Posted on 01/05/2005 6:08:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix
NEVER harass Emperor Palpatine. That is something that DUmmie Andy Stephenson (aka God_bush_n_cheney) should have known when be entered an elevator and started bugging Senator Frank Lautenberg (NJ) about “vote fraud.” In case the name of Andy Stephenson rings a bell, he was unceremoniously fired recently by con artist, Bev Harris. Now Stephenson is apparently acting as an independent agent. Too bad he bothered the LEAST FRIENDLY Senator of them all. I don’t know how Frank “Emperor Palpatine” Lautenberg became a senator but it certainly wasn’t due to his charm which is non-existent nor his looks which are truly frightening. You can read about this HILARIOUS elevator encounter in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Senator Lautenberg threatens to arrest Andy Stephenson.” Let us now begin with an account of the elevator encounter posted by Andy’s DUmmie friend, straw_citizen. The DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the scene from the Death Star, is in the [brackets]:
“To the people of NJ from Andy Stephenson.
I just spoke with Frank Lautenberg in the elevator. I first asked Senator Lautenberg if he had a few minutes to talk to me. He said yes. I began to talk to him about the voting issues I found in Florida and Ohio. He couldn’t get out of the elevator quick enough.
Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, “Senator won’t you please look at the evidence? Won’t you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Won’t you please stand for the American People?”
Mr. Lautenberg said, ”I don’t want to hear this.”
I said, “Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.
To which he replied, “If you don’t leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.”
I said to Mr. Lautenberg, “If you stand with Mr. Conyers, you will be a hero.”
Senator Lautenberg said, “I am a hero. I was in World War II.”
I replied, “You won’t be in the eyes of the American people if you don’t stand up with Mr. Conyers tomorrow.”
Catherine for Andy Stephenson
["Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.”]
You know you've arrived when you've been threatened with arrest by a Senator.
[And by the Emperor Palpatine.]
Is this the Andy who was auditing Warren County?
[Also the Andy who was zapped by Bev Harris after slaving as her flunky.]
He doesn't want to even HEAR it??? Unreal!!
[Ordinary mortals are not to directly address the Emperor Palpatine.]
Andy You Are The MAN! and Lautenburg? you are NO f*cking hero. You are a coward and an asshole! These Democrats avoiding this issue are shooting themselves in the face!
[“The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.”]
that's weird, I just heard that Lautenberg would be standing up with and signing on with Conyers. Lautenberg is the Senator who brought a poster with a picture of a Chickenhawk and it's definition to the Senate floor. Doens't seem like the same guy who would run from Andy.
[“Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that is is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.”]
But we should make a big deal of this I think its ridiculous that a senator threatens to arrest a citizen for a request like this - are there no progressive local newspapers who will report this?
[Have no fear. The DUmmie FUnnies is reporting to the entire galaxy the aggression of the Emperor Palpatine.]
This is a legitimate thread and everything is true.
I had my friend, straw_citizen post this for me here and elsewhere because I have no access to a computer today.
Please call Lautenberg's office and voice your displeasure. I'm at a Kinko's paying by the hour so I'll check in tomorrow or later this evening when I can get to a computer.
Andy
[Kinko’s? Interesting. Is this Kinko’s in Texas and do you happen to know a Lucy Gonzalez (or was it Ramirez)?]
wow, there's another thread about freepers having called the Senators offices today and been extremely well 'freeperlike', that is to say stupid, rude, and offensive. Perhaps they got to Frank and then one more person talking to him got the bad reaction. He is usually a stand-up guy. See poster above that he brought to the Senate floor. I am shocked and sad. I was just about to send a fax to him. I thought he was one of our best shots. So sorry you were treated that way Andy. Sorry for doubting your friend's original post.
[So you are blaming the Emperor Palpatine’s aggressive attitude on Freepers? Ever consider that he might have had that sour disposition since birth?]
NEWSFLASH!! Heroes don't refer to themselves as "Heroes!" "I am a hero. I was in WW11." What the hell does that have to do with election fraud? What a puss!
[“Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.”]
Ah tomorrow, the long awaited day. <^>snicker<^>
No! Please let's not hijack the DUmmie FUnnies :-)
I was just joking since we had a Star Wars theme.
I thought it was Emperor Palpatine.
He becomes Emperor in the next movie. Dang I have given away half the plot. At least I didn't tell them Annikan becomes Darth Vader.
The freeper, the DUmmie, or Lautenberg?
I like Emperor Palpatine better. It gives him more rank.
Agreed.
Earth to DU: "These democrats" are not avoiding the issue; there IS no issue. The "issue" is a figment of your imaginations.
Especially if you fart.
that was my guess.
I'm no fan of Lautenberg at all, but I love how these DUmmies say he's not a hero for serving in WW2 because he had the nerve to SAY he was in WW2 and a hero. Sure, it fits with his crappy personality, but he DID serve--what did these jerks ever do? Other than whine that they actually have to pay for computer time. Maybe Lautenberg will really be a hero and push for free computer time for democrats.
I have been here pounding the desk with laughter -- between what PJ said and your post I am ROTFLMAO!!!
No you're wrong. Pardon me for saying it! Tomorrow is THE day, don't ya remember? There will be no one on DU tomorrow as they are all flying, walking and running to Washington, DC to rally around Conyers, Jackson and Tubbs as they reject the electors. So you will have nothing to write about! Oh haha, I can't wait to see those morons, all 20 or so look like total idiots! They think kerry is in Iraq so he'll be out of the line of fire and he can come back riding his white horse and snatch the Swearing In Ceremony from Bush!!
OH...I get it now. That IS funny :-)
The moment I entered this guy's office, he conceded all my points right away and urged me to leave at the same time due to the unbearable garlic odor. The encounter was avoided and I came out ahead due to that garlic.
However, on my way down to the lobby, I entered an elevator filled with people. The next floor was the third floor and everybody except me got out even though I knew most of them were going to the lobby. This confirmed for me that the horric garlic odor was intolerable. I brushed my teeth several times that day and swallowed lots of mouthwash but the garlic odor kept oozing out of my skin pores for the next three days.
I was a pariah to society for that period but I did win my enounter.
Not being a Star Wars geek...I didn't get it either....until that photo was posted.
I've been wading in the swamp, and I can report that they are way overstepping. The demand is now for at least Florida and New Mexico to be challenged as well as Ohio, possibly Texas (!), Iowa, and South Carolina.
Pelosi is peeved, trying to rein in the contesting congressmen, Harry Reid is trying to stop Boxer, and the DUmmies are screaming "MORE!"
Peej, that is almost as hilarious as the DUFU!
Well it wasn't really "vote fraud" but it was a pretty egregious violation of election principles.
BTW, that last one was so twisted that it had me in stiches. "Heroes don't refer to themselves as "Heroes!" "I am a hero. I was in WW11." I nominate that one for stupid quote of the day. :-)
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