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Study: Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking
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Posted on 08/25/2006 11:46:03 AM PDT by HHKrepublican_2
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Haha oh boy, let the jokes begin.
To: HHKrepublican_2
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:46:54 AM PDT
by
SFC Chromey
(We are at war with Islamofascists, now ACT LIKE IT!)
To: HHKrepublican_2
It's that cold water.
Shrinkage!
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:47:03 AM PDT
by
wireman
To: HHKrepublican_2
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:47:03 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
(A pirate's life for me.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
To: HHKrepublican_2
It's the cold water, I swear! I'm not really like this!
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:47:19 AM PDT
by
Rytwyng
(Only a Million Minuteman March can stop the Bush Border Betrayal!)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Gotta be the worst job in the world...bear ball boy!
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:47:20 AM PDT
by
telebob
To: HHKrepublican_2
FoxNews knows how to poke fun at the envirowingnuts.
All they have to do is report what the enviros parade as the crisis of the hour.
Almost as good as Capra making fun of the dictators in "Why We Fight"
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:48:05 AM PDT
by
VOA
To: HHKrepublican_2
Seriously though, I'd like to meet the guy that gets close enough to measure them!!
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:48:12 AM PDT
by
wireman
To: HHKrepublican_2
I don't know about the jokes (they being so obvious). What I want to know is why polar bears are getting so close to industrial plants they get exposed to the pollutants.
(yes, that's actually a silly question, intentionally so)
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:48:13 AM PDT
by
BelegStrongbow
(www.stjosephssanford.org)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Well, the water's cold up there. What exactly did they expect?
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:48:22 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
("...and I said to myself...'Why should I tell her?'"--Sheldon Leonard, as told to Bill Cosby)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Haha oh boy, let the jokes begin.I'm gonna go on record right here and now and predict this will be the most tasteful thread of the day.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:48:56 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: telebob
Paging Mike Rowe at The Discovery Channel!
("Dirty Jobs")
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:48:58 AM PDT
by
VOA
To: wireman
Hey, if any of us hit water that cold we'd look like Frankenstein.
Our nuts would be in our neck
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:49:23 AM PDT
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: HHKrepublican_2
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:49:44 AM PDT
by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
I think the leftists must have been spending too much time in Greenland since they have no balls to speak of.
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:49:49 AM PDT
by
hophead
("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
To: HHKrepublican_2
Ice cold water makes "outties" become "innies". Natch.
To: Owl_Eagle
this will be the most tasteful thread of the day Tastes like chicken, but rubbery.
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:50:07 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
( “I'm the Emperor, and I want dumplings!” (German: Ich bin der Kaiser und will Knödel.))
To: HHKrepublican_2
Who volunteered to look into this?
Scientist number one: Jack, I need you to look into the cause of breast cancer!
Jack:Will do boss!
Scientist number one: Hank, you look into whether Pluto's really a planet!
Hank: OK!
Scientist number one: John, I want you to study the size of polar bear genatalia!
John: Aww, not this sh!t again!
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:51:18 AM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(Sometimes those who scream loudest for "justice" are the ones that want real justice the least.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Do they not have anything better to do with their time than measure polar bear gonads? Hmmmmm?
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:52:00 AM PDT
by
Jaded
(does it really need a sarcasm tag?)
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