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  • Humor: Obama needs to get more serious about Islamic State opportunities

    08/31/2014 11:48:25 AM PDT · by DanMiller
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | August 31, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Editor’s note: This is a guest post by my (imaginary) friend, the Very Honorable Ima Librul, Senator from the great State of ConfusionUtopia. He expresses leftist perceptions of magical reality with refreshing clarity, for which we thank him.  Senator Librul is a founding member of CCCEB (Climate Change Causes Everything Bad), a charter member of President Obama’s Go For it Team, a senior member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and Chairman of the Meretricious Relations Subcommittee. He is also justly proud of his expertise in the care and breeding of green unicorns, for which his Save the Unicorns Foundation has received substantial Federal grants. We are honored to have...
  • “Ask not for whom the bell tolls” I think you know...

    08/31/2014 8:01:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-31-2014 | MOTUS
    “Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself.” - Jean-Francois RevelAlthough it’s the wrong holiday,the theatrical reference of the century comes to us this Labor Day weekend via Instapundit’s Facebook friend: “What is happening now is basically America’s version of “It’s a Wonderful Life.” The President of the United States — supported to an exceptional extent by an electorate both uncomprehending and untrusting of the outside world — is Clarence the Angel, and he’s showing us what the world would be like if we’d never been born…”...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    08/31/2014 4:11:16 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 31 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • If wishes were horses our cart would have a driver.

    08/30/2014 8:24:40 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-30-2014 | MOTUS
    At the #BeigePressConference, it became eminently clear that “the strategy thing” is above Big Guy’s pay grade: “I don't want to put the cart before the horse. We don't have a strategy yet,” before elaborating, “I think what I’ve seen in some of the news reports suggest that folks are getting a little further ahead of what we’re at than what we currently are.”  Imagine if Donald Rumsfeld had uttered that line! Or better yet, George W. Bush! Butt I digress; since we prefer to be led from behind,Head ‘em up, move ‘em on! and since Val is still on...
  • Obama's Labor Day Weekend: Three Fundraisers and an MSNBC Wedding

    08/29/2014 10:31:06 PM PDT · by Michael.SF. · 26 replies
    Breitbart (Via Drudge) ^ | Aug 29, 2014 | Charlie Spiering
    President Obama has a busy Labor Day weekend planned as he leaves on Air Force One for New York later this afternoon. Saturday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are expected to attend the wedding of MSNBC’s Alex Wagner to his personal White House Chef Sam Kass. The wedding will be held at the Blue Hill at Stone Barns, a Westchester County farm-to-table restaurant in New Rochelle, New York.
  • A New Game Show: Tweet Like Your Favorite Famous Person

    08/29/2014 6:25:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-29-2014 | MOTUS
    In case you missed it, GreetingsFromYonkers posted an insightful comment late Wednesday night on the limitations of Twitter in a semi-illiterate age: “Gosh, wholly apart from whether we do or don't know what we do or don't know, I have an even more basic issue with Twitter.It's the 140-character limit. Frankly, most people are not literate enough to work around this roadblock, which calls for exceptionally high vocabulary and syntax skills. Thus tweets end up being an incomprehensible mélange of clichéd abbreviations, or extremely superficial.Let's all close our eyes and imagine what Twitter would be like in the hands of...
  • TGIF Toonz

    08/29/2014 3:24:38 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 29 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Scared Scientists: The Moving Portraits which Will Change Forever Your Views on Climate Change

    08/28/2014 12:32:53 PM PDT · by Sir Napsalot · 89 replies
    Breibart London ^ | 8-28-2014 | James Delingpole
    First they showed us the melting ice caps. But we just said: "Yeah. It's what ice does in summer." Then they showed us the drowning polar bears. But we just said: "Proves nothing. And anyway the polar bear population has increased fivefold in 50 years, which hardly sounds like a species under threat." Then they showed us the Hockey Stick. But we just laughed and made amusing videos about Michael Mann. But then, they showed us their ultimate weapon: grainy, arty, black and white portraits of climate scientists with concerned expressions on their faces. It was then that we knew...
  • Truthiness or Consequences

    08/28/2014 6:46:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-28-2014 | MOTUS
    Take a bow Stephen Colbert, your fake news show term “truthiness” has just been adopted by your government. It’s been shortened to “truthy” and is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the old “Attack Watch” organization which was later acquired by the newly incorporated “Truth Team.” (I explained how this worked back when the merger was originally announced in 2012.)  In case you’ve forgotten, the role of those totally impartial organizations was to turn Right Wingers in to the authorities for telling lies about Big Guy - so the IRS could audit them.  “The Truth Team is a network of supporters...
  • Strange Military/Police Uniforms of the World

    08/28/2014 3:16:04 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 22 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | Reaganite Republican
    Swamp Man vs. the Evil Jooz: Iranian sniper unit More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Emmy rumors putting Obama in Killer Rabbit's path

    08/27/2014 9:55:10 AM PDT · by Sir Napsalot · 13 replies
    Chicago Tribune ^ | 8-26-2014 | John Kass
    Now that entertainment reporters have piled on President Barack Obama with their absolutely bogus stories about him attending the Emmy Awards, one thing seems certain:. Obama's Killer Rabbit moment is fast approaching. Most likely the Killer Rabbit will chase him down on some wide green fairway as he plays golf with former professional athletes. The athletes might still be quick. But the Killer Rabbit is inexorable. Killer Rabbits are half metaphorical, half real beasts. They may look like cuddly cottontails. But they're politically vicious, cunning, wriggly and impossible to catch. And when they attack, they show their big, sharp, pointy...
  • In Which We Wonder About Things

    08/27/2014 7:14:28 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-27-2014 | MOTUS
    My high school physics teacher used to tell us that in order to understand physics you first had to be curious.   His First Directive was “wonder about things.”  I bring this up only because it is a source of constant amazement to me how uncurious everyone around Big White is - and by “everyone”  I do mean EVERYWON. They receive a lot of information in their newsfeed that they tweet, text and Instagram on to others, along with an original witticism when the spirit moves them. If the “news” comes from a trusted source, i.e. somebody in their Twittersphere, they...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    08/27/2014 3:23:05 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 27 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Humor of Latest Bulgarian Fad -Vandalism of Soviet-Era Monuments- Lost on Kremlin

    08/26/2014 9:04:46 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 26 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    The Russians -well known for their great sense of humor (especially when you're making fun of them)- have loudly complained to the Bulgarian government for not-the-first-time re. the ongoing vandalism offensive against (offensive) USSR-era monuments glorifying the Soviet Red Army, the Bulgarian Red Army, and/or socialism in general that still dot the bleak post- communist landscape of the EU's poorest country. One gets the feeling they might have done a bit better by now economically if not for the damage wrought by 40 years of communist stagnation- they seem to think that too, as evidenced by the Bulgarians' disgust...
  • Mellon-Head Sharpton Transforms Funeral Into "Pimp My ‘Died’"

    08/26/2014 6:18:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 22 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-26-2014 | MOTUS
    August 25 shall henceforth be know as the "Day of Rage" (brought to you by the Justice Brothers®) – a day on  which we commemorate the slaughter of Michael Brown, the "gentle giant" who was just starting to get his life back together after graduating from Anger Management class. Given that Michael roughed up 2 men in less than an hour before he was gunned down after assaulting a police officer in cold blood we can only assume he didn’t graduate in the top quintile of his class.Butt this isn’t about Michael, it’s about the men who came to honor...
  • A Comprehensive Case for Public Book-Burnings:

    08/26/2014 3:23:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 26 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • State Department Barbie: She’s Come Undone

    08/25/2014 6:47:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 63 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-25-2014 | MOTUS
    Okay, I ignored your complaints at first. I resisted your demands that the spokesmouths for the State Department be demoted from their JV status to intramural. However, based on this recent statement by Marie Harf –  darling of the Mo Beta Sorority of the Traveling Pants – I’ve been forced to reconsider my position: Thursday at the daily briefing, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf declined to acknowledge ISIS’ declaration of war with the Untied States of America.When a reporter said,”The reality is ISIS has announced it’s in a war against America,” adding, “Right or wrong that is what they are...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-14 (VIDEO: Freeloading DUmmie Goes BERSERK When Dad Shreds Video Games)

    08/24/2014 7:05:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2014 | PJ-Comix
    I absolutely can't get enough of watching this VIDEO over and over and over again. I mean try watching it just once. It's impossible because you have to watch it many times over just to convince yourself that you saw what you just saw. And it is absolutely HILARIOUS. Perhaps the FUnniest video I've seen in a long time. Okay, why do I claim that this guy is a DUmmie? Well, he definitely has the DUmmie mindset. The sense of freeloading entitlement that so many DUmmies have. Just living in Mommy's basement or, in this case, Daddy's bedroom. Okay,...
  • Congressman Wants to Ban Body Armor

    08/24/2014 9:29:23 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 20 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Rep. Mike Honda (D-CA) has introduced legislation that would prohibit the sale, use, or possession of body armor by unauthorized persons. “Authorized persons” in Honda’s view include government law-enforcement personnel, troops, and others the government may deem worthy of such protection. “Those duly empowered to use deadly force should not have to fear that their efforts might be thwarted by the widespread availability of bullet-resistant vests or helmets,” Honda said. “The government’s capacity to suppress dangerous elements must not be diluted.” Honda dismissed the idea that law-abiding civilians could have a legitimate need for this type of personal protection—Bullet Blocker’s...
  • The War on Coal: It’s Because I’m Black, Isn’t it?

    08/24/2014 8:44:25 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-24-2014 | MOTUS
    I see that both the Farmer’s Almanac and Joe Bastardi (the other Joey B) are predicting another El Nino winter, which means a stormier and colder than normal winter, especially along the east coast. That could prove to be a bit of a problem since power companies apparently took Barry at his word that “if somebody wants to build a coal plant, they can — it’s just that it will bankrupt them.”  So they didn’t. And they’re closing the coal plants they do have: “In order to comply with the new Obama era EPA regs, American Electric Power, which supplies...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    08/24/2014 3:07:49 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 24 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Texas Governor Indicted for Abuse of Power

    08/23/2014 9:42:08 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 18 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    This past week an Austin Grand Jury indicted Governor Rick Perry (R) for abuse of power. The offending act was his veto of the budget containing funds for the salary of Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg. Perry took this action when Lehmberg refused to resign after her arrest for drunk driving. In April 2013, Lehmberg was hauled in for DUI. Tests showed her blood alcohol level to be more than three times the legal limit. Lehmberg threatened the arresting officer and deputies at the sheriff's office with the loss of their jobs for deigning to interrupt her travels. Thinking...
  • Global Unrest: Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s send #MelonHead

    08/23/2014 7:28:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-23-2014 | MOTUS
    Man what’s a guy got to do to get a vacation in around here? George W. Bush went on vacation all the time and nothing ever happened, butt Big Guy can’t cut a break. Every time we try to get away, there’s fighting, aggression and rioting around the globe: Iraq, Ferguson, Gaza, Ferguson, Ukraine, Ferguson. Wait – what - Ukraine!? Again? I thought we had put that repartition behind us. “Ukraine accused Russia of invasion today, after Vladimir Putin ordered a controversial aid convoy into the country because he could 'wait no longer'.” Boy! That sounds familiar; I guess Putin’s...
  • Repeated and Uncontrollable Failures (The unbearable sadness of climate activism)

    08/23/2014 4:28:42 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 22 replies
    Tim Blair Blog ^ | 8-16-2014 | Tim Blair
    The unbearable sadness of climate activism: Nicole Thornton remembers the exact moment her curious case of depression became too real to ignore. It was five years ago and the environmental scientist – a trained biologist and ecologist – was writing a rather dry PhD on responsible household water use. Fair enough. That would make anyone depressed. Thornton had always been easily upset by apathy towards, and denial of, environmental issues. But now she began to notice an oddly powerful personal reaction to "the small stuff" – like people littering, or neighbours chopping down an old tree. So, she's a bossy...
  • it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world...

    08/23/2014 12:41:48 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 23 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Jesse Jackson Cornered by Angry Ferguson Protesters: ‘When You Going to Stop Selling Us Out?

    08/22/2014 5:28:50 PM PDT · by TexasCajun · 20 replies
    TheBlaze.com ^ | Aug. 22, 2014 | Erica Ritz
    At least two protesters cornered Jesse Jackson at a McDonald’s in Ferguson, Mo., tearing into him for what they saw as a lack of leadership after Michael Brown’s death, according to video posted by Western Journalism. (Image via Western Journalism) “You’ve been marching all day long? We haven’t seen you marching all day long,” he said. “Are you going to pay the bond of those brothers that’s been locked up?” “Are you marching today with us, or are you just going to sit in the car?” the second protester demanded. “We ain’t seen you!” the first protester said. “When you...
  • “This Was the Moment...”...Really???

    08/22/2014 6:35:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-22-2014 | MOTUS
    As it turns out, the media shark jumping thing may have started earlier than I originally thought. The Washington Post took a small leap earlier this year with their editorial: “President Obama’s foreign policy is based on fantasy.”And earlier this summer Charles Krauthammer criticized what he called Big Guy’s “John Lennon, bumper-sticker foreign policy — Imagine World Peace” ; saying it demonstrated “wish-as-policy fecklessness from our bystander president” Due to continuing ISIS, al Qaeda, Hezbollah, Hamas, Boka Haram, et al, barbarism, the illusion of peace is experiencing technical difficulties. Still, accusing el Presidente of living in fantasy land is going...
  • TGIF Toonz

    08/22/2014 3:21:52 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • How To Really Destroy Russia's Economy

    08/21/2014 11:49:52 AM PDT · by gaggs · 9 replies
    If Obama really wanted to destroy Russia's economy and strike the fear of God in Putin in the process this is what he would do.
  • Somebody’s Jumped the Shark.

    08/21/2014 5:57:19 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-21-2014 | MOTUS
    Uh oh! Somebody’s jumped the shark, I’m just not sure who.Was it the New York Times, leading with this headline, raw and uncut:h/t Faustaoutraged…on course.Naturally that version was quickly taken down and replaced with the new editor’s new version: “Yeah, yeah, I’ve got it…Appalled…and continuing Air Strikes.” “Ok, air strikes. I’ve got it: E=Co2. Cue the carbon credits.”So can we just stop all this GOP carping about Big Guy’s vacation? He’s working all the time. His schedule is the same whether on the Vineyards or back in Washington: golf, showboating (aka “photo ops”), golf, 5 hour gourmet dinners, concerts, parties -...
  • The right has Rush Limbaugh, the left has....

    08/20/2014 11:00:33 AM PDT · by smoothsailing · 13 replies
    8-20-2014
    The right has Rush Limbaugh...The left has Lush Lehmberg...
  • The End of Pax Romana: Can I Get a Big Portabella with that?

    08/20/2014 5:49:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-20-2014 | MOTUS
    Before I continue, I would just like to point out an important and widely recognized (unless you are a “Truther”) historical note: It was Bin Laden and his band of merry Islamic Fascists who started the “War on Terror” not George W. Bush.The IFs have been fighting non-Muslims since the eleventh century and show no signs of abating of their own volition. The barbaric genocides, ethno-religious cleansings, wholesale massacres and gruesome video execution of journalists may not be sufficient to get Big Guy to go all-in, butt it does seem to be sufficient to end the Pax Romana. While Pope...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    08/20/2014 3:20:37 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 13 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • And now, a message from our Queen.

    08/19/2014 5:10:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-19-2014 | MOTUS
    Have you seen the news about QE II? No, not the Fed’s Quantum Easing I, II, and III; I’m talking about Queen Elizabeth II…our new Queen.The latest version of her edict comes to us via Michael Yon: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English...
  • Hillary and Barack Hug Away Kerfuffle

    08/18/2014 7:04:40 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    This week former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stirred up a kerfuffle in an interview published in The Atlantic magazine by implying that the Obama Administration’s foreign policy was “a directionless mess.” President Obama angrily rebuffed Clinton’s remarks as “horse shit.” However, the soothing ambiance of a gathering at a posh Martha’s Vineyard resort has dampened down combative tempers on both sides. As a spokesman for Hillary explained, “it was a case of public perception vs. core reality. Given the President’s abysmal voter approval ratings it is imperative that any Democrat who hopes to win an upcoming distance herself from...
  • Trading Places

    08/18/2014 6:57:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-18-2014 | MOTUS
    Everyone has been speculating for weeks about the reason for Big Guy’s planned mid-vaction return trip to Washington. Speculation ran rampant: to declare amnesty via executive order? To make a recess appointment of Reverend Sharpton to a newly expanded Supreme Court? The Reverend “Protest We Much”To announce martial law across the land as police everywhere continue to act stupidly?The reality however, as usual, is far more mundane:He’s simply trading Wee Won One in for Wee Won Two. You know how teenagers are: one week with Mom and Dad is about as much as they can tolerate. Who can blame them.In order...
  • Dems Push for Federal Funding of Abortions

    08/17/2014 9:47:20 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Representatives Mike Honda (D-Calif), Barbara Lee (D-Calif), Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill), Louise Slaughter (D-NY), and Jackie Speier (D-Calif) are going on a 10,000 mile bus tour to drum up support for repealing the current ban on federation money being spent for abortions. "The issue is one of simple justice," Lee argued. "Why should the option of escaping an unwanted pregnancy be denied to women who can't afford to pay for it? Human rights shouldn't come with a price tag. Criminals who can't afford a lawyer get one at taxpayer expense. Why shouldn't innocent women be treated as well?" "We should fund...
  • Hey Man, You Can’t Just Throw Things on the Fire and Walk Away!

    08/17/2014 6:41:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-17-2014 | MOTUS
    I got an email from the DNC yesterday and I totally misread the subject line: I thought it said “BBQ Barack.” BBQ with Barack Honestly, MOTUS, Labor Day weekend is always a lot of fun, but I can’t think of a better way to close out the summer than at a barbecue with Barack. He’s even been known to man the grill on occasion. And while he and I may not always agree on the best way to build a burger, we both know how critical these next few weeks are going to be for Democrats across the country. Now...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/17/2014 3:41:22 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Hamas Extends "Gift of Martyrdom" to Tunnel Diggers

    08/16/2014 9:40:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    Concerned that dozens of low-wage workers who built the maze of tunnels from the Gaza strip into Israel might reveal the locations to enemy forces, the Hamas leadership ordered their execution. Hamas spokesman Khaled Mashal justified this seemingly ungrateful reward as "a necessary precaution. There are those who would say that the measures we took to prevent these diggers' knowledge of the tunnels' locations ought to be sufficient. Yes, the workers were blindfolded before being led to and from where they were told to dig making it exceedingly improbable that any of them could lead an Israeli to a tunnel...
  • Ride on, Ride on, Ride on! Be careful though, this is unsafe at any speed.

    08/16/2014 6:38:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-16-2014 | MOTUS
    I’m assuming that, like me, you’re already kinda’ bored with the Wons bike ridin’. And have seen all you want of our DIC (Dweeb-In-Chief): Are those white anklets!?! What a dweeb! So I say we move on to an entirely different kind of Ride. Now I know, we just did this a week or so ago, butt seriously: can you ever have too many posts about classic cars? And while there are thousands of “classic car cruise nights” all across America, the biggest and the bestest takes place on the third Saturday of August in metropolitan Detroit, home of the...
  • Angry Clingers UNITE!

    08/16/2014 4:49:17 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Kerry Makes Case for Global Warming as Mankind's Greatest Threat

    08/15/2014 8:11:52 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 38 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2014 | John Semmens
    US Secretary of State John Kerry continues to baffle observers by insisting that "global warming is, by far, the greatest threat mankind faces in the 21st century." "The reason should be obvious from the term 'global' warming," Kerry said. "This means that it affects everyone. This has to put it ahead of dangers that afflict necessarily narrower categories of victims. The beheading of innocent children by ISIS in Iraq, for example, only affects thousands of people." "The threat to wipe Israel off the map and exterminate the Jews, at worst, would entail the deaths of only a few million," Kerry...
  • Improvise! Adapt! Overcome!

    08/15/2014 9:34:32 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Dancing Queens: Mama Mia!

    08/15/2014 8:31:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-15-2014 | MOTUS
    Today’s Traveling Music:Dancing Queen: ABBAWho would have predicted that in the 6th Year of Obama there would be race-fueled rioting and looting going on in America’s heartland while the American President danced and golfed on Martha’s Vineyard? You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen And speaking of Dancing Queens, I suppose you’ve heard that David Gregory is officially leaving Meet the Press in order to spend more time dancing with his family? You're a teaser, you turn 'em on Leave them burning and then you're...
  • TGIF Toonz

    08/15/2014 3:26:15 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 August 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • The "Get Out Of Jail Free" Gay Card: Don't Cross The Brain Barrier Without It!

    08/14/2014 9:02:32 PM PDT · by xuberalles
    Self | 8/14/14 | Me
    ***Drum Roll*** There’s a brand new entry into the Liberal Hall of Stupidity and it’s perhaps the most profound piece of logic ever uttered by liberal-kind! (Yes, I know there’s one every, damn day!) Apparently, if you’re gay, a student of Sappho, Barney Frank's gardner or fornicating with clones, you’re now immune to the jurisdiction and penalties of federal and state laws! Still breathing? Progressive activists, as well as some actual Congressional members, want to make it illegal to punish and/or deport gay illegal immigrants. So the same geniuses who claim “illegal” immigration isn’t illegal – it depends what the...
  • Evita's campaign bumper sticker!!

    08/14/2014 11:46:35 AM PDT · by SMARTY · 15 replies
    8-14-14 | Me
  • Alert: “The Bear is Loose” - Big Hugs To Follow

    08/14/2014 6:46:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-14-2014 | MOTUS
    You’re probably wondering how the Great Hug-Out over at Vern’s house went last night. While it started out a bit awkwardly: “I’ll never let you down again.”By all accounts Hillary apologized profusely to Big Guy, “I’m sorry I threatened to eat you, little dog. I completely forgot you were black for a minute there.”And now everything is the way it used to be:“You can stop chewing on my ear now.”And now Hilz and Beary are best friends forever again.And remember kids: Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you: Obama, we have been told, is frustrated, “restless,”...
  • Robin Williams’ Hardest Performance To Watch Now (World's Greatest Dad)

    08/13/2014 11:55:51 PM PDT · by Mount Athos · 17 replies
    Buzzfeed ^ | Alison Willmore
    He plays a father in World’s Greatest Dad, a 2009 indie written and directed by fellow comedian Bobcat Goldthwait that may be the Williams role that I love best of all. It’s also one that is, for many reasons, almost unbearably sad to revisit now, not the least because it deals with themes of suicide, but also because its emotional epiphany is so hard-fought and so uncompromised, directly dealing with how people mourn and how we sanctify the dead. Williams could go big (take Mrs. Doubtfire) and he could do weird (see his turn in Robert Altman’s live-action Popeye), but...