Posted on 12/30/2014 5:23:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
A burglar shot in a Franklin Commons Apartment at the 1000 block of Boblink Drive allegedly had an inconvenient urge. The unknown Pennsylvania thief was caught touching himself before a neighbor allegedly opened fire.
The 21-year-old burglar was allegedly masturbating when the female second floor apartment resident spotted and confronted him around 8:30 a.m. Sunday morning. He then proceeded to enter the apartment through its balcony to reach her. It is unknown what else he may have done while he was there, but he grabbed her dog and then left the apartment.
ABC News reports that the burglar may have made his way in through a sliding glass door, rather than a window other sources point to.
The thief then allegedly jumped down from the balcony and attempted to enter another apartment on the first floor. This was when the neighbor downstairs saw him and began to unload a.45 caliber firearm on him. This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him enough to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition early Monday....
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Did the doctors check to see if the palms of his hands are yellow? Did he go blind?
Inquiring minds want to know!
“grammar police”
You rang? ;-)
“This is normal sh*t in Pennsylvania, people.”
ROFL
WAAAAIIITTTT a second.....
A partial/sentence fragment? Answering a statement with a question?????
Turn in that badge copper. you done gone bad ;)
I don’t think ‘rather’ anything. The vast majority of Freepers I have interacted with on an adult level know that I am as self depreciating as can be depreciated.
The self righteous snots get the arrogant act. Which, I think is obvious that I am...EXTREMELY...good at. But thats all it is and most here know it for what it is because I go out of my way to show thats what it is. And I only do it when some self professed guardian of all thats right and just in the Bible mouths off their latest unbiblical crap. Guess which of the two fits our interaction.
Vet, I don’t think I’ve heard a story like this one since a few years ago when a woman here drank a quart of vodka and then tried to shoot a corn off her foot with a shotgun.
He “grabbed her dog”? He put it under his arm? Molested it?
Wild, wild stuff Ed.
He was auditioning for a position in a southern GOP controlled state.
Nah, he looks more the boy toy type to me. I was thinking about Cochran and his barnyard admissions.
Not me, I have never owned a .45.
Me either. They say 6.5 is about average though.
“I don’t know about you Norm, but I have never shot a burglar.”
Yup, but wanna tell us what happened to that ‘screw driver pirate’ who jumped onto your boat that night?
;-)
ping to post 92 for earlier thread... yes, same story. Jockey.
I’ve enjoyed posts from both you for a long time. Shake hands as friends and turn in, guys.
I would but being condemned to hell kinda makes that hard to do. It’s hot here and I’d need ice water, at least, to consider it.
That’d make a good country song.
I’m actually writing the music for it now. I wrote it as a lark for my daughter to sing in the style of the Astaire/show tunes/musicals... As absurdly as possible...just to seriously annoy people with in a video ;)
Shake hands with him after he’s been doing what?
(Which he has been, figuratively. Osteen was actually being GRACIOUS in the quotation, to add insult to injury.)
Just between you and I, I should never have went into the complaint commode. If it wasn't for these here "news stories" that is so open to interpolation, us here on the site has scant cause for compalining... or composting.
So consider yourself unrang, OK? And I still don't know where the dog in the story has ran off to. Shot, was he?
Yours truly,
Sherwin Cody*
*a sadly neglected author.
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