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  • Keep Your Ear Tuned To The Beating Of Your Heart

    08/20/2017 6:38:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-20-17 | MOTUS
    I think it wise to remember that pure Evil is behind the Antifa (aka “Resist” - previously known as Occupy and God-only-knows what else) movement, as it is dedicated to making this country ungovernable (per the Cloward-Plivin plan). The Soros-backed Democrat terror group known as “Antifa” is leading what many are calling “The Resistance.”The idiotic, self-destructive fight against President Trump and his America First agenda.Their goal?To make America “ungovernable” for the president of the United States. Read the rest here. And while it’s easy to become demoralized by these well organized, idiotic thugs remember that they are not the...
  • Keep Your Mitts Off Our Statues

    08/19/2017 6:13:19 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 23 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-19-17 | MOTUS
    I am on the road. I can report that the cornfields of Iowa stretch for milescontinue through Nebraskaall the way to the rolling hills of the western side of the state  where they run into Wyoming cattle country.Take to the backroads for a few days, see the real Americathat has no intention of going anywhere.And doesn’t want anyone re-writing our history.Keep your mitts off our statuesHave a great weekend, cowpokes.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Satire (I hope) | Let's repeal America's Declaration of Independence and Constitution

    08/18/2017 11:21:23 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 12 replies
    Dan Miller's Blo ^ | August 18, 2017 | Dan Miller
    The American Declaration of Independence was written by a vile slave owner, Thomas Jefferson of Virginia. The American Constitution was written, at least in part, by vile racists and other "America Firsters." They tried, but fortunately failed, to prevent noncitizens from exercising their sacred right to vote in national elections. Both demonic documents must be repealed and we must rejoin England, nay even better the European Union, to signal our virtuous multicultural nature and emphatic rejection of all evil past and present.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgrF6OBuZc Antifa, Black Lives (only) Matter, La Raza, adherents to Islam (the Religion of Peace and tolerance), CAIR, the...
  • CONFUSION: Maxine Waters accuses Ben Carson of being ‘white-wing nationalist’

    08/18/2017 8:12:50 AM PDT · by Cheerio · 20 replies
    The American Mirror ^ | August 18, 2017 | Kyle Olson
    Maxine Waters’s latest rant against Donald Trump and his administration was so unhinged, it amounted to word spittle that could be hear on any street corner in L.A. Appearing before the Los Angeles Community Review Board, Waters launched into Trump, Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and HUD Secretary Ben Carson. Complaining there is “uncertainty” because of the Trump administration, Waters said, “Mr. Mnuchin, who is the Treasury Secretary, who is responsible for over 36,000 foreclosures in this area, is now the Secretary of the Treasury,” repeating herself. “Standing next to him just yesterday, or day before yesterday, I’m getting these days...
  • What We Need Here Is More Sand

    08/18/2017 5:32:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-17-17 | MOTUS
    THINGS WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER: Nature Consider this update on the cottage-eating sand dune near Lake Michigan that I reported on last month.  The cottage the sand dune swallowed in April, left, the threatened cottage, right.Man may not be able to dictate to mother nature, but government sure can. From the Detroit Free Press: Now, the state of Michigan has ordered the Dresslers to stop their latest effort to save the remaining summer home from destruction: The sand is protected as a "critical dune area," so trucking it away is forbidden. "They're killing us," said David Dressler, 58. "I'm...
  • CNN’s Dog-Whistling Is Working According To Plan

    08/18/2017 5:02:44 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 23 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 8.18.2017 | David Blackmon
    It should surprise no one that we now have leftwing Democrat officials joining the Kathy Griffins and Snoop Doggs of the world in overtly calling for the president’s assassination. After all, this is exactly what the fake news media, led by the open seditionists at CNN, have been dog-whistling to readers and viewers since last November. When you have a coordinated effort by the national Democrat Party and 95% of the national news media to de-humanize a sitting president in the eyes of the public for the express purpose of bringing down his presidency, that is a virtue-signal that killing...
  • Elephant Gun Knock’s Pro Shooter Over

    08/17/2017 5:25:41 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 33 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 8/17/2017 | R Spomer
    Watch as this brand new .416 Rigby elephant gun knocks down professional shooter Ron Spomer in this funny and embarrassing video. Ron Spomer filmed this video in order to demonstrate the right way to shoot an elephant gun. What he didn’t anticipate was that the recoil of the .416 Ribgy can be similar to the massive 8 bore rifle, and is no laughing matter. Hats off for being a good sport as he posted this video to YouTube, because what follows is pretty embarrassing! When hunting thick skinned dangerous game like elephant and buffalo, it is important to have a...
  • Conservatives Must Focus on Defeating The Alinsky Democrats

    08/17/2017 5:19:57 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 8 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 8.17.2017 | David Blackmon
    It is a sad truth of our current societal situation that those on the left wing of the political spectrum no longer possess the ability to argue political issues based on anything resembling facts or logic. I used to say that they no longer desire to do so, but it has become abundantly clear over the last decade that progressives simply no longer have the ability. The left abandoned any effort to really debate issues at the outset of the Bill Clinton presidency, as the Clintons brought their Saul Alinsky rules for radicals tactics to the White House. Those rules...
  • Find Me One Honest Journalist

    08/17/2017 3:43:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-17-17 | MOTUS
    I wonder if we Donald Trump should qualify as the 20th or 21st century’s honest man. I suppose we could cheat a little and count him as both. I doubt it actually matters because - as Colonel Nathan Jessup explained -  most people can’t handle the truth.They hear only their own truth.And denounce anyone who doesn’t agree with it as a denier, liar or worse.So even when you find your century’s honest man, many will reject the truth. I guess we can’t fault them; when you’ve gone so long without hearing any truth, the real thing is hard to recognize,...
  • Everyone Chill Out, OK?

    08/16/2017 2:49:31 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 33 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 8.16.2017 | David Blackmon
    Just a little perspective on the current situation, and then I’ll shut up for the day: - The current effort by the fake media/Democrat Party ministry of disinformation to tar President Trump as a racist and run him out of office is just a repeat of the playbook they used against Ronald Reagan in 1981-84. Same tactics, same false claims, same inflammatory protests and rhetoric. We have, in other words, seen this movie before. - We should all remember that the ending to that movie in 1984 was the single greatest landslide re-election of any sitting president in the history...
  • Rabbit Hole Wednesday: August 16, 2017 edition

    08/16/2017 6:18:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-16-17 | MOTUS
    Welcome to Rabbit Hole Wednesday. This week we explore how neo-Nazis came to be known to the Deep State Media (DSM) as ‘alt-right’. Any mediocre student of history would recognize this 1984, rabbit hole-ish misnomer for the fallacy it is. The movement that called itself the national socialist party has been previously debunked as a right wing phenomenon. But since that’s not enough for the DSM let’s hear from Hitler himself: “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human...
  • 4 Times when we got away with making fun of North Korean Dictator

    08/15/2017 8:17:31 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 3 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 8/15/2017 | B Johnson
    There was a better time in America, when we freely made fun of dictators. Here are four glorious examples of America burning North Korean leaders Kim and Kim in effigy. 1. 30 Rock2. Mad TV3. Team America: World Police4. When the Internet happenedSee the making fun of North Korean dictator videos here.
  • "Do You Even History, bruh,?" Oliver Willis gets a history lesson after using FDR to bash Trump

    08/15/2017 7:12:56 AM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 16 replies
    Twitchy ^ | August 15, 2017 | Greg P.
    It seems Shareblue's Oliver Willis, formerly of Media Matters, missed a few days in U.S. History class. Here's his take on why President Trump waited "72 hours" to take on the neo-Nazis in Charlottesville with a shout-out to President Franklin D. Roosevelt:
  • “We Had To Destroy The Village In Order To Save It”

    08/15/2017 5:48:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-15-17 | MOTUS
    Never before have we seen such a naked display of the progressive’s philosophy of “by any means necessary.” The Media/Deep State Complex has been in high gear since the presidential election of 2016, working to annihilate Trump and all the Deplorables that brought him to Washington. Joined by the Marxists amongst us they’ve become formidable.If their Alinsky inspired soft coup is ultimately successful and they manage to oust the duly elected President  the official progressive text will claim they had to destroy the president in order to save the presidency. Run by the tag team of a Deep State obstructionists,...
  • Kim Backs Down – U.S. Diplomacy Wins For Once

    08/15/2017 5:10:24 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 25 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 8.15.2017 | David Blackmon
    Well, maybe the Crazy Little Fat Guy in North Korea isn’t quite so crazy after all. – Shortly after Defense Secretary General James Mattis warned that the firing of North Korean missiles in the direction of any U.S. state or territory would be an act of war and treated by the U.S. with an overwhelming response, the Crazy Little Fat Guy appearsto have backed down. The Crazy Little Fat Guy stated that he has decided not to launch the threatened four nuclear-armed missiles at Guam, a U.S. territory, saying he would “wait a little longer.” Mr. Crazy went on to...
  • Clinton’s Pastor Says Hillary’s Loss Worst Injustice Since Christ’s Crucifixion [semi-satire]

    08/14/2017 3:15:27 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 15 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 August 2017 | John Semmens
    Methodist minister Bill Shillady compared Hillary Clinton’s loss to Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and concluded that “it was the second worst instance of injustice in human history. In both cases we saw exemplary paragons of virtue punished for the sins of others.” Shillady predicted “a Hell on Earth under the demon that is Donald Trump,” but offered a ray of hope that “the forces of righteousness will triumph in the end. Right now, true believers are working assiduously to unseat the unholy Trump and clear the way for the ascension of...
  • CAIR Defends McMaster [semi-satire]

    08/14/2017 1:15:18 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 August 2017 | John Semmens
    The Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) rallied to the defense of National Security Council (NSC) adviser Gen. H.R. McMaster this week. McMaster has come under some criticism for purging the NSC of individuals he maintains were "overly focused on an illusory Islamic threat." These included Ezra Cohen-Watnick, the NSC's senior director for intelligence programs; Rich Higgins, the NSC's director for strategic planning; and Derek Harvey, the NSC's senior director for the Middle East. Ibrahim Hooper, National Communications Director for CAIR, blamed "agents of the Zionist conspiracy for world domination" for what he characterized as "vicious attacks on an honorable...
  • Judge Bars Defendant from Testifying [semi-satire]

    08/14/2017 9:31:22 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 August 2017 | John Semmens
    U.S. District Judge Gloria Navarro barred Eric Parker from mentioning the First Amendment after he took the stand to testify in his own defense in a trial stemming from the 2014 Bunkerville standoff in which ranchers confronted Bureau of Land Management officers in a dispute over grazing rights. "Once a duly authorized law enforcement action is underway the First Amendment guarantees of freedom of assembly and freedom of speech no longer apply," Navarro ruled. "Allowing a jury to hear these words would only serve to undermine the respect for authority that is essential to an orderly enforcement of the decisions...
  • I Don’t Think Diversity Means What You Think It Means

    08/14/2017 5:33:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-14-17 | MOTUS
    The riots and death in Charlottesville are the physical manifestation of the idea of separateness.  If the thought is the father of the deed, the children of hate, the offspring of "by any means necessary" and the scions of superiority so long in gestation, are finally being born. Donald Trump's plea for calm and his exhortation to remember "we are all Americans first" may find scant resonance among those for whom hyphens come first of all.  The war of the hyphens has broken out, and for its combatants there is only one thought: how do I get back at...
  • Mysterious Death Ruled "Suicide" [semi-satire]

    08/13/2017 11:43:18 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 August 2017 | John Semmens
    In May of this year, federal prosecutor Beranton Whisenant's body was found on a Hollywood, Florida beach with a gunshot wound to the head. Three months later, the Hollywood Police Department has ruled the death a suicide. Whisenant worked for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Miami in its major crimes unit. He was handling several visa and passport fraud cases in the congressional district represented by beleaguered former Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Oddly, no weapon was recovered at or near the scene. Chief of Police Tomas Sanchez admitted that "the absence of a weapon near the...