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  • What If a New Constitutional Convention Overthrows the Federal Reserve Act because of Lois Lerner?

    05/26/2015 9:42:10 PM PDT · by CharlesOConnell · 5 replies
    Sacra Pizza Man blog ^ | 5/26/2015 | Sacra Pizza Man
      I heard a man speak on Tony Brown’s Journal in the 1980s, on the thesis that the Federal Reserve System is a tax-farming system, creating monies out of nothing, loaning them to the United States, charging interest that must be repaid with taxes. It sounds paranoiac, until you learn that the Federal Reserve Act was closely associated with the ratification of the Sixteenth Amendment to the US Constitution establishing the Federal Income Tax. Now that Texas is close to pushing us over the top of the number of states required to ask Congress to call a Constitutional convention, what might happen...
  • How Much Would Your Body Cost if You Had to Buy it One Piece at a Time? (Vanity)

    05/26/2015 7:24:54 PM PDT · by amorphous · 45 replies
    N/A ^ | 26 May, 2015 | N/A
    I received the bill for a single porcelain crown today. It was almost $900. That got me to thinking, what would it cost if you had to pay for all of your body parts one piece at a time? At today's prices, probably way more than a lot of us are worth. God sure was good to us. He gave most of us all the body parts we needed for free. Of course good ol' mom and dad helped! Just something to be thankful for and a break from thinking about all the trouble in the world today.
  • Upside Down Obama And Flag ... T-SHIRT

    05/26/2015 11:01:40 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 26 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 26, 2015 | Self
    let whosoever might feel MicroAggressed ..or Macro Aggrieved by this Tribute to "Obama's" America.... keep a stiff upper lip
  • Kerry Calls for Stricter Government Regulation of Internet [semi-satire]

    05/26/2015 10:58:45 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens
    In a speech in South Korea US Secretary of State John Kerry called for government to play a bigger role in what goes on the Internet. Kerry advised that we take a lesson from whats going on in North Korea. Sure, there are a lot of things wrong with the way Kim is governing his country, but that doesnt mean everything hes doing is a mistake. A key positive in Kims policies is the governments larger role in filtering what the citizens of North Korea can see and hear from the Internet, the Secretary maintained. Antisocial content that could undermine...
  • Michelles Advice To Graduates: Fraternize With the Enemy i.e. thats you & me.

    05/26/2015 7:01:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-26-2015 | MOTUS
    BUTT FIRST, THIS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: MOTUS IS TAKING A SUMMER SABBATICALAs many of you know, the care and maintenance of a daily blog is rather labor intensive. And while I love the work and adore all of my colleagues here, the hours are long, and the days are short. Im not complaining, butt I again find myself with a raft of half done and not-yet-started and projects that can no longer be deferred.Therefore, just like last year, as of today I will be starting my Summer Semi-Sabbatical. Butt as a famous cowboy once said, I dont know how to quit...
  • Police to use purple uniforms to soften image [satire]

    05/25/2015 10:01:00 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 54 replies
    Call the Cops ^ | May 23, 2015 | RJ
    Last week the President called for police to soften up uniforms to improve public relations. In response the Department of Justice is getting ready to field test new uniforms in friendly colors. Various shades of Purple are being tested as it seems to be universally thought of as a color of friendship.
  • Pay Hike Needed to Boost Congress Morale [semi-satire]

    05/25/2015 10:35:57 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Several Democrats, including Minority Whip Steny Hoyer (Md), made the case for higher compensation this week citing the low morale among those of us in the legislature who can only salivate at the sums being hauled in by ex-presidents and others for trifling amounts of work. As members of a body of 435 we wont have the same name recognition. We wont be invited to pontificate on sundry topics for piles of cash. Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-Fla) seconded Hoyers remarks saying we need to get a bigger piece of the pie now! We pass laws doling out billions to important...
  • Memorial Day 2015: A Day of Remembrance

    05/25/2015 6:37:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-25-2015 | MOTUS
    "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." Winston Churchill As we do on this day each year, we pause to remember the men and women who died fighting for our freedom. We stand by humbly, gratefully, silently, to honor their sacrifice.We rememberWe mourn for those lostAnd we mourn for those theyve left behindAs we reflect again on the the steep price of freedom.By all means, enjoy your picnics, parades and celebrations today it is a holiday after all. But do pause to remember and honor all the brave...
  • Armed American Radio (5-24-15)

    05/24/2015 1:59:10 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 1 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 5-24-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Obies Personal Memorial Day Greeting to Freepers!!

    05/24/2015 9:11:57 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 26 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 24, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    ah Have a great Ice Cream Cone Kinda Weekend, folks
  • Dog With Big Stick & Prezzy With Big Umbrella: One Is Smarter Than The Other Won

    05/24/2015 7:54:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-24-2015 | MOTUS
    Heres a Memorial Day Weekend Quiz for you: I call it Which One is Smarter Than the Other Won? Cast your vote(s) below for either: A. Our President, figuring out how to get his big umbrella over the gate: Or B) The Dog, figuring out how to get his big stick over the bridge: And in case you missed this heartfelt Memorial Day tweet from the Democrats:They are hoping everyone can join Barry for another brain freeze. Funny, isnt it, how many stories about umbrellas, ice cream and dogs pop up around Memorial Day now that Obama is here?Cast your...
  • Candidate Says Everything Will Be Free When Im President [semi-satire]

    05/24/2015 6:34:46 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Self-described socialist and candidate for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders promised voters that everything will be free when Im president. In a country as rich as ours it is shameful that mere lack of money should block anyone from having all the good things of life, Sanders said. No one should be stigmatized by having to grovel to qualify for food stamps or be denied entry into college because they cant afford it or dont have good high school grades. Anyone who wants to eat should simply be permitted to take food from a grocery store...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    05/24/2015 3:30:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 24 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    LEADERSHIP More at Reaganite Republican
  • Gavin McInnes Goes Off On Feminists || Louder With Crowder

    05/23/2015 5:55:59 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 8 replies
    Louder With Crowder ^ | 5-23-15 | Steven Crowder
    Gavin McInness makes no apologies for going off on neo-feminists.
  • Bush Defends Warrantless Government Surveillance [semi-satire]

    05/23/2015 1:09:18 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens
    While one GOP presidential candidate filibustered legislation extending the National Security Agencys (NSA) authority to spy on Americans, another alleges that theres not a shred of evidence that this surveillance has violated anyones civil liberties. GOP presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ken) spoke for 10 hours on the floor of the Senate contending that NSAs warrantless violations of privacy are unconstitutional. The Fourth Amendment was intended to protect us from unreasonable searches, Rand argued. It calls for government to obtain a warrant from a judge based on probable cause. The gathering of massive amounts of private information without such warrants...
  • Desperate for attention, female children go topless at U of C San Diego

    05/23/2015 10:21:21 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 15 replies
    Coach is Right ^ | 5/23/15 | Kevin "Coach" Collins
    After another long school year at the University of California San Diego, students are exhausted from their Peruvian Folk Dance finals and the watermelon toss contest. Most of the gang has gone home to Moms basement. But a few females who have nowhere to go have succumbed to the boredom of their arduous life and found a novel way to spice things up. What to do? they ask themselves. Then one of the less attractive females pipes up and says, Hey lets take off our tops and run around demanding something! Great idea, Ive been wanting to catch the eye...
  • Hold the Popcorn: Hillarys Best Emails Are Still In The Can

    05/23/2015 9:27:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-23-2015 | MOTUS
    Oh sure, there will still be barbecues,there will still be parades, complete with marching bands and cheerleaders:The very best cheerleaders are made, not bornButt there wont be a marathon Memorial Day weekend of Hill-mail to entertain ourselves with, so hold the popcorn for now. Turns out there were only 300 emails set loose, not the 80,000 I was anticipating. Three hundred measly emails? Thats barely enough to get a bird through breakfast.And mind you, theyve all been hand-screened, redacted and authorized for public consumption. As Charles Krauthammer said, there will be no smoking gun: There isnt a shred of evidence,...
  • Failure to Disclose $26 Million in Bribes an "Oversight" Says CEO [semi-satire]

    05/23/2015 9:26:30 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Recent revelations that the Clinton Foundation neglected to report over $26 million in payments from major corporations, universities, foreign sources and other groups was characterized as "a mere oversight" by Foundation Chief Executive Officer Donna Shalala. "The Foundation has raised more than $2 billion dollars over the years its been in existence," Shalala pointed out. "The $26 million everyone is hyperventilating over is relative pocket change amounting to barely 1% of the total. It's on a par with a Congressman failing to report a free vacation from a lobbyist or a waiter forgetting to report all his tip income to...
  • Coldplay's Game of Thrones: The Musical (Full 12-minute version)

    05/22/2015 9:00:53 PM PDT · by Utilizer · 8 replies
    Youtube ^ | May 21, 2015 | Coldplay Official
    Game of Thrones: The Musical. For Red Nose Day on NBC, Coldplay and the cast of Game of Thrones join forces for the band's most important project yet: a musical for HBOs Game of Thrones.
  • This Weeks Top Mis-spoke, Mis-misunderstanding and Lie

    05/22/2015 8:39:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-22-2015 | MOTUS
    This weeks top Mis-spoke award goes to Mosel Marie:-Goodness, what a big face you have!Following in the lip prints of Baghdad Bob the ever affable Marie advises us that the Iraqi army is still holding the line just outside the city of Ramadi:Hold that line! Hold that line! Boy, that high school cheerleading experience sure comes in handy now that Marie is the deputy spokesmouth at the State Department. Marie Harf: Varsity Cheerleader for the Grandville High Blue Aces, 1999And did you know that when Marie was an actual high school cheerleader she nearly died from toxic shock syndrome? True...
  • TGIF 'Toons

    05/22/2015 3:08:33 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 22 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • American Capitalism: Chopped, Rolled and Smoked

    05/21/2015 8:16:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-21-2015 | MOTUS
    Can you blame Hillary for believing America has already embraced European-style socialismand plans her campaign strategy accordingly?Welcome to America: the new cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Her approach outlined in interviews with aides and advisers is a bet that social and demographic shifts mean that no left-leaning position Clinton takes now would be likely to hurt her in making her case to moderate and independent voters in the general election next year. Our federal food stamp (SNAP) program tops out at $74 billion/year and according to GAO, there are at least 18 different nutrition assistance programs, and together they spend...
  • Kim Jong Un Reviews New Secret Weapon!! breaking breaking

    05/21/2015 6:55:21 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 22 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 21, 2015 | meshugemikey
  • Norks -Deeply Offended by Accusation of Faked Submarine Missile Launch- Make Brazen New Claims...

    05/21/2015 3:45:14 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    (1 week prior to capitalist mission forever trumpetedin shallowpropaganda of American running-dogs) More at Reaganite Republican
  • Bush Would Use Obama Immigration Order to Extort Legislation from Congress [semi-satire]

    05/20/2015 10:21:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Potential candidate for president and former Governor of Florida JEB Bush told FOX News Megyn Kelly that unlike some other GOP presidential contenders, I would not move to immediately undo President Obamas executive action granting special privileges to illegal immigrants. Instead, I would refuse to revoke it until Congress passed appropriate enabling legislation. In any case, the American voter can count on me to see that legalizing those in this country illegally will go forward with or without legislation. Bush acknowledged the shaky legality of Obamas executive action, but averred that doing the right thing is more important than confining...
  • Hypothetically, Would You Still Have Voted For the Duck?

    05/20/2015 7:39:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-20-2015 | MOTUS
    Has there ever been a hypothetical question asked without malice aforethought? Bradford is overwhelmed with the gravitas of the hypothetical question posed to him.If the question comes from a lawyer or journalist the answer is no. Just ask Michael Dukakis or Mitt Romney if you dont believe me.So as Big Guys foreign affairs strategery continues to implode experience some setbacks, the journo-class has been having a field day asking Republican candidates, and presumed candidates, the hypothetical question of the week: "Knowing what you know now, would you have authorized the invasion (of Iraq)?" No matter how many times you try...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    05/20/2015 2:23:56 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 20 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More atReaganite Republican
  • First Look.... At The Clinton Slush Fund

    05/19/2015 3:46:45 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 35 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 19, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Senator Says NFL Priorities Screwed Up [semi-satire]

    05/19/2015 10:36:38 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 May 2015 | John Semmens
    The announcement that the New England Patriots and Quarterback Tom Brady would be penalized for cheating drove Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) into a frenzy. I find it stunning that the NFL cares more about how much air is in a football than it cares about a racist franchise name, Reid raved. No one need have known about the under-inflated balls. Covertly tipping the scales is simply business-as-usual. By going public with this scandal the NFL has shot itself in the foot, and to what end? The much more serious offense is the refusal of the Washington team to...
  • The Softer Side of Ears

    05/19/2015 8:27:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-19-2015 | MOTUS
    Hell-ooo Camden! Im listening! (h/t Frazier Crane)Having successfully demilitarized the military in order to hand over the surplus equipment to local police forces in order to help them keep the peace in our cities Unfortunately this well-intended action resulted in accusations of police aggression against young black men Big Guys well integrated administration has now decided that they need to demilitarize the police as well by introducing softer uniforms: A large part of rebuilding that trust between police and the community comes through demilitarizing law enforcement agencies. The task force, for example, suggests that police departments: minimize confrontation by using...
  • Obama Calls for Change in How the Media Reports [semi-satire]

    05/18/2015 9:36:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Citing the especially grievous slant that FOX gives to the news, President Obama called for better policing of the public airways to prevent this intellectual pollution. When I see how FOX is constantly undermining what I am trying to do for America by pointing out every flaw and defect of my policies I feel sorry for America, the President said. How can our people be joyful if their TVs are parading so-called failures in front of them in their own living rooms? The abuse of freedom of the press and freedom of speech for the purpose of destroying faith in...
  • Reprise: The People of OWS: Like the People of Wal-Mart, Only Not As Smart

    05/18/2015 6:25:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-18-2015 | MOTUS
    I would like to thank Turd Burgelstein for pointing out that all the whiners offended by micro-aggressions, BMIs, white privilege and harsh stares are really just this years crop of POWS People of Occupy Wall Street. I will do an update on the whiners and their professorial enablers when time permits, butt in the meantime, I thought it might be fun to repost this golden oldie: it was my most popular post ever and was picked up by the Daily Mail and linked by the Instapundit. I do find it a bit odd however that after 4 years...

    05/18/2015 6:04:53 AM PDT · by OK Sun · 7 replies
    Spillers of Soup ^ | Thursday, May 14, 2015 | SPIELEN NICHT NUR TTEN
    I'm not sure where I got this, probably one of the firearms forums.PIDGES RULES Lt. T.C.Pidge Robinson, Texas Ranger 15) Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need. 14) Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap - funerals are expensive. 13) If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or...
  • Armed American Radio (5-17-15)

    05/17/2015 1:40:08 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 2 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 5-17-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • The Opposite of Diversity: UNIVERSITY* So Shut Up!

    05/17/2015 8:50:34 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-17-2015 | MOTUS
    Whats the opposite of diversity? UNIVERSITY! (h/t *Kate at Small Dead Animals; shes a genius.)With The Closing of the Collegiate Mind,their victory is completeRemember when universities were bastions of freedom of thought and speech? Yeah, those were the good old days. Theyve now morphed into finishing schools for political correctness which certainly qualifies graduates for a job in education or journalism but isnt as helpful in fields such as medicine, accounting, engineering and information technology. Butt as they say, it is what it is. And besides, what do you expect for an average investment of $80-100,000?However I would think university...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    05/17/2015 3:32:02 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 17 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More atReaganite Republican
  • Inconvenient Facts: Chlorine, Its not just for toilets anymore.

    05/16/2015 8:53:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-16-2015 | MOTUS
    I need to power down for a bit this weekend, so I leave you with this to discuss amongst yourselves: From the Washington Free Beacon some reporter had the audacity to press BHO on his waffling on the red line in Syria. So Big Guy schooled him on the fact that chlorine is just a toilet bowl cleanser: During a press conference at Camp David, President Obama said that chlorine isnt historically a chemical weapon.We have seen reports about the use of chlorine in bombs that had the effect of chemical weapons. Chlorine, chlorine, itself, historically has not been...
  • Pakistan Piledriver (brief YouTube video)

    Here's a construction technique that would be handy to know. Read the calculations below then click on the link at the bottom of the article to see this technique in action. Here's something to cheer up any engineer. Just to put you in the picture and keep you up-to-date with the latest developments. Below is a link to a short video of a Pakistani pile driving construction technique. Notice that the pile driving becomes effective when the extra man jumps on. Very finely tuned! The chant is also catchy. Now, let's analyze the Engineering here: 6 men x 180 lbs....
  • NBC and ABC swap contracts of troubled anchors Brian Williams and George Stephanopoulos

    05/15/2015 8:41:38 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 10 replies
    one man's opinion...
    Given that sports metaphors are an everyday part of life, it's no surprise that NBC and ABC have taken a page from major leagues sports, and traded their two troubled and tainted stars, Brian Williams and George Stephanopoulos. Sources tell us that while the deal has been agreed to in principal, it hasn't been yet finalized. Williams' contract has several more years to run, so, in consideration for taking on the bigger financial commitment.....
  • A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest

    05/15/2015 8:33:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-15-2015 | MOTUS
    Diogenes, in search of an honest manAn honest journOlist? They’re incredibly hard to find you know.Take George Stephanopoulos for example. He made an “honest” mistake by “forgetting” to declare his $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 contribution to the Clinton Foundation while maintaining his façade of “neutral” television talking head. It’s okay though because a) he apologized on air and b) he said he wouldn’t moderate ABC's GOP debate. Why the GOP would have a debate moderated by anyone at ABC, NBC, CBS…etc. is a matter to take up with psychiatrists, butt seriously shouldn’t George recuse himself from any and all public presidential...

    05/15/2015 8:12:22 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 6 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 15, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Pope Francis explains Global Warming to Kids

    05/15/2015 7:41:47 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 25 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 15, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • TGIF Toons

    05/15/2015 2:57:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • You Didnt Earn That on Your Own; Somebody Else Did That For You (take 5)

    05/14/2015 7:40:11 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-14-2015 | MOTUS
    Speaking to a panel on poverty at Georgetown University, President Barack Obama dismissed wealthy Americans as societys lottery winners and called on them to made a modest investment to the poor in the form of tax increases. Daily Caller If you Google Lifes Biggest Lottery Winner Im pretty sure this will be the first image entry: The luckiest man in the world Theres a fairness issue involved here. And by the way, if we were able to close that loophole, I could now invest in early childhood education to make a difference. [Prove it] Thats where the rubber...
  • More Democrat 2o16 Hopefuls Step Forward

    05/14/2015 6:58:47 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 10 replies
    meshugamikey ^ | May 14, 2015 | Self
  • Why Is That Girl In the Senate Opposing My Plans?

    05/13/2015 8:08:57 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-13-2015 | MOTUS
    I think it may be a good idea for Big Guy to lay low for awhile. It seems every time he opens his mouth lately somebody sticks his foot in it.Take yesterday for example, when he was whining about people in general and Cherokee Princess Senator Elizabeth Warren in particular for not supporting his Trade Bill: NOW president: Obamas Warren critique sexist. National Organization for Women (NOW) president Terry ONeill on Wednesday called President Obamas critique of Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) sexist.ONeill told The Hill she took issue with Obama calling Warren by her first name during an interview with...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    05/13/2015 2:14:37 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Isis Takes Credit for Quakes In Nepal and Japan!!

    05/12/2015 5:21:52 PM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 8 replies
    self ^ | May 12. 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    having failed to produce any of yesterdays forecast frightening cyber attacks...isis has unveiled another ploy
  • ACLU Calls Surveillance of Baltimore Riots an Invasion of Privacy [semi-satire]

    05/12/2015 10:20:59 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Srmi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 May 2015 | John Semmens
    The American Civil Liberties Union demanded an end to the use of government drone aircraft to spy on those looting and burning buildings in Baltimore. Persons walking the streets should not be faced with such an intrusive violation of their privacy, declared ACLU spokesman Bertram Petty. Officials need to present a probable cause case to observe a specific individual suspected of a specific crime. They have no authority for a general surveillance of an entire city. Petty also questioned whether the looting and burning would even qualify as crimes, per se. The title to the property being removed from the...
  • What If You Won An Election

    05/12/2015 8:37:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-12-2015 | MOTUS
    What if you won an election butt the incumbent refused to leave?I know, silly isnt it? However thats exactly what happened in Alabama. Employees of an Alabama plant will be voting for the fifth time on whether it will oust the United Auto Workers union. The union has lost three of the four previous votes at NTN-Bower Corporation, but has filed appeals with the National Labor Relations Board alleging management interference.The one vote won by the union was nullified for voting irregularities. In that January vote, only 139 of the plant's 140 workers voted, but a total of 148 ballots...