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DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 (Emperor Palpatine Threatens to Arrest DUmmie)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/05/2005 6:08:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Ah tomorrow, the long awaited day. <^>snicker<^>


21 posted on 01/05/2005 6:26:37 PM PST by Ditter
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To: EllaMinnow; recalcitrant

No! Please let's not hijack the DUmmie FUnnies :-)

I was just joking since we had a Star Wars theme.


22 posted on 01/05/2005 6:27:27 PM PST by NeoCaveman (I care, just not very much.)
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To: EllaMinnow

I thought it was Emperor Palpatine.


23 posted on 01/05/2005 6:29:49 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I thought it was Emperor Palpatine.

He becomes Emperor in the next movie. Dang I have given away half the plot. At least I didn't tell them Annikan becomes Darth Vader.

24 posted on 01/05/2005 6:31:00 PM PST by NeoCaveman (I care, just not very much.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The freeper, the DUmmie, or Lautenberg?


25 posted on 01/05/2005 6:32:40 PM PST by EllaMinnow (and a Happy New Year!)
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To: dubyaismypresident

I like Emperor Palpatine better. It gives him more rank.


26 posted on 01/05/2005 6:32:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Agreed.


27 posted on 01/05/2005 6:34:02 PM PST by NeoCaveman (I care, just not very much.)
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To: PJ-Comix
These Democrats avoiding this issue are shooting themselves in the face!

Earth to DU: "These democrats" are not avoiding the issue; there IS no issue. The "issue" is a figment of your imaginations.

28 posted on 01/05/2005 6:35:48 PM PST by alnick
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To: Oztrich Boy
Elevators are not a good place to meet strangers to establish frendships.

Especially if you fart.

29 posted on 01/05/2005 6:42:13 PM PST by freedumb2003 (My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
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To: EllaMinnow

that was my guess.


30 posted on 01/05/2005 6:42:30 PM PST by recalcitrant
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm no fan of Lautenberg at all, but I love how these DUmmies say he's not a hero for serving in WW2 because he had the nerve to SAY he was in WW2 and a hero. Sure, it fits with his crappy personality, but he DID serve--what did these jerks ever do? Other than whine that they actually have to pay for computer time. Maybe Lautenberg will really be a hero and push for free computer time for democrats.


31 posted on 01/05/2005 6:43:27 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Annoying wussies since 1965)
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To: NRA1995; PJ-Comix
Ohhhh....I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends call....

I have been here pounding the desk with laughter -- between what PJ said and your post I am ROTFLMAO!!!

32 posted on 01/05/2005 6:49:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
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To: PJ-Comix

No you're wrong. Pardon me for saying it! Tomorrow is THE day, don't ya remember? There will be no one on DU tomorrow as they are all flying, walking and running to Washington, DC to rally around Conyers, Jackson and Tubbs as they reject the electors. So you will have nothing to write about! Oh haha, I can't wait to see those morons, all 20 or so look like total idiots! They think kerry is in Iraq so he'll be out of the line of fire and he can come back riding his white horse and snatch the Swearing In Ceremony from Bush!!


33 posted on 01/05/2005 6:52:34 PM PST by queenkathy (Fear Not)
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To: freedumb2003

OH...I get it now. That IS funny :-)


34 posted on 01/05/2005 6:57:29 PM PST by NELSON111
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To: freedumb2003
True story. I once had to face an unpleasant business encounter in an office building. I don't want to go into the details of the encounter but I knew ahead of time, my opponent's strategy would be to wear me down and was VERY EXPERIENCED in doing so. Therefore I countered this tactic by chewing on a piece of elephant garlic just before I went to the meeting. Thank God, I had a water bottle in my car because my head felt like an Atomic bomb went off inside it as soon as I swallowed that garlic.

The moment I entered this guy's office, he conceded all my points right away and urged me to leave at the same time due to the unbearable garlic odor. The encounter was avoided and I came out ahead due to that garlic.

However, on my way down to the lobby, I entered an elevator filled with people. The next floor was the third floor and everybody except me got out even though I knew most of them were going to the lobby. This confirmed for me that the horric garlic odor was intolerable. I brushed my teeth several times that day and swallowed lots of mouthwash but the garlic odor kept oozing out of my skin pores for the next three days.

I was a pariah to society for that period but I did win my enounter.

35 posted on 01/05/2005 7:03:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: NELSON111

Not being a Star Wars geek...I didn't get it either....until that photo was posted.


36 posted on 01/05/2005 7:08:05 PM PST by Feiny (MERRY NEW YEAR!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I've been wading in the swamp, and I can report that they are way overstepping. The demand is now for at least Florida and New Mexico to be challenged as well as Ohio, possibly Texas (!), Iowa, and South Carolina.

Pelosi is peeved, trying to rein in the contesting congressmen, Harry Reid is trying to stop Boxer, and the DUmmies are screaming "MORE!"


37 posted on 01/05/2005 7:09:20 PM PST by EllaMinnow (and a Happy New Year!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Peej, that is almost as hilarious as the DUFU!


38 posted on 01/05/2005 7:14:25 PM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
I don’t know how Frank “Emperor Palpatine” Lautenberg became a senator

Well it wasn't really "vote fraud" but it was a pretty egregious violation of election principles.

39 posted on 01/05/2005 7:18:40 PM PST by Tribune7
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To: groanup
Maybe you should send it to the Secret Service, too. When those freaks are teed off with you, your life is in danger.

BTW, that last one was so twisted that it had me in stiches. "Heroes don't refer to themselves as "Heroes!" "I am a hero. I was in WW11." I nominate that one for stupid quote of the day. :-)

40 posted on 01/05/2005 7:24:21 PM PST by FreeAtlanta (never surrender, this is for the kids)
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