Posted on 12/30/2014 5:23:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
:-)
Oh now ya did it! The fraud osteens clueless and easily fooled sheep are not gonna like that one!
You don’t have to even agree he’s Christian (though he likely is) to point out the sheer hypocrisy of those who mention him in a naughty context on purpose just for the filthing value, and then blame those who point it out!
I don't know about you Norm, but I have never shot a burglar. BTW, the wrong person was shot here. The person who wrote the article deserves a gruesome fate, but not before torture at the hands of the grammar police. Of course, it's possible that the writer's first language was Czech, and this was the Babblefish translation.
Faint praise? I think rather highly of myself. You? Not so much.
Here. I was saving this for another of FR’s brilliant minds and moral guardians, but it fits here, so you get to be the test subject of my utterly brilliant poetry skillZ
An Ode...
I really feel bad for your village,
Their idiot’s missing again.
I feel even worse for your parents,
For your stupid they did not intend
But I reserve most of my pity,
For the one most deserving,
That’s me.
For I’ve wasted my time,
Let my brilliant light shine,
For your brain that’s the size of a pea.
You probably have no rebuttal,
You likely don’t know what to do,
But I’ll save you some time,
Get you out of the bind
Understand that “I’m better than you”
Yes it’s true, Yes it’s true,
That I’m better than you
And there really can be no denying
It’s been a real grind,
Giving pearls to a swine
And I believe my own brain cells are dying
So save us both pain
Step in front of a train,
Perhaps even take up cliff diving
But you spoke rather fast,
And your argument crashed,
It would seem that no one was there driving.
So just twiddle and thrash
With your head up your ass
It appears you’ve no chance of surviving.
Yes I’m sure it’s quite warm,
Any port in a storm
(Sing here with enthusiasm!)
And although you’ll eventually turn blueeeeeEEEEE!!!!!!
When your consciousness fades,
It was your bed you made
Now you know that I’m better than you.
“Who amongst us hasn’t...”
Let’s finish the sentence:
Who amongst us hasn’t...grabbed a dog and masturbated while jumping off a 2nd floor balcony while getting shot twice in an effort to enter a first floor apartment through a closed sliding door.
This is normal sh*t in Pennsylvania, people.
Thanks for making my point... you think rather highly of yourself.
You will never reach Christian success until you realize how little you really are. Then you have allowed room for the Lord to be great in your life.
Great...I have an uncle visiting from PA...And a dog.
BRB...Can’t find the dog...Oh hell...
Old cowboy joke:
"Ya shot bad, Hoss?"
"Ya ever hear of anybody being shot good, Festus?"
Wow, getting shot at in two different apartments in the same event... the guy was brilliant.
“This is normal in Pennsylvania.”
In some places here in Ohio,she would have come out on the balcony and helped him finish.
Oh look! One of the fraud osteens toadies speaks! C’mon, you can do better than that drivel supporting the false teacher osteen.
Pointing out that it is wrong to sin against even Osteen is “drivel supporting the false teacher”?
I have woken up in Bizarro Land.
Not bad Norm, not bad at all!
(This has to rate as the bad writing of the day)
(my emphasis)
“This was when the neighbor downstairs saw him and *began to unload* a.45 caliber firearm *on* him. This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him *enough* to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery.”
Is that in reference to a "pick" or not being "master of his domain"?
Didn't see any other Seins responding. d;^)
Could be but actually It’s just my sorta standard response for bizzarre sex threads and the Darwin stuff. I have seen it used ad absurdum in a few movies and actually by some pols over they years so since it’s good for a laugh, what the hell ;)
If I gotta be condemned to hell then it is perhaps best if I live up to my so called arrogance.
Which is really funny since my initial post implied I’d been caught as was the perp. Which CLEARLY shows a lack of humility ;)
Address and phone number or it didn’t happen!!! ;)
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