[GladesGuru]

Grenades, eh? That poses an interesting, would a flash/bang grenade or a cudgel be more likely to induce what the Japanese call “The Blinding Light Of Satori”?

I assume insight to be inducable in the mind of a screw driver pirate - to do otherwise might result in my being flamed as “wacis” or “elitist”.

How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one trial learning has occurred?

[Kenny Bunk]

GG, we seem to have gone well beyond the subject of this marvelous thread, which has seamlessly joined a prominent divine named Osteen with the misadventures of an onanistic, voyeuristic, dog-napper and wounded second-story man manqué. A most interesting juxtaposition of crime, theology, and thoracic surgery.

To return to your question,
"How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one-trial learning has occurred?"
In this case I doubt the self-satisfied perp could stand another such learning experience.

All very well and good, then. But what happened to the dog in the story? "The Case of the Missing Puppy?" I suppose we're lucky the "female" in the story was not a cat fancier.