conference CENSORED and EDITED!!

    03/11/2015 7:25:43 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 39 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 11. 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    Hillarys EMAIL ...press conference was EDITED on the fly denying the American People some amazing glimpses into the sad surreal world of hillarry rotten clinton. My covert Operatives managed to glom onto the edited VIDEO so that I might present these scenes of depravity and moral confusion we are still scouring through the video as we speak....
  • Hillary Gump: The Most Awkward Thing Hillary Has Ever Done

    03/11/2015 3:55:35 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 10 replies
    Independent Journal Review ^ | 3/11/15 | Benny Johnson
    Did you know that Hillary Clinton once dressed up in elaborate costumes and used a slow, heavy southern accent in a Clinton family parody of Forrest Gump?
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-15 (Pitt Defends Hillary; Owned by DUmmie)

    03/11/2015 11:16:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Attention DUmmie MADem! As the Lord Protector of the DUmmie FUnnies I hereby grant you absolution for all your leftwing sins you may have committed in the past or might commit in the future. Let the word go forth that from now unto all eternity, DUmmie MADem shall be immune from any criticism by the DUmmie FUnnies for providing the public service of completely owning WILLIAM RIVERS PITT in a most humiliating way. So what happened? WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who is now suffering extreme boredom in the lily white woods of New Hampshire attempted to get back into Hillary's...
  • How the Smart Phone Outsmarted the Smartest Woman

    03/11/2015 8:39:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 24 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-11-2015 | MOTUS
    I hate to make this so superficial…Butt seriously: what sort of statement was Hillary trying to make with this bizarre coat/jacket/tunic/dress/slack outfit? Was it a nod to her transgender/confused coalition? A sort of sartorial stonewalling? Or just another fashion misstep?The coat/jacket/tunic/dress sits worse than it standsI hate to make this all about fashion, butt if you’re going to ask people to “trust me” when you’ve never done anything to warrant it (h/t Carly Fiorina) you need to at least dress the part. Perhaps something dark and serious without bringing to mind the Cold War era or an International Evil Empire....
  • Hillary and The Cellphone a Historic Retrospective

    03/11/2015 7:44:03 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 14 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | March 11, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Hump-Day Humor

    03/11/2015 2:14:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Recarve and Rename of Mount Rushmore Planned

    03/10/2015 8:16:21 PM PDT · by concernedcitizen76 · 18 replies
    April 1, 2015 | Not John Milton
    "Mount Rushmore is racist. The Brothers Koch were behind it. We need to flush them out," said Reid Harry sitting onstage with McConnell Mitch, Pelosi Nancy, Boehner John, Feinstein Diane, Soros George, Sharpton Alfred, Jackson Lee Sheila, Gutiérrez Luis, Schumer Charles, Rangel Charles, Durbin Dick, Holder Eric, Warren Elizabeth, Jarrett Valerie, and Obama Barack at a commodious press conference. "All of us members of the Peristaltic Movement are pushing Congress to appropriate $9 billion for government contracts to remove the faces of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Theodore Roosevelt from that infamous mountain and carve our own faces...