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Haha oh boy, let the jokes begin.
1 posted on 08/25/2006 11:46:03 AM PDT by HHKrepublican_2
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Must be global cooling!


2 posted on 08/25/2006 11:46:54 AM PDT by SFC Chromey (We are at war with Islamofascists, now ACT LIKE IT!)
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It's that cold water.

Shrinkage!

3 posted on 08/25/2006 11:47:03 AM PDT by wireman
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Nuts!


4 posted on 08/25/2006 11:47:03 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
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Shrinkage!


5 posted on 08/25/2006 11:47:08 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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It's the cold water, I swear! I'm not really like this!


6 posted on 08/25/2006 11:47:19 AM PDT by Rytwyng (Only a Million Minuteman March can stop the Bush Border Betrayal!)
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Gotta be the worst job in the world...bear ball boy!


7 posted on 08/25/2006 11:47:20 AM PDT by telebob
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FoxNews knows how to poke fun at the envirowingnuts.
All they have to do is report what the enviros parade as the crisis of the hour.

Almost as good as Capra making fun of the dictators in "Why We Fight"


8 posted on 08/25/2006 11:48:05 AM PDT by VOA
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Seriously though, I'd like to meet the guy that gets close enough to measure them!!


9 posted on 08/25/2006 11:48:12 AM PDT by wireman
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I don't know about the jokes (they being so obvious). What I want to know is why polar bears are getting so close to industrial plants they get exposed to the pollutants.

(yes, that's actually a silly question, intentionally so)


10 posted on 08/25/2006 11:48:13 AM PDT by BelegStrongbow (www.stjosephssanford.org)
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Well, the water's cold up there. What exactly did they expect?
11 posted on 08/25/2006 11:48:22 AM PDT by RichInOC ("...and I said to myself...'Why should I tell her?'"--Sheldon Leonard, as told to Bill Cosby)
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Haha oh boy, let the jokes begin.

I'm gonna go on record right here and now and predict this will be the most tasteful thread of the day.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

12 posted on 08/25/2006 11:48:56 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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Same author, different source... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1689212/posts


15 posted on 08/25/2006 11:49:44 AM PDT by Egon (We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
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I think the leftists must have been spending too much time in Greenland since they have no balls to speak of.


16 posted on 08/25/2006 11:49:49 AM PDT by hophead ("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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Ice cold water makes "outties" become "innies". Natch.


17 posted on 08/25/2006 11:50:05 AM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (The recipe's at my FR HomePage. Try it!)
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Who volunteered to look into this?

Scientist number one: Jack, I need you to look into the cause of breast cancer!
Jack:Will do boss!
Scientist number one: Hank, you look into whether Pluto's really a planet!
Hank: OK!
Scientist number one: John, I want you to study the size of polar bear genatalia!
John: Aww, not this sh!t again!


19 posted on 08/25/2006 11:51:18 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Sometimes those who scream loudest for "justice" are the ones that want real justice the least.)
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Do they not have anything better to do with their time than measure polar bear gonads? Hmmmmm?


20 posted on 08/25/2006 11:52:00 AM PDT by Jaded (does it really need a sarcasm tag?)
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Does the article actually say how they came to the conclusion that "industrial pollutants" were causing this problem?


21 posted on 08/25/2006 11:52:04 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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22 posted on 08/25/2006 11:52:54 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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Viagra for Polar Bears, Im taking donations, send to Shrinking Nuts Inc.


23 posted on 08/25/2006 11:53:01 AM PDT by OPS4 (Ops4 God Bless America!)
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Avoid shrinkage! Use the "Costanza jock warmer" Never leave home without it!


26 posted on 08/25/2006 11:54:07 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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