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Where exactly do you fall on the political spectrum Secretary Clinton? Stalwart Progressive, as you told us last July? “I take a backseat to no one when you look at my record in standing up and fighting for progressive values.” A Centrist like your dear husband, as you told us last month: “You know, I get accused of being kind of moderate and center. I plead guilty.” Butt really, what difference, at this point, does it make? Especially since your opponent is a xenophobic, Islamophobic sexist pig.  *cough* *cough*I mean, Hillary could be a Marxist and apparently many former Republicans...

A coin flipping scam to beat our schoolmates out of their lunch money Although Dean and I were only in junior high school, we’ d already acquired hoodlum habits. Convinced that doing wrong was easier than doing right — and more fun — we devised a coin flipping scam to beat our schoolmates out of their lunch money. Operating on the five-flip, odd-man-wins-all principle, we two con boys lured suckers in and contrived to have our coins land on heads and tails, thus insuring we’d win the third guy’s money.

Deer oh deer, looks like Bambi has a temper. After accidentally hitting a deer with her car, Ellen Sager got a taste of this buck’s own road rage. The deer managed to fling the driver’s side door wide open and attacked Sager with its hooves. Ellen managed to get away with a minor knee injury, but the likely very confused deer died of its impact injuries some time later. See the video here.

Bad news: just as the Zombie Apocalypse is beginning to wind downLike zombies, only no use for brainswe are besieged with an impending clown apocalypse which could be even worse.Funny, it seems like only yesterday that America was facing a clown shortage: What kind of a cruel joke is this? Just as we need circuses more than ever to distract the plebes, we have a clown shortage? Membership at the country’s largest trade organizations for the jokesters has plunged over the past decade as declining interest, old age and higher standards among employers align against Krusty, Bozo and their crimson-nosed...

Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.

Why not turn the internet over to the UN?  Just because Al Gore invented it doesn’t mean it belongs to us.So why should the U.S. remain the protector of the open Internet? We’ve had it long enough, let’s give others a chance to play. Let’s let other countries, many of which want a closed, censored internet, take charge for awhile and see how that works out.Let’s let Sharia run the internet for awhileAnd since everybody knows the UN is a great body working selfishly towards world peace, better race relations and Green energy, what could possibly go wrong? "In particular, the...

A couple of good old boys in Maryland decided they would let some of the Black Lives Matters protesters in Hagerstown, Maryland know what they think of their protests. So, one followed the other's truck, which was a diesel truck and they proceeded to spew black exhaust smoke across the entire group of protesters. Check out the video below, which was originally uploaded by Aaron Gettel and then reposted by a protest supporter, Lawrence Marley Hester. Fast forward to the 1:20 mark.

Is it bad luck?, watch this hunter takes a couple shot at this huge 10-pointer, but as you can tell his rifle isn't zeroed in. The poor rabbit in the background got the butt-end of this as it goes flying. Here is the hunter's explanation as to why both of his shots were so far off the mark and right on the rabbit. Here's the hunter's explanation: "To make a long story short, my son dropped my rifle one week before this hunt and did not tell me it was dropped, after making two repetitive shots with custom loads, I...

It was fun yesterday looking at all the so-called snap polls after the debate that named Trump as the winner.The  people are singing and the odds in Vegas are changing, baby!I already reported on my own snap poll: I spent an entire day in the People’s Republic of Ann Arbor, where once upon a time every other car proudly sported an Obama bumper sticker. Then, earlier this year, many of the former Obama disciples quietly removed the detritus of the prior 8 years and replaced it with stickers identifying the new socialist lord and savior: Bernie Sanders. Nary a Prius...

I note there was a Trigger Warning posted at the Hofstra University debate last night:They should have added “biased opinion journalism ” to the list, in which case the “Open Your Eyes” sign on the table next to it would have made sense.My take on the the debate-by-moderator-fact-checking format: it was a draw. Trump didn’t go all nuts-o and start screaming at Hilz,  Hilz didn’t short circuit and fall over and Lester Holt didn’t moderate. Or ask Hillary any tough questions about her emails, Benghazi, or the Clinton Foundation scam.Lester did manage to squeeze in a few tough questions:  about...

OK, total humorous video vanity... I took the suggestions of some friends, and edited my "Hillary as OZ" video. It now has an ending with more punch. Click the picture for the improved video...

I see that President-Stompy-Foot-in-Waiting got her special Mine-is-Bigger-Than-Yours podium for tonight’s battle of the tongues.Along with a soap box to stand on.“Lectern Power Supply” – makes you wonder what power is in this box that Hillary will be standing on.Although in reality the slight of hand to make Hilz appear to be on par with her opponent requires some reverse engineering: the Hilz podium is actually smaller in stature with a yuge litter lifter box for her to stand on in order to make her appear – scale wise – as large as The Donald.And do not think for one moment...

I date myself by saying that my first knowing glimpses of an unclad human female's top came from the venerable "National Geographic" Magazine. While the photos were always in context with the learned articles, still, when the article was set in the tropics of some exotic place, even the most sheltered child could get a glimpse of 'forbidden fruit!'

I’m feeling a bit whimsical today so this flight of fancy is perfect. Photographer Dylan Winter captures the glorious “murmurations” of several hundred thousand starlings as they rise and fall, arc and plane in self-organizing choreography on their way home for the night.Can you hear the sound of a half million wings beating in unison? That’s known as a murmuration, my friend.I have found evidence of other equally impressive self-organizing “murmurations” where birds of a feather  flock together.  I know these have been posted before butt watch the whole thing anyway; it’s almost like going to church. Can you hear...

Guess who changed their mind and is now going to vote for Trump?Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know: Ted Cruz. Butt this is even BIGGER! I don’t normally cover the Village Idiot butt this - this is YUGE! Kimmie Kardashian might switch her allegiance from Hillary and go with Trump!!!! And wait till you hear why - Caitlyn! That’s right Caitlyn Jenner set her straight, how ironic is that?Can Kanye be far behind?Or will this create irreconcilable differences in yet another Kardashian marriage? Stay tuned.Meanwhile, apparently Ted Cruz either came to his senses and realized that his pride isn’t as important as...

This election I'm moving like Hillary I'm off the deep end Vacation every weekend I'm lying when I'm speakin My health is concerning Lied about Benghazi Play the woman card/ While I'm shaken my body Changing my position to what everybody wants to hear And everybody who opposes me disappears We're moving like Hillary

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Okay, it’s official: no public appearances (including fund raisers!) until debate night. CHAPPAQUA, N.Y., Sept. 22 (UPI) -- Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton has cleared her public campaign schedule as of Thursday to focus on preparing for Monday's presidential debate, while her opponent Donald Trump will continue campaigning in swing states through Saturday, according to their campaign schedules. – UPI Since Hilz, the smartest woman in the world, is already eminently qualified to be president -she doesn’t need to waste time reviewing issues. Instead, her prep will include the following:Effective techniques for stifling a yawn, lest someone claim she’s too...

Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.

I see that #HilzHiatus has rolled their candidate out this week to prove she’s not a hologram:Although I noted in the Orlando appearance she avoided the usual side-to-side teleprompter reading - in order to avoid any more commentary on her wonky eye. Instead she either used notes on the podium, turned her entire head/body or spoke directly straight into the camera, which used to be standard practice before the multi-TOTUS era butt now appears odd.The crowd in Orlando was yuge! Not Donald Trump public arena yuge, butt HRC local school gym yuge:And it was only scheduled because she was in...

Zach Galifianakis uncomfortably questions Hillary Clinton in incredible ‘Between Two Ferns’ video. His Episode 20:

Move over pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin carving with an AK-47 is the new hype this fall. We all love fall. Cooler weather, football, bonfires, and hunting seasons. It is the time of year we wait for all year long. All things flavored pumpkin spice seems to create a buzz these days, but carving pumpkins with an AK-47 is the coolest thing you will see this fall. Forks, knives, mini saws, hatchets the list goes on for different tools to use to carve pumpkins. AK-47 in hand, this gentleman carves a jack-o-lantern in the coolest, manliest, and most awesome fashion we...

What is the difference between Weiner and Bill Clinton? Answer: Bill doesn't know how to test.

Let’s review the FBI’s track record over the past 3 years:They investigated the Boston Bombers and found no reason for concern, thereby clearing any hurdles in the path of the Tsarnaev brothers to accomplish their goal of wreaking death and havoc on the Boston Marathon.Comey’s FBI were also investigating the “Draw Muhammad” shooters. Again, they found  nothing that a reasonable prosecutor would have pursued. Unfortunately for the shooters they were taken out by local police before being able to achieve their life-long desire of killing dozens of infidels for Muhammad- who-shall-remain-faceless. Omar Mateen was investigated too - twice. Finding that “no...

NEW YORK CITY (API) - Expanding on her comments about Presidential candidate Donald Trump's supporters being 'a basket full of deplorables' and 'unredeemable', Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton doubled down at her Whoopi Goldberg sponsored fundraiser on Thursday. "Trump's supporters are dangerous to this country," said Clinton Thursday night, much to the delight of the $10,000 a plate guests attending the swank fundraiser. "They are a bacillus in the tissue of the American body politic. They are the rats in the walls of our nation. They are a cancer that needs to be cut out and destroyed.

Today is the last time Barry’s motorcade and entourage will foul up Manhattan traffic all day in order to address the United Nations General Assembly. It will be the last time as President he will be able to use the UN backdrop to apologize for America, chastise those who dare disagree with him, and lie with impunity – for the greater good of course.It will be Barry’s last chance to use the UN pulpit to preach that terrorism is just a “war of narratives” and explain why we need to welcome even more “refugees” to our shores. Because, after all, they...

A couple weeks ago, Hillary and her walking Cane published a book entitled "Stronger Together" And it looks like a bunch of FReepers descended on Amazon to flame the new book. Sales of the book are not going well. Apparently the two week old book's price was recently lowered by 39%. But low sales hasn't stopped people from commenting. As this moment, there are an incredible 1,174 comments on the book! And 80% of those reviews are one-star ratings. Some of the satire in these comments is a hoot: 1.0 out of 5 starsThe Art of the Shakedown by Hill...

Trying not to offend someone these days is really hard apparently. When you do, it’s often those people shouting for peace and calm that like to assault people they disagree with. Probably the most hilarious way of offending someone, however, is when they are offended that you aren’t offended by something! That’s exactly what happened to model Christine Teigen earlier this week. As was also reported by Newsbusters, Teigen ran into some unexpected hot water when she made two seemingly innocent tweets about how she found the word “oriental” to be odd when talking about her salad dressing:

President Obama, at the Black Caucus Foundation Dinner Saturday night: "I’ve been so blessed to have a wife and a partner on this journey who makes it look so easy," he said, according to the White House transcript. "And is so strong, so honest and so beautiful and so smart."so strong, so honest MO’s healthy eating regimen, honestlyand so beautiful So beautiful I had her framedand so smart." How’s that working out for you, sherpa of smart? Well you know what they say – one (wo)man’s blessing is another man’s curse.Like couture, it all depends on how you wear itAnd...

You have to admit there is a twisted sense of satisfaction derived from delivering a good insult. It is even more gratifying when your intended target does not realize it is an insult. Now, do not be squishy. No one is immune to the innate desire and even need to retaliate against folks who caused physical or mental anguish to you or someone near and dear to you. Sometimes turning the other cheek is not an option, particularly if the object of your retaliatory insult suffers from the pachyderm syndrome – thick skinned, thick headed and vocabulary disadvantaged. Before we...

LAS VEGAS (AIP) - If campainging has become a game of capturing special interest groups, then presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton would appear to have a leg up opponent Donald Trump with at least one cabal -the Bulimic and Anorexic Men of America (BAMA). "We love Hillary," said BAMA spokesman Melvin Fischer. "Anytime I've had an exceptionally good meal and contemplate actually digesting it I just pop one of Hillary's porn videos in my DVD player and I'm hurling in no time."

I knew there was a reason  I still have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal; because when he is “on” Daniel Henninger’s Wonderland column is peerless. This week he was definitely on: Les Déplorables. Hillary Clinton’s comment that half of Donald Trump’s supporters are “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic”—a heck of a lot of phobia for anyone to lug around all day—puts back in play what will be seen as one of the 2016 campaign’s defining forces: the revolt of the politically incorrect.They may not live at the level of Victor Hugo’s “Les Misérables,” but it was only a...

Gary Johnson is the poorest excuse of a candidate for President. As he is beyond being a total idiot, & his weak brain is fried from all the weed he has smoked over the years! "Aleppo" right? Johnson would not have looked so ignorant or clueless if he had at least said, "oh the Aleppo pine tree?" Even though we know it's a town in Syria, it's also a pine tree, full of sap like Johnson!

Parody To the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo7qMRSPwUg Very well done!

Things have grown desperate in the Clinton camp. Nobody is coming right out and saying it - that’s not the Democrat way - butt trust me, the party’s Big Brains have concluded that they can not win with Hillary as head of the ticket; ipso fatso, they have replaced her with Obama.Don’t worry, I’ve got this!Aided and abetted by the Democratic operatives with bylines they’ve implemented the bait and switch scam.That’s right, the DNC/NBC/MsNBC/CBS/ABC/CNN/NYT/MSM, have redirected the 2016 campaign to Barack Obama’s (aka Barry Soetero) citizenship. More specifically they’ve redirected to Donald Trump’s role in seeking the “official” Obama birth...

>>> To all Free Republic members who are not aware of who Ryan McElveen is, he is a leftist school board member in Fairfax County Virginia, which is in the top 10 largest school districts nationally. He is behind the Fairfax transgender policy, which allows students and teachers to use whichever locker room, bathroom, or shower they wish, based on their current "gender identity." He also attempted to push through a policy that would censor all student speech, both in and out of school, that criticizes the LGBTQAAIABCXYZ agenda. >>> Ryan McElveen has long been considered a "social justice warrior."...

A freeper on freerepublic, publius911, suggested this image.  I needed to learn a bit about Gimp (the open source image processer), so I created it for practice. Have fun, Publius911!

I’m reading David McCullough’s biography of Truman. After firing MacArthur the shit hits the fan in Washington. To boost spirits at the White House someone pens a mock schedule for welcoming the General back to Washington. 12:30 Wades ashore from Snorkel submarine12:31 Navy band plays “Sparrow in the Treetop” and “I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead You Rascal You”12:40 Parade to the Capitol with General MacArthur riding an elephant12:47 Be-heading of General Vaughan at the rotunda1:00 General MacArthur addresses Members of Congress1:30-1:49 Applause for General MacArthur1:50 Burning of the Constitution1:55 Lynching of Secretary Acheson2:00 21-atomic bomb salute2:30 300 nude D.A.R.s...

“Mrs. Obama’s steps into the campaign spotlight underscore her transformation from a once-reluctant political spouse into a confident public figure… But this week, Mrs. Obama will wade into the campaign fray on behalf of Hillary Clinton, putting her broad popularityand reputation for authenticityto work for a candidate who has suffered from a lack of both.”  NYT “Obama has created a valuable brand for herself since she moved into the White House, nurtured all these years by being very judicious in her choice of public events and interviews.” - Chicago Sun Times Here’s Lady M’s most recent, judicious choice of public...

Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.

Hillary's Team Quickly Re-Works Campaign Graphics

A fellow Freeper named Karliner urged me to follow through on this video. We both had a similar idea of a Hillary video using Arthur Brown's "Fire" as the soundtrack. Here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnfzU88XXM

Don’t tell me that Hillary doesn’t have the strength to carry this campaign to completion. She has the strongest arms money can buy: “#Stronger Together” or “Two Men and a Cluck” Concept h/t to G-depolorable-W; p-shopping by RajAnd if you’re concerned about the media cover-up of Hilz obvious health problems, just add it to the other 50 Disgusting Hillary Facts Legacy Media are Hiding From You.With the Clintons it’s always the same old thing.And it’s always a lie. And I think we all know how lies leave spots on your milk bottle.Picture image Doug RossIn other news, Ford announced yesterday...

Here’s an article that accurately summarizes the state of media affairs in America (and by affairs, I mean “illicit”): CNN’s Christiane Amanpour Formally Comes Out as Pro-Hillary, Anti-Journalism.Serving only as video confirmation that 1) sexism is the new racism, 2) the media is snugly in bed with Hillary and 3) the media condones lying to the public as long as it is them doing the lying. All of which led to this Tweet. Narrative has gone from "Hillary is perfectly healthy, stop being sexist" to "FDR had Polio and was a good President" in less than 12 hours. — Ann...

Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign issued a explainer condemning a cartoon frog meme for allegedly being a symbol of white supremacy. The “Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists” explainer includes an image shared by Republican presidential Donald Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., referencing Clinton’s “basket of deplorables” statement:

Any idea where the smartest woman in the world is? I have been assured she just stumbled, has allergies, one hour pneumonia, and the old standby dehydration. I also learned it's normal to faint and collapse and she is powering through because she is after all also the strongest woman in the world. So where is she?

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE AWESOME YT VIDEO ABOUT THE STUPIDEST HATE MAIL EVER! So as you may remember we got quite a bit of hateful mail and comments last month by All the liberal idiots who hate Donald Trump and hate America. These were from either email or Youtube. The vast majority of my commenters and email is positive. After all if liberals are so pissed off I must be doing a good job! Its when you hit your target when you take flak. Not surprisingly I got this ditty from killtrumpnow@gmail.com from a liberal who says he's from...

When Joe Biden advised Hillary to “let them see your heart a little more” I suspect he had something a bit warmer and fuzzier in mind than the “basket of deplorable” reference. Even Spengler, hardly a Trumper at heart, sees the the importance of the deplorables: You can’t win an American presidential election without the deplorables’ vote. Deplorables are America’s biggest minority. They might even be the American majority… They’re the median family whose real income has fallen deplorably by 5% in the past ten years, the 35% of adult males who deplorably have dropped out of the labor force, the...

You never know when you’ll make a new friend. This young man met his coyote buddy, and they started bonding the best way Coyotes know how: They started howling together! That little pup seems to be in good hands with this guy, they both look pretty happy. I wonder where that pup is, now? Set back into a wildlife habitat, or sticking close with his new two-legged buddy? See the video here.

If you want a basket of deplorables, I give you a basket of deplorables: Beets. Deplorable. And if you like beets let me apologize for my “grossly generalistic”  characterization, butt I still hate them. Representing both coasts and a wide swath of flyover America let me assure you that of the entire lot of MOTI gathered for the FFF - Bakken Wag, Boo, Creeper, Doug Ross, GW, Needlepointer, Noelle’s Bootcut Kittenpants, Robin and Mr. Robin, Upnorthlurkin and Mr. Lurkin – there is nary a smidgen of deplorable in the lot. In fact, nothing here butt fine specimens of American exceptionalism....