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Corpus Christi, TX—In a bold, yet prosperous move, Don Quixoté Bus Lines will now be the official carriers of illegal immigrants. The move comes on the heels of a deal struck with Mexican President Felipe De Jesus Calderon Hinijosa to carry patrons from the Mexican border to cities across the fruited plains. Don Quixoté was a local tourist bus that has now fallen on hard times. And in the darkest economy since Franklin Roosevelt’s regime, Don Quixoté is reaching out to save the small tourist bus line. With their profit margins shrinking, they have no choice but to jump into...

EMPEROR ZEROZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA So it seems Emperor Zero was on with Oprah Windbag last night, and she asked him to give himself a grade for this, his first year in office. Mr. Modest gave himself a "good solid B plus." He added that if ObamaCare passes, he would tip that up to an "A minus." What kind of a report card do the DUmmies give Dear Leader? Now you would think at a place called DEMOCRATIC Underground, the Democrat President would score very high. Think again, Einstein! The DUmmies give Zero an "EPIC FAIL"! At least a lot of...

Obama is effeminate.

Mr. Woods is no longer a tiger, he is a Cheetah!

So far... Funny Cartoon. Another example of the media blowing things up, for no reason other then ratings.

California Senator Diane Feinstein (D) rebuffed criticisms that forcing all taxpayers—even those who believe it is murder—to pay for abortions is morally wrong. “Morality isn’t something we can leave up to the individual,” Feinstein said. “People have all kinds of crazy ideas about what is or isn’t moral. It’s up to the government to settle on a common moral code for society. It is the citizen’s responsibility to support the government’s decision, even if he or she personally disagrees. So, yes, most definitely, if congress passes a law requiring taxpayers to fund abortions it is everyone’s moral obligation to support...

SOME ARE SOBER, OTHERS HAPPY. ~ DAVE WEINBAUM WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.. " ~Frank Sinatra More...

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Ebenezer Scrooge, or just Scrooge, has often been portrayed as a miserly Conservative. However, a closer examination of the skinflint character from Charles Dickens's Christmas classic, A Christmas Carol, reveals that, on the contrary, Scrooge is a progressive. Here are eleven reasons why Scrooge is a progressive. 1) Scrooge relies on government programs to handle poverty. And the Union workhouses demanded Scrooge Are they still in operation? The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full then? said Scrooge. 2.) He ignores private charities as the most effective way to help people in need. I help to support the establishments...

Post your favorite Christmas parody. Like The 12 Pains of Christmas!!!It can be any funny Christmas song along with the parody songs..Lets keep it clean as children do read these posts with their parents..

Tiger Woods is in a world of hurt! He's been busted cheating on his wife with ten women, his endorsements are drying up and his public image is shot! What's he going to do to repair all this? Simple! He'll follow the same game plan of every other morally bankrupt celeb in damage control mode! NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit is web site and please refrain from copying the cartoon within this thread! Thanks a bunch!

President Barack Obama judged last summer’s subsidies to new car buyers “one of this nation’s most successful programs, ever. At a cost of only $30 billion, we were able to induce 700,000 people to buy new cars—both stimulating the economy and helping to reduce air pollution. It’s an unprecedented accomplishment, one unmatched by any previous administration.” Gene Sperling, senior counsel to Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, contended that “the decision to go ahead with the program in the face of the relentless opposition from free market fanatics has to rank as the most courageous decision by a US President since Lincoln’s...

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White House press secretary Robert Gibbs defended the Obama Administration’s continued efforts to blame the previous Bush Administration for current domestic and foreign policy problems. “If we say it’s Bush’s fault, if the media report it’s Bush’s fault, and if the public believes it’s Bush’s fault, then who’s to say it isn’t Bush’s fault?” Gibbs reasoned. “After all, as Dr. Phil tells us, ‘there is no reality—only perception.’” Of course, TV’s pop psychologist “Dr. Phil” isn’t the most famous advocate of the idea that perception is the reality. That title would have to go to chief Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels,...

Given today's Rasmussen presidential tracking poll, it looks like this bumble doesn't bounce but rather smothers himself in his own snow job.

Famous and outspoken investment guru, Jim Rogers, was interviewed by CNBC's Maria Bartiromo on December 10, 2009, and gave two big thumbs down to the Obama administration, the Federal Reserve, and the Treasury Department's handling of the U.S. economy. Specifically, Rogers referred to the Obama doctrine that contends we must "spend our way out of the recession." The interview took place against the backdrop of Tax-Cheat Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner's announcement that TARP would be extended into next year. Below are a few of Roger's gems (the Tiger Woods quote is a classic), as well as the VIDEO of the...

Remember all the excitement over the "unveiling" of ReidCare in the Senate a few days ago? Harry Reid came as close to gleeful as he ever gets (which means a bit less gloomy than usual) when he announced his new "consensus" healthcare bill which entails expanding MediCare coverage to folks as young as 55? He made it appear that there was a new momentum on a health bill. Only one problem. The Associated Press revealed that ReidCare contains rationing. So if you need end of life care, forget it. Too expensive. This was the argument against the death panels...

Senator Mary Landrieu (D-La) rejected the notion that determining the Constitutionality of pending legislation was part of her job. The Senator’s shucking of this responsibility came in response to a questioner asking her where in the US Constitution is there the authority for congress to force people to buy health insurance. “My job is to get all I can for my constituents,” Landrieu argued. “Unlike most of my peers, I got $300 million in added benefits for my constituents in exchange for my vote in favor of the health care bill. I’m not going to let myself be bothered by...

Current TV, the independent cable network led by former VP Al Gore aired this cartoon parody of Obama's acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize. The cartoon character Thorbjorn Jagland is just a tad reluctant to hand over the medal to Obama in light of the decision to send additional troops to Afghanistan. The decision "feels very Bushy." Evidently Al and libs have a hard time with the decision despite Obama's repeated campaign promise to focus on finishing the job in Afghanistan. Is it me or did everyone who voted for Obama just hear what they wanted to hear during that...

Tired of waiting for Congress to pass the “Cap-and-Trade” bill, the US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced it will initiate its own measures to control carbon dioxide emissions. The thrust of the EPA’s approach will be to determine a carbon emissions “budget” for every individual household and assess fines and penalties for those whose emissions exceed an allowable amount. EPA administrator Lisa Jackson acknowledged that this approach would be more costly than a cap and trade system, but defended it as “leverage to induce Congress to take action. Carbon dioxide is the most dangerous pollutant because there are so many...

It should be pretty obvious that President Obama and his Dem-run congress want no part of what most of America is screaming for: A free republic with a smaller government footprint not the enormous one currently stomping anyone in its path. According to Rasmussen Polls, 71% of voters say they are angry at the government and 46% describe themselves as very angry. Reversals from the Obama 2008 juggernaut were huge in Virginia and leftist New Jersey , yet the Dems in charge don’t care. The leaders will knowingly sacrifice their own Dem Reps and Senators in upcoming races as long...

Now this is a novel idea on how to address matters of foreign policy and national security. Instead of negotiation or even warfare, perhaps we can iron out our difficulties over a friendly game of ping-pong. Just like these people demonstrate: [video, after the jump]

OK, so it may not have worked out quite to plan for Michaele and Tareq Salahi. Their reality TV hopes look, if possible, ever more desperate in the light of today’s reports suggesting they’ve been busted trying to settle a $2,000 debt with a fake designer watch. But hey, at least, in the words of White House Party Crashers, they got to “shake their booties with the most powerful people in America!” And newly beefed-up White House security needn’t stop you doing the same, since AddictingGames (the online genius’ behind ‘Tiger Parking Slam’) have just launched this new game based...

From the Tonight Show.

Sarah Palin upstages the venerable William Shatner on the Tonight Show w/Conan O'Brien.. Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2cYKQHPyzw

Chin up: Arrogant Obama. Chin Down: Obsequious Obama.

If you like Star Trek you might like this little video! (my daughter did it!)MrSpock

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If you can't find a job thank Obama

I just received a breathless e-mail from Erin Neff and Brian Fadie of the very liberal ProgressNowNevada, bragging about how their group stood up to Sarah Palin at her book signing in Reno. Dear Friend, There were eight inches of snow. It was 10 degrees. But that didn't stop us from shining the light of truth on Sarah Palin when she came to Reno on Wednesday night.Our members braved the elements because the truth matters. And, thanks to our stalwarts in Reno, we helped make sure the good people of northern Nevada got to see the real Palin. http://rgj.com/article/20091209/NEWS/91209016&OAS_sitepage=news.rgj.com%2FbreakingnewsWe even...

Please, don't let young children view this. They might end up scarred for life.

Lindsay Vonn's dual victories at Lake Louise over the weekend have drawn sharp criticism from ranking Democrats, followed by  demands for an inquiry into the troubling incident. President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder held a press conference announcing an investigation into Vonn's motives. "America has been arrogant in the past," stated the president. "We need to atone and ask for forgiveness. These victories in the women's downhill events send the wrong message to the world - that America is still arrogant and seeks to win. For this  I intend to apologize directly to the IOC." ~ Eric Holder supported the...

After seeing the nausea inspiring dress Michelle Obama wore to the Nobel reception for her Zero, I am forced to admit something disturbing. As the great Christopher Walkin would say, I got a fever and the only prescription is more boob belt!

If you use Twitter, be sure to head on over today and have some fun with #ObamaFriday!

The DUmmies are revolting! Well, OK, you already knew that. No, what I'm talking about is "revolting" as in THE REVOLUTION!!! The DUmmies are ANGRY! They're up in arms! They're ready to hit the streets! DUAC! DUAC! So before we begin, let's sing this Ode to the Angry DUmmie: THAT'S A DUMMIETune: "That's Amore"When the Moonbats go wild With the sh*t that they've piled, That's a DUmmie. When they've plain lost their heads Like they've gone off their meds, That's a DUmmie. Hopes will fly, Soaring to the sky, rising way up high Like a giant sequoia. Hands will...

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You can't go wrong with a .45 caliber 1911 in a Charles Dickens play, right? Well? Note: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and please refrain from copying the cartoon within this thread. Thanks y'all!

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Obama explains to a bipartisan meeting at the White House on Wednesday how much better things are these days, and admonished Republican leaders for “trying to frighten the American people”... After seeing the chart, even House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) expressed his satisfaction at and complete agreement with the President’s incontrovertible proof.

We all know someone like President Barack Obama. You know… the kind of person who tells a whopper of a lie, then leaves before you have a chance to call him on it. I think that’s why Obama is the most traveled President in history at this point in his Obamanation of a Presidency… Immediate case in point: Where is President Hope and Change today? Why, he’s off to Norway to pick up his Nobel Peace prize and insult the king. Look back across the few days and you’re bound to find some outrageous statements from Obama, knowing he would...

Three hilarious short parody clips: Obama tells the truth about his birth!/ Flygate /Dark humor and political message merge in "This Old Gray Granny", a stirring, funny song parody from South Florida branch of activist group, Raging Grannies! "I guess we'll have to shoot Granny now"!

I do not see any of them signing up... If it passes it should be mandatory.

I remember my anger and confusion. Thinking to myself, "how could any rational, educated person support a man who has no executive experience? Who worked with the Democrat Socialists of America? Who represented ACORN as an attorney? ACORN! The antithesis of all things American, undermining the integrity of our very voting system! After the election, I recall a bitter taste in my mouth. Scrutinizing my neighbors. Questioning them, mentally, as to their motives. More than a year later, the Obama bumper stickers and signs have all but disappeared. The economic disaster, endemic to any Socialist strategy -- and especially that...

The smartest dogs in America don't approve of Obama.

en⋅ti⋅tl⋅i⋅tis [en-tahy-tl-ahy-tis] noun. a psychosis characterized by the subject’s inability to discern rights from entitlements, most common among proponents of “social or redistributive justice.” Commonly diagnosed alongside fairmania*, patients afflicted with entitlistis are functionally incapable of distinguishing the concept of unfettered access from the concept of provision. A contemporary example would be the inability to discern the right to access healthcare services from an entitlement to receive those services at a cost reduced or waived.

I thought this clip would lift our spirits with everything that is going on. Classic clip. I love Don Rickles

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pResident Obeyme begins another busy day in the Oval Office by firing up his Mac IIci to check the day’s news. His Virginia Slim smolders between drags in a battery-powered ionic smoke-arresting ashtray nearby. [Obama, to himself] “Let’s see what the world has to say today” A list of news topics slowly scroll by in his browser: Climategate scandal widens, casts doubt on “settled science” pResident Obeyme skips Copenhagen to urge passage of BarryCareMore white sluts announce relationships with TigerObama’s approval ratings leaving marks in toilet bowlCopenhagen prostitutes to offer free “services” to Globull Warming Conference attendees.The pResident’s eyes pop...