Posted on 08/25/2006 11:46:03 AM PDT by HHKrepublican_2
The polar ice cap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic.
The genitals of polar bears in eastern Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants, a new study finds.
Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland
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Must be global cooling!
Shrinkage!
Nuts!
Shrinkage!
It's the cold water, I swear! I'm not really like this!
Gotta be the worst job in the world...bear ball boy!
FoxNews knows how to poke fun at the envirowingnuts.
All they have to do is report what the enviros parade as the crisis of the hour.
Almost as good as Capra making fun of the dictators in "Why We Fight"
Seriously though, I'd like to meet the guy that gets close enough to measure them!!
I don't know about the jokes (they being so obvious). What I want to know is why polar bears are getting so close to industrial plants they get exposed to the pollutants.
(yes, that's actually a silly question, intentionally so)
I'm gonna go on record right here and now and predict this will be the most tasteful thread of the day.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
Paging Mike Rowe at The Discovery Channel!
("Dirty Jobs")
Hey, if any of us hit water that cold we'd look like Frankenstein.
Our nuts would be in our neck
Same author, different source... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1689212/posts
I think the leftists must have been spending too much time in Greenland since they have no balls to speak of.
Ice cold water makes "outties" become "innies". Natch.
Tastes like chicken, but rubbery.
Who volunteered to look into this?
Scientist number one: Jack, I need you to look into the cause of breast cancer!
Jack:Will do boss!
Scientist number one: Hank, you look into whether Pluto's really a planet!
Hank: OK!
Scientist number one: John, I want you to study the size of polar bear genatalia!
John: Aww, not this sh!t again!
Do they not have anything better to do with their time than measure polar bear gonads? Hmmmmm?
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