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  • Cost-Free Spending on Illegal Migrants [semi-satire]

    03/18/2024 12:37:08 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2024 | John Semmens
    New York City is paying $387 per day to house and feed each migrant household in taxpayer-funded shelters. Over the course of a year this amounts to $141,255 per household. The median household income in the US is $75,000. A full-time minimum-wage job pays less than $15,000. Sen. John Barrasso (R-Wyo) asked Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra "why workers who have to live on less should should be taxed so much for the less than lavish accommodations being provided for illegal immigrants?" Becerra said "we aren't letting New Yorkers bear all the burden of supporting these...
  • VIDEO: Joe Scarborough: "I've Never Really Heard People Discuss Macroeconomics in Terms of Bloodbaths"

    03/18/2024 8:33:37 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 55 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 18, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThere are a lot of ignorant blowhards in the mainstream media. However, for the early morning hours it is hard to top Joe Scarborough in the ignorant blowhard department. In the latest idiocy from Morning Joe, Scarborough piously proclaimed that "I've never really heard people discuss macroeconomics in terms of bloodbaths." Really Joe? Because as you can see in this video, "bloodbath" is a word quite frequently used in discussing macroeconomics.
  • Phantom Voters Spark Suit [semi-satire]

    03/17/2024 4:19:51 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, the Republican National Committee (RNC) filed a lawsuit against Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson for violating the National Voter Registration Act (NVRA). The NVRA requires states to remove ineligible voters from the rolls. These ineligible voters include people who have moved or died. Failure to purge the rolls of such persons makes it easier for others to fraudulently cast ballots in the names of these persons. This marks the second time in the last three years that Benson has been sued for not cleaning up the voter rolls. A 2021 suit filed by the Public Interest Legal...
  • VIDEO: Cassidy Hutchinson Revealed as the Jussie Smollett of J6

    03/17/2024 10:50:29 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 17, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEORemember all the hoopla by the media in June 2002 about the STAR WITNESS of the J6 committee? Not just any witness but the STAR WITNESS. It was supposed to be such a big deal that they even got a TV producer to arrange the testimony as a big production number for the public. Well, Cassidy Hutchinson turned out to the the STAR WITNESS yet her testimony was nothing but third hand hearsay that, as more facts started coming out later, she was forced to issue a FIFTEEN PAGE correction to her testimony. FIFTEEN PAGES. One' could understand a few...
  • Canada Distopia Making Headway [semi-satire]

    03/16/2024 10:28:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2024 | John Semmens
    Disappointed that his 2022 abuse of the Emergencies Act to suppress public protest against his draconian Covid restrictions was ruled unjustified by Federal Court Justice Richard Mosley, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is now pushing legislation called the Online Harms Act (Bill C-63). This law would allow the government to impose prison sentences of up to life behind bars on persons who post "hate speech" on social media. Civil liberty advocates have called the proposed law "totalitarian" and "Orwellian." George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley asserted that "the proposed law constitutes a doubling down on Canada's totalitarian commitment to...
  • VIDEO: 1992 Joe Biden Attacks 2024 Joe Biden

    03/16/2024 9:14:25 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 16, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOJoe Biden and the Democrats now think (at least publicly) it is a grave sin to interfere in the internal affairs and elections of other countries except when it comes to Israel. Chuck Schumer even gave a speech recently that Israel should have new elections in order to kick out Benjamin Netanyahu and Biden agreed that it was a good speech. This is in stark contrast to the Joe Biden of 1992 who slammed the Bush 1 administration for being perceived as "publicly vilifying" Israel. It also serves as a slam by Biden 1992 against Biden 2024.Notice that Biden back...
  • Judge Exonerates Fani Willis [semi-satire]

    03/16/2024 12:42:04 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 17 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2024 | John Semmens
    On Friday, Fulton County Superior Judge Scott McAfee ruled that Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis will be allowed to continue to persecute former President Trump and his co-defendants for trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia. The only condition Ms. Willis has to meet is to persuade her sex-partner Nate Wade to withdraw from the case. Judge McAfee explained that "the testimony I've heard over the past two weeks confirms that both Ms. Willis and Mr. Wade lied under oath in their attempt to conceal both the illicit affair and the fiscal impropriety of the payments...
  • VIDEO: Reactions to Judge McAfee's Disjointed Willis & Wade Ruling

    03/15/2024 9:44:16 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 15, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOA lot of people were upset when they first found out about Judge Scott McAfee's attempt to split the difference by ruling that Fani Willis could stay on the Fulton Country case against Trump as long as Nathan Wade was dumped as prosecutor. That was my own first reaction. However, digging into this a bit more it now appears that although McAfee chickened out, he appears to have done the Trump defense team a favor as judged by the panicked reaction by extreme Trump hater Andrew Weissmann who is now begging for Willis to LEAVE the case. His reaction is...
  • NY Times Poll Finds Voters Favor Trump's Policies Over Biden's [semi-satire]

    03/14/2024 10:31:24 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2024 | John Semmens
    A recent New York Times/Sienna College poll showed that Trump's policies were favored by 40% of voters, who said the policies had helped them personally, compared with only 18% who said the same about Biden's policies. Additionally, 43% of voters said that Biden's policies had hurt them, almost double the percentage who said the same about Trump's policies. Sen. Chris Coons (D-Del) brushed aside these findings "because Democrats seem to have out-performed polls pretty consistently over the past few cycles in 2018, 2020, and 2022. There's no reason to expect this to change no matter how many polls show voters...
  • VIDEO: Democrat Palm Beach County Sheriff Denounces Federal Open Border Policy

    03/14/2024 6:27:56 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 14, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThis is a local story that should be national. The Democrat Sheriff of Palm Beach County, Ric Bradshaw, has DENOUNCED the federal open border policy that has allowed this country to be flooded with dangerous illegal aliens. Three of the illegals were just arrested in his jurisdiction for sexually assaulting a local woman. Meanwhile Joe Biden who ALREADY has the power to shut down the border without any additional legislation is now on an apology tour for calling an illegal murderer "illegal."
  • Boeing Proudly Announces It Has Fixed Malfunctioning Whistleblower

    03/13/2024 1:06:17 PM PDT · by DFG · 25 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 03/13/2024 | Babylon Bee
    ARLINGTON, VA — In response to mounting public criticism of its quality standards, aerospace corporation Boeing proudly announced it has fixed its malfunctioning whistleblower. The longtime industry leader in commercial aircraft manufacturing had been in hot water following a string of highly publicized malfunctions and accidents involving its planes, leaving the company desperate to find a solution to its problems. "That should take care of everything," a Boeing spokesman said. "After extensive investigation into the recent engineering and design quality issues, we determined that many of these problems could be traced back to this whistleblower. We are proud to announce...
  • Dems Denounce Supreme Court Decision on Trump [semi-satire]

    03/13/2024 10:47:18 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2024 | John Semmens
    Incensed by the US Supreme Court's unanimous decision to disallow Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold's action to bar Trump from being on her state's primary ballot, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md) has revived a bill that would grant the Department of Justice (DOJ) the power to declare a person guilty of insurrection and disqualify them from appearing on the ballot. "Everyone knows Trump committed insurrection," Raskin said. "We all saw him on TV urging his followers to storm the Capitol and stop Congress from counting the electoral votes that made Joe Biden the nation's lawful president. The Court overlooked this...
  • VIDEO: Corruptocrat Makes Plea to Abide by Corporate Lobbyists Over Constituents

    03/13/2024 8:10:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 1 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 13, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO"He's a very corrupt!"A Corruptocrat let the mask slip and whined over a fellow member of the South Carolina House of Representatives (gasp!) listening to his constituents on how to vote over corporate lobbyists. Few clips illustrate government corruption better than this one in which you can see the stark contrast of corruption vs integrity. And there is a chance you might be hearing a lot more from the voice of integrity in the near future, Adam Morgan, since he is now running for the U.S. House of Representatives.
  • A CNN Reporter Thought It Would Be Nice To Interview Cannibals And Nearly Ended Up On The Menu

    03/13/2024 7:39:13 AM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 36 replies
    That time when a CNN reporter thought it would be nice to interview cannibals and nearly ended up on the menu: (1 minute and 6 seconds video in the link below) https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1767882461378216364
  • PETA proposes White House Easter egg roll use potatoes instead

    03/12/2024 3:29:29 AM PDT · by Sam77 · 42 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 11 March 2024 | ALEX NITZBERG
    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the White House to change its Easter egg roll into a Easter potato roll. In a letter to first lady Jill Biden, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk floated the idea, suggesting the switch from eggs to spuds. "Instead of promoting the deleterious factory farming and slaughter industries, will you please initiate the annual White House Potato Roll?" Newkirk asked in the letter, according to a PETA press release.
  • Haley Violates Pledge to Support GOP Nominee [semi-satire]

    03/12/2024 10:10:58 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2024 | John Semmens
    Former UN Ambassador Nikki Haley says "I no longer feel bound by the promise I made to support the eventual GOP presidential nominee." She justified her reversal, saying "it was made under duress. The Republican National Committee required that all candidates sign this pledge in order to be permitted to participate in the debates. Besides, as Lenin once said when he was criticized for breaking his election promise to give the peasants land, bread, and peace--'promises are like pie crusts, made to be broken.' He went on to totally transform his country in ways never seen before." "Anyway, it is...
  • VIDEO: World's Most RIDICULOUS Covid Mask

    03/12/2024 6:36:10 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 12, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOUntil now I thought that the most RIDICULOUS Covid mask worn by a public figure was the Darth Vader double mask rig worn by Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin. However, it seems I will now have to revise that assessment due to the picture in this video which serves to reveal the inner Dork of its wearer, Naheed Nenshi, the former mayor of Calgary who is now running to become the leader of the Alberta New Democratic Party (NDP). For those of you not living in Canada or down here in Baja Canada aka South Florida (now home to the best...
  • "Trump Can't Get a Fair Trial in DC" [semi-satire]

    03/11/2024 9:22:00 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2024 | John Semmens
    Ordinarily, such a conclusion would prompt a change in venue. However, Democrat operative Marc Elias made this observation gleefully "with a jury pool drawn from a population in which only 5% voted for Trump in the 2020 election the odds of him being found guilty regardless of any evidence are extremely favorable." Jury pool aside, Judge Tanya Chutkan, who is overseeing the case, is already on record bemoaning the fact that Trump isn't in prison. She told defendants convicted for trespassing in the Capitol on January 6, 2021 that "the people who mobbed that Capitol were there in fealty, in...
  • VIDEO: Stephanopoulos' Dirtbag Clinton Past Undermines His Mace Attack

    03/11/2024 8:02:25 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 11, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe utter HYPOCRISY of George Stephanopoulos was on full display when he tried to shame Congresswoman Nancy Mace over her support for President Trump. Stephanopoulos got up on his moral high horse and denounced rape yet he got his political start as a political hack in the 1992 campaign of Juanita Broaddrick's rapist Bill Clinton whose main job was as part of a War Room troika along with James Carville and Hillary Clinton. Their big mission was to bully female victims of Bill Clinton and to threaten reporters who were about to report on such problems as you can see...
  • VIDEO: German Demands Fall Blau II Spring Offensive Against Russia

    03/10/2024 1:49:03 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 10, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEORemember the much vaunted Spring Offensive in the Ukraine last year? Whenever you have a much hyped Spring Offensive broadcast in advance you already know it is doomed since you have given warning to the enemy to prepare for it which is exactly what happened in 2023 when a fully prepared Russia not only halted the Spring Offensive but pushed back as well. And now you have to get very very nervous because a German is calling for a Fall Blau II. What? The Germans haven't learned their lesson from the first Fall Blau 82 years ago? And now they...