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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • School house Rock Spoof - Saturday Night Live

    11/23/2014 3:22:44 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 2 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11/23/14
    A bill (Kenan Thompson) and an executive order (Bobby Moynihan) explain how government really works with a little help from President Obama (Jay Pharaoh).
  • Tired of Hearing about Gruber [satire]

    11/23/2014 9:34:04 AM PST · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    The American people are “tired of hearing about Gruber,” according to White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest. Video tapes of MIT Professor Jonathan Gruber, a key architect of the Affordable Care Act (also known as Obamacare), have been doing major damage to the Administration’s credibility over the past two weeks. In the videos, Gruber is repeatedly shown describing voters as stupid and gloating about how Democrats used this stupidity to deceptively enact the ACA. Earnest warned the media to drop the issue “because, frankly, the President is tired of hearing about it. These tapes and the alleged deceptions they portray...
  • The “Gods” of Winter are Drunk. And Loopy.

    11/23/2014 7:45:38 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-23-2014 | MOTUS
    Even though Creeper cleaned up piles and piles of chicken bones before staggering home last night, Adrienne and I were still up bright and early to don our new Playtex gloves and clean up the remaining detritus from last night’s Twilight Nocturne Lounge benefit concert. (Which was a HUGE success, thanks to all who attended.)I’m too sexy for my gloves, too sexy for my…So, as you might imagine, I’m a little cranky this morning which means I’m in no mood to deal with a new wave of crackpot global warmists. The latest batch of Warm Fuzzballs claim that they have...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/23/2014 3:11:19 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 23 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • North Dakota Names Landfill After Obama

    11/22/2014 10:36:20 AM PST · by fantail 1952 · 52 replies
    The Daily Currant ^ | 11/17/2014 | Unknown
    The state of North Dakota has named a new publicly-owned landfill after President Barack Obama. In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill naming a 650-acre site currently under construction after the nation’s 44th president. Governor Jack Dalrymple is expected to sign the measure into law Tuesday. When completed, the Barack Obama Memorial Landfill will be the largest waste disposal site in North Dakota, and the 17th largest in the United States. It will be especially rich in toxic waste from the local petroleum and medical industries. “We wanted to do something to honor the president,” says...
  • MOTUS’ Special Twilight Nocturne Lounge Event: Benefit Concert for Gerard

    11/22/2014 10:26:45 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-22-2014 | MOTUS
    Welcome to  a special edition of my wildly popular, Twilight Nocturne Lounge. Tonight we are holding a Special Benefit Concert in honor of and to raise money for Gerard Van der Leun, publisher of American Digest,  Literary Genius, “Blog Royalty,” and very special friend of Team-MOTUS and Team-Dewey. I was even able to  get Lady M to lend a hand!  She’s always pretty cooperative when we play hide and seek with the Cheetos.After the photo-op, she cleared out her entire East closet to give me room to hold this event (plus I think she’s planning on getting an entirely new...
  • President Cites “Higher Authority” for Immigration Executive Order [satire]

    11/22/2014 8:11:29 AM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    In the face of nearly two dozen videos of him saying he lacked legal authority to unilaterally enact immigration reform, President Obama went ahead and did so, citing a “higher authority.” “As President of the United States, I felt myself hemmed in by the limitations placed on the office by the US Constitution,” Obama admitted. “As a human being, though, I could not bear the continuing injustice inflicted on the people who have entered this country illegally.” “My dilemma was how to reconcile the guidelines of an aging framework for a nation's government and the call of my conscience,” Obama...
  • Monitoring Two Dangerous Squirrels, One For Possible Ebola Virus

    11/22/2014 6:07:09 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-22-2014 | MOTUS
    It’s a good thing we had the non-amnesty announcement this week to keep us Occupied. BO, jogging back to the WH on his way to his Vegas Victory Lap, supposedly for his Black Berry; actually to get his smokes. From The Grapevine: After boarding Marine One, the president suddenly hopped back off-- and headed back inside the White House. He eventually emerged and asked reporters--"Do you guys ever forget something?"And said-- he forgot his BlackBerry.But-- eagle-eyed journalists noticed-- he was actually wearing a BlackBerry in a holster—when he got off the helicopter.Whether the president actually carries two BlackBerries-- or if...
  • President's Usurpation of Legislative Authority Hailed by Democrats [satire]

    11/21/2014 3:20:48 PM PST · by John Semmens · 18 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama's decision to enact immigration reform legislation that Congress has refused to enact inspired some lavish praise from fellow Democrats. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) called it "a courageous first step. President Obama's determination to take a politically unpopular position so soon after voters elected a Republican dominated Congress stakes out new ground in the battle for control over the government and policy." "It's important that we build upon the President's innovation and transform our nation from the archaic plan of trying to extract policy from a fragmented legislative body, where no one has a mandate for governing,...
  • Obama Delivers A Nothing Burger: No Meat, Lots of Gravy

    11/21/2014 7:15:15 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 24 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-21-2014 | MOTUS
    I’m still not sure what, in possibly the most over-hyped speech of the century, El Presidente promised. He told illegals they can come forward, get fingerprinted, “get right with the law” and stay here “temporarily.” I didn’t hear him say exactly how that’s going to work; I didn’t hear him say he was giving illegal immigrants social security numbers, photo IDs and work permits – as was repeatedly leaked out before the speech. In fact, this is really all he actually said about illegal aliens: So we’re going to offer the following deal: If you’ve been in America for more...
  • TGIF Toons

    11/21/2014 3:23:52 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • LA Author/Comedian Evan Sayet Offers Special Rates For Southern Tour

    11/20/2014 7:21:16 PM PST · by 6ft2inhighheelshoes · 3 replies
    6foot2inhighheelshoes ^ | Nov. 20, 2014 | Melissa Praetonitis
    L.A. comedian and Kindergarten of Eden author Evan Sayet has announced a speaking tour of the Southern states as he prepares for his appearance at CPAC 2015 in late February. Organizations interested in taking advantage of his plans to drive across the country are encouraged to contact him at contactevansayet@gmail.com to enjoy a world class speaker at substantially reduced speaking fees. Learn more about him at www.evansayet.com Writing on his Public Facebook page, Sayet said, "Looking to go on the road soon. Starting right after the New Year and just getting in the car and driving east on a southern...
  • At the Intersection of Democracy and Tyranny

    11/20/2014 6:58:49 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-20-2014 | MOTUS
    On this day in history in 1923, U.S. Patent Office granted Patent No. 1,475,074 to Garrett Morgan for the 3-way traffic light. While traffic lights were in use before Morgan’s invention his was the first to include the cautionary yellow light, signaling drivers to slow down and stop.This innovation has prevented countless accidents since its inception. However, there will always be a handful of people who think the yellow light means that everybody else should slow down so they can speed up and sail through the intersection unassailed from either direction. Barry Soetoro has always been one of those people.Which is...
  • Interview with The Gunny author of Gunny's Rules

    11/19/2014 9:55:35 AM PST · by w1n1 · 9 replies
    wsj ^ | 11/2014 | R Alexander
    Has anyone read R. Lee Ermey Gunny's Rules, otherwise known as "The Gunny"? In this book Gunny shares about his opinions on the evolution of this country, where we’re going and the shortcomings of what’s going on. And a chapter “Sh** that pisses me off.” Have a read the full interview with the Gunny and his book here.
  • Try it; You’ll Like It! Trust Me.

    11/19/2014 6:06:59 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-19-2014 | MOTUS
    “Researchers are finding that Washington bureaucrats can get children to ‘choose’ healthy foods, but getting students to eat them is another task altogether.” “We have been thinking that if young children choose healthy food, they will eat it,” Susan M. Gross, PhD, MPH, a research associate in the Department of Population, Family and Reproductive Health at the Johns Hopkins University Bloomberg of Public Health “But our research shows that is not necessarily so.” – eagnews There’s a message in there somewhere. Something like “you can lead a horse to water… butt if you fill the trough with vinegar instead...
  • Obama Says FCC Needs to Control Internet [satire]

    11/18/2014 9:37:48 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama is urging the Federal Communications Commission to exert more control over the Internet. “As it stands now, the whole web environment is chaotic and anarchic,” Obama observed. “Anyone can pretty much do whatever he wants. There is no perceived obligation to serve society’s broader needs.” For the time being, Obama disavowed his authority “to command this independent agency to extend its power over this medium. I am patiently waiting for them to do what they should. However, my patience is not infinite. I will act unilaterally if it becomes necessary that I do so to implement the change...
  • Occupy Ferguson: Like the People of OWS and Walmart only more racist.

    11/18/2014 7:23:59 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-18-2014 | MOTUS
    Have you ever wondered what happened to all the POWIES, the People of Occupy Wall Street? You know, all those pathetically sad people who signed on to the Progs’ last populist class warfare movement?It was the story of the year in 2011, and you may recall it was also the story that gave MOTUS her international creds. My post, The People of OWS: like the people of Wal-Mart, only not as smart, was Instalanched and picked up by the Daily Mail Online and read ‘round the world: I’ve been kind of a big deal on the Internet ever since. A...
  • What will be the race of the next first black President?

    11/18/2014 7:06:51 AM PST · by Pauli67 · 33 replies
    Est Quod Est ^ | 11/18/2014 | Pauli
    My question is this: what race or racial mix will the next first black President of the United States be? I mean, OK, the first first black President was 100% white. (Yes, you are reading these sentences correctly.) Then the second first black President, Barack Obama, is actually not black but bi-racial, we are reminded.
  • We are probably getting to the point where Biden is preferable to Obama...

    11/17/2014 11:19:05 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 36 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-17-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Republican bulldog Rep. Trey Gowdy put the kibosh on the idea of impeaching President Obama during a nationally television Fox News interview, telling his broadcast audience that booting the commander-in-chief from his office would open the doors to something even worse —the ascension of Vice President Joseph R. Biden. The Biden-is-insurance joke has been around since 2008, and people saw it as less of a joke back then than they do now, I think. It really does seem like the only way Obama could become more unhinged is if Democrats still controlled both houses of Congress.I'm not sure if...
  • Former Veep Calls for “National Policy on Food” [satire]

    11/17/2014 9:27:33 AM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    Now that global warming has been tamed by record breaking cold spells across the nation, former Vice-President Al Gore is looking for new worlds to conquer. That new world appears to be the establishment of a “national policy on food.” “Under current rules, what a person eats is largely left up to each person to decide,” Gore pointed out. “Judging from the rates of obesity, it seems clear that the idea that letting individuals choose what to eat is not working. It is way past time that experts in the field of nutrition be given the authority to determine healthier...
  • The True Story of How Muhammad Discovered America

    11/17/2014 6:29:01 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-17-2014 | MOTUS
    actual photo h/t Blazing Cat FurIn eleven hundred and seventy eight Muhammad sailed through the Hormuz strait.He had three ships that left from Persia; Heading out and sailing further Than anyone had sailed before To land upon America’s shore. MOTUS, 2014And that, my friends, is the legend of how Muslims discovered America, 300 years before Columbus. And that’s great news, just in time for Thanksgiving! It means Western Imperialism is off the hook for stealing and raping the Indians’ land, brutally killing Native Americans with long guns and small pox and introducing everything from racism, sexism, anti-gay bigotry, and the class...
  • Existence of U. of Oregon Student Senator Miles Sisk Confirms Failure Of American Experiment

    11/17/2014 4:39:01 AM PST · by servo1969 · 8 replies
    Popehat.com ^ | 11-5-2014 | Ken White
    <p>"Pack it in, we're done here," snapped University of California Professor Emeritus James Clyden, who helped announce the scientists' findings at a grim press conference. "It's all on Canada's shoulders now," added Clyden, shuddering.</p> <p>"What is happening on these blogs is cyber-bullying and I believe that this is a crime. The people running these blogs are criminals,” Sisk said. “Frankly, I’m done with it.”</p>
  • Matt Walsh Deserves Black Thanksgiving

    11/17/2014 4:04:01 AM PST · by lifeofgrace · 21 replies
    Charting Course ^ | 11/15/2014 | Steve Berman
    Matt Walsh takes on Thanksgiving.  Thanksgiving 1, Matt 0.  Here’s the play by play. Matt says that stores like Macy’s, J.C. Penney, Best Buy, Kohl’s, Sears and Target (he calls them godless, anti-American) have ruined Thanksgiving by moving their opening times to Thursday afternoon versus the traditional Black Friday midnight madness.  He further sins by mistaking J.C. Penney as J.C. Penny’s, only proving further that in the halls of retail Valhalla, Matt really belongs in Helheim.  The man obviously doesn’t know his cufflinks from his garters. He reserves his special venom for Kmart (who owns Sears), which will keep its...
  • Liars

    11/17/2014 4:01:05 AM PST · by lifeofgrace · 5 replies
    Charting Course ^ | 11/15/2014 | Steve Berman
    Ever tell a lie?  I mean a little white lie, like telling someone they look fantastic in an outfit you wouldn’t use to cover your dog’s behind?  Sure you have.  In fact, there may be no proper way to answer a woman’s query “do I look fat in this?” without lying*.  I think this is the entire reason the Apostle Paul never married. My preschoolers will lie their little innocent heads off to avoid punishment.  They will lie about putting their fingers in the cake frosting while sucking the frosting off their fingers. Do you think you’re a basically truthful...
  • The Obama Consitution. {Parody-Satire}

    11/16/2014 1:19:02 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 20 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 16, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • [satire] Pelosi Claims Voters Distracted by Irrelevancies

    11/16/2014 8:35:30 AM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) adamantly denied that the trouncing her Democratic Party took at the polls last week constitutes a mandate for a different direction for government. “The problem is that our Party’s underlying message was drowned out by incessant GOP hammering on irrelevant crises and scandals,” she contended. “All the stories about ISIS beheadings, Ebola outbreaks, the flood of immigrants, IRS abuses, NSA spying, government waste and corruption masked the critical point that the Democratic Party is the Party of free stuff. Voters inundated by fears that their lives might be in danger, that their government might...
  • Post-Obamacare Syndrome (POS) Gruber Therapy®

    11/16/2014 6:39:56 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-16-2014 | MOTUS
    The list of people who have been “Grubered” is growing by the hour.The Wise Cockatoo, with his little peacock.The list - which started with the stupid American people – soon included stupid journalists who were mis-misinformed about the math, and then stupid politicians like Max Baucus, Harry Reid and  Nancy Pelosi. And then yesterday Big Guy himself added his name to the list of the “grubered” when he said he was shocked about the controversy involving “some advisor, not even on staff” and claimed again that ObamaCare was 110% transparent.Alas, as Clarice points out, Jonny was not as insignificant as...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/16/2014 5:10:17 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Hitler Finds Out About Field Marshal Gruber's Loose Lips (Video)

    11/15/2014 11:59:01 PM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 18 replies
    Breitbart "The Conversation" ^ | November 15, 2014 | Debra Heine
    Courtesy of Michelle Obama's Mirror, Der Fuhrer is not pleased to find out Field Marshal Gruber has spilled the beans on the ObamaCare deceptions and called the American people stupid. "That pointy headed twit! I knew he couldn't keep his mouth shut!" Hitler roars. Enjoy
  • Michael Savage Classics: Non-nudist homosexuals getting fed up with nudist homosexuals in S.F.

    11/15/2014 9:22:35 PM PST · by Adam Taxin · 4 replies
    The Savage Nation ^ | Michael Savage
    The title says it all. About "liberalism is a mental disorder" in San Francisco's Castro District From "The Savage Nation" (Monday, November 20, 2012 edition) Quite amusing, worth a listen...
  • Eraly Dem Front runner for 2016 [Satirical Parody]

    11/15/2014 11:08:36 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 6 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 15, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
    Hanks a bit shy about his skills and leadership potential and thus has not announced yet...so i thought I;d give em a hand.....
  • Gruber Apologizes for “Indelicate Phrasing” [satire]

    11/15/2014 9:47:50 AM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    MIT professor Jonathan Gruber, the boastful architect of Obamacare, apologized for what he termed “my indelicate phrasing in defense of the Affordable Care Act. I should never have publicly called American voters ‘stupid.’ I sincerely regret that I have been caught on tape using this kind of language.” “However, this does not mean that the underlying concept behind this legislation was incorrect,” Gruber insisted. “The fact of the matter is that the average American isn’t fit to decide whether he needs health insurance or to choose a plan that is adequate for the collective well-being of society. Individuals left to...
  • ANOTHER "Gruber" Video: Hitler Finds Out Field Marshal Gruber Spilled the Beans

    11/15/2014 7:30:47 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 35 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-15-2014 | MOTUS
    Is there anything better than liberal arrogance flaunted so proudly it bites you in the butt? I think not.ObamaCare for Dummies, by DummiesSo I hope Jonathan Gruber thoroughly enjoyed shooting his mouth off on camera over and over, in that self-aggrandizing way only our big brained betters have. Because I know we sure as heck are. I must say, it’s quite refreshing to see this sort of accidental transparency reveal one of the NeoComs™ basic organizing principles: the ends justify the means.And has anyone else noticed that the bolder they get, the more totalitarian they sound? So when Sowsear1 pointed...
  • ENOUGH ALREADY: Deport Kardashians to Armenia

    11/15/2014 4:19:38 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 33 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Today I'm reading the Saturday New York Post, and there's still a front-page story on KK's booty exposure -days after the repellant publicity stunt- THEN the next 'big' story is what her sister thinks of what she did: 'If you've got it, flaunt it', says Kourtney... Yes, it's difficult for even the most fervent First Amendment advocate not to feel the need to deport the all the Kardashians and scrape American media clean of any reference to 'news' regarding these people, which was never anything more than chewing gum for the mind anyway... the flavor is gone in 30 seconds, then on to...
  • This..Just In...from Ferguson [Satirical Parody]

    11/14/2014 5:01:47 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 116 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 14, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • Democrats Disagree over Executive Order for Amnesty [satire]

    11/14/2014 3:42:12 PM PST · by John Semmens · 23 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is crosswise with President Obama over the proper sequence of events regarding amnesty for illegal immigrants. “I have implored the President to forestall taking any executive action to legalize these undocumented residents until after we get Republican cooperation on next year's budget,” Reid said. “My advice has been to get the money first. Then he can do whatever he wants on amnesty. There'd be no way the GOP could stop him.” Reid complained that “all my sensible arguments seem to be falling on deaf ears. The President says he doesn't need Congress to...
  • Obamacare: Brought to you by Forrest Gruber (6 images)

    11/14/2014 10:31:07 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-14-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Big thanks to fellow Freeper killermosquito for the idea
  • Exactly who is Field Marshal Gruber calling stupid?

    11/14/2014 7:18:36 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-14-2014 | MOTUS
    Ordinarily a big brained college professor telling us that we are stupid wouldn’t be particularly newsworthy. “This bill was written in a tortured way to make sure the CBO did not score the mandate as taxes,” said Gruber. “Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. Call it the stupidity of the America voter, or whatever.” Butt when the big brain is Herr Jonathan Guber, MIT Professor of Economics1 and Field Marshal of Big Guy’s Operation Obamacare assault on our formerly great American health care system – and by doing so reveal the fundamental fraud at the heart of that...
  • TGIF Toons

    11/14/2014 3:25:52 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 14 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • When Obamacare meets "classic" SNL...

    11/13/2014 9:53:39 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-13-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Here's Jim Gruber, the architect of Obamacare who admitted that lying, as well as counting on the stupidity of American voters liberals, was essential to passing the bill.Thanks to GraceG for suggesting the mashup with SNL's MacGruber...
  • A Magic–O Mystery Tour

    11/13/2014 6:20:12 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-13-2014 | MOTUS
    Now that he has moved on to Burma shall we discuss Big Guy’s triumphant Chinese trip? How can I call it “triumphant” you ask? Bo in Burma: give that boy a cup of hot cocoa and we’ve got our next pajama boyWell, wouldn’t you consider it a triumph when you’ve finally accomplished your prime objective of fundamentally transforming America? You may recall that Barry has always ascribed to the theory that America is too powerful, too assertive and too advantaged by it’s military capabilities and economic might. So when the handiwork of his past 6 years - overseeing the decline in...
  • Funny cartoon about burglary

    11/12/2014 6:01:41 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 14 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    The way the cartoonist drew the smile on the husband is priceless...
  • The Michael Jordan of Presidents…

    11/12/2014 5:31:14 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    When someone is so good at something that they're in another universe much less another league they're considered the Michael Jordan of that particular thing...I thought this application of it worked well :-)
  • Rules are for nice little people; I learned that on the playground.

    11/12/2014 6:20:59 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-12=2014 | MOTUS
    Why, you ask, is Lady M doing promos with Penguins?Simple; after a brutal round of campaigning for losers in the midterms she felt the need to get her mojo back. So she put on her big girl dress,and threw her multiple assets into her good works programs for the week:First she honored art teachers for after school programs where kids can learn things like animation, then she appeared with Doc McStuffins, a Disney character of color who takes care of a batch of stuffed animals.Then she appeared at a Joining Forces seminar to address women veterans transitioning to civilian life:If...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    11/12/2014 3:41:58 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Ten Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYC [satire of Shoshana Roberts video]

    11/11/2014 5:29:19 PM PST · by grundle · 18 replies
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4
  • Hitler Learns About the Midterm Election

    11/11/2014 1:49:51 PM PST · by Zakeet · 31 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 10, 2014
    Der Furher found out what happened ... and was not amused
  • City Seizes Art Studio [satire]

    11/11/2014 8:29:47 AM PST · by John Semmens · 58 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    The Philadelphia Redevelopment Authority (PRA) has received court approval of its seizure of the art studio of James Dupree. It plans to bulldoze it and sell the land to a private grocery chain. Despite renovating a dilapidated warehouse and converting it into an attractive and bustling center for artistic expression, Dupree’s property rights are being sacrificed to the PRA’s vision of what the City needs. “It’s a question of whether the rights of the collective community should take precedence over the rights of a single individual,” PRA Executive Director Ed Covington explained. “Far more people will eat the food sold...
  • Happy Veterans Day: 2014

    11/11/2014 6:05:14 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-11-2014 | MOTUS
    There are scant words to adequately acknowledge the men and women who have served our country, especially in times of war, so let me simply say thank you.Of course, our FLOTUS has always been able to find unique ways to express her sentiments such as this memorable 2009 ensemble:Concept: military style coat and bootsReality: Smurf style coat with Paddington Bear mukluks Please find your own unique way to honor our courageous veteran’s today. It need not be flashy.  (Veteran’s Day: Remembering Why We Fight) Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 
  • When Napoleon Met His Waterloo!

    11/11/2014 3:02:20 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 16 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    This is kinda interesting, seeing the English repel repeated assaults,  then the Prussians came-in from the east and hit the French flank: 'Every puppy has his day, everybody has to pay...' (click pic to play Stonewall Jackson) BritishBattles.com   Reddit   YouTube