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  • TGIF Toonz

    07/25/2014 3:39:27 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 25 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Marine Veterans Launch Kickstarter Project to Retake Fallujah

    07/23/2014 10:27:09 AM PDT · by Noamie · 18 replies
    DuffelBlog.com ^ | Jan. 7, 2014 | G-Had
    CAMP PENDLETON, CA – A pair of former Marines have launched a Kickstarter project to raise enough money for them to travel back to Iraq and retake the city of Fallujah in time for the ten-year anniversary of the battle. “Hi, I’m Austin Jenkins and this is Joe Wood. We’re Marines, and this is our Kickstarter fund to send us back to Iraq to go f$%@ some s@$% up,” begins the now-famous video pitch featuring the two Iraq War veterans. They are seeking $1300 to fly them one-way from the U.S. to Jordan, where they intend to cross the Iraqi...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/23/2014 6:43:44 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 23 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • News Site Claims Georgia Residents Can Buy and Carry “Pulse Rifles” Under New Law

    07/23/2014 5:46:43 AM PDT · by HammerT · 22 replies
    Guns Save Lives ^ | July 21 2014 | Dan Cannon
    Trust me, I triple checked that I wasn’t reading The Onion when I saw this article come across my Facebook timeline. First off, besides the content of the article (which we’ll get to), I can almost write an entire article on the image that was included with the post. The image is of a bunch of toy model guns, including a “Pulse Rifle”, you know a completely science fiction based firearm that doesn’t exist, even a little bit. The image is accompanied by a caption that reads “These guns can be purchased anywhere in Georgia and carried into a church,...
  • Everything I know, I learned on television

    07/23/2014 4:31:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-23-2014 | MOTUS
    …except for Fast and Furious, Benghazi, NSA abuses, EPA abuses, IRS abuses,VA abuses, Bergdahl-Taliban exchange, and the invasion of our former southern border. I guess phony scandals are not included in the “things I usually know about” category.So I wonder: does he, or does he not, know about the DOJ’s suppression of the Shirley Sherrod emails? Apparently the public doesn’t have ‘any need for access to those documents,’ which seems a low standard  for any administration, even this Won, the most transparent ever.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • The Red Flag of Yellow Journalism: Cows Need Food Stamps

    07/22/2014 6:19:39 PM PDT · by xuberalles · 6 replies
    Self | 7/22/14 | Me
    Define the lunacy of the liberal Reich? Politico, the flaming slingshot of Democrats across this nation, claimed in a double fit of Espresso rage that Rick Perry was sending troops to the border to kill children? That's right, not to stop thousands of undocumented illegals streaming into a sovereign state, dare I say country, without immunizations or permission, but to kill their innocent children in hopes no one would notice? After all, that's what modern day Republican Governors do in the information age…kill children to increase the value of Snapchat. Hmm, I'm confused, are we living beneath the propaganda banner...
  • Jerry Brown for President? LOLOL!!!

    07/22/2014 10:55:34 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 29 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Advice to a Young Liberal Journalist (vanity)

    07/22/2014 10:45:38 AM PDT · by A_perfect_lady · 6 replies
    My seething mind | 22Jul14 | Moi
    So you want to write about poverty, joblessness, homelessness, and general misery in America. Let me give you some advice, and I'll cut right to the chase and be as blunt as possible. First, consider your audience. It’s white people. If you are trying to tell a sob story that ends in “we need more social services” most minorities are already on your side and the ones that aren’t have their own sources of information. You’re talking to mainstream white America, so you need to tailor your story to them. Start with a young white couple who has fallen on...
  • Arizona Anti-Abortion Law Racist Says ACLU, NAACP

    07/21/2014 6:31:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    The ACLU has filed suit alleging that an Arizona law that bars sex-selective and race-based abortions is racist. The suit was filed on behalf of the NAACP and the National Asian-Pacific American Women’s Forum. Alexa Kolbi-Molinas of the ACLU insisted that “this law has a racially disparate effect as its intent. African-Americans are nearly four times as likely to opt for abortion as the end point of a pregnancy compared to whites. Consequently, the Arizona law has a chilling impact on what should be a freely taken choice.” “The barrier to sex-selective abortions introduces a culturally insensitive affront to persons...
  • Roberts Says Wolf “too Inexperienced for Debate”

    07/21/2014 9:00:38 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Senator Pat Roberts (R-Kan) continued his refusal to debate challenger Dr. Milton Wolf prior to the upcoming August 5 primary election date on the grounds that “Wolf is not qualified to hold such a high office.” “I’ve been in this political racket for nearly 50 years,” the 78 year-old Roberts pointed out. “I didn’t just leap into the national arena as my first venture into joining the governing elite. I served on the staff of Senator Frank Carlson and Representative Keith Sebelius for over 12 years before I ran for Congress in 1980. Then I put in 16 years in...
  • Bill to Curb “Operation Choke Point” Introduced

    07/22/2014 9:11:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Rep. Blaine Luetkemeyer (R-Mo) is sponsoring H.R. 4986, the End Operation Choke Point Act of 2014. The bill aims to stem Department of Justice abuse of legitimate businesses. Under Operation Choke Point the DOJ working in concert with the FTC, FDIC, OCC, CFPB, and FBI has been intimidating banks in order to deny these financial resources to targeted commercial operations. While DOJ claims it is merely combating criminal activity, legal, but pariah businesses like firearms vending, marijuana dispensaries and check cashing firms have frequently been shut off from the banking system. The Administration opposes the bill. “Even though some businesses...
  • “Go ahead, punk, make my day.”

    07/22/2014 4:28:43 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-22-2014 | MOTUS
    I’ve heard from tons of people regarding yesterday’s  “What’s Your Superpower” post. Some who previously hadn’t realized they possessed superpowers, like HHS. Until they read my blog, HHS had contended they had “no legal authority to exclude the U.S. territories from ObamaCare.” Then (ahem) upon “reflection” HHS: discovered new (super) powers after "a careful review of this situation and the relevant statutory language," that enabled them to 'selectively exempt' American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, Northern Mariana Islands, and Virgin Islands from Obamacare. Most impressive, as up till now only Barry and DOJ were allowed to circumvent the law of the...
  • What’s Your Superpower? Besides Your Awesomeness.

    07/21/2014 6:57:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-21-2014 | MOTUS
    Don’t blame me, Blonde Gator started this last week with her pig poster:But that got me wondering: Do we all have super powers? Clearly BO does; sometimes he deploys them with nothing more than his phone. Other times, it’s just his pen. It’s awesome. Still, I remember not so long ago when he lamented being burdened with his super power: "It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower, and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled...
  • Signs of Pending Societal Collapse

    07/21/2014 6:34:11 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Intellectual Froglegs

    07/20/2014 9:23:20 PM PDT · by Mmogamer · 3 replies
    Intelluctual Froglegs ^ | 07.13.14 | JoeDanMedia
    This guy's hilarious..
  • A look inside “progressive comedy” at Netroots Nation 2014

    07/20/2014 7:08:57 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 14 replies
    Hot Air ^ | July 20, 2014 | Jazz Shaw
    This year’s edition of Netroots Nation (the supposed liberal answer to CPAC) kicked off this week, in case you hadn’t heard. (And judging by the massive lack of media coverage, you might not have.) To be honest, I have not idea what was going on at the various panels and speeches, aside from the apparently well received socialist stemwinder from Elizabeth Warren. But there was, it seems, one get together which was a real hoot, whether intentionally or not. It was a seminar called (wait for it) … Only the Jester Speaks the Truth and it was all about the...
  • Cost to House Influx of Illegals Stuns Senators

    07/20/2014 1:00:04 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 36 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 July 2014 | John Semmens
    In testimony before the Senate Budget Committee, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson shocked senators of both parties when he disclosed that it costs between $250 and $1,000 per day per person to house the illegal immigrants that have been surging across our border with Mexico. "There was an audible gasp, a bipartisan gasp," Senator Marco Rubio (R., Fla.) recounted. "I could take a luxurious Caribbean cruise every day of the year for a lower total cost. I cannot fathom why the spartan accommodations we are providing for these people should cost so much." Senate Budget Committee chairwoman Patty...
  • Progressive’s Law of “Millionaire Denialism” as explained by Kemosabe.

    07/20/2014 6:44:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-20-2014 | MOTUS
    "Those with power fight to make sure every rule tilts in their favor. That's what democracy is up against." —Elizabeth Warren Elizabeth Warren headlines the 2014 NetRoots Conference in Detroit:Right on! Right on! Right on! The most progressive wing (NetRoots) of the most progressive party convened last week in Detroit (where else?) to demand human rights for the victims of the city’s racist and inhumane water shutoffs and to unofficially acknowledge that Elizabeth Warren is Barry’s heir apparent.Lizzie took the opportunity to outline the 11 tenets of progressivism, because 11 is a nice round number: "We believe that Wall...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    07/20/2014 3:17:21 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Kopechne- The Movie

    07/19/2014 9:13:31 AM PDT · by A'elian' nation · 35 replies
    Twitchy ^ | July 19, 2114 | Brian Cates
    Lest we forget, it was 55 years ago ( July 18, 1969 ) that Ted Kennedy crawled and slimed his way to land and Armstrong landed on the moon ( July 20th). Progressives should not be allowed to forget the anniversary of the death of Mary Jo Kopechne and the real war on women. A blogger named Brian Cates on Twitchy has given a riveting accounting of the hour by hour actions of the infamous and duplicitous Ted Kennedy. At the end of the blog a poster calling himself the DivingPetrel imagined how an Oliver Stone Hollywood would re-enact the...
  • OMG, Devo Were Right!!!

    07/19/2014 6:21:44 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    'God made man... but the monkey applied the glue' -Baloo- Rare genetic mutation prevents Turkish family of 19 from being able to walk upright-- it's DE-evolution, just like Akron's finest tried to warn you about!!! Pics/more from the New Media's stand-up-guys at Reaganite Republican...
  • Move Over Jimmy, America’s Worst President Now Available in Black

    07/19/2014 5:14:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-19-2014 | MOTUS
    If not for Thursday’s .38 second special speech on the downed Malaysian airline, BO’s address yesterday might have gone down as the worst international incident speech by an American President ever. For any number of reasons, here are just a few: “By far the country that lost the most people onboard the place was the Netherlands.” – thanks BO, butt there isn’t a prize. “Now, here is what we know so far. Evidence indicates that the plane was shot down by a surface-to-air missile that was launched from an area that is controlled by Russian-backed separatists inside of Ukraine.”...
  • Songs that King Obama needs

    07/18/2014 3:54:47 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 8 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 18, 2014 | Dan Miller
    RINOs should also consider them.This is about His problems, none of which are His fault (He claims): [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm68ga5yR4w] Video linkThis explains what He needs: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtjoRpmOjc] Video linkThis is a gentle reminder about whose country America is: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqoR3yWu2k] Video link 
  • Two Presidents Address The Downing of a Civilian Airliner: Compare and Contrast

    07/18/2014 6:26:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-18-2014 | MOTUS
    This is how a 20th century U.S. President addressed the downing of a civilian airliner: This is how a more enlightened 21st century U.S. President addressed the downing of a civilian airliner:“It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy.”Translation:“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”BO’s well crafted 38 second response was completely pragmatic: after all, the plane had already crashed and burned. So what difference, at this point, does it make?America evolving: Open all night . And by open, I mean “OPEN.”Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • TGIF Toonz

    07/18/2014 3:25:43 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 18 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes [criticizes people's improper use of grammar and bad spelling]

    07/16/2014 9:45:48 AM PDT · by grundle · 20 replies
    YouTube ^ | "Weird Al" Yankovic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
  • ‘You’re a Dumbass, Aren’t You?’ MSNBC Gets Awkwardly Pranked On-Air

    07/17/2014 5:35:10 PM PDT · by markomalley · 24 replies
    Mediaite ^ | 7/17/2014 | Josh Feldman
    MSNBC’s The Cycle brought up Staff Sgt. Michael Boyd to talk with them exclusively about being an eyewitness to the crisis today involving the downed Malaysian Airlines plane reportedly shot down by a ground-to-air missile. There’s just one problem: it wasn’t Staff Sgt. Michael Boyd, it was someone pulling yet another classic cable news Howard Stern prank.Krystal Ball asked what he saw. “Boyd” said, “Well, I was looking out the window and I saw a projectile flying through the sky, and it would appear that the plane was shot down by a blast of wind from Howard Stern’s ass.”RELATED: Prankster...
  • Eric Holder Investigates Excrementous Crimes Against the Monarch

    07/17/2014 5:48:00 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 18 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 07/17/14 | William Kevin Soos
    Just when you thought it was safe to tow an outhouse float in a small town Nebraska parade which poked fun of President Obama by labeling it the PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY [sic] you find yourself the object of a federal investigation by Attorney General Eric Holder who, like his boss, has no apparent sense of humor.
  • “Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again”

    07/17/2014 5:14:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-17-2014 | MOTUS
    “Everyone jump upon the peace train” (h/t: Yusuf Islam)Everybody is speculating about why every “child” in Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras is sneaking across our former southern border. Ann Coulter believes she knows: The precise reason our borders are besieged is that the 11 million to 20 million "undocumented migrants" currently living here seem just a few more bad Marco Rubio speeches away from being legalized. And the reason they entered the country undocumentedly is that Reagan granted amnesty to 3 million illegal aliens in 1986. I’ve been noodling on this for a while and still can’t zero in on...
  • Honest Political Ads - Gil Fulbright for Senate

    07/16/2014 9:22:47 PM PDT · by Nachum · 3 replies
    youtube ^ | 7/16/14 | Represent.Us Represent.Us
    vid at link
  • You Will Know Them By Their Fruits –Matthew 7:15-20

    07/16/2014 4:46:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-16-2014 | MOTUS
    “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.  You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles? Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.  A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Therefore by their fruits you will know them.” When is the last time you heard a good story about...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/16/2014 3:31:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Rolling Stone inspires mockery with list of most dangerous guns

    07/15/2014 2:39:51 PM PDT · by HammerT · 42 replies
    Twitchy ^ | July 15, 2014 | Twitchy Staff
    No need to pick up the latest issue of Rolling Stone to learn which are “the 5 most dangerous guns in America;” National Review’s Charles C. W. Cooke has recompiled the exhaustive list at NRO. Drum roll, please. 1.Pistols 2.Revolvers 3. Rifles 4. Shotguns 5. Derringers Rolling Stone based its ratings on “a combination of availability, portability and criminal usage.” Some, however, question the expertise of Rolling Stone when it comes to deadly weapons. Professional marksman “Top Shot” Chris Cheng, for example, retweeted this alternative list of dangerous knives.
  • Obamacare Costs Comparisons “Unfair”

    07/15/2014 8:42:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    A recent report from the Manhattan Institute showing that Obamacare has raised insurance costs by 52% to 119% was rejected as an “unfair comparison” by Health and Human Services Secretary Silvia Burwell. “Policies under the Affordable Care Act cost more because they cover more,” she maintained. “Many of the policies available before the ACA was in place didn’t cover preventive care like birth control or abortion. Virtually none of them covered gender-reassignment surgery. So of course those policies were cheaper.” “The Manhattan Institute study overlooks the added value achieved by the ACA,” the Secretary asserted. “Their before and after analysis...
  • Getting Back to Worrying About Real Stuff

    07/15/2014 5:13:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-15-2014 | MOTUS
    As is his habit, BHO took the occasion of the annual Iftar dinner to deliver his first foreign relations speech of the year. (Here is where it is obligatory for JournOlists to insert the factoid that Bill Clinton started the Iftar dinner tradition and George W. Bush continued it.)If you failed to tune in, “no worries,” as kids and Progressives like to say. You didn’t miss anything. Besides, there were plenty of people there to cover the evening’s events. And like I said, you really didn’t miss anything. It’s sort of like missing the final game of the World Cup:...
  • Mexico and Guatemala Reach Accord to Expedite Transit of More Illegals to the US

    07/14/2014 9:42:10 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    This week Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Guatemalan President Otto Perez Molina held a joint press conference to announce they have reached an accord to cooperate in the shipment of more illegal migrants from Central America to the United States. “This agreement is a win-win for both of our countries,” Peña boasted. “Guatemala rids itself of people they cannot adequately care for. By assuring that these migrants have guaranteed transportation through Mexico we avoid becoming the repository of these undesirables.” Perez insisted that “we are only responding to America’s invitation to send our tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to...
  • "Racial Animus" Or An Animus of a Different Color

    07/14/2014 6:36:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror | 7-14-2014 | MOTUS
    I suppose some of you are going to object to this year’s Iftar Dinner too:Because, “racial animus” or something. Attorney General Eric Holder said Sunday he and President Obama have been targets of “a racial animus” by some of the administration’s political opponents. “There's a certain level of vehemence, it seems to me, that's directed at me [and] directed at the president,” Holder told ABC. “You know, people talking about taking their country back. … There's a certain racial component to this for some people. I don’t think this is the thing that is a main driver, but for some...
  • Hillary Clinton’s Early Legal Work Stirs Controversy

    07/13/2014 9:28:27 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    The emergence of an audio tape of a young Hillary Clinton bragging about helping a rapist get off easy has jarred her image as an advocate for women’s rights. It seems that Clinton succeeded in discrediting the rapist’s accuser even though she was convinced that he was guilty. When a panel of liberal pundits on MSNBC appeared to agree that Clinton seemed insensitive and cavalier on the tape, the aspiring 2016 presidential candidate tried her hand at damage control. “First of all, let me remind everyone that this tape was made 40 years ago,” she pointed out. “It’s old news....
  • Sunday...Obama's Top Fault: Laziness

    07/13/2014 6:20:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-13-2014 | MOTUS
    I know you won’t believe this, butt somebody has actually listed what they contend are BO’s Top 5 Faults. That seems a bit parsimonious; most people do a top ten.Here’s Dan Cirucci’s list: Hubris. Arrogance. Mendacity. Petulance. Laziness. I would illustrate these characteristics myself butt I can’t do that on my own, somebody else will have to do that for me. And perhaps you can add in the other five of the top ten while you’re at it. Again, I’m feeling lazy, so you’ll have to carry that load too.I’m sure Mr. Cirucci will appreciate your efforts. h/t Bookworm RoomHave...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    07/13/2014 3:40:23 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Anti-Israel Islamic Factions Turning On Each Other [Satire]

    07/12/2014 4:10:14 PM PDT · by WXRGina
    World News Bureau ^ | July 11, 2014 | Scooter Van Neuter
    RAMALLAH, West Bank (WNB) - A Facebook post by Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas has apparently ignited bitter infighting between the PA and Islamic forces united with them against Israel. The post, intended to encourage the Islamic factions battling Israel, features a stylized image of three Islamic fighters with the al-Aqsa Mosque and Dome of Rock in the background. The conflict appears to be based on the fact the fighters are wearing colorful thongs and presumably gay. Shortly after the post appeared on Facebook, Hamas and Islamic jihad fighters attacked Palestinian Authority offices, providing Israel with a welcome lull in...
  • Satire: President Obama Gives Palestinians a pathway to peace and prosperity

    07/12/2014 1:40:33 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 5 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 12, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Frustrated by the senseless slaughter of innocent Palestinians in Gaza, President Obama advances His Grand Solution.Because of Israel's unprecedented slaughter and maiming of countless innocent Palestinians in Gaza -- guilty of nothing more than honoring their leaders' entirely reasonable requests to help end the Zionist occupation directly, or indirectly by remaining or assembling in the vicinity of rockets, rocket launchers and other religious necessities -- President Obama today offered His Grand Solution to the Zionist Aggression Problem (GS-ZAP). This Executive Decree was released only moments ago by Orgasms for Obama Organizing for Activity, a bipartisan think tank specializing in religious and political freedom: Executive Decree Number 2014 - 19,878This Executive Decree...
  • Dems Seek Legislation to Overturn Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby Ruling

    07/12/2014 9:19:29 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Outraged by what they characterized as the Supreme Court’s improper application of the Constitution’s freedom of religion clause in the Hobby Lobby case, Senate Democrats are drafting a bill to overturn the Court’s ruling. Sponsor of the bill, Senator Patty Murray (D-Wash) declared that “a boss’s role in health care is confined to paying for it. He has no business deciding that he won’t pay for certain medical therapies because they offend his sense of morality. My bill restores the full authority over which medical treatments will or won’t be covered to the government where it belongs.” Senator Charles Schumer...
  • Administration Requests Budget Increase for Immigrant Bedding

    07/12/2014 6:45:00 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Asserting that "it would be inhumane for us to force these innocent immigrant children to sleep on substandard beds," Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell has requested an appropriation of "$1,000 per migrant in order to fund minimally acceptable accommodations." "Many of these immigrant children have already suffered from improper sleeping arrangements for most of their lives," Burwell said. "In the countries they come from it is common for multiple children to be crammed into a single bed of straw, be slung on hammocks, or simply left to sleep on the ground." Burwell characterized the "military style cots and...
  • Fight On! And may the best butt win!

    07/12/2014 6:39:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-12-2014 | MOTUS
    Busy weekend here, so you’re on your own. Take your stream of consciousness for a walk. (And in response to yesterday’s petition, the answer is no. There will be no “simian reference” amnesty.)To get you started, here’s a butt to butt comparison of the two First Ladies Of The Big ‘Ole Butt (FLOTBOB) at the League of United Latin American Citizens convention luncheon in New York yesterday:        The first lady also reproached the Republican-run House of Representatives for failing to pass the immigration reform measures that have already cleared the Senate, and for its hesitance to approve her husband’s $3.7...
  • Angry Clingers UNITE!

    07/12/2014 4:19:24 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    A quick look around the righty-blogosphere at Reaganite Republican...
  • President’s Texas Itinerary Defended

    07/11/2014 6:43:59 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama has faced criticism for refusing to visit sites in Texas where hordes of illegal immigrants have been flooding into the country. The criticism has been especially pointed in light of the fact that he has traveled to the state to participate in political fund raisers at the home of Austin-based filmmaker Robert Rodriguez and two other in-state locations. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained that “the President’s presence at the border would not be a good use of his time. It’s not as if anything he might see there is going to change his mind about immigration reform....
  • Friday, July 10 2014; the Meltdown Begins

    07/11/2014 3:46:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-11-2014 | MOTUS
    Big Guy visited Colorado and Texas this week, where he took every opportunity to not visit the border and emphatically avoided providing any leadership with regards to the border crisis. Never being a man goaded into action by a bipartisan demand that he do his job, he chose to spend his time instead pointing out the fecklessness of Republicans.“The best thing you can say for them is this year they have not shut down the government,” Obama said, adding, “but it’s only July.” Uh, sir, everyone’s talking about the illegal aliens crossing the border, not the Republicans.Whatever. "You hear some...
  • TGIF Toonz

    07/11/2014 3:21:18 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican... (NSFW/some PG-17 rated language this week)
  • Meghan Kelly: BAD HAIRCUT Alert!!!

    07/10/2014 10:16:28 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 102 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Is she nuts?  Fox News