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  • Executive Action Underway to Ban Bullets SATIRE

    03/02/2015 9:12:16 AM PST · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 March 2015 | John Semmens
    President Obama has ordered the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATFE) to write a regulation banning 5.56mm ammo. This is the type of bullet used in the AR-15 style semi-automatic—the top-selling rifle in the country. BATFE Director B. Todd Jones characterized the proposed new rule as “pure genius on the part of the President. The Second Amendment guarantees the right to bear arms. It doesn’t say anything about ammunition. By going after the bullets we skirt all the arguments the NRA uses to block government’s efforts to disarm the public.” Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Rep. Bob...
  • The Crying Game: Obama's New Rules

    03/02/2015 9:08:52 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-2-2015 | MOTUS
    If you haven’t already read my post Tomorrow’s Post Today…Because It’s Time to Panic please do so, as it contains important information that you need to disseminate to everyone you know or can otherwise reach. Doug Ross is all over it, and you should be too. Everyone needs to hammer their duly elected representatives with cries of genuine outrage and threats of withholding funds and votes if they fail to do the bidding of we the people. And if that doesn’t work…well, we will cross that bridge when we come to it.So here’s the plan, once all the Zombies are...
  • Obama's Plot to Use Amnesty to Create a "Country Within a Country"

    03/02/2015 8:43:30 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 32 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-1-2015 | MOTUS
    This is tomorrows post, today. Why? Because now it’s time to panic; we can’t wait for Rush to let us know. So troops, get your Breitbart on NOW! Our government is plotting against us, its own citizens. They are doing so covertly, stealthily,and fraudulently. We begin with a summary from The Independent Sentinel, which is based on Mark Levin’s interview (below) with Susan Payne, from WCBM radio, Baltimore. She was invited – inadvertently, I surmise -  to listen in on conference calls conducted by representatives of the Hhite House, Cabinet members and various immigrant groups to gather information for a...
  • Armed American Radio (3-1-15)

    03/01/2015 5:23:43 PM PST · by RandallFlagg · 12 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 3-1-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Departing AG Laments Difficulty of Making Case for Civil Rights Abuses SATIRE

    03/01/2015 9:38:13 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 28 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Citing the difficulties his office encountered in pursuing charges against George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson, retiring Attorney General Eric Holder urged that changes be made in order to make it easier for the government to bring and win civil rights cases. “The ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ standard is too daunting,” Holder complained. “Does anyone seriously doubt that there was an element of racial bias in the shootings of Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown? In my opinion, centuries of the oppression of minorities in this country proves that racism is deeply embedded in the culture. It would be unreasonable to presume that...
  • Remembering Breitbart and His Message: Don't Make Nice, Make Enemies

    03/01/2015 7:52:49 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-1-2015 | MOTUS
    “America has finally awoken to your Saul Alinsky bull**** tactics, and we’re coming to get you.” Andrew Brietbart, 2012 CPACThree years after his death, and we’re still missing Breitbart. Why? Many reasons: because he was so good at exposing lies, half-truths and obfuscation, because nobody has stepped in to fill the void. Butt mostly because he was such a symbol of what we inherently know we need to beat back our generation’s evil empires, both foreign and domestic: a fighter, a no-holds-barred, take no prisoners sort of warrior.Because he was everything we don’t see in the vast majority of those-who-would-be-leaders:...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    03/01/2015 3:44:18 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 01 March 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Obie and Lois Do Showbiz!

    02/28/2015 11:38:53 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 2 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | February 28, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • President Takes Defiant Stand on Amnesty SATIRE

    02/28/2015 9:28:24 AM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    President Obama announced that "we have expanded my authorities," and bragged that "my enemies are powerless to stop me from going forward with what is right for America." One of the "enemies" the President cited with scorn "is that Texas judge who thinks a court order can prevail against me. If President Jackson could defy the Supreme Court why should I have to heed a mere district judge? I am Commander-in-Chief of the world's most powerful army. The nation's largest police force—the FBI—works for me. What resources does Judge Hanen control?" Obama warned that "those who contradict my directives must...
  • The ignored wisdom of Mr. Spock and the timeless morality play, Star Trek

    02/28/2015 8:42:35 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-28-2015 | MOTUS
    Surely there’s some significance in the fact that Leonard Nimoy’s death intersected precisely with the death of the Internet as we know it. And even if not, it might serve as a good opportunity to review another timeless intergalactic morality play about an Emperor who ruled the universe by fiat. Spoiler Alert: that one didn’t end well, for the Emperor. Death Star, proceeding according to plan  Butt enough about Star Wars. Today, in memory of Spock’s departure from these earthly bounds, I thought I’d dedicate the post to quotes from him and other characters in Star Trek – a science...
  • FCC Issues Secret Regulations for Internet [semi-satire]

    02/27/2015 10:59:05 PM PST · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Anxious to rescue the Internet from what Federal Communications Chairman Tom Wheeler called a "regime of anarchy," the FCC approved over 300 pages of new rules designed "to bring order to this disorderly segment of our society." "Right now, pretty much anyone with access to the web can do or say whatever he wants," Wheeler pointed out. "This is very distressing to President Obama. At his urging we have adopted rules modeled on policies laid down by our agency in the 1930s." While loath to go into specifics "so as not to lose the very useful element of surprise as...
  • Holder Gets MSNCB Spot!

    02/27/2015 12:03:46 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 60 replies
    MeshugeMikey | February 27, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • GOP Is Looking For "Captain America," But Captain America Wouldn’t Outlaw Midget Bowling

    02/27/2015 8:29:42 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-27-2015 | MOTUS
    I’ve been perplexed for six years as to why Hillary-the-Inevitable has already been deemed our next president. Likewise, I didn’t understand the Dems insistence on continually pumping up the deflated War on Women balloon and attempting to send it aloft again…and again when it clearly hasn’t been ready for prime time since the ‘80’s.Mylar; perfect.Then, as I was reading Daniel Henninger’s column, Captain America Won’t Save Us, it hit me: it was all part of “the deal” as I’ll explain in a bit. You have to feel sorry for the Democrats. In a world warming to presidential politics, what do...
  • TGIF 'toons

    02/27/2015 7:15:05 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 27 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Non-Partisan Existentialism Explained

    02/26/2015 7:48:04 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-26-2015 | MOTUS
    What better way to start your day than with a video of our Secretary of State criticizing Prime Minister Netanyahu for “profoundly forward leaning” with respect to Bush’s war against Iraq? You know, the war that Jean Carré was for before he was against? “Actually, for the record, George W. Bush won that war. Barack Obama lost it to ISIS.” – Gateway Pundit Meanwhile, Susan Rice was on PBS telling Charlie Rose how “destructive” BiBi’s upcoming address to Congress will be to the US-Israel relationship: “There has now been injected a degree of partisanship, which is not only unfortunate, I...
  • Just Like Obamacare: Free Internet!

    02/25/2015 8:42:06 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-25-2014 | MOTUS
    As Yael Abergel pointed out to us yesterday, Lady M enjoyed dinner with friends at Rose’s Luxury Restaurant – where according to the owner they ordered “pretty much the whole menu.”  So just to clarify: “#Gimme5” technically means “gimme 5 of everything!”And amazingly, people are still talking about the incredible acting skills that MO and BO displayed in the Lets Move! video. What, they just noticed?“Lucy, I’m home!”Apparently this theme has legs, although thankfully we didn’t see them:Get your Diane von Furstenberg Gracie mini striped wrap dress for only $500And since the Lucy and Desi pilot went so well I understand we...
  • Cow Goes On Counter-Jihad When It Hears About Michelle Obama's "Let's Moooooove!" Program(VIDEO)

    02/25/2015 8:13:54 AM PST · by Jack Hydrazine · 8 replies
    GoogTube ^ | 16OCT2014 | Adrees Abbasi
    Cctv footage Mad Cow Hits A Man in front of Azad Mega Mart Mirpur Azad Kashmir (Pakistan).
  • Hump-Day Humor

    02/25/2015 3:51:55 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 25 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • #GimmeFive for Obama's 5th Let's Move Aniversary...Then Go Away.

    02/24/2015 6:45:55 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-24-2015 | MOTUS
    I don’t know what’s worse; that Big Guy keeps making videos like this while ISIS continues to kidnap, rape, torture and kill it’s way across the Middle East…Or that he looks so natural while doing it.In fact, he’s so good at acting that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences could have avoided all the bad press about being too white simply by awarding Barry a well deserved Lifetime Achievement Oscar.Butt getting back to Lady M’s big 5 year anniversary:Okay, get on your mark, get set…5 sit ups:Our “sitting” president5 mile run 5 vegetables:Now get out there and #gimmefive! In...
  • Obama Announces Radical New Program For Kids

    02/23/2015 9:23:42 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 26 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | February 23, 2015 | self
  • Oscar Performances and The Incredible Lightness of Being in Hollywood

    02/23/2015 7:56:53 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-23-2015 | MOTUS
    I don’t know about you, butt I needed a little break from politics and the real world and what better place to find respite from reality than in Hollywood? So I made myself a martini (gin, dry, with a twist) and watched the Oscars. Thankfully I hadn’t seen any of the movies nominated except Whiplash which was a big, big hit at last year’s Sundance Festival. I thought it was crappy butt then I guess in Hollywood a movie about a sadistic music teacher is considered a nice change of pace. Surprisingly, most of the frocks this year weren’t as...
  • Democrats Defend Obama’s “Tough Love” for America SATIRE

    02/22/2015 10:45:44 AM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    In the wake of his questioning of President Obama’s love for this country, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is catching flak from Democratic National Committee chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz. “This kind of comment is unwelcome and dangerous,” Schultz said. “The President is the most powerful person on the planet. Insulting him like this is tantamount to poking a lion with a stick. What can Giuliani be thinking?” “What people need to understand is that President Obama is not a ‘rah-rah’ or ‘God bless America’ type of patriot,” Schultz explained. “He’s just the only president to be completely honest...
  • That’s Why It’s Called Propaganda

    02/22/2015 8:15:17 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-22-2015 | MOTUS
    In honor of the five (5!) year anniversary of Lady M’s Let’s Move! initiative, in conjunction with her “Eat Brighter” campaign, launched in 2013… A tip for “eating brighter:” put the mic down first and keep your tongue in your mouth. The federal committee responsible for nutrition guidelines (the Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee, or DGAC) has finally issued a 571-page report of recommendations that calls for:  the adoption of “plant-based” diets, taxes on dessert, trained obesity “interventionists” at worksites, and electronic monitoring of how long Americans sit in front of the television. So nothing real intrusive; it just wants to fundamentally...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    02/22/2015 2:17:15 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Failed and Contradictory Climate Predictions (my title - vanity) climatechangepredictions.org

    02/21/2015 11:22:15 AM PST · by Marie · 4 replies
    I stumbled across this website and just had to share it with my fellow FReepers. Back in the late 1980's I saw a documentary that scared the bubbles out of me. In this documentary, I was informed that, by the year 2000, more than half of humanity would be dead and the rest would be roasting and starving in a Mad Max type desert. Before that, I was told that we'd be freezing and that glaciers would reach all the way to Mississippi. Over the years, I've become immune to these predictions and I've learned to take such things with...
  • Court Ruling Won’t Impede Amnesty SATIRE

    02/21/2015 9:33:50 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Texas, Judge Andrew Hanen’s ruling against the Obama Administration’s unilateral rewriting of the nation’s immigration laws has Democrats incensed. Hanen demolished the Administration’s contention that President Obama’s actions were within his “prosecutorial discretion.” “It is within the President’s discretion not to prosecute individuals who have broken our laws,” the Judge said. “It is not within his discretion to create new laws without Congressional legislation.” Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson vowed to press ahead regardless of the ruling. “The opinion of a single judge in Texas can’t overturn the decision of the President...
  • FLOTUS Don't Need No Stinkin' Decorum: Funny Or Die? Every vote matters.

    02/21/2015 7:45:30 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-21-2015 | MOTUS
    I was going through my mailbag yesterday to see what I missed when I ran across this promo from last week:My first thought was, “You’ve never been to my website, have you Nick?”Butt even though I’ve  no idea who Billy on the Street is and never heard of Ariana Grande, I decided to play along - because they obviously don’t know who I am either.So, I watched it, the entire, tortuous 12 minutes 35 seconds. All I can say is entertainment isn’t what it used to be, butt then, what is? With that in mind, I’m sharing Nick’s exciting FLOTUS-Big...
  • Beheadings in Libya Said to Vindicate Obama's Warning[semi-satire]

    02/21/2015 12:13:45 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    The Islamic State's claim that the beheading of 21 Egyptian Christians was justified as vengeance for the Crusades was cited by US Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest "as a total vindication of the President's speech at the National Prayer Breakfast two weeks ago." "That a cycle of violence initiated by Christians centuries ago would come back to haunt practitioners of that faith today should not have been unexpected," Earnest maintained. "The Crusaders killed hundreds of thousands of Muslims. The ISIL reprisals in Libya were modest and restrained in comparison. Once again, the President's wisdom and insight have clarified what others...
  • Revrunt Sharpton Plans OWN Award Show

    02/20/2015 5:07:36 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 21 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | February 20, 2015 | Self
    Soon to be former talk show host Revrunt Al Sharpton announced Friday afternoon that in response to the Racess Motion Picture Academy Oscar Nominees...that he is going to be holding His Own Cinematic Awards Ceremony Date and TIme to be announce!
  • Psaki Movin' On Up: From Foggy Bottom to Foggy Top

    02/20/2015 8:01:39 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-20-2015 | MOTUS
    I would let up on the Marie Harf harfing, butt the news just came in that we’re breaking up the old JayVee team; Jen has been promoted to Varsity and will be moving up from her Foggy Bottom assignment to be Big Guy’s personal communications assistant over at Foggy Top.No more Psakiing at State! We’re moving up!This should be fun: Now we’re going to get Psakied while simultaneously being Grubered.Unfortunately I’ve learned that Marie Harf will NOT be moving up to the top job at State. Some claim it’s due to this thesis she wrote in college: State Department spokeswoman...
  • TGIF 'toons

    02/20/2015 2:36:36 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Organizing for Action will help lead Obama's war on violent extremism [Humor]

    02/19/2015 11:55:08 AM PST · by DanMiller · 3 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | February 19, 2015 | Dan Miller
    Editor’s note: This is another post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For it Team, a senior member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and Chairman of the Meretricious Relations Subcommittee. Senator Librul is also justly proud of his expertise in interfaith dialogue, on the basis of which he has explained to the entire world that Islam is the religion of peace, grossly distorted by the non-Islamic Islamic State and other textual deviants. He was recently awarded...
  • Obama's "Jobs For ISIS" Trial Balloon Crashed Because You Morons Are Too Stupid To Get It

    02/19/2015 7:42:44 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Generally when a trial balloon is launched to “test the waters” and it doesn’t float  - so to speak - that’s the end of it. For example, take that balloon that we Harfed up on Monday: “if only the yutes could find jobs they’d stop beheading all the infidels,” – it was sort of laughed out of the sky.I guess you could technically say this is “floating” Butt that didn’t stop our intrepid team: State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf, after coming under fire for suggesting a way to fight the Islamic State and all terrorism is by creating jobs, has...
  • What Does ISIS Want? The Same AS You and Me???

    02/18/2015 7:19:55 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-18-2015 | MOTUS
      “We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs…” So you see, ISIS wants – in no particular order – exactly  what Americans want: Good jobs and a living wage ($15/hour) Because every vote counts Free community college tuition Because somebody has to flip burgers for $15/hour (and every vote counts) Common sense gun control Who can’t support common sense measures? An end to the Republicans’ War on Women Except it’s...
  • CNN: The Comedy News Network Strikes Back

    02/18/2015 7:08:22 AM PST · by lifeofgrace
    Charting Course ^ | 2/18/15 | Steve Berman
    There are few transcendent principles that continually prove themselves more than Liberals Stick Together.  In a hagiographic fantasy, The Wrap published an interview with CNN chief Jeff Zucker, who made the funniest joke I've heard since Night Court went off the air: “Everyone said we were getting out of news — we doubled-down on news.” CNN really needs to re-evaluate its acronym. Now that Comedy Central is getting out of the news business, CNN should change it’s name to the Comedy News Network, and give Zucker his own show, because I laughed myself silly at the “doubled-down” remark.  In fact, they should call the...
  • *Midweek Levity*

    02/18/2015 4:07:32 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 18 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Obamas Post Presidential Gig Revealed!! FR Exclusive!!

    02/17/2015 2:00:29 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 30 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | Febreuary 17, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • FEC Mulling Plan to Limit Political Blogging [semi-satire]

    02/17/2015 12:10:25 PM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Concerned that “the low cost of Internet communications could adversely impact candidates who communicate by legitimate regulated paid media,” the Federal Elections Commission is considering regulations that would place a cap on blogs and tweets that conforms with campaign finance rules. Under the proposed scheme, the FEC would estimate the monetary value of every political comment made on these media. Once the accumulated value of comments reached the ceiling for contributions to a candidate or ballot measure, the blogger or tweeter would be ordered to stop making any additional comments prior to election day. Failure to do so would subject...
  • Can the Onion and satire survive?

    02/17/2015 9:02:13 AM PST · by Sean_Anthony · 16 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 02/17/15 | Arthur Weinreb
    How can the Onion and satire possibly survive when what is really happening in Obama’s America is funnier and more satirical than anything that publication can come up with? Is the concept of satire as portrayed in such publications as the Onion dead? Well, if satire is not dead it is surely on its last legs, at least in the United States. With what is taking place in the world today, especially in the United States under the leadership of B. Hussein Obama, it is difficult to see how the concept of satire can possibly survive. It is not unknown...
  • Best In Show

    02/17/2015 8:51:17 AM PST · by daletoons · 3 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 2-17-15 | Dale
    From the You Can't Believe Your Eyes file comes a progressive version of reality. If a cat believes itself to be a dog, who are we to disagree? Where this version of reality gets really scary is when they start legislating obvious nonsense into actual reality. How long before we're required by law to tell our anorexic friends they could stand to lose a few pounds?
  • Democrats Who Pushed Obamacare Down Our Throats, Now Ask: “Who Dealt This Mess Anyway?”

    02/17/2015 7:25:31 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-17-2015 | MOTUS
    Who dealt this mess, anyway? Yea, it's an old card player's term, but sometimes you can use the old switcheroo and it can be applied to ... Frontal politics -  Wide, Wide River; The Fugs (1968)CAUTION: Mildly NSFW or CHILDRENThere’s no reason you should be familiar with the Fugs unless you’re a conservator of semi-popular rock protest bands from the ‘60’s. Butt when I heard that Democratic Representatives Sander Levin (D-MI), Jim McDermott (D-WA), and Lloyd Doggett (D-TX) were demanding relief From Obamacare Penalties for their constituents because they were likely to get hit with a huge “tax” penalty in –...
  • Obama Celebrates Presidents Day!! a Freep Excusive

    02/16/2015 11:37:38 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 32 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | February 16 | MeshugeMikey
  • If it’s President’s Day, this must be Aspen – home of the rich and famous

    02/16/2015 6:42:57 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-16-2015 | MOTUS
    I know somebody asked about the annual ski-trip the other day, butt I was not at liberty to discuss it, as it is not officially happening. Unfortunately, some jerk on Instagram blew our cover:And Fire Andrea Mitchell ran with it, in a not-so-respectable way: Michelle Obama decided to get a vacation to Aspen this weekend for a ski trip with the spoiled kids. Palm Springs apparently was’t good enough for Michelle Obama where her hubby Barry Soetoro is fundraising and golfing. Reports about Michelle Obama’s trip to Aspen this year have been almost non-existent. But there were some who snapped...
  • Armed American Radio (2-15-15)

    02/15/2015 1:43:56 PM PST · by RandallFlagg · 5 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 2-15-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Walker’s Lack of College Degree Called “Disqualifying” SATIRE

    02/15/2015 9:33:16 AM PST · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Feb 2014 | John Semmens
    Unsuccessful presidential candidate and former Governor Howard Dean (D-Vt) assailed Wisconsin’s Republican Governor Scott Walker’s lack of a college degree as “disqualifying. Given the complex world we live in, America needs to be led by only the most highly educated men and women. The fate of the nation can’t be entrusted to a guy who couldn’t hack it and dropped out.” “Look, college in the 1980s, when Walker was a student, wasn’t that hard,” Dean argued. “Even the minimally competent could get a degree. A person would’ve had to be incredibly dumb or unmotivated not to have been able to...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    02/15/2015 4:52:24 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Senseless, violent, random "extremism" is not Islamic [Humor]

    02/14/2015 1:29:55 PM PST · by DanMiller · 1 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | February 14, 2015 | Dan Miller
    Editor’s note: This is a post by my (imaginary) guest author, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of Confusion Utopia. He is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For it Team, a senior member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and Chairman of the Meretricious Relations Subcommittee. Senator Librul is also justly proud of his expertise in interfaith dialogue, on the basis of which he has explained to the entire world that Islam is the religion of peace, grossly distorted by the non-Islamic Islamic State and other textual deviants. He was recently awarded...
  • Amnesty ‘Loophole’ May Allow Illegals to Vote [semi-satire]

    02/14/2015 9:26:50 AM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Secretaries of state from Ohio and Kansas say that the documents—driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers—being provided to the illegal immigrants granted amnesty by President Obama open a “loophole” that will make it easy for these non-citizens to vote in our elections. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest questioned the characterization of potential voting by these persons as a “loophole. I would say it would be more accurately described as a ‘feature’ of the President’s executive action regarding the ‘dreamers’ he is trying to aid.” Earnest also took issue with the premise that the “dreamers” being granted these privileges are “non-citizens....
  • Everyone Lies About Foreign Relations

    02/14/2015 9:18:17 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-14-2015 | MOTUS
    Do you remember the old Bush color-coded terror alert level?Big Guy got rid of it for public consumption butt we’ve always maintained a super-secret internal color-coded system.Following an analysis of Jen Psaki’s interview with Ms. Megyn regarding the unplanned evacuation of the Yemen embassy from yesterday’s post, I think I’ve finally hacked it. The give away was when Jen explains why the U.S. still  trusts Yemeni rebels chanting "Death to America" to be our allies. That’s what’s known in the foreign affairs trade as a little white lie to prevent the citizens from thinking the State Department is run by a...
  • [Satire] Islamic State Files Slander Suit against Obama, Kerry

    02/13/2015 11:18:37 PM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Incensed that the President Barack Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry have damaged their reputation by falsely claiming that Islam is a religion of peace, attorneys for the Islamic State have filed a defamation of character suit in the District of Columbia Federal Court. "The unrelenting attempt to portray our righteous slaughter of unbelievers and apostates as contrary to the will of Allah and the tenets of Islam is a slander of the worst kind," insisted attorney Muhammad Baddman. "Islam is the religion of the sword. The Quran commands the faithful to make war on all who resist the...