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Something Every Zottee Should Realize

Posted on 11/17/2005 6:15:41 AM PST by Turkey Day

Edited on 11/17/2005 6:55:06 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Bush is great! I love that man! Conservatives are the greatest!


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To: Turkey Day
You people are jerks. Not likable jerks either, but the kind folks would like to smack in the back of the head with a shovel.

Jerks? Heck yeah we're jerks. But you know you love us. You say 'not likable jerks', but deep down, I can sense the you are smitten by our roguish charms.

And you shouldn't hit me in the back of the head with a shovel, Johnny. My grandmother hit me in the back of the head with a shovel once. Once.

101 posted on 11/17/2005 6:27:39 AM PST by Steel Wolf (* No sleep till Baghdad! *)
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To: Turkey Day

Coming from a critter who is within days of going to the chopping block...your advice is hilarious.


102 posted on 11/17/2005 6:27:53 AM PST by SE Mom (God Bless those who serve..)
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To: Turkey Day

I'm sure this guy sees all of life through Hollywood movies. I'm sure this individual is not stranger to the words, "I've seen this in a movie once".


103 posted on 11/17/2005 6:28:15 AM PST by SQUID
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To: Turkey Day

Thanks buddy. All that therapy just went down the drain.
I'm STILL a jerk.


104 posted on 11/17/2005 6:28:18 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Turkey Day
Neidermier from Animal House!? Judge Snells from Caddyshack!!?

Is that waht we're really like!? I had no idea. I'm devastated. I can't go on. With your reference to cheap Hollywood trash comedies you've totally convinced me to change my ways. I'm finished with Free Republic. Good job. Your powers of persuasion are phenomenal. Animal House and Caddyshack...who would have thought of it. Someone should have used those before.

105 posted on 11/17/2005 6:28:36 AM PST by Spiff ("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
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To: Turkey Day

106 posted on 11/17/2005 6:28:41 AM PST by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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To: Turkey Day

Did I make it in ?


107 posted on 11/17/2005 6:28:45 AM PST by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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To: nicmarlo

And threatening violence too...


108 posted on 11/17/2005 6:29:03 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen

So, do ALL jerks threaten violence?

Or just TOTAL JERKS?


109 posted on 11/17/2005 6:29:46 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Turkey Day

Nice little DhUmmie, now go play with your little friends in france...........

110 posted on 11/17/2005 6:29:57 AM PST by OB1kNOb (We're gonna boogie oogie woogie til we just can't boogie no more..............)
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To: RebelBanker

I love the smell of ozone in the morning.


111 posted on 11/17/2005 6:30:08 AM PST by ARCADIA (Abuse of power comes as no surprise)
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To: Turkey Day
You seem upset, are you upset?

I do want to know why liberals always stoop to name calling? It seems having a reasonable discussion using facts and data is not a part of your language. Whatever happened to your peace loving and accept people of kinds mantra.....hypocrite
112 posted on 11/17/2005 6:30:42 AM PST by Kimmers
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To: Turkey Day

Sorry I'm late. Eat me Mr. Troll.


113 posted on 11/17/2005 6:30:49 AM PST by toddlintown (Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

I thought that was his wife Jeremy.


114 posted on 11/17/2005 6:30:56 AM PST by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: nicmarlo

I thought trolls and lefties didn't believe in souls...


115 posted on 11/17/2005 6:31:14 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Turkey Day
Shouldn't you be in school right now? I mean, you might miss recess if you don't get of Mommy and Daddy's computer.
116 posted on 11/17/2005 6:31:22 AM PST by Reaganesque
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To: darkwing104; Darksheare; MikeinIraq
We have a live Zulu Oscar Tango event. Execute Order 66.


117 posted on 11/17/2005 6:31:25 AM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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118 posted on 11/17/2005 6:31:31 AM PST by eyespysomething (This ashtray, the paddlegame, the remote control, the lamp and the chair. That's all I need!)
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To: Turkey Day

My, my .... aren't we Mister grumpy today.


119 posted on 11/17/2005 6:31:41 AM PST by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: Turkey Day
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120 posted on 11/17/2005 6:31:42 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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