Study: Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking

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[markoman]

Okay....now turn your head and cough.

[bpjam]

I'm not a scientist, but if I lived in that weather.... Well, I'm just saying...... Hey, it happens to everyone!! It wasn't just me.

[hgro]

That usually occurs due to extreme cold.

[unkus]

Okay....now turn your head and cough.
Helen would love that

[agrarianlady]

The reporter was having a pun field day.

"Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out."

[petitfour]

Seriously though, I'd like to meet the guy that gets close enough to measure them!!

Why?????

[L,TOWM]

this will be the most tasteful thread of the day

In a Rocky Mountain Oyster sort of way...

[markoman]

Okay....turn your head and cough.

Any of you guys remember that high school ritual?

[toddlintown]

Who's holding them down and measuring their goolies? And why?

[wireman]

Cause he's crazy!

I'd like to party with him.

[alecqss]

No, must be that polar bears are not happy to see enviros either...

Anyway, $1B grant must be earmarked by the US Government to:
1. measure bear balls in other parts of the Earth and, if needed, move some grizzlies to the North Pole to improve polar bear females sex life;
2. search archives to investigate whether balls shrinkage cyclical or not;
3. perform viagra-dusting early in Spring as a preventive measure against shrinkage;

Another $1B grant should be given to the UN to establish a worldwide standard of the polar bear ball size.

And finally, in order to prevent further shrinkage US forces must be relocated from Iraq to Okinawa, Pres. Bush impeached, Karl Rove jailed and Valerie Plame cover restored. Otherwise all hope is lost. Come to think of it, send Joe Wilson to the North Pole to investigate bear balls sizes; why it should always be some tropical place like Niger?!

[SandRat]

First it was the genitalia of frogs in the lakes of Minnisota and now this.

Geeeeeze,....any guy can tell you what happens in that area because of COLD water.

[Taxman]

So, 'splain to me why anyone would want that job?

A surefire "What's My Line" Grand Prize Winner!

ROFOL!

[Clioman]

Damn! So THAT's why it's getting so hard to find polar bear-skin rugs of any decent size...

[Bubba_Leroy]

If that face doesn't cause shrinkage nothing will.

[Youngman442002]

okay so they have smaller balls.....but they well appointed igloos...

[MotleyGirl70]

Lol! I'd wear it at the beach just to embarrass all the guys coming out of the cold water :)

[trumandogz]

"Polar Bear" must be a euphemism for "Republican Congress."

[CSM]

Their beebers are getting stuned!

[Louis Foxwell]

A baculum (the singular form, latin for "stick") is a bone found in the penis of most mammals.

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Bear included. So what does this tell us? That bear boners are not diminishing. False alarm. Sorry folks. Show's over.