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Burglar Shot Doing What? Pennsylvania Thief Caught With His Pants Down
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| December 29, 2014
Posted on 12/30/2014 5:23:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: GladesGuru
GG, It's true. From time to time I have demonstrated my skill with impromptu cudgels to various unauthorized members of the lower orders, uninvited yacht guests, so to speak. However, I have yet to shoot one of the bastards.
Ah well, I am still young and have my CCW. Now if only I could remember where I put the olde pistola, I might still get a shot in. Frankly though, IIRC my range experiences with the .45 while training to slay commies for Christ, perhaps I would be better off with grenades.
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posted on
12/30/2014 10:54:49 PM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(The fate of the Republic rests in the hands of the '15 -16 Congress. God help us.)
To: Norm Lenhart
I’d very much like to hear the final result.
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posted on
12/31/2014 12:18:31 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Norm Lenhart
Thanks for making this one of the funniest threads I’ve read in quite a while!
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posted on
12/31/2014 3:59:16 AM PST
by
Boomer
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Gives new meaning to the term “Money Shot”....
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posted on
12/31/2014 4:37:26 AM PST
by
Feckless
(I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
To: Kenny Bunk
Grenades, eh? That poses an interesting, would a flash/bang grenade or a cudgel be more likely to induce what the Japanese call “The Blinding Light Of Satori”?
I assume insight to be inducable in the mind of a screw driver pirate - to do otherwise might result in my being flamed as “wacis” or “elitist”.
How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one trial learning has occurred?
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posted on
12/31/2014 6:32:17 AM PST
by
GladesGuru
(Islam Delenda Est. Because of what Islam is - and because of what Muslims do.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
A slight correction: This occurred on
Bobolink Dr.
incident A bobolink is a small bird
To: GladesGuru; Norm Lenhart
GG, we seem to have gone well beyond the subject of this marvelous thread, which has seamlessly joined a prominent divine named Osteen with the misadventures of an onanistic, voyeuristic, dog-napper and wounded second-story man manqué. A most interesting juxtaposition of crime, theology, and thoracic surgery.
To return to your question,
"How does one determine if the pupil is in need of a multi-trial learning experience, or if one-trial learning has occurred?"
In this case I doubt the self-satisfied perp could stand another such learning experience.
All very well and good, then. But what happened to the dog in the story? "The Case of the Missing Puppy?" I suppose we're lucky the "female" in the story was not a cat fancier.
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posted on
12/31/2014 8:38:02 AM PST
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Kenny Bunk
(The fate of the Republic rests in the hands of the '15 -16 Congress. God help us.)
To: Kenny Bunk
The ‘dog napper’ was most fortunate he did not encounter an enraged ‘cat lady”. Those things make “The Female Of The Species Is More Dangerous Than The Male” a masterpiece of understatement.
That dog napper might have needed surgery far more if a cat lady purse had impacted him . . .
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posted on
12/31/2014 9:02:08 AM PST
by
GladesGuru
(Islam Delenda Est. Because of what Islam is - and because of what Muslims do.)
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