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  • VIDEO: British Munchkin Leftist ENRAGED by English Flag

    09/18/2025 7:05:34 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 18, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOBritish leftists have become completely deranged as exemplified by this leftist Munchkin who went over the edge at the sight of people flying the English flag. Why? Because the Munchkin screamed that it is a symbol of hate.
  • ABC is CANCELING Jimmy Kimmel "INDEFINITELY"

    09/17/2025 4:03:10 PM PDT · by traderrob6 · 41 replies
    X ^ | 9/17/25 | Dougherty
    🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Now, Disney ABC is CANCELING Jimmy Kimmel "INDEFINITELY" due to him lying that the Charlie Kirk assassin was MAGA, per WSJ. This came right after the ABC affiliates canceled Kimmel via Nexstar.
  • Dearborn Changes Name To 'Dearborn Islamic Caliphate Of Michigan'

    09/17/2025 12:31:29 PM PDT · by DFG · 5 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/17/2025 | Babylon Bee
    DEARBORN, MI — Mayor Abdullah Hamoud of Dearborn has officially declared that the city will be renamed "Dearborn Islamic Caliphate of Michigan." Mayor Hamoud made the surprise announcement during a routine City Council meeting last night. After refusing a request to rezone ten acres of city property for industrial use, Hamoud took the opportunity to change the city's name, as well as call for a violent uprising to destroy the infidels in Michigan and all neighboring states. "First, we will update our signage with the town's new name. Then, we will rid the greater Lansing area of the scourge of...
  • VIDEO: Charlie Kirk Shooter as MAGA Promoter Suffers Big Mac Karma

    09/17/2025 9:34:52 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 17, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOOne of the ways the Left had been trying to deflect blame for the tragic Charlie Kirk assassination was to claim that the assassin was MAGA. Someone on the right. That is what happened with the Shmoe in this video who not only claimed that the shooter was some crazed right-winger but somehow even blamed Charlie Kirk for his own assassination. After his boss was shown that video, he was FIRED from his job and is now whining about being deprived of his beloved Big Macs due to being no longer able to afford them. Of course, this fool weighed...
  • Judge Dismisses Charges Against "Alternate Electors" [semi-satire]

    09/15/2025 10:04:13 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 September 2025 | John Semmens
    District Court Judge Kristen Simmons dismissed charges of election fraud against 15 Michigan Republicans who agreed to be the state's electors in the 2020 presidential election. "Historically, there have been other instances where the issue of which electors really represent the voters' choice has been disputed," she observed. "This is not fraud or a coup d'etat. It is a precautionary step in case recounts or reassessments of vote tallies reverse the results initially reported after the vote counting has been concluded. Both Democrats and Republicans have used this step. Once the winner is determined only one set of electors actually...
  • Mamdani Can't Convince Sharpton [semi-satire]

    09/14/2025 7:42:55 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 September 2025 | John Semmens
    In an interview on MSNBC "PoliticsNation" host Rev. Al Sharpton asked New York City mayoral candidate ZohranMamdani "you say you want to raise taxes on the wealthy to fund a bigger budget for the changes you want to implement in how the city is run. How will you keep them from leaving?" "When you ask New Yorkers what is it that is making them feel uneasy in this city, you often hear from them about the cleanliness of our city, the safety of our city, the affordability of our city. We are not asking to raise these taxes for the...
  • Dems' Soft on Crime Policies Enable Murder [semi-satire]

    09/13/2025 8:00:02 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 September 2025 | John Semmens
    Prior to Charlie Kirk's murder at the hands of a political fanatic, 23 year-old Iryna Zarutska was stabbed to death on a light rail train in Charlotte, North Carolina by a dangerous lunatic named Decarlos Brown Jr. Brown had been previously arrested 14 times over the past decade for crimes including assault and robbery. In January of this year he was again arrested. He was diagnosed with schizophrenia and advised to seek psychiatric care. Magistrate Judge Teresa Stokes authorized the release of Brown based solely on his written promise to appear for a future court date. While he was free...
  • Left Blames Trump for Kirk Murder [semi-satire]

    09/13/2025 12:40:44 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 September 2025 | John Semmens
    Following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, "Bluesky," the progressive alternative to Elon Musk's "X," warned its users "glorifying violence or harm violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines. We review reports and take action on content that celebrates harm against anyone. Violence has no place in healthy public discourse, and we're committed to fostering healthy, open conversations." This warning was followed by numerous posts praising the assassination and suggesting future targets that included Musk, podcasters Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh and Michael Knowles, "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling, and, of course, President Trump. Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) denied that characterizing Trump and...
  • Trump Calms World By Assuring Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened After Dictator Invades Poland

    09/10/2025 11:13:26 AM PDT · by DFG · 5 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/10/2025 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump calmed an anxious world today with assurances that nothing bad has ever happened in the wake of a vicious dictator invading Poland. With news breaking overnight that NATO fighter jets had been scrambled to intercept Russian drones entering Poland's airspace, Trump sought to remind everyone that, historically speaking, invasions of Poland have turned out just fine. "It's not a big deal, dictators invading Poland, nothing to be alarmed about," said Trump. "Nothing major has ever come of it. It's just Poland, after all. Not much happening there, believe me, just sausages and Catholics. It will...
  • VIDEO: Muppet Keir Starmer Makes It Illegal to Call Him a Muppet

    09/09/2025 9:11:51 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 9, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEODon't call Keir Starmer a Muppet when visiting Britain. Why? Because he looks like a Muppet and is very upset if anybody calls him a Muppet. In fact, it is now illegal to call anybody a Muppet in Britain. We laughed and thought it was ridiculous when China arrested people for calling their President, Xi Jinping, Winnie the Pooh yet now calling someone in Britain a Muppet is an offense for which you can be arrested.
  • Lefties Losing It: CNN's Brian Stelter complains about ‘racism’ after murder of Ukrainian woman

    09/09/2025 4:43:38 AM PDT · by TigerClaws · 28 replies
    Sky News host Rita Panahi has blasted CNN’s Brian Stelter for complaining about “racism” following the murder of Iryna Zarutska.
  • Democrats Condemn Stabbing Victims For Inflating Crime Numbers

    09/08/2025 11:51:36 AM PDT · by DFG · 6 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/08/2025 | Babylon Bee
    CHARLOTTE, NC — Democratic lawmakers responded to the fatal stabbing of a Ukrainian refugee aboard the Charlotte light rail by condemning all stabbing victims for inflating crime numbers. Furthermore, Democrats are calling on stabbing victims to stop dying, arguing that their deaths make soft on crime policies look soft on crime. "If you're going to be stabbed to death, at least make it look like an accident," Charlotte Mayor Vi Lyles urged her citizens. "Stabbing arrests unfairly affect minority communities, so we really need to take it easy on causing a fuss when we get stabbed." "It's what Dr. King...
  • Navy Airdrops Public Defender Onto Drug Boat To Give Cartel Members Due Process

    09/08/2025 11:48:55 AM PDT · by DFG · 17 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/08/2025 | Babylon Bee
    GULF OF MEXICO — In a compromise intended to silence critics of the Trump Administration's aggressive stance against drug traffickers, the U.S. Navy airdropped a public defender onto a drug boat to give cartel members due process. After a previous strike on a boat of Venezuelan drug runners ignited a furious debate over the legality of such an action without a fair trial, orders were given for the Navy to go the extra mile and allow a defense attorney to parachute onto a suspected cartel vessel to provide legal representation. "We've heard the outrage and we're taking steps to do...
  • VIDEO: Most Chicagoans SUPPORT National Guard Troops in Their City

    09/08/2025 9:17:11 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 8, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWhat is missing in most reports about President Trump possibly sending National Guard Troops into Chicago is what residents in that city think about this. Here are a few observations from Chicagoans themselves on this situation.
  • De Blasio Endorses Mamdani [semi-satire]

    09/08/2025 7:09:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 September 2025 | John Semmens
    Former New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio urged voters to elect Zohran Mamdani to be the City's next mayor, saying "he is the best person to resume the work that I did to try to make NYC the great place it can be. He has the right ideas. The rent freezes, free child care, free city buses, and city-owned grocery stores are the bold moves needed to recover from the dismal years under the incompetent governance of Mayor Eric Adams." "Mamdani's proposal to seize the means of production evokes the brilliance of how Lenin dispossessed the old ruling class...
  • VIDEO: Hopium Ghouls Intensify their Sick Fantasy to Full Mental Jacket Level

    09/06/2025 2:30:05 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 6, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOMeet the deranged faces of the new Democrat party. They are utterly bereft of anything resembling policy ideas. All they have is red hot TDS hate to the extent that they have become sick Hopium Ghouls fantasizing openly about the termination of President Trump. Their deranged facial expressions reflect the sickness of their souls as they are so far gone that they have graduated from their "When It Happens" fantasy of a few months ago to "Has It Happened?" desperation Hopium.Has it happened? Has it Happened that they have been committed to insane asylums?
  • Shocking: Philly Sports Fan Acts Like Philly Sports Fan

    09/06/2025 1:14:50 PM PDT · by DFG · 25 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/06/2025 | Babylon Bee
    PHILADELPHIA, PA — The nation is in shock today after a widely-circulated video showing a Philly sports fan acting like a Philly sports fan. The video shows a woman dressed in Phillies gear demanding a kid turn over the home run ball that his dad had just scored him on his birthday, which is the sort of horrific behavior expected of all Philly sports fans. "Stealing a kid's home run ball on his birthday, that's pretty standard," said Philly sports fan Mark Madison. "I don't really understand why everyone is acting so surprised and appalled. This is Philly we're talking...
  • Florida to Ban Mandated Vaccinations [semi-satire]

    09/06/2025 1:04:33 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 September 2025 | John Semmens
    Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo announced that he will work with Gov. DeSantis (R) and the state legislature to repeal all laws mandating vaccinations. "The state should not be forcing anyone to get vaccinated," he said. "Look, if vaccinations work they will protect the person being vaccinated from both getting the disease and transmitting it to others. Doctors will remain free to recommend vaccination. Individuals will remain free to choose vaccinations for themselves and their children. We just don't need or want government to force anyone to get vaccinated." Dr. Susan Kressly, the president of the American Academy of Pediatrics,...
  • Dem Assails Idea of Natural Rights [semi-satire]

    09/05/2025 11:58:53 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 September 2025 | John Semmens
    This week, Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va) took issue with the American Declaration of Independence's assertion "that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." "I find the notion that human rights are granted by God to be extremely troubling," Kaine said at a Senate hearing. "The belief that some invisible God could be the source of a person's rights is what the Iranian government believes. The sparseness of the grant of only life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is miserly...
  • VIDEO: Senator Lujan Devastates RFK by Denying Him a Starfish Pin

    09/05/2025 8:09:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 5, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHow many of us are desperate to be worthy of earning a Starfish pin? As we all know it is the highest honor, above that of even the Presidential Medal of Freedom, that can be bestowed upon a civilian. So when Senator Ben Ray Lujan (D)umb New Mexico refused to give his Starfish pin to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. during the recent Senate Hearing it completely devastated him as you can see by the look of total grief on RFK's face in reaction to the sad news.