[GladesGuru]

“I don’t know about you Norm, but I have never shot a burglar.”

Yup, but wanna tell us what happened to that ‘screw driver pirate’ who jumped onto your boat that night?

;-)

[Kenny Bunk]

GG, It's true. From time to time I have demonstrated my skill with impromptu cudgels to various unauthorized members of the lower orders, uninvited yacht guests, so to speak. However, I have yet to shoot one of the bastards.

Ah well, I am still young and have my CCW. Now if only I could remember where I put the olde pistola, I might still get a shot in. Frankly though, IIRC my range experiences with the .45 while training to slay commies for Christ, perhaps I would be better off with grenades.