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  • Thanksgiving 2017

    11/23/2017 5:23:52 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-23-17 | MOTUS
    For each new morning with its light, For rest and shelter of the night, For health and food, for love and friends, For everything Thy goodness sends. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Today we give thanks for our many blessings. For the courage and strength of our founders:the memories and traditions of our heritage. For the vanquishing of our enemies:And the perseverance of our will:We even give thanks for our white privilege: In addition to all the other blessings you have conferred on my reflective frameI wish to thank you, Lord, for the companionship of steadfast comrades whose wit and...
  • Pathetic Scam Caller Audio

    11/22/2017 5:56:49 PM PST · by wally_bert · 18 replies
    Youtube ^ | 11/22/17 | Self
    Robocall on the answering machine. https://youtu.be/EOVw2stWtlg
  • Biden's Bizarre Gun Control Logic [semi-satire]

    11/22/2017 10:11:41 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Nov 2017 | John Semmens
    Despite the availability of an AR-15 to Stephen Willeford being a crucial factor that helped him bring and end to the Sutherland Springs, Texas church massacre, former Vice-President Joe Biden adamantly asserted that "this is the type of gun no one should be allowed to have." "I know some will argue that Willeford saved lives by shooting the guy who was killing dozens of people in that church," Biden acknowledged. "But we've got to look at the bigger picture and be willing to make the sacrifices that promote the greater good. If Willeford hadn't had the AR-15 the killer might've...
  • Work From Home, Send Money

    11/22/2017 5:54:43 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-22-17 | MOTUS
    The list of things you can’t talk about over Thanksgiving dinner is growing by the day - everything from Donald Trump’s tweets to  Donald Trump’s policies. The idea is to avoid anything that might trigger the social justice warriors in your family. I’ve got a better idea, how about all you social justice warriors out there who want to save the world stay home and think about how you can do that. Better yet, try actually making the world a better place and head down to the soup kitchen to help out.  Oh wait – they don’t want you either....
  • Trump Is President, Hillary Isn’t. Be Thankful For That.

    11/22/2017 5:12:25 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 25 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 11.22.2017 | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Given that it’s the day before Thanksgiving and The Campaign Update will be taking tomorrow off, it seems like a good time to list some of the many things I’m thankful for in the world of politics and public policy. The first one is easy: I’m thankful that Hillary Clinton isn’t the president. It’s bad enough that she remains in the public eye, still doing everything she can to destroy our nation’s democracy, still cloying and grasping in a desperate effort to remain politically viable, but she isn’t president, and the nation...
  • Dems Demand Free Abortions for Illegals [semi-satire]

    11/21/2017 9:50:55 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Nov 2017 | John Semmens
    Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) and 15 other Democratic senators signed a letter to the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) assailing a Trump Administration policy denying illegal unaccompanied minors access to abortion. "Long ago the Supreme Court decreed that it is every woman's constitutional right to abort her unwanted child," the letter said. "The Administration's attempt to get around the Court's decree by asserting it doesn't apply to females in the country illegally is reprehensible. Their argument that providing free abortions to illegal immigrants would only encourage more illegal immigration is irrelevant. Providing a refuge for those seeking abortions...
  • Slouching Towards Turkey Day

    11/21/2017 5:58:53 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-21-17 | MOTUS
    The Thanksgiving marathon is starting early for team MOTUS as we’re heading out today for the first of several stops between now and next weekend. So that means it’s officially recipe day!I’ll be making these little gems for the pre-Thanksgiving dinner hour. We’ll be with Raj’s clan for Thanksgiving where the phrase “if everyone’s in charge nobody’s in charge” may have been invented. Dinner is always “planned” for 2:00 pm but never really hits the runway until 6:00 pm or so – and that’s in a good year when whoever signed up for the main event remembers to put the...
  • The Harvey Weinstein-ing of Bill and Hillary Clinton is Well Underway

    11/21/2017 5:27:03 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 22 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    We’ve also just begun to scratch the surface where Bill Clinton is concerned. The four women who accused Clinton yesterday were all employees of billionaire Ron Burkel, with whom Clinton spent years flying around the world with a gaggle of young women during the early 2000’s. Clinton also made dozens of flights on private jet of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. One person taking advantage of all this is New York Senator Kirstin Gillebrand, who famously spent several weeks earlier this year acting on polling data that told Democrats that the best way to appeal to Millenials is to curse a...
  • Socialist Students Reject Food Drive Challenge [semi-satire]

    11/20/2017 10:28:00 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Nov 2017 | John Semmens
    At Kent State University in Ohio, two left-wing student clubs—the Young Democratic Socialists of America (YDSA) and the Socialist Collective (SC)–rejected a challenge from Young Americans for Liberty (YAL) and Turning Point USA (TPUSA) to see which organization could gather the most food for poor people in a campus-wide canned food drive. YDSA chapter co-chair, Ethan Comeriato, explained “While in the short run the food drive would benefit the public our participation would detract from our long-term goal of helping the poor through socialism. The flaw in all charitable giving is that the giver has the option to refuse. In...
  • Everyone Should Contribute

    11/20/2017 5:06:31 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 22 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-20-17 | MOTUS
    Apparently a head charge for attending Grandma’s Thanksgiving dinner is now trending. Lmao y’all really don’t understand this $30 thanksgiving plate thing. My aunt charges us and cooks everything and we just eat.— Barty Crouch JEvr. (@beetaylora) November 1, 2017 Some have given this idea a thumbs down but it looks like up-votes are trending among progressives. They say it’s not fair for one family to do all the work and pay all the freight; they think everyone should contribute. Too bad they don’t feel that way about taxes.If they treated Thanksgiving the way they treat taxes your rich uncle...
  • Liberals Politicize Everything, Especially Sexual Harassment

    11/20/2017 4:46:34 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 28 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    We now have so many sexual harassment charges popping up against Democrat officeholders and Democrat supporters in Hollywood that it is impossible to keep up with. The fake news media is myopically focused on the allegations against Republican senate candidate Roy Moore, but he is without question the exception to the emerging rule that sexual harassment of women, much like voter fraud, is almost solely the province of liberal Democrats. What is it in the liberal male mind that makes them think it’s OK to abuse women? Do they think that, because they support “women’s issues” like abortion on demand...
  • Dems Introduce Articles of Impeachment [semi-satire]

    11/19/2017 2:35:48 PM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Nov 2017 | John Semmens
    This week Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) introduced Articles of Impeachment against President Donald Trump, saying that “this usurper must be held accountable for his high crimes and misdemeanors before he drags the country into the hellish tyranny he has designed for America.” The list of offenses includes… “On election night in 2016, rather than gracefully and rightly conceding to the winner of the popular vote, Donald Trump exploited a the loophole of the Electoral College to unfairly declare himself president,” Cohen charged. “Millions were summarily disenfranchised. Women and minorities were especially hard hit.” “He continues to steadfastly refuse to release...
  • Senator Seeks Meeting with FBI Informant [semi-satire]

    11/19/2017 9:30:11 AM PST · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Nov 2017 | John Semmens
    A lawyer representing Sen. Diane Feinstein (Calif)–the top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee–requested the opportunity to meet privately with former FBI informant, William Campbell. Campbell helped the FBI chronicle bribery, kickbacks and money laundering connected to the Uranium One scandal. Victoria Toensing, Campbell’s attorney, agreed to meet, but questioned the time and location suggested by Feinstein’s lawyer, saying that “a midnight meeting at Fort Marcy Park strikes me as unusually inconvenient, probably unwise, and potentially dangerous.” Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), chairman of the Judiciary Committee, called Feinstein’s request “premature. Mr. Campbell will be testifying before the entire Committee. Every...
  • Democrat Media Shills Begin To Awake To The Threat Joe Biden Presents

    11/19/2017 5:13:29 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 22 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The sleazebags who run MoveOn.org set a new standard for leftist hypocrisy on Saturday when it issued the following tweet: “Allegations regarding @SenFranken are deeply disturbing. Progressives & Democrats must not tolerate sexual harassment or assault. We must lift up women & others speaking out. @SenFranken should be held to the same standard as anyone in public or private life.” The more you know… – For all you younger folks who may not be aware of the group’s sordid history, MoveOn.org was founded in the late 1990s as an advocacy group with...
  • Heavy Equipment Operator’s License Required to Drain the Swamp

    11/19/2017 4:28:43 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-19-17 | MOTUS
    Consider this my contribution to your Sunday mood elevation.HILLARY: BET YOU CAN’T DO THISTRUMP: HERE, HOLD MY BEERNow get out there and carpe diem.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • What ever could a Redneck do in Yankee Connecticut?

    11/18/2017 3:59:32 PM PST · by HiTech RedNeck · 129 replies
    November 18, 2017 | HiTech RedNeck
    Dear FReepdom, Well, I'm on the virtual road again, lookin' for a job suitable for a high tech redneck as I camp out in a cheap motel and drive a rented U-Haul pickup truck in Gainesville, Florida. I've already put in for a couple of jobs that are telecommute. But I practically got shanghaied into submitting an application to a company called ASML in Wilton, Connecticut. On paper, at least, I might be able to aggressively jump into this job, which pays $70/hr as contract. Which money is sorely needed if I actually went there. Multi thousand dollar apartments. That's...
  • Update on Sexual Allegations Sweeping the Country [semi-satire]

    11/18/2017 1:57:06 PM PST · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Nov 2017 | John Semmens
    The rising tide of allegations of sexual harassment that swept through Hollywood is now inundating politics and moistening persons of varying ideological proclivities. So far, eight women have accused Alabama Republican senatorial candidate Roy Moore of sexually inappropriate behavior dating back several decades. The most serious accusation alleging attempted rape was made by Beverly Young Nelson. The veracity of this allegation was cast into some doubt by Nelson's own lawyer—Gloria Allred—who refused to attest to the validity of the signed high school yearbook offered in support of Nelson's claim. As she told CNN's Wolf Blitzer "I haven't asked my client...
  • 4chan Launches “Operation Swedistan”

    11/18/2017 9:52:11 AM PST · by SaveMySweden · 4 replies
    SMS - Save My Sweden ^ | 11/18/2011 | Jack Kenrick
    Hot off the heels of their stunningly successful It’s Ok To Be White campaign. Which managed to stir up both outrage and national media attention in multiple countries round the world. 4chan’s infamous politically incorrect board has now seemingly moved on to their next example of expert level political trolling. Their target this time? The never ending joke that is modern Sweden.
  • Saturday Scattershooting While Wondering Whatever Happened To That Delightful Jill Stein?

    11/18/2017 5:29:25 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 10 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Funniest Story of the Week – This is a little off the beaten path for the Campaign Update, but it’s too awesome to ignore. Turns out that trying to stage a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in China is a little more challenging than organizers had originally hoped. Tone deaf singer Katy Perry was scheduled to perform at the event, but was unable to obtain a visa when Chinese officials were informed that, during a 2015 concert in Taipei, Ms. Perry wore a dress adorned with great big sunflowers. Given that the sunflower...
  • Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus. He’s a Democrat.

    11/18/2017 4:54:48 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-18-17 | MOTUS
    Regardless of your feelings about Ann Coulter, you need to read this: Yes, Virginia, Immigrants Are Turning the Country Blue.Here’s the synopsis: Immigrants, doing the job Americans won’t do: vote for Democrats.Not that this should surprise anyone. It’s not exactly news.Democrats: giving the country away longer than you’ve been alive.Posted from: MOTUS A.D.