Something Every Zottee Should Realize

[Turkey Day]

Bush is great! I love that man! Conservatives are the greatest!

[sam_paine]

Thanks. I needed a Caddyshack reference to start the day.

[CharlesWayneCT]

I'm sorry, I was trying to type a response but somebody clocked me with a shovel. I'm better now.

[Paul_Denton]

congrats :) Usully takes a lot of luck to get in ibtz

[ExpatGator]

Bring it on Jerksmacker. Or is that smackjerker, or turkeybaster, or turkeyjerker?

[wyattearp]

Just once, I'd like to see the President refuse to issue the annual turkey pardon, and cook that sucker.

[george76]

 

 

 

Vote five stars yes here....

 

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[mr_hammer]

Excellent, did you make that your self? Can I get one? Super fantastic!

[Paul_Denton]

LOL agree

[Republic]

ROFLMAO!

Turkey day must be in a pen somewhere 'stewing' about the upcoming the roasting pan.

Either that, or an activist homosexual who feels lost in a world that maintains a code of right and wrong.

[auto power]

Bite me.

[ChadGore]

[tioga]

Too Late.

[OKSooner]

ibtz

[OB1kNOb]

Kitty loves playing with its food in the morning. Thanks for staying around so long.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Half a million sperm and you were the fastest?

[Delta 21]

***** BREAKING - TURKEY DAY COMES EARLY THIS YEAR - *****

[ericthecurdog]

[Experiment 6-2-6]

I don't think that you should show up for the fight - armed only with a shovel.

There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with guns, and those who dig.

You dig.

[RckyRaCoCo]

[mr_hammer]

I see ZOT posted alot. What the heck does it mean?

[Skooz]

Still pining away for the good old days, huh?

[babyface00]

Can't believe I made it IBTZ.

Did our troll have to get on the short bus for school? His account is still up...

[VRWCmember]

Since you are so fond of movie character references, you remind me of the little wimpy guy who got a date with the school slut -- you know the one who would put out for anybody -- but then failed to get lucky because when she unzipped his pants she found he was already wearing a rubber.

[commonerX]

I get a kick out of people that correct other peoples grammar and spelling as if they never make those mistakes.

[Redleg Duke]

Welcome to Free Republic. So nice of you to join us with your profound observations!

[VRWCmember]

Forgot to identify the movie that you were in. It was Porky's.

[ARealMothersSonForever]

texianyankee hijacked your webcam!

[ktvaughn]

My first IBTZ!!

[Skooz]

If that isn't the most disturbing picture I have ever seen, I hope my repressed memories of the others never come to the surface.

[CSM]

What, 179 posts and still IBTZ?

[steveo]

That's just wrong...

[Paul_Denton]

It is a term for when a troll gets banned.

[Redleg Duke]

That's cartoon? I thought it was a live shot from DU!

[george76]

: Unfair to compare Carter with Neville Chamberlain

 

 

 

Unfair to compare Carter with Neville Chamberlain. Chamberlain finally figured out appeasement wouldn't work when Hitler invaded Poland. Carter still hasn't figured it out.

But you are right about one good thing he accomplished-- giving us eight years of Ronald Reagan:

1980 1984  

In addition to the high interest rates, I remember the gas lines - unbelievable!

I'd like to say something nice about James Earl Carter now.







I'd like to







I really would






Sorry can't think of anything.

[abigailsmybaby]

Another intolerant, terrorist loving, violent, truth challenged "peace"nik from the party of death to wish us all a good morning.

Did I make it in before the zot?! I've never made it before the zot.

[Grampa Dave]

Excellent.

However, GW will not be serving this turkey and his liberal brethren to our troops. GW will be serving it to the $inators being exposed as liars in their hatred of GW.

[mouse_35]

149 replies and still no ZOT?

[Laura Earl]

Not very bright are you TD?

[ktvaughn]

Oops, Wrong guy--IBTZ!!

[Redleg Duke]

"Why is it you jerks all only post two sentence rants?"

Attention span.

[RGSpincich]

I hate it when a FReeper goes out of town and uses a computer with a previously unbanned address.

[tumblindice]

I got a Yugo SKS for my birthday, and yes--it has a grenade-launcher!
Which way did he go, which way did he go????

[shibumi]

Not only are we all those very bad things, but we're slow too. Almost 25 minutes and still IBTZ!

(By the way, I know someone who has a life, if you're still looking for one.)

[Malsua]

[afnamvet]

Smoked Turkey.

[joe fonebone]

count me in..............

[CharlesWayneCT]

Well, he did kill that evil man-eating Rabbit.

Or did he just wound it? I can't remember. Probably failed that military mission as well.

[RebelBanker]

Taggart: Break's over, boys. Don't just lay there gettin' a suntan, ain't gonna do you no good anyhow. Now take this shovel and put it to some good use.
[Bart grabs a shovel and advances on Taggart from behind]
Charlie: Don't do it, Bart.
Bart: Uh-uh, baby, I have to.
Taggart: [to Lyle] Now send a wire to the main office and tell them that I said
[Bart whacks him]
Taggart: OW.
Lyle: Send wire, main office, tell them I said ow, gotcha.

[wbill]

BTZ for me!

I love trolls. Makes me look forward to the next election day.