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  • Hunter Accidentally Kills a Woman Walking Her Two Dogs

    Wednesday evening, 43-year-old Rosemary Billquist decided to take her two Labrador Retrievers, Sugar and Stella, on a walk in a field behind her western New York home. Little did she know that she would not be returning home. Shortly later, Rosemary's husband, Jamie, heard his dogs barking. When he went outside to see what the commotion was about, he was greeted by EMTs who were pulling into his driveway. One of the EMTs was also a family friend. "Jamie, we've got a gunshot wound," the friend said as he rushed into the field. The victim ended up being Rosemary. How...
  • Twitter Bans Roger Stone for Insulting CNN Anchors

    10/28/2017 6:16:15 PM PDT · by Coronal · 26 replies
    Breitbart ^ | Oct 28 2017 | Allum Bokhari
    Longtime Trump ally, former aide to President Nixon and veteran political lobbyist Roger Stone was banned from Twitter this evening after he branded a number of CNN anchors “fake news.” According to the Hollywood Reporter, the ban is permanent. Prior to his ban, Stone had tweeted at CNN’s Don Lemon, calling him a “lying c**ksucker” and “fake news,” urging him to “stop lying about the Clintons and uranium.” He also tweeted at Jake Tapper, calling on the CNN host to be “held accountable for his lies” and “very severely punished.”
  • Wednesday - WHAT????

    08/23/2017 3:45:30 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 9 replies
    friendly email | 8.23.2017 | unknown
    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a...
  • Native Americans attacked the USA. Should N.A. reservations, monuments, statues be destroyed?

    Native American warriors attacked and butchered American troops and innocent American men, women and children. They owned slaves long before Columbus.
  • It's time to break up Amazon

    06/20/2017 3:38:34 PM PDT · by MrExplorer70 · 58 replies
    Fast Company ^ | 06/19/2017 | Douglas Rushkoff
    “Amazon just bought Whole Foods,” my friend texted me seconds after the announcement of the proposed acquisition. “It’s over. The world.” This unease is widespread, and has raised new calls for breaking up Jeff Bezos’s impending monopoly by force. Surely the company, which now generates 30% of all online and offline retail sales growth in the United States, and already controls 40% of internet cloud services, has reached too far. The 3% hike in Amazon’s share price since the announcement—which would alone more than pay for the acquisition—may attest less to the deal’s appropriateness than to investors’ growing fear that...
  • LET'S CALL THIS WHAT THIS IS..

    06/08/2017 12:47:56 PM PDT · by CivilWarBrewing · 18 replies
    June 08, 2017 | CivilWarBrewing
    This 'Russia investigation' thing is a DEEP STATE DEMONRAT HIT JOB ON TRUMP! The DemonRats are trying to stop his agenda and REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE. WE FREEPERS MUST NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN! In the aftermath of Hillary and OBAMA HIMSELF, and Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Lois Lerner, Unmasker Susan Rice, Cheryl Mills, Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner, Bryan Pagliano and etc. GETTING AWAY WITH SERIOUS FELONIES, this HIT on Trump is a SHAM and colossal waste of government resources and time. There is NO evidence of Trump colluding with Russia, SO WHY IS THIS HAPPENING other than for the...
  • Democrats - Then and Now

    05/27/2017 10:26:07 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 14 replies
    unknown | 5/27/2017 | self
    Great Orators of the Democrat Party – PAST : "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." ~ Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~ John F. Kennedy Great Orators of the Democrat Party – RECENT: " It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~William Jefferson Clinton "Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~John Edwards "What difference does it make?"...
  • Simple Border Solution (Vanity)

    05/05/2017 8:39:26 PM PDT · by rapture-me · 40 replies
    self | 5/5/17 | Self
    I am so tired of listening to liberals and weak Republicans arguing about a wall along our southern border that I want to scream. However, at this late date, I’m beginning to see their point. It IS expensive. It CAN be breached with a tall enough ladder. It CAN have holes cut in it. I finally have a cheap, foolproof, workable solution. Why don’t we just allocate a ½ mile wide strip as “No Man’s Land” and plant land mines in it. That would be simple, cheap, fast, and very effective. Plus, we would be notified every time one of...
  • What Happened on Election Day

    02/11/2017 6:51:25 PM PST · by Vendome · 23 replies
    New York Times ^ | 2/11/2017 | Gil Troy
    Link only per FR rules....but, a damn good read. Concise and quick too. Still stew pet.
  • Men enter a police station with machine guns and masks so they can make a COMPLAINT

    02/06/2017 3:43:46 PM PST · by Dallas59 · 26 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 2/6/2017 | Isobel Frodsham
    Two men gave Detroit police a fright of their lives as they entered a local station while wearing guns to file a complaint. The men, one of who is known only as 'Brandon', filmed themselves walking into Dearborn Police Station in Michigan to complain. In the video, which was filmed on a snowy day, one of the men, who is wearing a ski mask and glasses, says: 'We're going to go in and file a complaint because we were illegally pulled over about an hour ago.
  • State Department affirmative action hire Marie Harf is now a Fox News contributor

    01/23/2017 5:44:40 PM PST · by Sean_Anthony · 88 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 01/23/17 | Matthew Vadum
    Stupid people need jobs too Fox News Channel appears to have instituted an affirmative action hiring program among on-air contributors. Incompetent low-IQ Obama administration spokesthingies are now in demand, or so the hiring of former State Department goofer upper Marie Harf suggests.
  • Not my President, Not my Trash!

    01/22/2017 9:58:22 AM PST · by Bigtigermike · 40 replies
    Such respectful women! Such decent folks!
  • Man crashes while streaming 114 mph drive on Facebook Live (Darwin Award?)

    12/01/2016 3:56:51 PM PST · by DadOfFive · 29 replies
    Police say a Rhode Island man who streamed himself on Facebook Live driving 114 mph and weaving in and out of traffic was critically injured when he crashed into a garbage truck and a concrete barrier. State police say 20-year-old Onasi Olio-Rojas, of Pawtucket, lost control Wednesday on U.S. Route 6 in Providence. The video posted on Olio-Rojas' Facebook page shows him driving 114 mph and weaving through traffic. Police confirmed its authenticity to WJAR-TV.
  • Where can I buy this bumper sticker?

    11/23/2016 12:35:41 AM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 20 replies
    The one that says: GOD HAS PLAYED HIS TRUMP CARDI have a new car whose body work needs breaking in.
  • Vince Neil: 'Uninvited' to Donald Trump's Inauguration

    11/19/2016 7:30:41 AM PST · by RummyChick · 62 replies
    tmz ^ | 11/19 | tmz
    Vince Neil is NOT performing at a Donald Trump inauguration event, and it seems Vince was pretty confused about who asked him in the first place. Billboard posted a story a few hours ago saying Vince was performing at the actual inauguration at high noon on January 20th. Weird, right? Well, we spoke with Vince, who told us he and his band actually worked on getting Secret Service clearance to perform and he thought it was a done deal regardless of who won. Vince seems to be saying Hillary's people or the DNC were so confident in winning they booked...
  • Can someone tell me....

    11/08/2016 1:17:24 PM PST · by Kevin in California · 55 replies
    11-08-2016 | Me
    OK, we are obviously a technologically advanced country which is why we use electronic voting machines. The problem is they are compromised and subject to voter fraud which we see in every election cycle. Why don't we use the election ink on the index finger? This would all but eliminate any voter fraud with poll watchers present. I don't get it....
  • Trumps outfit for third debate

    10/15/2016 8:25:55 PM PDT · by MagillaX · 53 replies
    I am thinking blue suit with red tie. Superman coloring.
  • IF HILLARY IS FOUND GUILTY

    10/15/2016 4:58:03 PM PDT · by DIRTYSECRET · 71 replies
    President Trump the dealmaker could, after 90 days in the klink offer to let her out on 3 conditions, all related to Bill. 1) Acknowledge that HE DID have sex with THAT woman. 2) House arrest for the rest of the sentence. In Arkansas. 3) Require a DNA test to prove paternity of the black fella. If positive the RNC or Mr. Trump can buy the house next door. 5 instant grandchildren.
  • Florida Suspect Uses His Own Wanted Poster as Facebook Profile Picture

    09/03/2016 7:26:50 PM PDT · by rdl6989 · 12 replies
    ABC News ^ | Sep 2, 2016 | CATHERINE THORBECKE
    Police searching for a Florida man in connection to a battery case discovered that he was using his wanted poster and mug shot from another case as his Facebook profile picture, authorities said. "Facebook is a great way to communicate and connect with old friends and family," Cpl. Brian Bossio wrote in a post on the Stuart Police Department's Facebook page. "If you are wanted by the police, it's probably not a good idea to use the 'Wanted of the Week' poster of yourself as your profile pic."
  • With manifest apologies to Jeff Foxworthy... (Vanity)

    08/16/2016 7:08:44 AM PDT · by Montana_Sam · 15 replies
    8/16/2016 | myself
    Are you dumber than a doper? (With manifest apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)