Who volunteered to look into this?
Scientist number one: Jack, I need you to look into the cause of breast cancer!
Jack:Will do boss!
Scientist number one: Hank, you look into whether Pluto's really a planet!
Hank: OK!
Scientist number one: John, I want you to study the size of polar bear genatalia!
John: Aww, not this sh!t again!
It's always the new kid, isn't it?