Timothy "Scars" Treadwell begins his first attempt to measure Polar Penii.
Posted on 08/25/2006 11:46:03 AM PDT by HHKrepublican_2
The polar ice cap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic.
The genitals of polar bears in eastern Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants, a new study finds.
Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
posted... like last tuesday
I could probably have gotten through the week without knowing this!
Hehe...I just KNEW this one would find its way into this thread!!!
Timothy "Scars" Treadwell begins his first attempt to measure Polar Penii.
It must be the cold hands of the scientist!
Steroids?
In other news female polar bears are on suicide watch!
I just want to know if the guy who gave the polar bear a reach-around got hazard pay.
Who's got the patent on the polar bear penis pump?
To a rational person the shrinkage is apparently due to too much exposure of the genitals to much colder water temperatures. Fear not, for polar bear genitals will be restored to normal size once the ice age is overcome by global warming, several eons from now. In the meantime the
the polar bear dudes will just have to do what we human guys do; convince the gals that (-----)that much = 1 foot.
I couldn't imagine such a polarizing post. This news is utterly chilling and makes me take paws. When confronted with this type of news, it's easy to be snowed and merely go with the floe, but standing up against shrinking genitalia could well prove to be the seminal issue of our day. I dare not shrink from such adversity, and would hope that other freepers have the testicular fortitude to be the bears of bad news...
From boneroom.com:
"Bacula
One of our most frequently asked questions here at The Bone Room is: What is a bacula? A baculum (the singular form, latin for "stick") is a bone found in the penis of most mammals. And no, we don't have one. Humans are one of the few mammals that lack this bone. These dense bones are uniquely shaped for each species and often aid in the classification of otherwise similar species."
Son, I'm so glad you finally got a job. Now tell your Mom and I exactly what a polar bear fluffer does!
After squatting on the ice for hours the pale ursines develop chilblains that soon become polar-rhoids.
Next week on Wild Kingdom, Marlin mounts an elk in his den.
So someobody got paid to get up next to a POLAR BEAR with a freakin ruler and some bear porn ?
"I'm not sure if MG70 would (or should) wear the pink one but if, so we have it available." ................Uncle Leo, Haberdasher ESQ.
All the 72 virgins look like Helen Thomas, Janet Reno and Madelyn Hafbright-they don't need any cold water.
The halogens, especially our ubiquitous friend, chlorine, has been on the environmentalist's hit list for quite some time now, blamed for everything from ozone depletion to mass extinction; this is just one of the newer approaches to demonize its use.
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