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  • Land-yacht! Driving a 1970 Chevrolet Caprice 350 IN THE UK! Is that wise?

    07/02/2025 10:57:11 AM PDT · by Fai Mao · 92 replies
    YouTube ^ | July, 2, 2025 | Ian Seabrook
    Ian takes a 1970 Chevrolet Caprice for a test drive on narrow UK roads.
  • Muslim Socialist Wins Democrat Primary for NYC Mayor [semi-satire]

    07/02/2025 10:29:04 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 June 2025 | John Semmens
    Though former Governor Andrew Cuomo entered the Democrat primary for Mayor of New York City as the favorite, the less well known State Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani came out on top. His campaign promises included globalizing the intifada, budgeting $65 million for transgender medical care, replacing police with social workers to combat crime, and funding government grocery stores so free food can be provided to fight hunger. Sen Kirsten Gillibrand asserted that "New York City is home to the largest Jewish population in the country. If a democratic socialist is serious about governing here he must openly denounce globalizing the intifada...
  • VIDEO: Alligator Alcatraz Causes Liberal DISINFORMATION Meltdowns

    07/02/2025 9:43:43 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | July 2, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHave you ever heard of concentration camps that provide air conditioning and serve up three square meals per day while NOT forcing the inmates to work? No? Then you will laugh at the Drama Queen hysteria of these liberals having meltdowns over Alligator Alcatraz while screaming DISINFORMATION such as that the back doors of cargo planes full of illegals are being opened over the ocean where they are unloaded. Or that that the Alligator Alcatraz incinerators are for disposing inmates, not trash. The source for this? Strictly feelings NOT facts. Will the media correct all the DISINFORMATION being spewed about...
  • Ford Debuts World’s First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs

    07/02/2025 9:12:47 AM PDT · by DFG · 11 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 07/02/2025 | Babylon Bee
    DEARBORN, MI — The Ford Motor Company made history once again with its recent debut of the world's first autonomous car to leave the factory and drive straight to the shop for repairs. According to upper-level Ford executives, the fully self-driving car is the first of its kind to be able to make a direct bee-line from the assembly line to the nearest mechanic shop. "This is really exciting, groundbreaking stuff," said Jameson Lloyd, who directs Ford's autonomous vehicles program. "No one else has ever been able to craft a car so self-aware that it can roll directly from the...
  • VIDEO: Canadian Liberals Take Solace in Tough Talking AI Mark Carney

    07/01/2025 9:42:57 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 4 replies
    Rumble ^ | July 1, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe first Mark Carney you see in this video is the Mark Carney that Liberals in Canada THOUGHT they would be getting. A tough talking Mark Carney who is not at all shy about talking Smack about Donald Trump. Of course that Mark Carney turned out to be a complete illusion and can only be seen thanks to the technological miracle of AI. Unfortunately for them, the second Mark Carney you see is the REAL Mark Carney who immediately caved on implementing a digital services tax when Big Daddy Trump demanded that he do so.Yes, the AI Mark Carney is...
  • Face Masks Made Optional [semi-satire]

    07/01/2025 5:49:14 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 June 2025 | John Semmens
    The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) has decided that face masks will be strongly encouraged rather than required for their August 2025 national convention. This slight move to allow a small bit of individual choice was harshly condemned by the Democratic Socialists of Maine (DSM). "The National Political Committee's decision to make masking optional, despite years of advocacy from DSA's Disability Working Group puts members at risk, and has already had an impact on our delegation," said a name-witheld-on-request spokesperson for DSM. "COVID is still a threat to the working class in 2025, and to deny this would be a...
  • Rent Moratorium for Illegals Suggested [semi-satire]

    06/30/2025 10:19:25 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 June 2025 | John Semmens
    Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass said "the ICE raids are scaring immigrants from going to their jobs to earn the income they need to pay their rent. Everyone I talk to says that as long as ICE is here we need another rent moratorium to prevent these folks from being evicted." Kenia Alcocer, representative of the Los Angeles Tenants Union and an illegal alien herself, says "we know that many immigrants will not be able to pay their rent come July 1. Without a rent moratorium landlords will be able to kick us out of our homes. We had a...
  • VIDEO: Canadians Watch "Elbows Up" Leader Bow to Big Daddy Trump

    06/30/2025 9:21:09 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 30, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOELBOWS UP!!! Yeah, that was Mark Carney's campaign rallying cry during his campaign for Prime Minister of Canada in reaction to Donald Trump. However, the brutal reality is that Carney embarrassed Canada by going "ELBOWS DOWN" when he backed off from a digital services tax when Big Daddy Trump threatened to break off trade talks if it was not rescinded. How long will it be before Canadians, including liberals who were suckered by this globalist fraud, demand his resignation for bringing upon them national humiliation?
  • VIDEO: Smerconish SHOCKED that 72% of His Viewers Admit to Having CLOSED MINDS

    06/29/2025 1:48:31 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 29, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOMike Smerconish's poll question on CNN on Sunday was "Do You Have an Open Mind on President Donald Trump?" The result shocked Smerconish since 72% of his viewers admitted to having a CLOSED MIND when it comes to Trump. Since maybe 20% of Smerconish's viewers are normal people, this poll really means that OVER 90% of liberals readily admit they have CLOSED minds.
  • Gangs Urged to Defend Turf from ICE [semi-satire]

    06/29/2025 11:01:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 12 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 June 2025 | John Semmens
    Concerned that "ICE enforcement efforts to arrest illegal immigrants are taking over our streets," Vice-Mayor Cynthia Gonzalez of Cudahy--a suburb of Los Angeles--urged members of two local gangs Florencia 13 and 18th Street "to defend our turf from these uninvited invaders who are terrorizing Latinos." The Los Angeles Police Protective League, a union representing thousands of police officers, condemned the Vice-Mayor's remarks, saying "what Ms. Gonzalez urged and taunted these specific gangs to do in her social media post puts police officers and other law enforcement professionals at greater risk. These two gangs have murdered police officers. Her actions are...
  • VIDEO: Smerconish Admits Trump Is WINNING; Bluesky Bolsheviks Go NUTS!

    06/28/2025 1:38:45 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 28, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWINNING!!!On his latest CNN Sunday show, Michael Smerconish acknowledged the obvious, namely that President Trump is on a WINNING roll. This observation caused many Bluesky Bolsheviks to go BERSERK as you can see in their comments that accompany Smerconish listing Trump's many recent WINS.
  • Parliamentarian Blocks Spending Cuts [semi-satire]

    06/28/2025 10:32:49 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 June 2025 | John Semmens
    This week, Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough ruled that the Big Beautiful Bill (BBB) "cannot cut Medicaid funding for sex changes or illegal immigrants. The eligibility of these two categories is a policy decision made by a previous president and a previous congress and cannot be changed by a simple majority vote on this reconciliation bill." Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala) asserted "the 'woke' Senate Parliamentarian, who was appointed by Harry Reid ten years ago, just struck down a provision banning illegals from stealing Medicaid from American citizens. The Parliamentarian 'advises.' She does not 'rule.' Reducing the amounts spent is germane to...
  • Bad Sign? Trump Shoots Lightning from His Fingertips While Screaming ‘Unlimited Power!’ After Latest SCOTUS Ruling

    06/28/2025 9:21:03 AM PDT · by DFG · 18 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/28/2025 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what some are taking as perhaps a bad omen, President Trump responded to the SCOTUS ruling on nationwide injunctions by screaming "UNLIMITED POWER!" and shooting lightning from his fingertips. "That's probably not good," said an eyewitness as a cackling Trump scorched an aide with lightning. "It sounded like he said something to the effect of ‘Now, nothing can stop me from controlling the galaxy'. It's a bit concerning." While many conservatives had felt that district courts issuing nationwide injunctions was an unfair check on executive power, they no longer felt so sure after witnessing Trump levitate...
  • Iran Declares Victory [semi-satire]

    06/28/2025 1:36:46 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 June 2025 | John Semmens
    In an address to Iranian citizens Ayatollah Ali Khamenei told them that "we have repelled the aggressors who treacherously tried to take our land from us. Though many of our heroic military leaders lost their lives in the conflict the nation as a whole has survived the bombings. I have successfully eluded assassination." "Our victory was achieved in only 12 days," he added. "The Zionist little Satan hit us with everything they had, but was forced to retreat without accomplishing their goal of dislodging me from my post or causing our people to lose faith in the eventual triumph of...
  • VIDEO: Daddy's Home ...And So Is BIG DADDY

    06/27/2025 9:19:25 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 27, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEODaddy's Home and so is BIG DADDY. Hear him ROAR!!!
  • Pete Hegseth Vows Military Will Not Discriminate Against Chicks, Broads, Or Dames

    06/26/2025 12:34:47 PM PDT · by DFG · 24 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/26/2025 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth responded to allegations of sexism on Thursday by vowing that the United States military would never discriminate against chicks, broads, or dames. Hegseth had fallen under criticism after apparently failing to specifically recognize the females who participated in the air strikes on Iran, leading him to issue a clarifying statement that the armed forces would never engage in prejudice against skirts. "I'm sorry for the lack of gender inclusive language," Hegseth said, apologizing to Associated Press reporter Tara Copp. "It was not my intention to impugn the contributions of any chicks, broads,...
  • Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People

    06/26/2025 11:56:19 AM PDT · by DFG · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/26/2025 | Babylon Bee
    NEW YORK, NY — Democratic Party strategists were thrilled this week after they stumbled upon an innovative new strategy of winning elections by promising free stuff to stupid people. According to Democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, the bold new strategy of showing idiots with promises of free stuff could be "a total game-changer" for the party. "Hear me out, guys — what if we just tried promising uninformed, ignorant people that we'll give them free stuff if they vote for us?" Mandami reportedly asked at a campaign brainstorming meeting. "Why haven't we tried this before? Come on, people. Get your...
  • VIDEO: Iran HUMILIATES Paid DNC Shill Harry J. Sisson

    06/26/2025 9:29:09 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 5 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 26, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIran performed at least one great public service. It humiliated PAID DNC shill Harry J. Sisson by nuking what little credibility he pretends to have.
  • Democrat Melanie Stansbury is extremely low IQ — could use a math lesson

    06/25/2025 11:34:50 AM PDT · by DFG · 32 replies
    X ^ | 06/24/2025 | Oversight Committee
    Watch Democrats FUMBLING to explain after being called out for their FAKE POLL that adds up to 110%. Rep Brian Jack : “Is it meant to add up to 110% or is that an error?” *gibberish* Rep MTG : "It still adds up to 110%. That's a fake poll right there!" Can someone help Democrats like @Rep_Stansbury figure out the math on their fake polls? They have ZERO substance.
  • Reconciliation Bill Cuts Planned Parenthood Subsidy [semi-satire]

    06/25/2025 9:19:55 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 June 2025 | John Semmens
    Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) sharply criticized Republicans for removing federal subsidies for Planned Parenthood from the reconciliation bill, saying "they want to rip away health care from millions more Americans. Without these subsidies up to 200 Planned Parenthood centers could close. More than 90% of these closures would be in states where abortion is legal for the voters of the state." Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash) said "there is not a day that ends in 'y' where Republicans are not trying to ban abortion here in Congress. We are talking about women left with no options for the care...