Posted on 12/30/2014 5:23:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
A burglar shot in a Franklin Commons Apartment at the 1000 block of Boblink Drive allegedly had an inconvenient urge. The unknown Pennsylvania thief was caught touching himself before a neighbor allegedly opened fire.
The 21-year-old burglar was allegedly masturbating when the female second floor apartment resident spotted and confronted him around 8:30 a.m. Sunday morning. He then proceeded to enter the apartment through its balcony to reach her. It is unknown what else he may have done while he was there, but he grabbed her dog and then left the apartment.
ABC News reports that the burglar may have made his way in through a sliding glass door, rather than a window other sources point to.
The thief then allegedly jumped down from the balcony and attempted to enter another apartment on the first floor. This was when the neighbor downstairs saw him and began to unload a.45 caliber firearm on him. This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him enough to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition early Monday....
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Ok, lets be honest. Who amongst us hasn’t...
Story that makes you go “What?”
The perp will run up hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical bills but he will never pay for any of it ....
The downstairs neighbor must have feared the guy was going to take the dog across state lines.
Wasn’t this the jockey that did this?
LOL!
It almost sounds like two completely separate incidents. The writer, in their eagerness to include adjectives like, “The Masterbating Burglar” seems to throw that detail into the very first statement, with little follow up or connection.
We’ll at least he finally took his hands off of the dog, if you know what I mean.
Cue Antoine Dodson...
No name, no description, we may see a lot of that. The cops are gonna be very cautious, rightfully so.
Wait a sec....you mean it was just me?
Oh hell....
Now this is a perfect chant to shout: “PANTS UP! DON’T LOOT”
True. For me anyway. I'll cop to it. Sometimes two or three times a day.
Heck, just this morning I put a couple rounds (.44 mag, not .45) into some crumb out on my balcony. And tonight there was another, one quick free-hand shot to the forehead.
Early riser is still out there, far as I know. Forehead did a backwards flip over the rail.
But I'm trying to quit, I swear. I'm trying.
He was just excited at the news the inventor of Viagra was Knighted in England. Sort of a 21’gun’ salute methinks...
i hope the pervert thief sees Jesus real soon.
ME, I’ve NEVER been shot.
Unload a.45 and the guy is still alive?
Gun control is hitting your target.
“This is my weapon, “This is my gun. “This is for... ;)
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