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  • Fareed Zakaria’s Moment Of Accidental Self-Awareness

    05/29/2017 5:16:59 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 12 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.29.2017 | David Blackmon
    Huh. Guess he actually looked in a mirror.: Fareed Zakaria, one of the fake news media’s best examples of an utterly intolerant, closed-minded, anti-free speech liberal, actually said the following on CNN yesterday: “Liberals think they are tolerant but often they aren’t…Freedom of speech and thought is not just for warm fuzzy ideas that we find comfortable, it’s for ideas that we find offensive,” Zakaria said. He added that while there was a strain of anti-intellectualism on the right, “there is also an anti-intellectualism on the left. An attitude of self-righteousness that says we are so pure, we are so...
  • The Ghost Of Seth Rich Haunts The Democrat/Fake Media Axis

    05/28/2017 5:35:35 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 43 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.28.2017 | David Blackmon
    Can we talk about the murder of former DNC staffer Seth Rich for a minute? Mr. Rich’s parents have obviously been ‘gotten to’ by someone, as they have gone from hiring a private investigator to look into their son’s murder just a few months ago to now penning op/ed pieces begging everybody to just abandon the investigation altogether. Their new spokesman, a Democrat political operative named Brad Bauman, is a long-time crony of David Brock, the rancid schmuck who runs Media Matters, and was, as the father recently complained, “assigned” to the family by the DNC, against their wishes.
  • Caution: No Reality Ahead

    05/28/2017 5:12:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-28-17 | MOTUS
    Only in the land of a seditious press…could the U.S. President go abroad and Call out terrorismReaffirm our support for Israel while calling for peace in the Middle EastCall out NATO countries for not meeting their financial obligationsDecline to pledge support for the Paris climate agreement and generate the following headlines at home: Melania swats her husband’s hand awayTrump shoves Monrovian Prime Minister out of his wayThe Pope trolls Trump by giving him a copy of his encyclical on climate change. NATO leaders snicker at Trump We shall see who gets the last schoolboy laughGive yourselves a big round of...
  • Fake NYTimes Reporters Correct Fake WaPo Reporters

    05/27/2017 6:21:55 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 20 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.27.2017 | David Blackmon
    When fake news corrects fake news.: The fake journalists at the WaPo issued a “blockbuster” report – based solely on anonymous sources – that Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner contacted Russian officials in December to discuss the concept of creating a “secret” communications channel with the Trump transition team. The fake reporters for the Post spend about 1,000 words without ever landing on two key bits of information: 1) was such a channel actually established, and 2) what did they wish to discuss? To get that information, you have to go to a follow-up report, filed not by the fake reporters...
  • Who put the Ram in the Ramadamadingdong?

    05/27/2017 5:37:00 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-27-17 | MOTUS
    Yesterday marked the official start of the holiday. Ours too of course, but I’m talking about Ramadan, the Muslims most holy holiday. It began at 6:00 PM. To celebrate we grilled up some succulent BBQ pork ribs,smothered in delicious Montgomery Inn Barbecue Sauce.(Which I used to have no problem finding around here until Kroger bought out our local gourmet grocery store and they stopped carrying it. So if anyone lives near Montgomery, OH…I need more sauce!) And we washed it all down with lots of good old American beer.                                                                                                     Mmmm-mmmm-mmm!Get your ramadamadingdong on!This holiday greeting was brought to you by...
  • Book Released!

    05/26/2017 5:54:14 AM PDT · by Magnatron · 53 replies
    Amazon ^ | 26 May 2017 | Jon Judson
    Hey everyone! A follow up to my announcement earlier this week. My book is available today on Amazon. If you like quirky, satirical, historical fiction with a bit of a western flavor, it'll make great beach reading this weekend and for the summer. I think you'll find it timely, too, as it's an allegorical tale about fake news and the gullibility of some folks to drink it up. If you want to take a look, check the link out.
  • Indonesian Monkey Mafia Emulates Clinton Foundation

    05/26/2017 4:44:00 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 6 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.26.2017 | David Blackmon
    The Monkeys learned this by observing how the Clinton Foundation works.: New Scientist reports that a “monkey mafia” that has been stealing stuff from tourists in Indonesia has now learned to sell the stolen stuff back to the same tourists for ransom. Which of course is a lesson Bill and Hillary Clinton learned early in life, and have now passed onto Chelsea. Body-slamming his way to congress.: Despite breathless predictions of a “neck and neck” race by fake pundits all over the fake news media leading into election day, Republican Greg Gianforte, who apparently has a promising future in professional...
  • Fighting Our Way to Victory - One Body-Slam At a Time

    05/26/2017 4:36:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 21 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-26-17 | MOTUS
    Body-Slamming, it’s not just for movies anymore. In fact it may become a new (Real) Republican campaign tactic. Gianforte wins Montana seat despite body slamOf course, the Republicans will shun him, the Democrats will curse and vilify him, the MSM will demean him at every opportunity…but the people will elect him anyway. Sound familiar? Progressives don’t do learning. The country is tired of wimpy metro-sexuals. They want a Marlboro Man. I predict both Representative Gianforte and President Trump will win reelection, handily.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Posted from: MOTUS A.D.

    05/25/2017 4:30:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-25-17 | MOTUS
    Now that the progressives have effectively dealt with the latest Jihadi terrorist attack on civilians… we can now return to our originally scheduled programming: Russia! Russia! Russia! "I am talking about strategies that were developed, working with the Trump campaign. I really do believe that much of what you saw coming out of Trump's mouth was a play from Putin's playbook. I think that when you saw him, absolutely, calling Hillary 'Crooked,' 'Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!' I think that was developed strategically with people from the Kremlin, with Putin, and I think it is more than bank records,"...
  • Fake Journalist Heads Explode Over Simple Military Tactic, Film At 11

    05/25/2017 3:28:06 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 20 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.25.2017 | David Blackmon
    Heads exploded all over the fake news media last night over a Reuters report that, in a conversation with the President (i.e., Dictator) of the Phillipines, President Trump “revealed” the fact that the U.S. has two nuclear submarines somewhere in the general vicinity of North Korea: “We have a lot of fire power over there. We have two nuclear submarines, not that we want to use them.” The fake journalists who are trying to brainwash you want you to believe that this is the revelation of some deep, dark secret, right? Right. Trouble is, these two subs made a very,...
  • Liberal Newsletter rages against Margaret Thatcher

    05/24/2017 8:20:04 AM PDT · by mainestategop · 8 replies
    While in Bangor Maine last week I saw the liberal fruit loops downtown handout fliers and protest  against Trump. They were gathered near the bus terminal at the parking garage, beating drums, chanting F donald Trump and so on,  There was  also a table handing out pamplets and leaflets. They were mostly the same, raging against trump, global warming deniers, capitalism ETC. But one that really caught my attention was a single pamphlet they had about Margaret Thatcher. Some of what I read was pretty crazy and yet not so surprising. Essentially they claimed that Britain was the aggressor in...
  • List of 58 genders recognized on Facebook

    05/24/2017 8:02:47 AM PDT · by mainestategop · 42 replies
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  • The Insane Terrorist Atrocity Response Cycle Begins Again #lovewins

    05/24/2017 3:58:39 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 18 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.24.2017 | David Blackmon
    The cycle is now all too familiar: A radicalized Islamist commits an atrocity in which he murders dozens of innocent victims in a public space; first responders rush to the scene and treat the event as a law enforcement matter; even though everyone on the face of the earth recognizes the nature of the event (the fingerprints are by now ubiquitously recognizable), officials keep the name of the evil loser secret on the pretense of attempting to determine a “motive” for his actions; snowflakes and social justice warriors all over Twitter and Facebook agree on a common avitar and hashtag...
  • “Network” Money Speech Updated

    05/23/2017 5:18:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-23-17 | MOTUS
    I was reading this post on American Digest, "All boredom amused:" Rhyming History, Trump, and the Media as Foreseen in Network, 1976,” and wondered how the “Money Speech” might have been written A.D. (After Donald). It might have gone something like this: "You have meddled with the primary forces of nature, Mr. MAGA, and I won't have it! Is that clear?"You think you merely stopped HILLARY CLINTON’S PRESIDENCY AND PROTECTED YOUR PRECIOUS 2ND AMENDMENT. That is not the case. YOU have taken POWER AND CONTROL AWAY FROM YOUR BETTERS, DEMOCRAT PROGRESSIVES, and now YOU must put it back! It is...
  • CBS News Is Infested With Ghouls

    05/23/2017 4:41:06 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 21 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.23.2017 | David Blackmon
    And That’s The Way It Is…: Shortly after last night’s bombing of the Ariana Grande venue in Manchester, England, CBS reporter David Leavitt, who is such a “professional” fake journalist that he has often bragged about how he is a proud part of the “resistance” against President Donald Trump, sent out the following Tweet: “Multiple Confirmed Fatalities at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.” If you watch CBS to get your news, you are getting your news from a bunch of ghouls.
  • CNN Host Has Emotional Breakdown - Because People Don't Trust CNN Anymore

    05/22/2017 10:35:01 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 23 replies
    You Tube ^ | 5/22/17 | Mark Dice
    CNN's Kate Bolduan starts yelling and pointing her finger in the face of a panelist who doubts the "anonymous sources" the mainstream media keeps citing about evidence Trump and the Russians working together to steal the 2016 Presidential Election. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story. Copyright © 2017
  • New Book Coming This Weekend For You History Buffs -- DIME NOVEL

    05/22/2017 7:35:10 AM PDT · by Magnatron · 9 replies
    26 May 2017 | Jon Judson
    I'm not sure if this is allowed, but I'll try and the mods can take it down if it's not. I have a new book coming out on Amazon this Memorial Day weekend, just in time for summer reading. If you like quirky, funny, historical fiction, take a look. I think you'll find the book timely as it is an allegorical tale on fake news and media bias -- and its impact on a gullible public. I'll post a link for the book, which will be initially available on Kindle, later this week when it goes live. Meantime, here...
  • Democrats’ New Plan: Flipping Their Birds Back To Power

    05/22/2017 5:03:06 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 19 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.22.2017 | David Blackmon
    Cussing their way back into power, two middle fingers at a time.: At the increasingly profane Democrat Party’s annual convention in California, the 84 year-old outgoing state party chairman, some guy named John Burton, closed out the proceedings by sticking both middle fingers in the air and leading gleeful party members in the chant of “F*** Donald Trump! F*** Donald Trump!” The fake national news media largely ignored the incident. Try to imagine the fake media outrage that would ensue if a state GOP party chair led a GOP convention in a chant of “F*** Barack Obama!”, or “F*** Hillary...
  • The Apology Tour 2017

    05/22/2017 4:20:27 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-22-17 | MOTUS
    Question of the Day: What’s the difference between President Barack Hussein Obama’s Apology Tour of 2009 and President Donald J. Trump’s Apology Tour of 2017?Answer: This time they apologize to us.U.S. President Donald Trump shakes hands with Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahayan, Abu Dhabi Crown Prince and Deputy Supreme Commander of the United Arab Emirates (UAE) Armed Forces.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Comey’s False Presidential Handshake Claim

    05/21/2017 7:19:16 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 32 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.21.2017 | David Blackmon
    What is the first thing you notice by looking at that film? If you’re like most people, you notice that James Comey is about a foot taller than anyone else in that entire room. Let’s be honest here: If the Director of the FBI really believed that, by wearing a blazer that is similar in color to the curtains in that room, he was going to avoid attracting attention from the President or anyone else, he is obviously too damned dim-witted to be the FBI Director, and needed firing for that reason alone. Now take a look at the photo...