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  • The Sheep Demand a New Sheepdog

    03/25/2017 7:32:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-25-17 | MOTUS
    That’s the concept anywayLet’s be clear: When your party holds the Presidency and you are Speaker of the House your role is that of a sheepdog. You are to round up your flock and get them to vote in a block.Round up the Red Shirts!Of course if your busy playing games with the other dogs in the pack,and if you promise to repeal and replace Obamacare but deliver a Trojan Horse instead…well, your sheep might decide to take a flyer. To say that Speaker Ryan failed is an understatement. Let’s face it, you had one job…And it was D.O.A. We need...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.25.2017

    03/25/2017 5:42:17 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.25.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Hard starboard! No, make that port! No, starboard! No, wait…: That crashing sound you heard around 2:30 CT Friday was the GOP’s chances of holding both houses of congress in 2018 running upon the shoals of Obamacare. Unlike the Democrats in Congress, Republicans have always had a very hard time goose-stepping in lockstep on any piece of legislation – unless it is simply a repeal bill they know will fail in the senate – and the party’s pitiful congressional leadership couldn’t hold the caucus together. Thus, as is so often the case with a Republican congress, it proves yet...
  • Pop Quiz: Civics

    03/24/2017 6:38:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-24-17 | MOTUS
    Pop Civics Test1. Which is worse: a) The Russians “hacking” the election as they have since the beginning of the Cold War orb) Your own government hacking the campaign of the of the sitting President’s political opponent(s)? If you think this is a tough question you’re probably a liberal and can’t correctly define “fascism” either.Hint: one presents a Constitutional crisis, the other doesn’t. 2. Is “sanctuary” status for illegal aliens who have committed crimes sanctioned by the Constitution? Or even by common sense? a) Yes b) NOc) HELL NO Correct answer to #1 is b, why do you even ask?...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.24.2017

    03/24/2017 4:20:35 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.24.2017 | David Blackmon
    - It’s seeming increasingly likely that House Speaker Paul Ryan is indeed working to sabotage the effort to repeal and replace Obamacare, as has long been rumored. Absent that motivation, it’s hard to explain why any Speaker would call a vote for what is supposed to be one of his two top priorities for the session before he knows he has the votes in-hand. But that’s exactly what the Speaker did yesterday, only to cancel the scheduled vote late in the afternoon when it became obvious the voters weren’t there. A very smart lawyer once told me that you don’t...
  • What’s So Hard About Repeal and Replace

    03/23/2017 7:45:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 22 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-23-17 | MOTUS
    <p>I find myself increasingly ambivalent about the fate of the RyanCare bill. I don’t relish handing the media another reason for a 2 week news cycle bashing of the President; on the other hand this is not what I signed on for and I’m betting it’s not what you signed on for either.</p>
  • Meme: Adam Schiff Learns Trump Won Again!

    03/23/2017 6:25:38 AM PDT · by nhwingut · 37 replies
    Reddit - The Donald ^ | 03/22/2017 | Couranto
    When You Learn... Trump Won Again.
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.23.2017

    03/23/2017 4:19:05 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.23.2017 | David Blackmon
    Now you know why his statement was so carefully worded.: I pointed out in Tuesday’s update that our bi-polar FBI Director’s “denial” of “wiretapping” allegations contained in President Trump’s tweets was very specific and extremely carefully worded to specifically only “deny” the exact wording contained in the tweets. Thus, Mr. Comey’s statement only “denied” that he was in possession of any evidence that “Obama” had “wire-tapped” “Trump Tower.” Nothing more. Yesterday, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-CA) demonstrated why, revealing that he had uncovered information proving that then-President-elect Trump and his transition team were indeed spied upon by the...
  • Exploring the Kingdom of Carnivores: Comparing Bears vs. Bannons in Hunting and Sense of Smell.

    03/22/2017 8:10:53 PM PDT · by poconopundit · 17 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 3/22/2017 | Pocono Pundit
    Bear. According to the number of scent receptors, the bear has the best sense of smell of all terrestrial mammals. Black bears have been observed to travel 18 miles in a straight line to a food source, while grizzlies can find an elk carcass when it's underwater and polar bears can smell a seal through 3 feet of ice.  SourceBannon. An intelligent animal who draws its prey into their own self-made traps before devouring them. Bannons are cunning at preparing bait (controversial tweets and seemingly outrageous comments) to attract partisan journalist prey.  The delicious nature of the bait causes a feeding frenzy among editors and reporters hungry for...
  • Say “Cheese”

    03/22/2017 7:56:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-22-17 | MOTUS
    Don’t believe a word you read, including this. However if you are a cheese-head and have cut it out for health reasons – because it’s “bad for you” - I have good news: As it turns out, not only is cheese not bad for you, it may in fact be good for you! The research from University College Dublin has concluded that people who eat a lot of cheese are thinner than those who don’t, and it doesn’t actually raise cholesterol levels…They found that the people who consumed the most dairy had lower BMIs, lower body fat percentages, smaller waists...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.22.2017

    03/22/2017 4:45:44 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 3 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.22.2017 | David Blackmon
    So, are you going to love the judge, or list the judge?: I don’t know about anyone else, but it is really difficult to even listen to these confirmation hearings for Judge Neil Gorsuch. The questioning and posturing by the Democrats has become so transparently fake and scripted that it’s become like watching one of those “Love it or List it” shows on HGTV. You know, one of those shows that is supposed to be “reality”, but is painful to watch because every word anyone on the show says is so obviously written by someone else and recited in a...
  • J. Edgar Comey: “Such Men Are Dangerous”

    03/21/2017 7:50:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-21-17 | MOTUS
    So, did everyone enjoy yesterday’s kabuki theatre? Both the Comey testimony in the House and the Gorsuch hearing in the Senate was Congressional Open Mic Night at its best: pols otherwise unknown outside their home districts pontificating their respective talking points. Lately all Congressional hearings seem more like a game of reverse-rule Jeopardy: all contestants are required to ask their question in the form of an answer. Occasionally a rookie lands a seat on the panel who doesn’t follow the rules and asks real questions: Representative Elise M. Stefanik is a young, freshman republican congresswoman from the Albany New York...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.21.2017

    03/21/2017 5:20:25 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.21.2017 | David Blackmon
    This is the only possible explanation for their silence on the matter.: In his own opening statement, Judge Gorsuch remarked that “ours is a judiciary of honest black polyester.” Perpetually-aggrieved snowflakes everywhere no doubt puzzled over this remark, confused about whether to attack the Judge for being a racist, or a supporter of evil big oil companies, since polyester is derived from petroleum products.
  • Gavin the Genie explains how feminism is all his fault ~ Humor

    03/20/2017 3:38:48 PM PDT · by GraceG · 4 replies
    The Rebel Media ^ | Gavin McInnes
    Gavin McInnes as "Gavin the Genie" explains how he created the spell of Feminism to make pretty women ugly. Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPXmMNru44Q Some harsh language warning
  • Is There Anything This Man Cannot Do?

    03/20/2017 8:01:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-20-17 | MOTUS
    Trump holds such power over the Left that it is a little scary to contemplate. It actually started before the election, when liberals simply contemplated the possibility of Trump: As that reality sets in, a hallucinatory sense of slow-motion doom is descending on many liberals. (Though not only on liberals.) Victims of Trump-induced anxiety describe nightmares, insomnia, digestive problems, and headaches. Therapists find themselves helping their patients through a process that feels less like an election than a national nervous breakdown. So you can imagine the depth of their despair when Trump was actually elected. In addition to their normal...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.20.2017

    03/20/2017 4:18:09 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.20.2017 | David Blackmon
    Progressive “logic” at work: The fake news outlet The Hill published a fake op/ed by fake opinionists Lisa Graves and Arn Pearson titled, “Trump may not last a year, his Supreme Court shouldn’t last generations.” The main thesis of the piece is that Barack Obama had higher poll ratings when he nominated Merrick Garland to fill the Supreme Court’s vacant seat than Donald Trump enjoys today; thus, Neil Gorsuch should not be confirmed. I’m not kidding -read the piece here.
  • No Presidential Brackets This Year

    03/19/2017 8:16:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-19-17 | MOTUS
    For 8 long years the President of the United States would set everything else aside to study up and give ESPN his NCAA Tournament bracket picks – both the men’s and women’s so as not to be considered sexist. But now, that tradition is over:It seems President Trump has work to do and doesn’t have time. Funny, because Barry always made it look so easy -being President I mean:Shoot! Did I forget to write down my economic plan!? Again?It must have gotten lost on my desk.No worries, TOTUS will come up with something.See?Maybe the trick was knowing how to relax:The...
  • The Royal Flush

    03/18/2017 7:47:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-18-17 | MOTUS
    What does a real negotiator negotiate? Pretty much everything. Just ask German Chancellor Angela Merkel, she came for tea and left having to commit to ponying up her overdue NATO dues. Trump told Merkel he supports a "strong NATO" but added that her country and other European nations must pay their "fair share" of the costs of the alliance. "Many nations owe vast sums of money from past years and it is very unfair to the United States," Trump said in a joint news conference with Merkel after their meetings. "These nations must pay what they owe."Merkel said Germany is...
  • Today's Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) - 3.18.2017

    03/18/2017 4:49:07 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.18.2017 | David Blackmon
    Hey, Angie, how ’bout paying your bills?: President Trump met with Angela Merkel on Friday, in what observers described as a “tense” meeting. Gosh, wonder why? Reportedly, the President pressed the German Chancellor about the need for her wealthy country to actually pay its dues to NATO, which it has been under-paying for basically as long as that organization has existed. Shockingly, the Chancellor announced during their joint presser afterwards that she is now suddenly committed to doing that. Turns out, somebody just had to ask. Or more likely, demand, which would explain the “tenseness”.
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.17.2017

    03/17/2017 9:35:52 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.17.2017 | David Blackmon
    Campus Stupidity of the Week: Goes to Harvard University, where officials announced yesterday that they are eliminating the term “freshman” – because, you know, it has “man” in it – and replacing it with the far more PC term, “first year”. As if this action weren’t stupid enough, Harvard’s leadership admitted that they had been fretting about what to do about this awful injustice “for years.” Really? With all the education-related issues going on in America these days, this is what you spend “years” worrying about? I swear I don’t make this stuff up.
  • St. Patrick’s Day: And All Is Well

    03/17/2017 8:59:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-17-17 | MOTUS
    Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From a little bull in the grassToday it is quite alright to be green, But please do so responsibly. Overindulging could have serious consequences:Meanwhile, “things dressed up for St. Patrick’s Day” – which doesn’t belong and why?   And finally, I give you a tune aired every St. Patrick’s Day on Detroit’s iconic J.P. McCarthy’s morning drive time radio show: WHY PADDY'S NOT AT WORK TODAY. Also known by several different titles this Pat Cooksey classic was a centerpiece of J. P.’s annual St. Patrick’s Day morning extravaganza held in the lobby of the Fisher Theatre and...
  • Today's Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) - 3.16.2017

    03/16/2017 8:21:26 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 5 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.16.2017 | David Blackmon
    The Poster Child for congressional term limits goes completely off the rails.: Senator From the News Media John McCain went all “hey you kids, get off my lawn!” on Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul on Wednesday, accusing Sen. Paul of “working for Vladimir Putin” on the floor of the Senate. Sen. McCain’s latest crotchety temper tantrum came over a vote about letting Montenegro join NATO, a move to which Sen. Paul objects because he knows the U.S. will end up paying most of what the tiny country should pay to be in the organization. Sen. McCain apparently believes the mighty armed...
  • Snow Donuts

    03/16/2017 7:45:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-16-17 | MOTUS
    “I think it’s clear mainstream media needs to do a better job of reporting on rural America.” – Chuck Todd, NBC News Despite the fact that Stella was a blockbuster - dropping up to 4 feet of snow along with wind gusts over hurricane force throughout  many rural areas in the East -  you haven’t heard much about it. “Where’s the snowblower?” “Right outside the door, honey.”That’s primarily due to the fact that New York City was spared. And despite what Chuck Todd said everybody knows that NYC is the epicenter of the country and nothing outside it’s borders...
  • Stephen Pulls A 'Rachel Maddow'(Late Show’s Colbert Mocks Maddow Over Trump’s Taxes)

    03/16/2017 6:50:52 AM PDT · by sickoflibs · 18 replies
    youtube vid(+The Late Show vid) ^ | March 16, 2017 | The Late Show‘s Stephen Colbert
    On Wednesday night, Stephen Colbert did a great imitation of Maddow's big Trump 2005 tax expose where she wasted an hour of her audience's time and produced nothing.(video at link)
  • Impeachara: The Miracle 'Drug' For People Suffering From Trump-Induced Anxiety Disorder

    03/15/2017 10:28:52 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 4 replies
    Konbini ^ | March 15, 2017 | Alexandra Phanor-Faury
    <p>Since Trump took over the White House, there has been a slew of people complaining of anxiety and depression triggered by the elections. Therapists are calling it Post-election Stress Disorder and they are seeing a rise in patients.</p> <p>Good thing Los-Angeles-based writer/director Sam Friedlander (@samcf) has found a cure. Impeachara is the new "drug" that will help you cope with the next four years by convincing you that Trump has been impeached thus quelling your debilitating fear and anger.</p>
  • Liberals’ next great plan to thwart President Trump is arriving via snail mail

    03/15/2017 12:37:56 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 18 replies
    The Boston Herald ^ | March 15, 2017 | Howie Carr
    Beware the Ides of March, President Trump — the moonbats are planning to deluge you today with … postcards. I know, it sounds like fake news — very fake news, as Trump puts it — but apparently it’s true. Nothing else has slowed him down, so now the non-working classes are trying to set a world record for most pieces of mail delivered to a single person on one day, a million postcards. Talk about lowered expectations. A little over four months ago, these pampered pukes thought they would soon be running the world. Now they’re reduced to scheming to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-15-17 (DUmmies Hilariously React to Maddow Trump Tax 'Revelation')

    03/15/2017 10:27:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 15, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    Oh how jubilant the DUmmies were last night when Rachel Maddow tweeted that she had a copy of Donald Trump's income tax returns. Finally, FINALLY they had the documentation that would quickly lead to the impeachment of President Trump. Or so they thought. After a few minutes of being glued to her 9 PM EDT show on MSNBC, horrible reality suddenly set in. Not only would Trump NOT be impeached but Maddow revealed that Trump paid a respectable $38 million in federal taxes on an income of $150 million. Sudden but absolutely HILARIOUS deflation occurred starting just several minutes...
  • Today's Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) - 3.15.2017

    03/15/2017 8:34:46 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.15.2017 | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.15.2017 March 15, 2017 by David Blackmon Honestly, I’m not sure even congressional Republicans can screw this one up.: Congressional Democrats, after having spent the last 20 years squealing like stuck pigs about what a sacrilege it is whenever the Republicans have caused about 14% of the federal government to be shut down in a budget or debt ceiling fight, are now threatening to fight funding for President Trump’s border wall by …wait for it…wait for it…SHUTTING DOWN THE DAMN GOVERNMENT! The proper GOP response to this threat is possibly the...
  • Things You Should Never Believe

    03/15/2017 6:40:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-15-2017 | MOTUS
    A new game: It’s called Things You Should Never Believe. And why can you never believe them? Because they are always bogus, which is to say, they lie.1. CBO - The Congressional Budget Office; they lie regardless of which party is in power and cannot be trusted to be anything remotely close to accurate. Remember when they scored the Affordable Care Act? Health Reform: Remember when Democrats were promising that ObamaCare would cut the deficit by $1 trillion in its second decade? Turns out they were off by, well, about $1 trillion. And even that’s assuming that: ObamaCare's extraordinarily deep...
  • Attention College “Activists”– You ARE the Fascist You’ve Been Waiting For

    03/14/2017 7:53:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-14-17 | MOTUS
    Two things today: Diversity and Resistance, in reverse order.First, “resistance” (h/t American Digest) No, sorry, you aren’t a resistance, because USA is not a dictatorship. Nobody is persecuting you; none of your rights are being violated; no illegal purges enacted; no tortures and disappearances. You didn’t like the results of an election – and want to pretend it is illegitimate, because you don’t want to do the hard work of rebuilding a constituency alienated, “Because you thought correcting people’s attitudes was more important than finding them jobs. Because you turned ‘white man’ from a description into an insult (…) Because...
  • Don't forget to Tag your Deer

    03/14/2017 6:31:38 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 8 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 3/14/2017 | S Morstan
    Are you man enough for the hunt? Well sometimes you gain a reputation in unexpected ways. I’d like to think most fearsome reputations come about thanks to situations like this joke describes. Next time you take down a deer, maybe make extra-sure it's down before you tag 'em. See the rest of the joke here. See the rest of the joke here
  • Today's Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) - 3.14.2017

    03/14/2017 6:30:34 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.14.2017 | David Blackmon
    MSNBC will no doubt soon be offering him his own prime time talk show.: The irresponsible nitwits who run Austin’s SXSW drunk-and-traffic-fest provided a platform for the debut of an absurdly plotted “documentary” by a Michael Moore disciple named Jason Pollock, which claims to reveal ‘new evidence’ in the Michael Brown case. Despite the easily-discerned fact the film is an abject work of fiction that reveals nothing but the dishonesty of the filmmaker and incredible gullibility of its audience, riots very predictably broke out in Ferguson, MO. This gave the talking heads at CNN something to talk about other than...
  • When Everything is Normal Nothing is Normal: Part II

    03/13/2017 7:33:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-13-17 | MOTUS
    Following their success with the normalization of lesbians and gays, the enforcers of peaceful non-judgmental coexistence decided to expand the franchise. When the L and G became LGBTQIA - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transexual, Queer, Intersex AND Asexual - is when we all began obsessing over bathrooms.  “Where does it all end?” you might ask. In a normal world that would be a rhetorical question but in Progressive World, where nobody has ever heard of following an idea to its logical conclusion, it’s anything but; consider this claim that we saw yesterday:That’s right; if people can have gender identification issues it...
  • Today's Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) - 3.13.2017

    03/13/2017 6:58:12 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.13.2017 | David Blackmon
    That moment when one fake news outlet attacks another fake news outlet, as reported by yet another fake news outlet. This is getting extremely fake-complicated.: Dean Baquet, the fake editor of the fakest fakety fakey fake Newspaper of Record, the New York Times, got all sassy regarding the fake news competition yesterday. He told an interviewer with another fake news outlet – The Hill – that the new slogan adopted by the Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in the Dark”, “sounds like the next Batman movie.” Oooooh, burn!
  • Gutfeld on Trump's 1st 50 Days: 'Who Knew Putin Would Be Such a Good President?'

    03/12/2017 3:38:11 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 12 replies
    Fox News Insider ^ | March 12, 2017
    In his opening monologue, Greg Gutfeld described President Donald Trump’s accomplishments in his first 50 days. He said someone has nominated Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize and then asked, "What took you people so long?" Gutfeld mentioned the surging stock market, an increase in jobs and a decrease in illegal border crossings as some of Trump's major accomplishments so far. "Seven new planets got discovered...I mean, the guy's amazing!" Gutfeld joked....
  • When Everything is Normal Nothing is Normal: Part I

    03/12/2017 8:45:01 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-12-17 | MOTUS
    "Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state." – Noam ChomskyIronic isn’t it that Progressives embrace both?  Propaganda and bludgeons?What old Noam failed to mention was that if everything goes according to plan, propaganda becomes the bludgeon. They’ve been using propaganda for a long while to establish officially sanctioned thought on everything from global warming to immigration to sexuality. For example they’ve propagandized the notion that all forms of sexuality is normal and acceptable unless you are a small minded bigot. I’m not being judgmental here - something Progressives abhor more than the devil himself...
  • Today's Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) - 3.12.2017

    03/12/2017 7:39:08 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.12.2017 | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.12.2017 March 12, 2017 by David Blackmon Next time someone asks for your resignation, you say YES! – Preet Bharara, one of the few holdover U.S. attorneys who has been a stalwart opponent of the rampant corruption that infested the Justice Department during the Obama Administration, was fired late Saturday after he refused to assent to Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ request of all holdover U.S. attorneys to turn in letters of resignation. Bharara’s resignation may or may not have been accepted by AG Sessions, but his refusal to follow a request...
  • Vanity: Blowout Sale on Megyn Kelly Book: $3.99 Kindle Version!!!!!

    03/12/2017 5:06:22 AM PDT · by C19fan · 26 replies
    Vanity ^ | March 12, 2017 | Me
    For all you Megyn Kelly fans who wanted to read her insightful book titled "How to Sleep Your Way to the TopSettle for More" and can't wait for its appearance at Dollar Tree. Amazon has a deal for you. The kindle version is on sale today for $3.99.
  • DST: Why Can’t It Happen at 4:00 PM Friday?

    03/11/2017 7:04:11 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 38 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-11-17 | MOTUS
    The Democrat Outrage Machine - aka Mainstream Media – is busy generating outrage over Attorney General Sessions asking for the resignation of 46 U.S. attorneys appointed by former President Obama Obama. Because that sort of thing never happens in the peaceful transition of power. More proof that Trump is a Fascist!In other news: Trump will be taking an hour of our lives tomorrow at 2:00 AM as he imposes Daylight Saving Time on the country (except Arizona).And by “hoe” he means, well, you know…Who called me a Pussy?So expect more anti-Trump demonstrations across the country this weekend, because, well Trump!...
  • 2 By Floor: 'STD Tasting' And Other Dem Delights

    03/10/2017 7:25:34 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 13 replies
    MRC TV ^ | March 10, 2017 | Eric Scheiner
    If you watch activity on the floors of Congress you may be shocked by some of what you hear. With a slip of the tongue, Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-Ore.) not only sought continued taxpayer funding for abortion provider Planned Parenthood, but also funding for the organization’s efforts in offering “STD tasting and treatment.” “It’s not about abortion, it’s about something different,” DeFazio said on the House Floor Tuesday. “ It’s about breast exams, pap smears, physical exams, STD tasting and treatment…” STD tasting and treatment? That certainly is “something different.” Thanks anyway, but I’ll take a pass on federally funding...
  • Being Forced to Buy the Textbook "Sex and World Peace" (Vanity, Millennial Rant)

    03/10/2017 3:11:36 PM PST · by Ulmius · 45 replies
    Book Link ^ | March 10, 2017 | Ulmius
    Here I am on a Friday, waiting on a pizza, with a quiz due at midnight. It is true I haven't studied for this quiz yet, nor will I until the very end. However, most of the reason I have not done so is because I have not yet bought the textbook needed for next few weeks. I am 21 and working on an online undergraduate degree in International Studies, and I am paying for it with my own money that I have saved. This semester's bill for three classes, each worth three credit-hours, cost me over $3,000, and I...
  • Get Your Nappies Here Kids!

    03/10/2017 7:21:50 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-10-17 | MOTUS
    Two years ago James Madison University (Virginia) pioneered the Nap Nook: JMU has created the first ever “designated student napping center in a university setting.” Perhaps this is a backlash against the move 15 years ago to eliminate their nap time in kindergarten. You know: like daylight savings time - cut the blanket off on one end and sew it on the other.And now I see that Southern Illinois University is hosting “nap-ins” to “help students dream of diversity.” Didn’t we already do that? And aren’t we diverse enough yet?Anyway, I’m beginning to suspect that college stew-dents are napping when...
  • MAGA hats turn up in the oddest places

    03/09/2017 11:27:41 PM PST · by RegulatorCountry · 16 replies
    The_Donald ^ | March 10, 2017 | Self
    Shia Labeouf's "He Will Not Divide Us" live stream moved to an undisclosed location to display the HWNDU flag. /pol/ finds the flag using star constellations and flight patterns of planes to find it within less than 48 hours and remove the flag!
  • Who’s Bird Dogging Who?

    03/09/2017 6:48:25 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-9-17 | MOTUS
    Bird Dog - verb: gerund or present participle: bird-dogging search out or pursue with dogged determination. What, exactly, is going on with the Trump-Russian connection? Answer: we don’t know because the media is obfuscating the truth and promoting the lies. But that won’t stop them from asserting, slyly, that it’s the worst scandal since Watergate. Just don’t ask them to produce any facts to substantiate this allegation. Someone has to flush them out. Bird Dog, Flushing Out the Grouse Trump’s been itching to unleash his own inner bird dog ever since the Clinton operatives were caught “bird-dogging” his campaign events...
  • Mayor trumpets city progress (Dressed as President Trump)

    03/08/2017 5:30:11 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 3 replies
    The Baytown Sun ^ | March 8, 2017 | Matt Hollis
    Using humorous movie clips and a President Donald Trump imitation, Baytown Mayor Stephen DonCarlos gave his annual State of the City address to members of the Baytown Chamber of Commerce and many community leader Tuesday. DonCarlos talked up the major ongoing and upcoming projects in Baytown. A big one is the hotel and conference center at Bayland Island. “We have been working on the conference center on Bayland Island, and hopefully we will be able to host this event there next year,” DonCarlos said. The city has been working with Dallas-based Gatehouse Capital on the project. Once completed, the conference...
  • A Day Without Womyn, Democrats and Democrats-Lite

    03/08/2017 7:24:25 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-8-17 | MOTUS
    Two things:1. The GOP class assignment: Obamacare: Repeal and Replace. You’ve had over 6 years to work on it and this is the best you can do? Obamacare-lite? If that’s what we had in mind we would have voted for Democrats. And don’t give me the old  “it’s only phase one, we’ll fix the rest later” crap. That song was old 3 decades ago.2.“A Day Without A Women” protest: "March 8 will be the beginning of a new international feminist movement that organizes resistance not just against Trump and his misogynist policies," reads the website for the strike, "but also...
  • Style, Substance and Sustenance

    03/07/2017 7:10:15 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-7-17 | MOTUS
    In the classic debate of style v. substance I am willing to admit that the Left is winning in the style department.“Look Mom, no tape on my tie! And my trousers have a sharp crease! I WON!”Carry on as you see fit. I’m going skiing. And then I may go to Costco to pick up a $5 rotisserie chicken  to see if I can concoct yet another creative way to use this economical culinary tool. Costco Chicken Man, parking the deplaned birds.I’m trying to expand my standbys: Chicken Soup, Chicken and Dumplings, White Bean Chili , Green Chili Chicken Enchiladas...
  • March 8th counter protest Idea: "Make Great Americans a Sandwich Day"

    03/06/2017 7:31:37 PM PST · by GraceG · 29 replies
    GraceG
    So I have heard there is some dumb anti-trump Women's boycott march on march 8th. I was thinking what would be the best way to tweak these libtard losers..... Then i got an idea... "Make a Sandwich to Make America Great Again!" Find a place across from these protesting losers, setup a small folding table and chair, from a cooler produce the following items: 1 loaf of White wonder bread, 1 quart of mayo, 1 package of pre-slice prepackaged American Cheese, 1 package of sliced ham, 1 package of pre-cooked bacon, ( No filthy lettuce or other veggies ) Various...
  • Rage. And Hate: Inside the Mind of a Virtue Signaler

    03/06/2017 9:12:45 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-6-2017 | MOTUS
    <p>The following are excerpts from Ten Reasons Why I Am No Longer a Leftist, a 2014 piece written by Dr. Danusha V. Goska. I thought of Francinepink’s niece, and all of the other virtue signalers out there as I read it.  It was recently republished on Watts Up With That as “a primer on the hatred of climate skeptics.”</p>
  • Trump's America: Eastern Market plot "reserved for future internment camp”

    03/05/2017 8:09:09 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 14 replies
    Metro Times ^ | March 5, 2017 | Violet Ikonomova
    A sign bearing a presidential seal has been posted on a fenced-off plot in Eastern Market designating the area the site of a “Future Internment Camp.” Printed in dull government hues and scrawled with President Donald Trump's signature, the sign citing "Executive order 9066" almost appears real. Fortunately, it’s not. But the street artist behind the message says the notion that Trump will someday put people in detention centers for their ethnicity is not farfetched. The sign on Winder Street near Orleans was created by Plastic Jesus, a Los Angeles-based artist known best for public works of social commentary. A...
  • “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

    03/05/2017 8:15:57 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-5-2017 | MOTUS
    I’m Not Tired Of Winning Yet but I’ll tell you what I am tired of and that’s having to fight, constantly, after winning. Especially when, as Charles Krauthammer put it: It’s Not the ‘Deep State,’ It’s ‘Revenge of the Losers.’ I don’t think there is any question that the former president was intent on leaving behind landmines. And you are right, the NSA stuff is curious. Normally, when NSA is listening in on a foreigner, they take great care to redact any American involved. The NSA is not supposed to spy on Americans. Here it was the reverse, and there...