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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • The Summer Solstice: Let There Be Light

    06/21/2018 5:17:00 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-21-18 | MOTUS
    I don’t know about you but I can’t bear another day of the Left’s posturing, pirouetting and pouting over a border policy that’s been in place since the days of the false light bringer.Instead on this, the longest day of the year, let’s pause to celebrate the light. Wishing everyone an endless summer. And a chance to leave leave your paw prints on the beach.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Note: A Conspiracy That is Slapping You in Your Stupid Face is not a “Theory”

    06/21/2018 4:57:27 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 18 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Take that, CNN and NBC! – ABC News, desperate to gain its footing in the race to produce the fakest of all the fake news in the #fakenew universe, decided to just chuck it all on Wednesday and run news so fake that even some at CNN were embarrassed by it. In the middle of the networks fake coverage of a real meeting at the White House, ABC’s chyron ran a blaring note claiming “Manafort Pleads Guilty to 5 Charges of Manslaughter”. Obviously, Paul Manafort did not plead guilty to manslaughter or...
  • It’s the Seriousness of the Allegations, Stupid

    06/20/2018 6:17:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-20-18 | MOTUS
    "We have no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing, but the seriousness of the allegations, and the weight of circumstantial information, compel an effort to establish the facts." – Reagan’s October Surprise When an unsecured email server was used to handle confidential governmental communications, Comey found “no clear evidence” of Secretary Clinton’s intent to violate the law, so he concluded that “no reasonable prosecutor would have pursued charges.”When the IG investigated the FBI, Horowitz found “no clear evidence” that the people who headed the Clinton email probe were biased despite their biased comments and therefore concluded that there was nothing a...
  • Here’s Why the Democrats and their Media Propaganda Complex Are Panicked

    06/20/2018 5:04:54 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 29 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Democrats in Action! – It is now no longer enough for Democrats and their spokespeople pretending to be journalists at our nation’s news outlets to simply fake the news on this fabricated border issue, now they must cry or otherwise become irrational while doing so. Thus, on Tuesday we had the spectacle of Rep. Elijah Cummings pretending to breakdown crying as he screamed through his irrelevant opening statement at the House Judiciary Committee’s FBI corruption hearing, MSNBC fake host Rachel Maddow pretending to cry (without visible tears, of course) as she read...
  • Dems May Try to Acquire Nukes [semi-satire]

    06/19/2018 11:24:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 June 2018 | John Semmens
    Saying she was impressed with “Kim’s ability to wrap Trump around his finger,” House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi attributed it to “having a nuclear bomb in his pocket,” and vowed that the Democratic Party will “seek ways of acquiring one or more similar devices to give us more punch in our negotiations with the President.” Characterizing the recent Singapore summit between Kim and Trump as “as horrible a ‘deal’ as one could imagine,” Pelosi ticked-off the highlights of what she insisted was “a net loss for America and the world. First, Trump shook Kim’s hand. This show of manners to...
  • Always Go With the Visionary

    06/19/2018 5:20:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-19-18 | MOTUS
    "That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars IV A New HopeAir Force, Space Force: may the Force be with you. At a meeting of National Space Council intended to transfer space responsibilities from military to civilian hands, president Donald Trump surprised attendees by ordering the top US military officer to launch a new branch of the military in space.While the creation of a Space Force has been debated for several years, the move has been opposed by the military, which has instead begun restructuring the Air Force Space Command to better address threats in...
  • You Want a New FBI Director? How About Michael Horowitz?

    06/19/2018 4:52:37 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 42 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Yes, because remember how much she did for Haiti. Wait, what? – In keeping with her life-long belief that there’s a sucker born every minute, the Pantsuit Princess has decided to use the media-generated fake border crisis as a fundraiser. Yes, even though she isn’t technically running for anything right now, the Grasping Grifter, even at her advanced age, just cannot let a good fake crisis go to waste. So she sent out a fundraising email yesterday to all of her millions of dimwit supporters, urging them to send her money to...
  • Celebs Assail Trump [semi-satire]

    06/18/2018 10:56:52 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 June 2018 | John Semmens
    This week actor Robert De Niro wowed the audience at the annual Tony Awards with what many are characterizing as “the most powerful, elegant, and irrefutable argument against the Trump agenda ever uttered by anyone.” De Niro’s brief message consisted of two simple words: “F*ck Trump.” The audience gave him a standing ovation. Tom Perez, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee called De Niro’s statement “simple, but remarkably brilliant. I don’t know why no one else thought of it before now. If we had used this insight back in the 2016 campaign the horrible outcome could’ve been averted. All is...
  • A Doctor Worth His Salt

    06/18/2018 8:30:19 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 2 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 6/18/18 | Unk
    Hat Tip: karinsue 1 A woman went to the emergency room where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What the hell's wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she...
  • Hyperbole: The Official Language of Progressives

    06/18/2018 6:12:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-18-18 | MOTUS
    Summer re-education camp curriculum for progressives, history and civics division. Lesson Plan #1: This is a concentration camp: The ovens of AuschwitzThis is NOT a concentration camp: “Surrounded by high fencing, the South Texas Family Residential Center, as it is officially known, has a basketball gym, a school for the children, a state-of-the-art medical clinic and a beauty salon… ‘I would be lying if I said they didn’t treat us well,’ said Y.G.G., a 27-year-old woman who has been at the camp here since February.” – NYT It’s not exactly a Hilton, or even a Holiday Inn Express. However it...
  • The Horowitz and Wray Show Comes to Capitol Hill

    06/18/2018 4:59:19 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 11 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Happy Father’s Day! – Pretending to suddenly be concerned about the children of illegal aliens who have illegally crossed into the United States, social justice warriors took to social media on Saturday in outrage that many Americans would be celebrating Father’s day on Sunday. I celebrated Father’s Day with my family anyway, and even worse, cooked delicious, juicy animal meat in the form of beef and chicken fajitas for my wifey, children and grandchildren to consume. They loved me for it. So there. San Fran Nan is outraged, too. – Doddering old...
  • FATHER'S DAY: Bill Clinton 'son' calls for Dad to take Paternity Test.

    06/17/2018 10:17:19 PM PDT · by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies · 23 replies
    THE AMERICAN Mirror ^ | June 17, 2018 | Kyle Olsen
    Danney Williams still wants to have a relationship with the man he calls his “dad.” This Father’s Day, Williams, who says Bill Clinton is his father, is backing calls for Clinton to undergo a paternity test to prove — or disprove — his assertion. Retweet! https://t.co/tTArv8DjPM — Danney Williams (@danney_williams) June 17, 2018 “Retweet!” Williams tweeted, sharing a post from Carl Barvensky Paul, who urged President Trump to use his “presidential power” to get Clinton to do a DNA test. “I’m willing to pay for the test including a $20k donation on your next campaign,” he said. He retweeted a...
  • D.C. Area Witches Unite for Gun Control, Hurl Curses at the NRA

    06/17/2018 6:48:35 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 25 replies
    NRA-ILA ^ | 6/15/18
    Gun control advocates can now boast of a new group of allies joining their dubious coalition: witches. It kind of makes sense. We all know that gun control is based mainly on magical thinking. Its advocates, after all, ask us to believe we’re just a few more “commonsense safety measures” away from a world in which evil people who are otherwise determined to kill others refrain from doing so for fear they might violate a gun control law somewhere along the way. A related premise is that gun control advocates hold the keys to ending violent behavior once and for...
  • Mueller Seeks to Withhold Evidence [semi-satire]

    06/17/2018 10:31:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 June 2018 | John Semmens
    One of the basic foundations of justice is that the accused has the right to see the evidence against him. One of the subterfuges of Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election was his indictment of 13 foreign entities reputed to have used the Internet to inject anti-Clinton memes into the campaign. Lawyers for one of these entities showed up to answer the indictment and demanded to see the evidence against their client. Initially, Mueller pleaded for more time. The presiding judge denied an extension under the grounds that "an indictment surely wouldn't be filed...
  • It Really is Time for Robert Mueller to Fold up Shop

    06/17/2018 5:19:08 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 12 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) “Hey, somebody get the Pope on the line – those are not the approved DNC/fake media talking points. Not at all.” – Pope Francis, whose messages have for the past 18 months been pretty much right in line with those of the Democrats and fake news media here in the U.S., told an Italian family association on Saturday that the modern practice of abortion is akin to ‘Nazi eugenics practiced “with white gloves,’ and said the only real families are those based on marriage between a man and a woman.” The Pope’s...
  • Happy Father’s Day

    06/17/2018 5:12:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-17-18 | MOTUS
    And a big shoutout to Progressives for helping us redefine fatherhood: TV Fathers Before the Progressive EnlightenmentTV Fathers After the Progressive Enlightenment Any questions?Happy Father’s Day to all the good Dads out there who somehow managed, with or without the manual.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Comey Says IG Report Exonerates Him [semi-satire]

    06/16/2018 10:56:54 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 June 2018 | John Semmens
    After a thorough reading of the summary section of the Department of Justice Inspector General’s Report, former FBI Director James Comey announced that “it clears me of all potential charges. I respect the DOJ IG office, which is why I urged them to do this review.” “I think with the passage of time historians and the general public will gain an appreciation for the unprecedented situation the FBI had to face,” Comey added. “On the one hand, we had a presidential candidate who played fast-and-loose with a number of federal rules and regulations presenting us in the FBI with a...
  • Morning Joe Takes the Fake News Media to New Low With Concentration Camp Nonsense

    06/16/2018 5:16:33 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 27 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) “Ok, let’s see here guys, we’ve already destroyed the attorney/client privilege in the Cohen case, we’re doing our best to destroy the rules of evidence in the Concorde case, what should we destroy next?” – The obvious answer that came back from one of his evil minions to Special Counsel Robert Mueller was “Hey, let’s kill the bail system!” because that’s what he’s now doing in the case against Paul Manafort. Let’s first note that Manafort, who served as the Trump Campaign Manager for all of 49 days, is not charged with...
  • When Democrats Rule, Money Literally Disappears

    06/16/2018 4:39:17 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-16-18 | MOTUS
    I’m going on a picnic today,The Picnic, James Tissotso I suggest you take a break from the FBI as well and instead contemplate reasons # 587-89 why Democrats should never be allowed to be in charge of anything. (Shot/Chaser/Hangover format borrowed, with attribution, from the Instapundit)Shot: “WHY ARE DEMOCRAT MONOPOLY CITIES SUCH CESSPITS OF FISCAL PROFLIGACY?” Philadelphia’s government has the worst accounting practices among the nation’s 10 largest cities, with $924 million in bookkeeping errors alone last year…That’s on top of the now-infamous missing $33 million, the discrepancy between what the city’s records say it has and what is in...
  • DOJ IG Report Confirms FBI Crimes [semi-satire]

    06/16/2018 1:11:05 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 June 2018 | John Semmens
    The long awaited Department of Justice Inspector General's report was released this week. The content of the report revealed FBI actions that cast a dark stain on the Agency's reputation. The primary focus of the report was the original investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's unauthorized use of a non-secure personal email system to conduct official government business. While that investigation uncovered numerous violations of federal laws and regulations—including transmitting classified material, deleting government records, destroying subpoenaed evidence, and lying to the FBI—the then FBI Director, James Comey, declined to forward the case for possible prosecution because "tainting...