Burglar Shot Doing What? Pennsylvania Thief Caught With His Pants Down

The Inquisitr News ^ | December 29, 2014

[Kenny Bunk]

GG, It's true. From time to time I have demonstrated my skill with impromptu cudgels to various unauthorized members of the lower orders, uninvited yacht guests, so to speak. However, I have yet to shoot one of the bastards.

Ah well, I am still young and have my CCW. Now if only I could remember where I put the olde pistola, I might still get a shot in. Frankly though, IIRC my range experiences with the .45 while training to slay commies for Christ, perhaps I would be better off with grenades.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’d very much like to hear the final result.

[Boomer]

Thanks for making this one of the funniest threads I’ve read in quite a while!

[Feckless]

Gives new meaning to the term “Money Shot”....

[GladesGuru]

Grenades, eh? That poses an interesting, would a flash/bang grenade or a cudgel be more likely to induce what the Japanese call “The Blinding Light Of Satori”?

I assume insight to be inducable in the mind of a screw driver pirate - to do otherwise might result in my being flamed as “wacis” or “elitist”.

How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one trial learning has occurred?

[pa_dweller]

A slight correction: This occurred on Bobolink Dr. incident

A bobolink is a small bird

[Kenny Bunk]

GG, we seem to have gone well beyond the subject of this marvelous thread, which has seamlessly joined a prominent divine named Osteen with the misadventures of an onanistic, voyeuristic, dog-napper and wounded second-story man manqué. A most interesting juxtaposition of crime, theology, and thoracic surgery.

To return to your question,
"How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one-trial learning has occurred?"
In this case I doubt the self-satisfied perp could stand another such learning experience.

All very well and good, then. But what happened to the dog in the story? "The Case of the Missing Puppy?" I suppose we're lucky the "female" in the story was not a cat fancier.

[GladesGuru]

The ‘dog napper’ was most fortunate he did not encounter an enraged ‘cat lady”. Those things make “The Female Of The Species Is More Dangerous Than The Male” a masterpiece of understatement.

That dog napper might have needed surgery far more if a cat lady purse had impacted him . . .