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Study: Polar Bear Genitals Are Shrinking
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Posted on 08/25/2006 11:46:03 AM PDT by HHKrepublican_2
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To: HHKrepublican_2
Does the article actually say how they came to the conclusion that "industrial pollutants" were causing this problem?
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:52:04 AM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: HHKrepublican_2
To: HHKrepublican_2
Viagra for Polar Bears, Im taking donations, send to Shrinking Nuts Inc.
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:53:01 AM PDT
by
OPS4
(Ops4 God Bless America!)
To: telebob; Dysart; tnlibertarian; Squantos; speedy; SlowBoat407; Robert A. Cook, PE; ...
Right. Tough job. Who would want to be scrotinizing those things all the time?
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:53:14 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: WinOne4TheGipper
John: Aww, not this sh!t again! It's always the new kid, isn't it?
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:53:51 AM PDT
by
RubyCosmos
(Mmmm, sewer water is GOOD IT TASTES LIKE CANDY!!!!!)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Avoid shrinkage! Use the "Costanza jock warmer" Never leave home without it!
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:54:07 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
To: HHKrepublican_2
How'd ya like to have THAT job!!!?
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:54:45 AM PDT
by
The G Man
(The NY Times did "great harm to the United States" - President George W. Bush 6/26/06)
To: HHKrepublican_2
I don't even have to get in the cold water anymore.
There are broken hearted women all over America now.
"Ah yes, I re-member it well".
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:55:21 AM PDT
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Oh please, now capitalism is to blame for the size of polar bears' cranks? What next?
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:55:32 AM PDT
by
MikeA
(Not voting out of anger in November is a vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Who ever thought to do this kind of study needs to see a shrink!
Was someone observing the polar bears butts and said, "gee - the polar bears' testicles appear much smaller than they have in years past. I think we should do a study on that to find out why."
???
WEIRD.
To: SFC Chromey
Al Gore's next book and movie deal!
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:55:45 AM PDT
by
K-oneTexas
(I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
To: HHKrepublican_2
Great. Now liberalism is spreading to Polar Bears too...
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:56:07 AM PDT
by
Sofa King
(A wise man uses compromise as an alternative to defeat. A fool uses it as an alternative to victory.)
To: MrB
All the good Global Warming/George Bush's fault/evil oil companies whines were taken. Industrial polutants are caused by evil capitalists so it's sort of an im-plied twofer.
To: robertpaulsen; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside
Here we go again.
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:56:17 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
("There's no problem so big that government intervention can't make it worse.")
To: HHKrepublican_2
Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out. Somebody in the copy room was having fun with this one...
To: wireman
It's that cold water. Shrinkage!
COSTANZA: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:57:27 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(REUTERS: We give smoke and mirrors a bad name)
To: wireman
Seriously though, I'd like to meet the guy that gets close enough to measure them!! I think they just get 'em in a chat room and set them up with a web cam.
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:58:23 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
("There's no problem so big that government intervention can't make it worse.")
To: HHKrepublican_2
Measurements performed by Timothy "Scars" Treadwell.
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:58:51 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Must be the arctic version of the croc hunter doing the "research". Coming soon to the discovery channel, "The bear ball buster".
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posted on
08/25/2006 11:58:54 AM PDT
by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: HHKrepublican_2
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