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DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 (Emperor Palpatine Threatens to Arrest DUmmie)
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| January 5, 2005
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 01/05/2005 6:08:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL. Now I know why Lostenberg is such a gun grabber. So he can be even more of a jackass!
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posted on
01/05/2005 7:26:38 PM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
("Don't flatter yourself - peewee!" - Tango and Cash)
To: PJ-Comix
That is a freaking riot of a story. Love it! I can just see those folks leaving the elevator.
You should have gotten off with them and watched their reactions.
42
posted on
01/05/2005 7:30:04 PM PST
by
Chuck54
To: Chuck54
That is a freaking riot of a story. Love it! I can just see those folks leaving the elevator. Even weirder was that months later I heard an account of that incident mentioned on CNN. They said it was one way of dealing with unpleasant business encounters of the type that I faced. Okay, I'm not 100% sure they were referring to me but I did tell that account to quite a few people and it wouldn't surprise me if the story seeped up to a CNN reporter.
I originally got that garlic idea from an Armenian auto mechanic I knew. He ate some sort of Armenian breakfast everyday that included a lot of garlic. His breath was intolerable. I mean you just could not stand near him when he spoke. So I figured if just some garlic additive would have that effect, eating raw elephant garlic would be MUCH WORSE which it was.
43
posted on
01/05/2005 7:41:20 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I love this line...
NEWSFLASH!! Heroes don't refer to themselves as "Heroes!" Tell that to John Kerry, DUmbass...
Little do the DUmmies know with each passing moment they make themselves more OUR servants.
44
posted on
01/05/2005 7:42:05 PM PST
by
mysto
("I am ZOT-proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
To: PJ-Comix
...freepers having called the Senators offices today and been extremely well 'freeperlike', that is to say stupid, rude, and offensive...
Unlike, of course, scam-artist's secretaries buttonholing Senators in person and harrassing them in the elevator between floors where they can't escape.
Good call, PJ, typical DUmmie, typically FUnnie...
45
posted on
01/05/2005 8:01:46 PM PST
by
dr_pat
(it's only sarcasm if you don't read too carefully...)
To: PJ-Comix
Next time, get an apron with "Alphonso's Italian Food" on it (or a blank one and use a marker).
Hey, when the moon hits your eye... :)
46
posted on
01/05/2005 8:03:52 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
To: All
I changed my mind. There WILL be a DUFU AM edition tomorrow.
47
posted on
01/05/2005 8:04:02 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
That reminds me of a joke, Two democraps walk into an elevator........take if from here, gang....
PS....Elephant Garlic Story = Classic
48
posted on
01/05/2005 8:06:41 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
To: PJ-Comix
What do you mean...
No DUFU AM edition tomorrow but there will be a lot of material for the PM edition.I'm paying for both an AM and PM edition and I want both. I'll be contacting the FCC or, uhm, the Federal Internet Commission, somebody in the Federal Government will hear about this. You can't get away with this.
49
posted on
01/05/2005 8:10:38 PM PST
by
daguberment
(The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish....)
To: PJ-Comix
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Giggles first thing in the morning with my coffee! No place but FR!
50
posted on
01/05/2005 8:11:22 PM PST
by
Sally'sConcerns
(It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
To: daguberment
Check my reply #47 above. I said that I changed my mind and there WILL be a DUFU AM edition tomorrow.
51
posted on
01/05/2005 8:13:44 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Dashing Dasher
Don't even try chewing and swallowing raw elephant garlic unless you absolutely have to. It is a NASTY experience. Only thing that saved me was that I had a water bottle in my car to quickly swallow after ingesting that garlic.
52
posted on
01/05/2005 8:16:17 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Senator Lautenberg said, I am a hero. I was in World War II. Absolutely classic! ROTFLMAO!
53
posted on
01/05/2005 8:25:20 PM PST
by
killjoy
(My kid is the bomb at Islam Elementary!)
To: daguberment; PJ-Comix; All; Jim Robinson
To hold us over, this just showed up on their homepage (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2907807)
So they one again silence their own people. Goodness knows we have a lot of crazy theorists here, but unless the theory is directly offensive, we let it air. But they are sooo afraid of being labelled "kooks" they now have a policy of supression.
Big difference between Zotting/removing anti-conservative thought and just whacking eveyone with an embarrasing-to-us theory.
Jim, I know you usually just want to ignore DU, but they ARE funny, and the qualitative difference between our rules and theirs speaks volumes about their notions of "freedom."
"How we feel about kooky tsunami conspiracy theories
We think they're a bunch of crap, and we believe most -- if not all -- DU members think they're a bunch of crap. We do not wish to see them posted on our website. If anyone posts a kooky tsunami conspiracy theory on our website, we would like to know about it so we can remove it and then investigate the person who posted it as a possible troll."
54
posted on
01/05/2005 8:26:23 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
To: freedumb2003
maybe this is why?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x244053
Someday I'll learn to post a link correctly.
55
posted on
01/05/2005 8:40:39 PM PST
by
birbear
(Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.)
To: birbear; John Robinson
You usually get the link "for free."
For example, if you give a full URL, FR creates rhe link:
So for google, just by tyoing the URL, we should get the link too. http://www.google.com
But sometimes FR just doesn't.
There is no HTML in this post -- if you post with HTML you have to do all the work. If you just do plain text, FR helps a lot (thank John Robinson, Jim's kid, who is quite the tech wizard)
56
posted on
01/05/2005 8:54:40 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
To: freedumb2003
that's what I thought, but then I noticed my links weren't working.
http://www.google.com
Oh bother.
57
posted on
01/05/2005 8:59:09 PM PST
by
birbear
(Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.)
To: PJ-Comix
58
posted on
01/05/2005 9:00:16 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
To: PJ-Comix
Senator Lautenberg said, I am a hero. I was in World War II.[vomit]
I've never known of a true hero to protest "I AM a hero."
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posted on
01/05/2005 9:02:06 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not *always* cranky.)
To: feinswinesuksass
Not being a Star Wars geek...I didn't get it either....until that photo was posted. Not being a Star Wars geek...I still don't get it!
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posted on
01/05/2005 10:35:32 PM PST
by
jellybean
(Free Ol' Crusty!)
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