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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Rhodesia asks Zimbabweans: Miss Me Yet?

    08/29/2016 5:43:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 40 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-29-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember when Zimbabwe used to be Rhodesia?There’s a lesson, or two, in here somewhere: ‘No One Is Safe’: Zimbabwe Threatens to Seize Farms of Party Defectors. That’s right: first they came for the white men’s farms:And the blacks didn’t object because, well, they weren’t white. Now they’re coming for the farms of black-men-who-disagree-with-the-government-policies. That’s how it always goes.And as pointed out by the Instapundit: Hey, it was over a decade ago when Nick Kristof reported that Zimbabweans were nostalgic for the days of white rule: An elderly peasant in another village, Makupila Muzamba, said that hunger today is worse than...
  • Taurus Judge - a Gun that can do it all

    08/28/2016 12:31:45 PM PDT · by w1n1 · 32 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 8/28/2016 | C Buckner
    The Taurus Judge is the gun that can do it all, check it out as Matt from Demolition Ranch puts it to the test in as many ways as possible. Most people have at least heard of the Taurus Judge and the Taurus Judge Public Defender, and you’ve probably heard the claim that it’s the gun that can do it all. Today you’ll get to see that claim put to the test as Matt from Demolition Ranch puts just about as many different types of rounds as possible through these guns and gives them all sorts of tests. What we...
  • Corn: The Environmental Impact Statement

    08/28/2016 5:36:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-28-2016 | MOTUS
    Is it possible the environmentalists have been praying at the wrong altar? Is it possible that corn – as a fuel - is a worse pollutant than (gasp!) oil?  Well, yes, apparently: Despite their purported advantages, biofuels — created from crops such as corn or soybeans — cause more emissions of climate change-causing carbon dioxide than gasoline, according to the study from U-M Energy Institute research professor John DeCicco. The multi-billion-dollar U.S. biofuels industry — promoted and expanded for more than a decade by the federal government — [ed. read “subsidies”] may be built on a false assumption, according to...
  • “Dear Week, I’m So Over You…”

    08/27/2016 4:43:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-27-2017 | MOTUS
    From srdem65’s post 8/26/16 @ 3:36 pm EDT: “Friends, we need a happy day here. No war, no politics, nada. Hopefully no tragedies to worry about either. Photos of our babies - two legged and four legged. Some yummy treats we might make at home, some lovely drinks to make, and an exotic meal or two. Tales of happy times with the family, the children. I'm getting burned out and I bet you are too.” “So let it be written. So let it be done.”Since I’m not going to be around I don’t think it would be wise to open...
  • Hillary Clinton: I See Racists

    08/26/2016 4:35:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 23 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-26-2016 | MOTUS
    Yesterday Donald Trump again called Hillary a crooked liar (and a bigot).With the help of her over-worked voice coach Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump a racist – in uncharacteristically well modulated diction. Clinton started the day by releasing a video that featured Ku Klux Klan members and white supremacists touting Trump’s candidacy — then gave an afternoon speech condemning Trump’s racially inflammatory remarks and support within the “alt-right,” which she described as an “emerging racist ideology.” – WaPo The only thing – you can’t really believe anything a crooked liar says. Protestor at a yuge Hillary campaign event in February...
  • Transporting Hillary - Made Easy

    08/25/2016 5:50:30 PM PDT · by Regurgitated · 7 replies
    email | 08-26-2016 | Internet
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    08/25/2016 5:05:33 PM PDT · by PROCON · 8 replies ^ | Aug. 25, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.Special guests tonight Curt Schilling, Ann McElhinney, John Nolte and Olympic hero, Sam Kendricks.
  • That’s a Ginormous Paper Moon!

    08/25/2016 5:48:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-25-2016 | MOTUS
    Remember the special frock that Lady M donned to return to the prison of the White House last Sunday? It’s been driving me crazy. I knew it reminded me of something other than my Aunt Irene circa 1952 butt couldn’t quite put my finger on it. And then, while in sleep mode, it popped up on my server! It’s from the August 21, 2010 post, Big Guy, All Books, No Grapes. Sure enough, there she was, Lady M  play-acting the role of Imogene in Paper Moon.Imogene and Addie – Paper MoonIn case you don’t recall the movie it’s a 1973...
  • August Hate mail and comments from liberals

    08/24/2016 5:40:55 AM PDT · by mainestategop · 36 replies
    AND NOW: LIBERAL HATE MAIL! Here are some of the Email and comments on youtube and my blog I got for this month. Eric131313 : CAPITALIST PIG! F***K YOU AND DONALD TRUMP! AND UR GREEDY SYSTEM!! Kay B writes: I guess your butt hurt still losing the debate about Sarah Palin and communism with sammy Jeans. Racist nut. Vampiressondaprowlq sez: Oh go away! Stay off my channel you fascist libertarian nut! Who's funding your blog! TELL ME! I'll FIND OUT!! TELL ME WHO YOUR RIGHT WING BACKER ARE AND WHO IS PAYING YOU TO LIE FASCIST RIGHT WING HYPOCRITE!! Wez...
  • All The Would-be-President’s Men and Women

    08/24/2016 5:28:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-24-2016 | MOTUS
    How proud must we be as a nation to be this close to electing a woman to the highest office in the land? And how ironic that the woman-who-be-king represents the antithesis of everything these United States stands for - starting with truth and justice and continuing through individual responsibility, limited government and the use public office for personal gain? And as a bonus this world-class harridan corruptocrat has dragged the entire media into the deep muck to wallow as they pretend to see nothing butt gold in them ‘thar Hillz!Well done Hillary Clinton! Well done! Just a few more...
  • (Vanity) You Are Old, Mrs. Clinton

    08/23/2016 5:32:47 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 43 replies
    The velveted paws of the Typing Tabby ^ | 08-23-2016 | grey_whiskers
    "You are old, Mrs. Clinton," the young voter said, "And have to pretend to be strong; And yet you incessantly sit on a stool -- Do you think, you'll keep up, the act long?" "In my youth," Mrs. Clinton replied to the pup, "I was always afraid of a fall; But, it's more than a stool, for the Press holds me up, (and my Poll numbers, too!) through it all." “'You are old,' ” said the youth, “as that old poem went, "And have grown most uncommonly fat; Yet you still wear those pants suits that look like a tent...
  • Variety: We’ve Got It Covered

    08/23/2016 4:41:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-23-2016 | MOTUS
    “I am a product of pop culture. I am a consumer of pop culture. I know what resonates with people.”  Chalk up one more cover-shoot for Lady M, pop culture expert. And this one covers all types of pop culture: black AND white! Michelle Obama used her passion, smarts and entertainment savvy to transition from White House supporting player to beloved media star And don’t forget fashion icon and busy mom! I see a multi-million dollar contract in Lady M’s future.PS: Love the arched foot look. Makes her model stance look so…Kardashian! And pop-culturally.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Vanity: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Are Sitting In a Bar…

    08/22/2016 5:29:21 PM PDT · by rickmichaels · 19 replies
    Donald leans over and, with a smile on his face, says: “Do you think the media were too hard on you about that scandal?” Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?” Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Using the...
  • Vanity: Bill, Hillary, and the box under the bed

    08/22/2016 5:19:15 PM PDT · by rickmichaels · 16 replies
    When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were three empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with...
  • Boudreaux Investigates Cock Fighting Ring

    08/22/2016 1:30:19 PM PDT · by Dalberg-Acton · 7 replies
    unknown | August 22, 2016 | unknown
    The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcratic Natnal Char from N'awlins". Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I...
  • Trump threatens to 'tell the real story' about Morning Joe 'clowns'

    08/22/2016 5:44:07 AM PDT · by CaptainK · 83 replies
    Politico ^ | 8/22/16 | Nick Gass
    Donald Trump laced into the hosts of MSNBC's morning show anew on Monday, accusing one of co-hosts of being "neurotic" and a "mess" and both of them as being "two clowns." "Tried watching low-rated @Morning_Joe this morning, unwatchable! @morningmika is off the wall, a neurotic and not very bright mess!" Trump tweeted Monday, referring specifically to Mika Brzezinski, in response to the first hour and 20 minutes of MSNBC's "Morning Joe." Minutes after his initial tweet, Trump offered another personal broadside. "Some day, when things calm down, I'll tell the real story of @JoeNBC and his very insecure long-time girlfriend,...
  • Nothing, And Everything, Has Changed.

    08/22/2016 5:42:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-22-2016 | MOTUS
    I’m taking a vacation this week so I thought it would be fun to reflect back on the Wons first Martha’s Vineyard vacation compliments of the taxpayer. First, from August 25, 2009: If The Shoe Fits (or not) Sheeze! Can you believe all the hoo-ha over Lady M’s tootsies? Haven’t I got enough to worry about from the ankles up – and please, no canckle jokes from you little zumba Everyready bunnies.I would think the MSM would be following the escapades of Rahm, the only toes in this administration that count. He’s down in Florida this week trying to stem...
  • Remembering One of the Things That Made America Great

    08/21/2016 5:09:17 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-22-2016 | MOTUS
    Yesterday was the annual world famous car cruise that runs for miles along Woodward Avenue through multiple Detroit suburbs. Officially just a one day event on the 3rd Saturday of August, in reality it’s a weeklong event that begins the weekend before. Vintage cars can be seen all week cruising up and down the strip, culminating in an endless parade on Saturday of approximately 45,000 cars from around the country and attracting about a million spectators.Aside from a few fender benders I’m unaware of a single outbreak of violence. Talk about making America great again! What’s your favorite car from the...
  • 1000 Bottles of Wine on the Wall

    08/20/2016 8:42:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-20-2016 | MOTUS
    We break from presidential politics to bring you this important news from the world of medical research: Scientists are close to developing a pill that delivers the concentrated benefits of resveratrol, the component in red wine thought to be beneficial to health. Scientists on opposite sides of the globe appear to be getting closer to harnessing one of red wine’s most elusive health-giving ingredients and putting it into a pill. The ingredient, resveratrol, has been touted for years for its ostensible powers to prolong life and protect against a range of ailments including heart disease, diabetes and Alzheimer’s disease. Studies...
  • Righteous Indignation To Follow

    08/19/2016 5:40:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-19-2016 | MOTUS
    With a new guy on the campaign staff we finally see what The Donald’s critics and enemies have been demanding - the “pivot” to “presidential” speech. Addressing Policies: Tonight, I’d like to talk about the New American Future we are going to create together. Last week, I laid out my plan to bring jobs back to our country. On Monday, I laid out my plan to defeat Radical Islamic Terrorism. On Tuesday, in Wisconsin, I talked about how we are going to restore law and order to this country. Unity: Every single citizen in our land has a right to live...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST (Dinesh D'Souza Tonight)

    08/18/2016 5:03:58 PM PDT · by PROCON · 27 replies ^ | Aug. 18, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • America Burns. Obama Plays Through. Again.

    08/18/2016 5:15:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-18-2016 | MOTUS
    As you know, the Won has vacationed on Martha’s Vineyard every summer he’s been in office - with the exception of 2012 when he was busy appearing to care about your pain. Still, it’s uncanny how similar this summer resembles news stories from two years ago: another city in fly-over country is engulfed in race-based riots following a police-involved shooting of another thug.Look familiar? It’s Milwaukee. Could just as easily be Ferguson though. Or anywhere.So I thought “what the heck, if history is going to repeat itself every summer why shouldn’t I?” So here, a rerun of the Dancing Queens:...
  • Biff Spackle Explains #NeverTrump

    08/17/2016 3:31:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-17-2016 | MOTUS
    As you know, I wasn’t a Trumpster right from the start, butt I’ve long held that the #NeverTrump cabal is really the #HillaryByProxy krewe (as seen here, here, and here).Now, Biff Spackle, via DougRoss@Journal (who definitely was NOT a Trumpster at the beginning), has an 8-Panel illustration of precisely what the #NeverTrump cabal is determined to accomplish:See The Rest HereMaybe Mark Levin saw Biff’s toon too, as he seems to be inching his way in off the #NeverTrump ledge: “These are really good things he’s saying!”; Mark Levin Praises Trump’s ISIS speech:  (h/t: Larwyn’s Linx). I sure HOPE #NeverTrumpers are...
  • “I Ain’t No Ways Tired”

    08/16/2016 5:14:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-16-2016 | MOTUS
    How does a capable, hardworking, diligent, smart, tenacious leader relax? Try seven rounds of golf (so far), 5 nights out (Sunday Down Island, Tuesday State Road, Friday L'etoile, Saturday Red Cat Kitchen, Sunday Lola's) and a fundraiser for his heir apparent: The President said while the first lady is strict about him actually taking a vacation when they are on vacation, he was there because it is “absolutely critical that we have a capable, hardworking, diligent, smart, tenacious leader in the Oval Office.”“I ain’t no ways tired” And now this breaking news from the Gateway Pundit: Exhausted Hillary Is Taking...
  • When You’re Up To Your Armpits in Alligators

    08/15/2016 4:36:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-15-2016 | MOTUS
    I’d like to interrupt the lack of news reports on the Obamas-on-vacation-on-Martha’s-Vineyard for an important update on the green slime problem at the Rio Olympic diving pool. Whoops! That’s not the look we were going for.Apparently it’s just algae. Some guy dumped 40 gallons of hydrogen peroxide into the pool by mistake and that neutralized the chlorine which allowed the algae to grow like, well, algae. We have been assured that while the pool “smells like farts” it’s quite harmless.And as you may recall, we LOVE algae! After wind, solar and corn, it’s our favorite alternative fuel du jour. I...
  • The Explainer-in-Chief Does What He Does Best

    08/14/2016 4:27:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 25 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-14-2016 | MOTUS
    Bill Clinton recently updated his January 26, 1998 response to allegations that he had *ahem* sexual relations with “that woman,” Monica Lewinski:It’s “the biggest load of bull I’ve ever heard,” said Hillary Clinton’s consort-of-sorts.And that goes double for the accusations being recklessly hurled at Hillary by that FBI pimp, Comey:  “They saw two little notes with a ‘C’ on it — this is the biggest load of bull I’ve ever heard — that were about telephone calls that she needed to make. The State Department typically puts a little ‘C’ on it to discourage people from discussing it in public in...
  • Hillary Has a New Neurologist: His “Shocking” Diagnosis & Treatment

    08/13/2016 4:13:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 29 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-13-2016 | MOTUS
    Here’s an update on Hillary’s health from her new neurosurgeon.  First, the good news - he has nailed the diagnosis and has a cure; the bad news -  it’s Dr. Nick Riviera. And more bad news, it isn’t covered by Obamacare.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Don’t Vote For Just Any Old Ass

    08/12/2016 4:53:50 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-12-2016 | MOTUS
    Goodness gracious! I’m not sure exactly who/what Mad World News is, butt they just published an article about this Tweet by @HillsMedRecord (account now deleted…or shut) down by Twitter):Here’s the story: notes from an ostensibly leaked official health record of one Hillary Rodham Clinton dated February 5, 2014 reveals some yuge health deficits:In addition to the “complex partial seizures” – which we’ve all witnessed several times now -the doctor’s notes indicates she has something called “Subcortical Vascular Dementia.”  That sounds serious. No wonder Huma warned her handlers that Hillary is “often confused.”Now I can’t speak to the veracity of this...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    08/11/2016 5:05:36 PM PDT · by PROCON · 25 replies ^ | Aug. 11, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Parallel Parking in America: a Parable

    08/11/2016 5:38:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-11-2016 | MOTUS
    Somebody handed the keys of a luxury car over to a woman who barely knows how to drive and clearly knows nothing about parallel parking. What could go wrong?Whoops! I guess we need one of those “Reset” buttons.A woman runs over the hood of a $300,000 Ferrari while trying to park her Mercedes in a space the size of semi-truck. It’s  unclear at this point if the car’s computer system had been hacked into, the driver had some type of medical “short circuit,” or if it was just a case of an incompetent driver behind the wheel of an expensive...
  • Some People REALLY Pay to Play With the Clintons

    08/10/2016 5:22:21 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-10-2016 | MOTUS
    Hey Donald, “the girl” can negotiate deals just as well as you! That’s right, if negotiating beneficial terms is a top priority, Hllz is pretty good at it: Hillary Aide Cheryl Mills OK’d Oil Deal That Put $500K In Bill’s Pocket.And as for firing people: when you’ve been fired by a Clinton you KNOW you’ve been fired!Latest name added to the list of mysterious deaths, Seth Rich - who Julian Assange has insinuated was responsible for the DNC leaks. There’s no double-crossing in Clinton world.Unless you’re talking Vodka.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Made In Detroit

    08/09/2016 5:20:51 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Donald Trump’s economic plan of rebuilding America is a resounding critique of Democratic leadership in general and Hillary Clinton in particular. Why did Donald Trump select Detroit as the venue to  present his plan?Allow me to have Dewey From Detroit explain, with a retrospective of posts from the Obama years: You Can’t Handle the Solution! To avoid charges of racism there were only a few proscribed approaches for discussing the city’s problems:  you were allowed to wring your hands helplessly, you were allowed to mourn the demise of the city as long as you acknowledged that its fate was the...
  • When Do The "Tourist Guy Meme" Pictures Of Hillary's Diazepam Drug Guy Start Popping Up?

    08/08/2016 8:05:17 AM PDT · by kiryandil · 104 replies
    August 8, 2016 | The InterWebTubes
    He's EVERYWHERE!!! Seriously - has anyone started in with the meme pictures of this Diazepam injecto guy being in every setting you can think of?
  • It’s Hard To Keep a Good Nag Down

    08/08/2016 5:26:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-8-2016 | MOTUS
    Drudge and Gateway Pundit are all over Hillary’s health issues this morning:Butt there will be no discussion elsewhere due to media privilege. Maybe she should do some more yoga, which I understand is good for your balance.Just don’t expect her to take any questions right now due to another short circuit.We’ll just keep an eye on her, to make sure she doesn’t melt down. Again.UPDATE: Larwyn’s Links @DougRoss has a breaking story claiming Hillary’s Handler Carrying Auto-Injector Syringe For Anti-Seizure Drug Diazepam:Hmmmmmm. I wonder what the end game is here?Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Clinton Campaign To Set Up Camp David-like Retreat For Hillary In Hot Springs, Arkansas (Satire)

    08/07/2016 6:30:41 PM PDT · by kiryandil · 14 replies
    Auguat 7, 2016
    The Hillary Clinton campaign is returning to her Arkansas roots, with a slight twist: Hot Springs, Arkansas, instead of the state capital, Little Rock. Hallary apparently plans to have a Camp David-like retreat, called the Little White House, set up for after her election to the presidency. Though several of the campaign's aides were seen checking out the local hot springs, the campaign issued a denial that they were asking questions about the healing properties of the springs. The denial by the campaign took place in front of a local wheelchair store, where local press had cornered some of the...
  • Imagine a Shark…and a Whale

    08/07/2016 5:43:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-7-2016 | MOTUS
    This was concerning, considering Martha’s Vineyard is just south of Cape Cod: 3 Beaches Closed on Cape Cod After 6 Great White Sharks Spotted Feeding on Whale Carcass Three beaches on Cape Cod were closed to swimming Friday after as many as six great white sharks were spotted feeding on a whale carcass. The good news: Kim Kardashian is no longer pregnant.And Orca Oprah has been spotted, safe on shore.The bad news: Lady M  hasn’t even had time to squeeze into her bathing suit yet, let alone hit the beach. I’ll spare you the image; people have died for less....
  • The MO-BETTA MO-Traps

    08/06/2016 5:21:18 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-6-2016 | MOTUS
    What a week; state dinner Tuesday, Barry’s birthday dinner at Fiola Mare on Thursday, and then - last night! Birthday Lollapalooza! We rolled up the carpets and everyone boogied down till the sun came up. And while there was no sit-down dinner, don’t worry; there were enough “snacks” to feed all the starving children in America as well as the rest of the world - for a year. Butt as you know, no pictures. The most transparent administration ever is wrapping up their last year the same way they started: no outsiders, no photographers, no press, and no social media...
  • These Bears knows its Summer

    08/05/2016 10:33:45 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 14 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 8/5/2016 | C Cocoles
    Courtesy of the folks at Los Angeles CW affiliate, KTLA, is this video shot by some Pasadena residents of two bears cooling off during a Southern California hot day. The video, submitted by Sainty Wang and Carlos Chavez, was shot from behind a sliding glass door as the cubs splashed around in the birdbath. It’s not uncommon to see bears cooling off in swimming pools as the summer temperatures climb, but these two cubs found the outdoor planter to be a bit more comfortable. The cubs were not unsupervised however, as Wang and Chavez also managed to capture photographs of...
  • The Audacity of Coincidence

    08/05/2016 7:13:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-5-2016 | MOTUS
    The man who assured us that “if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor” and “there was not even a smidgen of corruption” involved in the IRS scandal now tells us that the $400 million pallet of cash delivered to Tehran on the same day the hostages were released was merely a coincidence. Even though the hostages waited at the airport all night for the plane carrying the non-ransom to arrive.  Because “we do not pay ransom for hostages.” “Abedini said he and the others waited a full night in the airport. According to police, they were waiting...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    08/04/2016 5:07:53 PM PDT · by PROCON · 17 replies ^ | Aug. 4, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* PODCAST Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Ever thought what a 90mm Cannon would do to a 5k iMac?

    08/04/2016 10:15:18 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 36 replies
    AShooting Journal ^ | 8/4/2016 | J Hines
    Computer slowness getting you down? or, maybe you’re just getting tired of Macs. FullMag fired a T8 anti-tank gun at it and see what the destruction looks like. Hearing about it is one thing, but seeing it in slow motion is taking it to another level of curiosity, see the destruction here.
  • “That’s what sustained me in my time of trouble.”

    08/04/2016 4:47:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-4-2016 | MOTUS
    Following Barry’s lead, French President Hollande has come down firmly in the anti-Trump camp. He finds The Donald’s "hurtful and humiliating comments" to be retch worthy. Which is perhaps not all that significant as the French are known for their delicate constitution, having come by the somewhat disparaging “cheese-eating surrender monkeys” appellation the old fashioned way - they earned it.All I know is if it comes down to a knife fight between the erudite, cunning François Hollande and the man who wants to make America great again, I’m going with The Donald. I get the impression that Hollande is one...
  • What Not To Wear, Ever. Episode 2751

    08/03/2016 5:29:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 73 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-3-2016 | MOTUS
    Another whimsical notion from the unflinching Daily Mail, this time regarding the frock Lady M chose for last night’s state dinner honoring Singapore: We're going to file this one under: BREATHTAKING.Michelle Obama stole the show at this evening's state dinner wearing a strapless gown that folded over at the neckline and cinched in her waist before it elegantly fell to the floor with its splendid statement cape. Would we expect anything less from the First Lady of Style? [ed.I couldn’t have put it better myself] [ed. Does anyone other than me think this “folded over at the neckline” look is...

    08/02/2016 6:00:24 PM PDT · by Auntie Mame · 35 replies
    Taki's Magazine ^ | August 2, 2016 | Joe Bob Briggs
    NEW YORK—All over America IKEA futons are groaning with the restless insomnia of journalists—tossing, turning, cursing the impotence of their melatonin capsules—burdened with the future of the Republic. Long nights of torment, and then . . . Morning resolve! Before they’ve even microwaved their second Jimmy Dean Sausage Sandwich, they know that this will be the day of reckoning. They will fire up the Kia Sedona and take the long way to work, giving them more time to think about the epic 1,500 words that will make the difference between chaos and civilization. Yes, they tell their wives, It’s time...
  • Now Where Did I Put That Plumber’s Putty?

    08/02/2016 4:57:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-2-2016 | MOTUS
    What if it’s true; what if the NSA has copies of all Hillary’s missing emails? And why wouldn’t they? They have copies of everyone else’s.Still, no reason to get excited, everyone knows they were all about yoga. So can we just get back to talking about how Trump disses Muslims and doesn’t have a chance against St. Hillary? And stop worrying about all those leak rumors; they have been grossly exaggerated. Nothing a little plumbers putty won’t fix.We just need to find ourselves a few plumbers.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • #Fishbra growing trend on Instagram

    08/01/2016 11:27:04 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 37 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 8/1/2016 | J Hoffman
    #FishBras is the newest fad to hit Instagram, and as you’ll see, women are proudly showing off their fishing assets. A new fish craze is hitting the picture-sharing site Instagram, were women anglers – proud of their catch – display a fish in front of their bare breasts. Tagged using the term #FishBras, a quick search of Instagram will find just under 3,000 entries so far – and that number is growing on a daily basis. What seems to be a trend mainly for saltwater anglers (it helps that they are mostly clad in bikinis), northern gals are also getting...
  • The 4 Pinocchios and the Woman Who Won Them

    08/01/2016 5:01:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 25 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-1-2016 | MOTUS
    Hillary, lying her way through Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace: Chris Wallace: Madame Secretary, are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Part?Secretary Clinton: WTF! I was told there would be no geo-political questions. Whiskey:Tango:Foxtrot:The Washington Post awarded her Fox News Sunday performance the full 4 Pinocchios, which surprised no one. As some wag noted they should start calling them “Hillarys” from now on. Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Hillary's Face Freeze

    07/31/2016 6:10:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 30 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-31-2016 | MOTUS
    <p>Vs. the “real” Hillary face, or at least as real as it can be after a couple of face lifts and unlimited use of Botox and fillers.</p> <p>So stop demanding Hillary’s medical records and just take the media’s word for it, she’s healthy and vibrant!</p>
  • Chinese Premiere Responds to Speculation That Fireball over Western US Was an Intentional Act

    07/30/2016 3:19:54 PM PDT · by Barnacle · 5 replies
    Barnacle News Network | July 30, 2016 | Guy Lozon
    On July 28, 2016, at 9:40 PST, people from Los Angeles to San Francisco and from Las Vegas to Reno saw a spectacular sight in the night sky. A bright green light was streaming from west to east and breaking into smaller pieces as it went. Was it a meteor or a UFO? No one knew, and there was nothing said about it on the radio or the internet. The next morning it was national news. It was learned that the fireball was a Chinese rocket reentering the EarthÂ’s atmosphere after one month in low orbit. Some people thought it...
  • A Tale of Weebles and Bobble-Heads: Not My Circus, Not My Monkey

    07/30/2016 5:58:54 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-30-2016 | MOTUS
    What a long, hot, contentious week this has been. Never have I been quite so happy to say:So I make no attempt to explain. I shall simply illustrate.First, the star monkey as a Weeble (I suspect this is a microaggresion) in blue:…and again, in white (I know this is mircoaggresion; apologies in advance and I better throw in a trigger warning as well):And next, our star monkey as a Bobble-head (again, trigger warning and apologies for the microaggresion) doll:And as a real-live bobble-head:Step right up! See the only living Bobble-head running for President!The Democrats have a really big tentso I...