Posted on 12/30/2014 5:23:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
A burglar shot in a Franklin Commons Apartment at the 1000 block of Boblink Drive allegedly had an inconvenient urge. The unknown Pennsylvania thief was caught touching himself before a neighbor allegedly opened fire.
The 21-year-old burglar was allegedly masturbating when the female second floor apartment resident spotted and confronted him around 8:30 a.m. Sunday morning. He then proceeded to enter the apartment through its balcony to reach her. It is unknown what else he may have done while he was there, but he grabbed her dog and then left the apartment.
ABC News reports that the burglar may have made his way in through a sliding glass door, rather than a window other sources point to.
The thief then allegedly jumped down from the balcony and attempted to enter another apartment on the first floor. This was when the neighbor downstairs saw him and began to unload a.45 caliber firearm on him. This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him enough to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition early Monday....
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Ah well, I am still young and have my CCW. Now if only I could remember where I put the olde pistola, I might still get a shot in. Frankly though, IIRC my range experiences with the .45 while training to slay commies for Christ, perhaps I would be better off with grenades.
I’d very much like to hear the final result.
Thanks for making this one of the funniest threads I’ve read in quite a while!
Gives new meaning to the term “Money Shot”....
Grenades, eh? That poses an interesting, would a flash/bang grenade or a cudgel be more likely to induce what the Japanese call “The Blinding Light Of Satori”?
I assume insight to be inducable in the mind of a screw driver pirate - to do otherwise might result in my being flamed as “wacis” or “elitist”.
How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one trial learning has occurred?
To return to your question,
"How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one-trial learning has occurred?"
In this case I doubt the self-satisfied perp could stand another such learning experience.
All very well and good, then. But what happened to the dog in the story? "The Case of the Missing Puppy?" I suppose we're lucky the "female" in the story was not a cat fancier.
The ‘dog napper’ was most fortunate he did not encounter an enraged ‘cat lady”. Those things make “The Female Of The Species Is More Dangerous Than The Male” a masterpiece of understatement.
That dog napper might have needed surgery far more if a cat lady purse had impacted him . . .
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