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  • Judge Says President's Executive Action on Immigration Unconstitutional [satire]

    12/19/2014 3:49:54 PM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Judge Arthur Schwab of the Western District of Pennsylvania ruled that portions of President Obama's unilateral action on illegal immigrants violate the US Constitution's separation of powers. “The alleged grounds of prosecutorial discretion are inadequate to support the totality of what he has tried to do,” Schwab said. “He can decline to prosecute these lawbreakers. That is the limit of his discretion. He does not have the authority to issue them identity papers that would make them eligible for employment or government benefits that existing law prohibits.” Democratic U.S. Senators Dick Durbin (Ill) and Richard Blumenthal (Conn) contend that Schwab...
  • 11 Outrageous Criminal Names

    12/19/2014 7:53:35 AM PST · by w1n1 · 19 replies
    wsj ^ | 12/19/2014 | K Dhillon
    Expert Stephen Dubner and Steven Levitt knew that Names can tell us a lot about the Person, but does a Name Really Affect the Outcome of a person’s Personal & Professional Success? Not so much. Their study found that with all else equal between two babies born at the same time, name did not move the needle in terms of economic status later in life. Naming was not destiny. View the names here.
  • “I’m Too Spooky for My Soul; Too Sexy, In My Jewish Soul”

    12/19/2014 7:21:44 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-19-2014 | MOTUS
     BO is the reason for the season - regardless of which “season” you’re celebrating:Cat Walkin’ our way through the “Holiday” Season: “I’m too sexy for my house…”For Hanukkah, Big Guy, widely described by pro-Israel groups as the U.S. president “least friendly to the Jewish state since its founding,” believes that he is Jewish in his “soul.”  “I am, in my soul.” Which might explain the Hanukkah colors OFA chose for their annual cultish “Holiday Greetings” card, featuring our first Jewish President:Butt getting back to Boo-Rock’s claim that he has a “Jewish soul”  - I’m sure that could be true, were there...
  • TGIF Toons

    12/19/2014 4:21:22 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 December 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Finally Got my Christmas Lights Up...

    12/18/2014 10:20:38 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 13 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 December 2014 | Reaganite Republican
  • AL Sharpton Hawks NEW TSHIRT

    12/18/2014 1:20:03 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 31 replies
    MeshugeMikey | Decemiber 18, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
    The Stores are Leaving Ferguson Missouri's War Zone and Al's Not GOIN to Put Up With it!!
  • Captain Kirk reacts to Miley Cyrus

    12/18/2014 12:31:37 PM PST · by Morgana · 23 replies
    youtube/AriesHeadFilms ^ | Aug 29, 2013 | AriesHeadFilms
    Captain Kirk reacts to Miley Cyrus Original USS Enterprise reacts to MTV's Video Music Awards - and Miley Cyrus. video only on link
  • Venezuelan President Calls American Oil Fracking “Act of Aggression” [satire]

    12/18/2014 9:28:35 AM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    With his country’s economy on the ropes due to declining oil prices, Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro blamed the United States oil fracking industry. “It is an act of aggression against my country and a crime against humanity,” Maduro maintained. “Venezuela needs high oil prices to support our programs to feed our people. These frackers are destroying our ability to feed ourselves.” While most economists see falling fuel prices as beneficial for the vast majority of consumers, Maduro complained that “most of the beneficiaries are rich, white Americans. Saving them money at our cost is a direct attack on my government’s...
  • “I’ve been mistaken for a valet” and Other Tales of the Dark Side

    12/18/2014 6:41:03 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 50 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-18-2014 | MOTUS
    It’s worse than we thought; even the Wons are frequent victims of racial injustice according to People magazine - The Obamas: How We Deal with Our Own Racist Experiences. In the article, Big Guy claims he’s been mistaken for a valet and Lady M said he has also been mistaken for a waiter.Some say he’s been mistaken for a President:Rock star? President? Whatever.Butt I think we all know who the real president is around here: Although undocumented and forced to live in the shadows, Val is de facto el Presidente. And it’s not just BO who has to deal with...
  • Who will Obama be courting next?

    12/17/2014 7:26:11 PM PST · by WesternCulture · 28 replies
    12-18-2014 | WesternCulture
    I'm European (Swedish) and won't interfer with whom you Americans elect for president, but I can tell you Obama doesn't enjoy the same degree of appreciation over here he did during the months that followed his famous act of Builder Bob-plagiarism. Okay, that was perhaps trifle disrespectful as he is your elected president, but I mean no harm. Just like the Swedish Chef never has offended anyone in my country I sincerely hope foreigners are allowed to make fun of Obama. At least on a site like this. Anyhow, recently, Obama has been expressing warm feelings towards Castro's idyllic little...
  • The 8 days of Hanukkah my true love sent to me

    12/17/2014 6:00:02 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 8 replies
    Times of Israel ^ | 12/15/14 | Larry Levine
    On the first day of Chanukah My true love sent to me. Some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee On the second day of Chanukah My true love sent to me. 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee On the third day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me. 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee On the fourth day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me. 4 sufganiyot 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee...
  • Obama’s policy toward tyrants is easily explained in 6 words…

    12/17/2014 2:39:44 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 9 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 12-17-14 | The Looking Spoon
  • Meet the guy who is bringing Cuba together with Obama’s America…

    12/17/2014 10:29:36 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 12-17-14 | The Looking Spoon
    There’s always that super-powerful person who prefers to stay out of the spotlight…(and I don’t mean Valerie Jarrett, even though the resemblance may be striking ;-P)
  • Congressman Demands Investigation of FDIC “Choke Point” Policy [satire]

    12/17/2014 9:38:51 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Rep. Blaine Luetkemeyer (R-Mo) is demanding an investigation of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation’s “Operation Choke Point” practices. Under these practices, the FDIC pressured banks to freeze or close accounts of businesses that the US Department of Justice designated as “anti-social enterprises.” Among the businesses targeted by DOJ are firearms sellers, coin dealers, and pharmaceutical sales. Martin Gruenberg, chairman of the FDIC, admitted that “while these businesses are not illegal, per se, the president has made it very clear that they are outside the boundary of the type of businesses he thinks we ought to have in our society. There...
  • My Advice to Aaron Sorkin: “Take the Cannoli”

    12/17/2014 7:29:54 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-17-2014 | MOTUS
    Aaron Sorkin is disillusioned; he’s left to wonder if there is any "such thing as privacy anymore."Sorkin, famous Hollywood screenwriter who wrote The Social Network, Moneyball, and The West Wing, also wrote a New York Times editorial, sharing his views on the Sony hack of Hollywood emails: If you close your eyes you can imagine the hackers sitting in a room, combing through the documents to find the ones that will draw the most blood. And in a room next door are American journalists doing the same thing. As demented and criminal as it is, at least the hackers are...
  • Hump-Day/Holiday Humor

    12/17/2014 6:38:57 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 December 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • No Exam Delay for Oberlin Students 'Traumatized' By Grand Jury Decisions (Hilarious)

    12/17/2014 5:19:45 AM PST · by servo1969 · 28 replies
    reason.com ^ | 12-16-2014 | Elizabeth Nolan Brown
    Last week, Robby wrote here about how "students are so coddled by the feelings-protection regime at university campuses that they now believe disheartening national news developments—such as the grand jury decisions in the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases—entitle them to final exam extensions." Columbia Law School delayed final exams for students who felt unable to take them in the wake these developments. Students at Harvard and Georgetown began demanding their universities follow suit.One might think that Oberlin College, known for it's ultra-crunchy reputation, would be all about this. At least one professor at Oberlin, however, is having none of...
  • Law Student Digs The Hole Deeper

    12/17/2014 5:06:21 AM PST · by servo1969 · 24 replies
    powerlineblog.com ^ | 12-15-2014 | JOHN HINDERAKER
    When students at Columbia and other law schools around the country demanded that exams be postponed because they were traumatized by the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases, we and many others responded with ridicule. In today’s National Law Journal, a third-year law student at Harvard named William Desmond says that we got it all wrong: the request for extra time for exams was a sign of the students’ strength. For entertainment value, you should read the whole thing, but here are some excerpts: [O]pponents of exam extensions have declared that to grant these requests would be a disservice to...
  • Ferguson Rioters Object to Time Magazine Decision [satire]

    12/16/2014 3:46:20 PM PST · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Time magazine’s editors’ selection of the Ebola fighters as the recipients of the publication’s annual “person of the year” designation greatly riled some of the leaders of the Ferguson, Missouri riots. “It’s just another case demonstrating that Black lives don’t matter,” complained arsonist Monte Burns. “An innocent Black man was shot down on our streets. Now a white magazine is trying to sweep that under the rug by pushing a story about some germs.” “The Ebola fighters haven’t done anything to help right the social injustices that plague America,” insisted Ferguson looter Robbie Moore. “We’re taking direct action to redistribute...
  • Our Elves Are Watching U

    12/16/2014 6:49:27 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-16-2014 | MOTUS
    Oh sure, they look cute and innocent.Butt look closer, they may be government agents:Or possibly even double agents. You simply can’t trust them.They may all be working for the NSA for all we know. WASHINGTON — Internal documents from the National Security Agency show that its intelligence-gathering reached far deeper into Santa Claus’s annual toy-distribution operations than acknowledged. Sources close to the agency had previously confirmed that it has been provided with the contents of Mr. Claus’s database of naughty and nice children under a confidential data-sharing arrangement. But according to the documents, which were among those leaked by Edward Snowden,...
  • Torturous, Off-Color Holiday Humor

    12/16/2014 6:38:12 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 December 2014 | Reaganite Republican
  • Add Your Greeting to the Obama Christmas Card!

    12/15/2014 11:27:22 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 15 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | December 15, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • Illegal Immigrant Sues Border Patrol [satire]

    12/15/2014 8:46:35 AM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Illegal immigrant Jose Manuel Marino-Najera has filed suit against the US Border Patrol for dog bite injuries he sustained during his arrest. Marino-Najera was among a group of immigrants smuggling marijuana across the border. He is alleging that his human rights were violated. “Those border guards disobeyed their own President Obama,” Marino-Najera declared. “He says I have a right to go where I want. They should have given me food and water, not sicced their dogs on me.” Marino-Najera’s lawyer Susan Horschidt claims that “the trauma my client experienced has given him nightmares that have ruined his life. No amount...
  • Politically Incorrect Christmas Penguins

    12/15/2014 6:08:21 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-15-2014 | MOTUS
    Since it’s Monday, the week before Christmas, this is my annual  Christmas/Hanukah/Festivus recipes/traditions/stories sharing post.As I’ve obviously excluded Muslims from my annual Christian/Jewish/Secularist event, I would like to apologize upfront to anyone who is going to be offended by this intentional slight. In preparation for this day of fun and diversion I watched no news yesterday or today so I know nuth-ink’ about the Commie/socialist/anarchist/black supremacist terrorists who marched in New York this weekend. Nor do I know anything about the ongoing coffee shop hostage situation in Sydney, Australia where the terrorists - who demanded an ISIS flag butt whose...
  • So What Am I, Chopped Liver?

    12/14/2014 6:12:01 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 19 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-14-2014 | MOTUS
    If you are a woman, it’s a pretty seductive argument : “Research shows men really are more stupid than women.”However, when your entire research universe is drawn from a self-selecting pool of low IQ specimens -- it’s hard to give the conclusion too much weight: Study Abstract: Sex differences in risk seeking behaviour, emergency hospital admissions, and mortality are well documented. However, little is known about sex differences in idiotic risk taking behaviour. This paper reviews the data on winners of the Darwin Award over a 20 year period (1995-2014). Winners of the Darwin Award must eliminate themselves from the...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    12/14/2014 3:30:24 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 14 December 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Cromnibus Puts Taxpayers on Hook for Bank Losses [satire]

    12/13/2014 9:37:16 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    The House-passed $1.1 trillion Continuing Resolution contains a clause that exposes taxpayers to a potential $300 trillion liability for bank losses in derivatives trading. The rider to the CR was the “brain child” of Citigroup. The rider is opposed by both tea party Republicans and left wing Democrats, but is strongly supported by House GOP leadership and President Obama. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif), charged that “this maneuver puts the lie to the contention that the GOP is the Party of small government. This is a big government pay off to Wall Street financiers. I’m enormously disappointed that the...
  • Al Sharpton - No Fleece, No Justice

    12/13/2014 8:20:08 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-13-2014 | MOTUS
    Washington remains on hold while the Senate continues to grapple with the trillion dollar CROmnibus bill which passed – or more accurately, was punted - by the Republican held House: “…you punt on fourth down, not first down. And right now, the House leadership, for whatever reason, thinks it’s best to punt without running a play.” - Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) note: this is a must-read In addition to being on hold, D.C. will also be in gridlock: the Reverend Al Sharpton is holding his traffic blocking “Justice for All Blacks Killed by White Cops, Butt Not Blacks Killed by...
  • This cartoon pretty much sums up standing up for conservative principles vs. liberal group think…

    12/12/2014 5:26:48 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 12-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Not that the language was that harsh, but I scrubbed it for FR...
  • Obama Boasts that Successor Won't Be Able to Undo Amnesty [satire]

    12/12/2014 3:19:09 PM PST · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama taunted opponents of his executive action on illegal immigrants, boasting that "it's permanent. No one will be able to unravel it. I'm not just granting them immunity from prosecution for illegally residing in the United States. I'm giving them ID documents, work permits, and Social Security numbers. They'll have the paperwork making them indistinguishable from American citizens. They'll be working and living in our neighborhoods. Their kids will be going to your kids' schools. They'll be voting in our elections. Any efforts to reverse the rights I've bestowed will be punished at the polls." "Rather than embark on...
  • The Beltway's "Week of Acting Stupidly" Award

    12/12/2014 6:18:28 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-12-2014 | MOTUS
    We started the week with Gruber, apologizing for acting stupidly: "In excerpts of these videos I am shown making a series of glib, thoughtless, and sometimes downright insulting comments," Gruber said in prepared testimony to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Tuesday. "I behaved badly, and I will have to live with that…" And apparently so do we – “have to live with that” I mean – as the House of Boner passed the CROmnibus last night. Now our fate is in the hands of Elizabeth Warren.Next, Senator Feinstein acted stupidly by releasing a prosecutor’s brief untainted by any...
  • 7 Signs I’m Getting Old

    12/12/2014 5:20:53 AM PST · by lifeofgrace · 75 replies
    Charting Course ^ | 12/12/14 | Steve Berman
    I recently marked a particular anniversary of my birth.  I won’t say my age but it’s a prime number multiplied by ten, older than 30 and not yet 70.  I didn’t mark the day in any particular way.  Yeah there was a “happy birthday” from my wife and kids, but no huge celebration.   I didn’t want one. Passing that milestone makes one somewhat introspective and brooding about the arc of one’s life.  I was just twenty, for God’s sake!  What happened to all those years?  I still feel like a big kid.  I still watch Looney Tunes (love Road...
  • TGIF Toons

    12/12/2014 3:06:05 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 December 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Sad Christmas Tree

    12/11/2014 7:08:40 PM PST · by ensignsj · 33 replies
    Each season, millions of Christmas trees are set up in offices, malls, airports and other public spaces. These trees are adorned with ornaments that hold no sentimental value. They are often surrounded by empty presents. Quite literally, no one cares about them. These are their stories.
  • Schoolin’ Gruber…Bueller...Anyone?

    12/11/2014 7:12:54 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-11-2014 | MOTUS
    Question:  Ben Stein and Jonathan Gruber: Separated at Birth?Let’s watch one of the Professors try to school the stupid people, because you really can’t watch this often enough:Apparently, by their own accounts, neither Jonathan nor Ben are geniuses: “I'm not a Mensa member. I have no idea where that rumor came from. I never have been, and I doubt if I ever will be.” Ben Stein Gowdy: “So you’re a professor at MIT and you’re worried about not looking smart enough?”Gruber: “Yes.” Gowdy: “OK. Well, you succeeded, if that was your goal.” And both seem amazed at how easy it...
  • Obie Surrenders

    12/11/2014 5:55:39 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 12 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | December 11. 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • To make a liberal’s head explode just add waterboarding…

    12/10/2014 12:08:21 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 12-10-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Funny, sarcastic, not exactly true...but who cares...
  • Scrutiny of Planned Parenthood’s Billings to Medicaid Decried [satire]

    12/10/2014 8:58:12 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Fear is building that Wisconsin’s Department of Health Office of Inspector General (OIG) investigation of Planned Parenthood’s over billing of the state’s Medicaid program for services rendered may endanger the financial health of the organization. For example, Planned Parenthood has been billing the state twice the allowable amount for the abortifacient contraceptive Yaz. Beth Hartung, president of the Wisconsin Family Planning and Reproductive Health Association, called the financial reimbursement rules “unreasonable. The mark-ups we attach to these drugs is what helps subsidize services that the state program doesn’t cover.” One of those uncovered programs is surgical abortions. “Squeezing the profit...
  • Feinstein Report: Because…Moral Equivalence.

    12/10/2014 7:07:22 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-10-2014 | MOTUS
    The Senate Intelligence Committee’s $40 million investigation of the CIA (that involved no CIA directors or interrogators) culminated yesterday in the release of a 545 page executive summary (the complete report is 6000+pages so you can’t expect anyone to read that). I can summarize it for you in far fewer words: America conducted what Diane Feinstein considers illegal torture techniques such as waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and death threats against Taliban operatives  captured following that World Trade center “incident” that led to our National Day of Remembrance Service. That makes us as bad as they are. Somehow.Do you see the equivalence?...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    12/09/2014 10:49:53 PM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 December 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-14 Pitt: 'THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON'

    12/09/2014 4:28:36 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
  • The Elf on the Shelf fights back against his stereotypes…

    12/09/2014 11:34:16 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 12-9-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Never waste an opportunity to ridicule a liberal meme :-) I have three others at the original post, but I wanted to keep this FR friendly :-)
  • Jeb Bush Outlines Bizarre Strategy for Prospective 2016 Presidential Race [satire]

    12/09/2014 9:11:34 AM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush (R) is reputed to be weighing his options for a possible bid for the presidency in the 2016 election. His statements, thus far, however raise serious questions regarding his grasp of the process. At issue is his avowed plan to win the general election by losing the primaries. In Bush’s view, the GOP primaries have been co-opted by the Party’s conservative base. The problem with this is that “the conservative base preaches a message of individual liberty that is at odds with the communitarian future I envision for America and the world,” Bush said. “The...
  • Obama Administration Transparency - “Shades Up; I Can’t See!”

    12/09/2014 6:30:10 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-9-2014 | MOTUS
    "This Is The Most Transparent Administration In History" - Barack Hussein Obama Q: When does the most transparent administration in the history of the world actually practice said transparency? A: When it can be used as an excuse to release their $40 million report on “enhanced interrogation” techniques used under George W. Bush’s watch. Otherwise our posture on transparency around here remains unshaken, which is to say, it get’s the three wise monkeys treatment. Except for, you know, my ban on simian references, so let’s go with this:The 3 wise otters see no, hear no, speak no evilYou can’t really...
  • Sometimes Mondays feel a little like this…

    12/08/2014 9:33:03 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 12-8-14 | The Looking Spoon
    I had a super busy weekend, it was anything but relaxing (December tends to be the best/worst month schedule-wise...as I'm sure it is for many)...so in starting the week on that note this meme kind of speaks to me :-)
  • Missouri Guv Explains Absence of National Guard at Ferguson Riots [satire]

    12/08/2014 8:16:17 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Governor Jay Nixon (D) explained why, despite pleas from Lieutenant Governor Peter Kinder and Ferguson Mayor James Knowles, the state’s National Guard troops weren’t immediately dispatched to quell the riots. “I couldn’t risk National Guard troops shooting people like they did at Kent State in 1970,” Nixon offered. “Then the blood would be on my hands and Neil Young would write a song about me…me. It’s bad enough that I already share an unfortunate surname with former President Nixon. I didn’t want to replicate his actions.” The Governor characterized the contention that troops might have lessened the damage as “pure...
  • Cellophane on Ice

    12/08/2014 6:06:16 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-8-2014 | MOTUS
    William and Kate have barely landed on New York soil, and already the chattering heads have revved up the fashion controversy: which royal couple in America reigns supreme? Or, as the NYMag headline put it: William and Kate Arrive in NYC, Obamas Challenge Their Fashion Supremacy – And We’ll Never Be Royals (“Royals” h/t Lorde)So, while BO and MO dressed up in their royal finery:Oh look! The Ice Queen Cometh – and Lady M too!to entertain the family and Tom Hanks at the 37th Annual Kennedy Center HonorsOh look! Another Presidential award for another Hollywood bag manWilliam and the pregnant Kate...
  • Armed American Radio (12-7-14)

    12/07/2014 2:11:58 PM PST · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 12-7-14 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Opponents of Amnesty Oppose Human Rights [satire]

    12/07/2014 8:47:31 AM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Dec 2014 | John Semmens
    Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson characterized congressional opponents of amnesty for illegal immigrants as “enemies of human rights.” “The constant questions about how the president’s deferred deportation program helps Americans exposes the selfishness and inhumanity of his critics,” Johnson asserted. “Since when is everything we do supposed to benefit Americans? After all, Americans are a tiny portion of humanity. Why should their interests be permitted to override the well-being of the other 96 percent?” “A case could be made that 4 percent of the world population consuming 20 percent of world output is unfair,” Johnson observed. “Since it is...
  • The Red Tide Has Passed: We’re Back In The Months With An “R” in Them.

    12/07/2014 6:54:21 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-7-2014 | MOTUS
    Oh no! Big Guy has been brought down by a case of the dreaded Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD). I can hear the late night jokes writing themselves. “Now Obama is even giving himself heartburn.”It’s no surprise of course, the way people have been letting him down left and right. Mary Landrieu is just the latest Prog Obamacare Cheerleader to be swept out to sea by the red tide. In her concession speech, Landrieu touted her own "record of courage, honesty and integrity and delivering for the state when it mattered the most." Unfortunately, the citizens of Louisiana thought she delivered...