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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Socialists are just a bunch of nuts...

    10/21/2014 3:03:07 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-21-14 | The Looking Spoon
    See? :-D
  • Satire: NIH Deflects Criticism of Spending Priorities

    10/21/2014 9:35:31 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    GOP critics of government priorities in how tax dollars are spent have latched onto the National Institutes of Health investment in studying why lesbians are fat as a sign of the agency’s poor judgment. Rep. Michael McCaul (R-Tex) says “the more we learn about the decisions made by this Administration, the worse it sounds. Back in 2008 the incoming Obama Administration was advised that it should take stronger measures against a possible Ebola pandemic. Instead, they divert scarce resources to studies like this.” NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins defended the allocation of resources. “The number of obese lesbians in this...
  • I’m just here to connect the dots…

    10/21/2014 6:53:25 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-21-2014 | MOTUS
    Don’t blame me, I’m just connecting the dots. Just 12 days ago, at the cocktail party following Lady M’s White House Fashion Education Workshop, she finally wore a frock by America’s iconic designer Oscar de la Renta, Today, Oscar is dead. Coincidence? Officially, yes, butt let’s examine the evidence: first, Oscar was never a fan of MO’s mini-me cardigans: Fashion can get ugly. It looks like the king of American fashion is openly dissing the First Lady for wearing her wallet-friendly J.Crew ensemble to meet the Queen of England this week. Oscar de la Renta remarked, “You don’t show up at...
  • Ebola Doesn't Play As Much Golf (Meme)

    10/09/2014 1:11:18 PM PDT · by Abakumov · 4 replies
    Radix News ^ | October 9, 2014 | Radix News
    The moment when Obama realizes Ebola has a higher approval rating than he does.
  • Two of my favorite things about the 80’s in one graphic

    10/20/2014 12:36:06 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 28 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-20-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Back to the Future is by far one of my all-time favorites. When I was in college I would play my (newly purchased) DVD's of the trilogy while I worked on my illustration projects. It helped me keep time on how long I was working on something. For a while I had it all practically memorized.
  • It doesn't matter which party is in charge, this is always a true way to look at Congress...

    10/20/2014 9:51:18 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-20-14 | The Looking Spoon
    I illustrated this a while ago and went with the obvious name, Crapitol Hill. :-)
  • POLL: The Only Thing Chicagoans HATE More than Mayor Rahm Emanuel is the Green Bay Packers (!)

    10/20/2014 6:21:00 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 12 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 October 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    The campaign of a Democratic challenger to former-Obama-WH-Chief-of-Staff (and incumbent Chicago mayor) Rahm Emanuel -Chicago Alderman Bob Fioretti- commissioned a poll this month to kick off his 2015 Chicago mayoral campaign...  Intended to measure the mood of the world's largest cowtown in the twilight of Rahmbo's first term, the news wasn't good for the snotty former ballerina: 49% of participants had an unfavorable opinion of 'sitting in morning traffic'51% had an unfavorable opinion of Fox News52% had an unfavorable opinion of Mayor Emanuel58% had an unfavorable opinion of the Green Bay Packers So those polled (500 Chicagoans) hate Mayor Emanuel a bit...
  • What We Need Here Is More Cowbell. And Free Cheese.

    10/20/2014 6:10:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-20-2014 | MOTUS
    Leave it to Matt Drudge to make lemons out of lemonade: (Reuters) - President Barack Obama made a rare appearance on the campaign trail on Sunday with a rally to support the Democratic candidate for governor in Maryland, but early departures of crowd members while he spoke underscored his continuing unpopularity. Believe me, nobody is more understanding of people having to leave a campaign event early than Big Guy. You may recall that he had to do the same thing at an event back in 2010, thus earning him the handle “Rhode Island Runner” for awhile.Technically known as a Rhode...
  • Liberals Try Shooting Guns For The First Time

    10/19/2014 7:41:26 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 30 replies
    Buzz Feed ^ | 8/18/14 | Henry Goldman
    As you might expect, they weren’t that into it. Before they entered the shooting range we got a little insight into their thoughts on guns, particularly gun control in America. Across the board, it seems, they felt we need more gun control. That being said, there were also some conflicting feelings about the experience.
  • Armed American Radio (10-19-14)

    10/19/2014 4:03:49 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 3 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 10-19-14 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • When liberals try to be clever with graphics it always backfires…

    10/19/2014 2:44:23 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-19-14 | The Looking Spoon
    The original just had the Dem logo and black type...setting aside the blatant hypocrisy this presents from the party that boos God, I thought this got fixed up pretty well.
  • Fixing a meme about FDR that liberals love

    10/19/2014 1:09:57 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-19-14 | The Looking Spoon
    I like to "fix" liberal memes and then release them back into the wild :-)
  • Everything would run like a German clock if it weren’t for Bush.

    10/19/2014 7:25:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-19-2014 | MOTUS
    As I reported yesterday, Big Guy was“seething” about his minions mis-mishandling of the Ebola crisis. He was so mad that he punished everyone (except his new Ebola Czar who hasn’t screwed anything up, yet) with an after hours shame and blame meeting where he made them listen for hours as he droned on and on.“When I agreed to take this job I was told everything would run like a German clock!”First he yelled at them for being so stupid they couldn’t even get the time right. Then he blamed Bush for leaving him a clock so broken it wasn’t even...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    10/19/2014 5:11:36 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 October 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • ObamaCare - "Take Ten Pills and You're Fine"

    10/18/2014 6:45:57 PM PDT · by carriage_hill · 10 replies
    Capitol Steps ^ | ~2010 | The Caitol Steps
    GOT DRUGS? The D.E.A. is calling on Americans to empty their medicine chests and turn in their private stash of potentially dangerous pharmaceuticals. But what's more American than self-medication? And how else to make it through election season? Republicans oppose such sweeping confiscations and the "Pledge to America," taking a limited-government approach, promises to seize only any "unspent stimulus." Nancy Pelosi explains in song why Congress is not covered by ObamaCare. They have their own plan that gives them special benefits and heavy drug use may be the reason that Congress is so ineffective. "Take Ten Pills and You're Fine"...
  • Some day they will ask “how could we not have known?”

    10/18/2014 7:11:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-18-2014 | MOTUS
    Here’s a factoid you might find interesting: none of the other FLOTUS’s that I’ve had the honor of reflecting have ever campaigned for anyone other than their husbands. Not so Lady M: she spends nearly as much time on the campaign and fund raising trail as Big Guy these days.Most recently she was stumping in Florida for Charlie Crist: “We need you to cast your ballot starting next Monday for early voting,” Obama said at a gymnasium at the Central Florida Fair grounds. “I’m asking you, vote early.” I’m sorry to report that this took place yesterday, while I was...
  • Top 10 #BetterEbolaCzars (Twitter Ebola Czar Humor)

    10/17/2014 5:58:23 PM PDT · by RightGeek · 23 replies
    Doug Ross @ Journal ^ | 10/17/2014 | Twitter
    Even though he already has one, President Obama has named an "Ebola Czar". He's a political hack -- with no medical experience whatsoever -- name Ron Klain. Oh, and Klain's one of the same crooks fine officials "who gave the green light to pissing away billions of federal dollars on Solyndra." Which prompted the fast-trending Twitter meme #BetterEbolaCzars. My favorites? This Guy#BetterEbolaCzars Why not Dumb as a Rock and Rocks cant catch #Ebola #BetterEbolaCzars - Dr.Bombay, Dr.Bombay, come right away! Dr.Bombay! #Bewitched :::twitches nose::: #betterebolaczars Generic Diet Dr.Pepper #betterebolaczars Bones. #BetterEbolaCzars Dr. Rosenrosen. #BetterEbolaCzars Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies This...
  • Robber gets beat.

    10/17/2014 3:06:46 PM PDT · by RedStateRocker · 13 replies
    facebook | 10/17/2014 | unknown
    Love it. Idiot snatching purse on a bus, gets his due. A1 multitasking by the bus driver Post by Being Latino.
  • Fun with math finds that conservative is greater than liberal...

    10/17/2014 11:53:42 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-17-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Let's play a game. (inspired by this post) If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.  Then (winner in bold)...left: 12+5+6+20 = 43right: 18+9+7+8+20 = 62---Democrat: 4+5+13+15+3+18+1+20 = 79Republican: 18+5+16+21+2+12+9+3+1+14 = 101---Donkey: 4+15+14+11+5+25 = 74Elephant: 5+11+5+16+8+1+14+20 = 80---Obama: 15+2+1+13+1= 32Reagan: 18+5+1+7+1+14= 46---Dems don't have a nickname = 0GOP: 7+15+16 = 38---socialism: 19+15+3+9+1+12+9+19+13 = 100capitalism: 3+1+16+9+20+1+12+9+19+13 = 103---welfare: 23+5+12+6+1+18+5 = 70working: 23+15+18+11+9+14+7 = 97---Obamacare: 15+2+1+13+1+3+1+18+5 = 59status quo: 19+20+1+20+21+19+17+21+15 = 153---liberal: 12+9+2+5+18+1+12 = 59conservative: 3+15+14+19+5+18+22+1+20+9+22+5 = 153---Here's one from...
  • The Obamas to Greet Incoming Passengers from West Africa!

    10/17/2014 10:01:48 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 17 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 10/17/14 | William Kevin Stoos
    Stubbornly Refusing to Ban Incoming Flights… —Satire—A HUGH BETCHA EXCLUSIVE In the face of overwhelming public sentiment that a travel ban should be imposed on incoming flights from Ebola-plagued West Africa in order to protect Americans from this killer disease, the President has decided to double down on his adamant refusal to consider such measures to protect his own citizens. And, as usual, when the President decides to announce a new policy initiative or important development, he calls his longtime friend and confidante, Hugh Betcha, first. Hurrying to Foggy Bottom to meet with Obama after a late night call yesterday...
  • Ebola: It Continues to Taunts Us

    10/17/2014 5:50:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-17-2014 | MOTUS
    Is it too soon to dub this mess Ebolagate? I note that Democrats everywhere are trying to sidestep that designation by spreading the party line that Ebola is not a threat and there’s no reason to stop flights in and out of West Africa just because it’s a horrible disease that kills 70% of it’s victims. And West Africa used to be the only place it lived.Dr. Friedman is the keynote spokesmouth for the official position that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself: “We remain confident that Ebola is not a significant public health threat to...
  • TGIF Toons

    10/17/2014 3:12:21 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 October 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • The only thing found in liberal truth...

    10/16/2014 3:46:50 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-16-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Years ago I found this graphic, and it just had "truth." I added the "liberalism is" and released it back into the internet wild.
  • Ebola Not Contagious Until After Nov. 4 Election, Says CDGC

    10/16/2014 1:09:25 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 18 replies
    People's Cube ^ | 10-16-2014 | Nomenklatura-climber
    The USSA’s Center for Disease and Gun Control has announced that the State will not impose any travel restrictions due to the Ebola outbreak until after the November 4 elections to ensure that all workers and peasants can have free access to ballots and polling places during this critical struggle for Progress. Comrade Disease Director Thomas Frieden has declared that Ebola is only ‘semi-transmittable’ and therefore only official Party-certified doctors can actually impose quarantines on an as-needed basis. In the meantime, those who believe they are exhibiting symptoms, while not contagious until after the November 2 elections, are asked to...
  • Before there was Ebola...

    10/16/2014 10:36:57 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 10 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-16-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Ebola reminds me of the swine flu episode and the graphic I made for it…
  • We be turnt up round da globe – to fight Ebola. Yo!

    10/16/2014 7:28:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-16-2014 | MOTUS
    I’m pretty sure you’ve seen Lady M’s Vine video (note to self: redundant) by now, butt in case you just fell off a turnip truck, here it is again:Brought to you by the DNCHow on earth, you ask, did the turnip dance “turn up?” You’ll be shocked to hear it was all preplanned as part of one of our “#askthefirstlady” social media events. The question was asked in such a way (vapid, by some accounts) as to give Lady M a lead-in to her really cool rap and turnip dance. The intent, in case it was lost on you, was...
  • How political parties in America were born (cartoon)

    10/15/2014 10:02:54 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-15-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Based on the other weird cartoons (the Noam Chomsky one in particular), the artist appears to be a lib, but this is pretty darn funny.
  • Paperwork for Obamacare is now easier than ever to find…

    10/15/2014 9:28:53 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    CRASHR ^ | 10-15-14 | The Looking Spoon
  • What Else Are They Lying To Us About?

    10/15/2014 5:41:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-15-2014 | MOTUS
    Well, this is a blockbuster: A new poll from the Washington Post and ABC News shows 67 percent of people say they would support restricting entry to the United States from countries struggling with Ebola. Another 91 percent would like to see stricter screening procedures at U.S. airports in response to the disease’s spread. I think the last time that many Americans agreed on anything was during WWII, and even then some had second thoughts later. So clearly, this poll is bogus. Allow me to restructure the poll in a way that will allow us to get a more useful,...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    10/15/2014 3:27:15 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 October 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • When you play a Democrats speech backward you get...

    10/14/2014 5:23:21 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 16 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-14-14 | The Looking Spoon
    I definitely KNOW this isn't all there is to it, feel free to add to the list :-)
  • This is how I would imagine Superman if he was a liberal...

    10/14/2014 3:16:10 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 15 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-14-14 | The Looking Spoon
    And Ben Affleck is perfect for this...honestly, I'm not all that optimistic about his upcoming performance as Batman.
  • Understanding multicultural words, phrases and other absurdities

    10/14/2014 11:09:18 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 2 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | October 14, 2014 | Dan Miller
    The Obama Nation's multicultural society has become so politically correct and otherwise obtuse that words and phrases are used in any odd ways that may be desired -- just as Humpty Dumpty did. "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less." "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master—that's all." Here are a few examples and explanations.Religion of peace. Amish? Quakers? Of course not: it's Islam. Although the Islamic State, according...
  • Satire: Senator Minimizes Concern for Those Who Lost Health Care Insurance

    10/14/2014 9:53:21 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    In a debate with GOP opponent Ed Gillespie, Senator Mark Warner (D-Va) expressed little concern over the reported 250,000 Virginians who lost their health care insurance coverage due to Obamacare. “Look, every battle has casualties,” Warner blandly commented. “What we need to do is weigh these against the gains achieved by the Affordable Care Act, of which I believe there were many.” Among the gains cited by Warner were coverage for preexisting conditions, equal prices for men and women, and keeping children on parents' plans until age 26. As good as these provisions may sound to Obamacare advocates, they yield...
  • How you know progress is making the world go to hell...

    10/13/2014 3:19:49 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 9 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-13-14 | The Looking Spoon
    There you have it... :-) And here I thought it was liberal policies. There isn't much of a difference between that and Superman since belief in both requires make-believe.
  • Who is more likely to make this Ebola gaffe?

    10/13/2014 12:21:26 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-13-14 | The Looking Spoon
    So the left and right both had the same idea here. Who is more likely to make this gaffe? I guess this would make a good intelligence test. Biden:1. "Stand up Chuck," to a man who is wheelchair-ridden2. Three letter word, J-O-B-S3. Calling soldiers killed in battle "fallen angels"4. Saying Franklin Roosevelt was president during the stock market crash of 1929 (it was Herbert Hoover), and that he went on television (no he didn't broadcasting of any kind didn't even start until the mid-30's) to ease the nation's fears. (video)Palin:"I can see Russia from my house..." oh wait, that was SNLHere's a...
  • Satire: Maryland Governor Declares WiFi a Human Right

    10/13/2014 9:14:25 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    In what some project to be the opening gambit of a potential 2016 presidential campaign, Maryland’s Governor Martin O’Malley (D) declared that access to WiFi is a human right. “I’m not saying that people should merely be free to purchase and use WiFi at their own expense,” O’Malley clarified. “Doing what you please and paying for it out of your own pocket is an archaic conception of basic human rights. It may have been fine for our nation’s Founding Fathers because they didn’t know any better. Fortunately, we’ve made significant advances in our thinking since then.” A key phrase that...
  • Viva la Vida: Homeland Version

    10/13/2014 6:11:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-13-2014 | MOTUS
    Heads up people! It’s time to name another generation. And since there has been an ongoing fight over who falls into which generation, the White House has stepped in to resolve this controversy. Yes, none other than the White House has weighed in to determine what the next generation is to be called and in what year that designation should commence. So don’t tell me we aren’t attending to business around here.While the chart says “Census Bureau” at the bottom remember that since the Age of Obama “Census” reports directly to the White House.I note that the WWII generation is...
  • satire: Obama’s Attempt to Cast GOP as “Party of Billionaires” Muddled by Fund-Raising Event

    10/12/2014 11:38:39 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama’s efforts to try to differentiate Democrats from “billionaire Republicans” was undercut by his own participation in a posh fund-raiser sponsored by billionaire Rich Richman. Though the entry fee for the event ranged from $1,000 to $32,000, the President insisted that “it was an opportunity for the middle class to have a say in the electoral process” contending that “the $1,000 minimum fee was less than half the annual $2500 savings in health insurance premiums that each middle class family has experienced under the Affordable Care Act.” As for billionaire host Rich Richman, the President asserted that “there are...
  • SATIRE Former Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Unfairly Exploiting Administration's Failures

    10/10/2014 4:42:19 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 30 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    The incoherence of President Obama's foreign policy and the cascade of domestic policy scandals are being unfairly exploited for political gain according to former Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. "Hitting a man when he is down is just plain dirty," Gibbs maintained. "It's disloyal and unpatriotic. Rather than criticize the President, Republicans should be looking for ways to help him recover from the battering he is taking in the media. That would be the decent thing to do." Gibbs was especially outraged that "the GOP hasn't given the President enough credit for what he has accomplished. President Obama came into...
  • SATIRE ALERT State Department Praises Hamas-Fatah Alliance

    10/11/2014 10:28:08 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    A thawing of the rivalry between Hamas and Fatah was hailed by State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki as “a positive step toward resolving the issue of Zionist occupation of Palestinian lands. This helps thwart Israel’s attempt to drive a wedge between Muslims.” “From a broader perspective anything that stops Muslims from fighting amongst themselves is an encouraging development,” Psaki said. “Different sects of Islam have been warring against one another for centuries. Jihad is a noble endeavor that should not be frittered away on internal disagreements. This needlessly siphons off energy that could be more productively employed for the good...
  • CDC Clarifies Obama Statement on Ebola [Semi-News/Semi-Satire]

    10/11/2014 1:05:47 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama's attempt to reassure people that “you can't get Ebola from sitting next to someone on a bus” directly contradicted the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) advice for people who have returned from Ebola infested west African nations to avoid taking public transportation. “The President seems to have misunderstood what we told him,” CDC Director Tom Frieden explained. “Of course, the President would never have to worry about catching Ebola from a fellow bus passenger because he never rides on public transportation. How he generalized this into a notion that no one could catch Ebola from close...
  • Kentucky Candidate Rebuffs Ballot Question [Semi-News/Semi-Satire]

    10/12/2014 9:55:33 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    The Democratic candidate for the US Senate in Kentucky, Alison Grimes refused repeated queries as to whether she voted for Obama in either 2008 or 2012. “People may think they have a right to know, but they don’t,” Grimes forcefully asserted. “In this country we have a secret ballot. No one has the right to demand to know how I cast that ballot.” Louisville Courier-Journal editor Pam Platt defended asking the question when Grimes appeared at the paper’s editorial board meeting to seek its endorsement in her race to unseat Republican Senator Mitch McConnell. “The secret ballot is meant to...
  • Quantitative Uncoupling or Conscious Uneasing

    10/12/2014 7:46:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-12-2013 | MOTUS
    Unless you’ve been living under a rock you’re painfully aware of all the troubles in the world: ISIS on the march, leaving killing fields in its wake and now knocking on the door in Baghdad; Ebola is on the march, leaving killing fields in its wake and now knocking on the door in America; The stock market is “correcting” or something, leaving killing fields in its wake and knocking on the door of the Feds to ease more of that quantitative stuff faster. And our President? He’s been busy fundraising in order to assure him a free hand for the...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    10/12/2014 3:27:26 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 October 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Let’s Make Better Mistakes Tomorrow

    10/11/2014 6:08:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-11-2014 | MOTUS
    As Woody Allen is credited with observing: “80% of success is just showing up” and that was pretty much the message Lady M had for her loyal subjects along the campaign trail yesterday.There was a little trouble getting them to show up for her big Democratic rally in Detroit though. First of all it was held in a venue of very modest size, the Music Hall (currently under construction) rather than our previous arena-sized event at nearby Ford Field.Worse yet, as of the day before the rally the The Michigan Democratic Party had to open the event to the public...
  • Not voting Democrat prevents STDs (really!)

    10/10/2014 5:11:53 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-10-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Thinking of making this a poster, or put it on a shirt...or something.
  • How to choose a wife [6 minute funny video]

    10/10/2014 3:07:29 PM PDT · by grundle · 19 replies
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GksKvr4I-2M
  • Politically Correct Language Thoughts

    10/10/2014 11:35:15 AM PDT · by Enza Ferreri · 4 replies
    Enza Ferreri Blog ^ | 10 October 2014 | Enza Ferreri
    If a prostitute is a sex worker, is a thief an expropriation worker? And a hitman a dispatch worker? If a homosexual is gay, is a necrophiliac happy? If Before Christ is Before the Common Era and Anno Domini is Common Era, is Jesus Christ a common good? If a person who criticises Islam is suffering from Islamophobia, is a person who criticises him suffering from Islamophobiaphobia? If someone opposed to Third World immigration to the West is a racist, is someone in favour of it a Westist? If believing that a woman should cook is misogynist, is believing...
  • The October Surprise: Our Best Efforts Are Not Good Enough

    10/10/2014 7:00:00 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-10-2014 | MOTUS
    “Some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” – Alfred, in "The Dark Knight” For some reason this concept always tends to catch some people by surprise. Take the New York Times for example, their headline today reads: WASHINGTON — Darkness is enveloping American politics. Hard to dispute, as it turns out, butt isn’t that, uh…racist? With four weeks to go before the midterm elections, Republicans have made questions of how safe we are — from disease, terrorism or something...