Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 (Emperor Palpatine Threatens to Arrest DUmmie)
Posted on 01/05/2005 6:08:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix
NEVER harass Emperor Palpatine. That is something that DUmmie Andy Stephenson (aka God_bush_n_cheney) should have known when be entered an elevator and started bugging Senator Frank Lautenberg (NJ) about vote fraud. In case the name of Andy Stephenson rings a bell, he was unceremoniously fired recently by con artist, Bev Harris. Now Stephenson is apparently acting as an independent agent. Too bad he bothered the LEAST FRIENDLY Senator of them all. I dont know how Frank Emperor Palpatine Lautenberg became a senator but it certainly wasnt due to his charm which is non-existent nor his looks which are truly frightening. You can read about this HILARIOUS elevator encounter in this DUmmie THREAD titled, Senator Lautenberg threatens to arrest Andy Stephenson. Let us now begin with an account of the elevator encounter posted by Andys DUmmie friend, straw_citizen. The DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the scene from the Death Star, is in the [brackets]:
To the people of NJ from Andy Stephenson.
I just spoke with Frank Lautenberg in the elevator. I first asked Senator Lautenberg if he had a few minutes to talk to me. He said yes. I began to talk to him about the voting issues I found in Florida and Ohio. He couldnt get out of the elevator quick enough.
Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, Senator wont you please look at the evidence? Wont you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Wont you please stand for the American People?
Mr. Lautenberg said, I dont want to hear this.
I said, Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, Ive seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.
To which he replied, If you dont leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.
I said to Mr. Lautenberg, If you stand with Mr. Conyers, you will be a hero.
Senator Lautenberg said, I am a hero. I was in World War II.
I replied, You wont be in the eyes of the American people if you dont stand up with Mr. Conyers tomorrow.
Catherine for Andy Stephenson
["Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.]
You know you've arrived when you've been threatened with arrest by a Senator.
[And by the Emperor Palpatine.]
Is this the Andy who was auditing Warren County?
[Also the Andy who was zapped by Bev Harris after slaving as her flunky.]
He doesn't want to even HEAR it??? Unreal!!
[Ordinary mortals are not to directly address the Emperor Palpatine.]
Andy You Are The MAN! and Lautenburg? you are NO f*cking hero. You are a coward and an asshole! These Democrats avoiding this issue are shooting themselves in the face!
[The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.]
that's weird, I just heard that Lautenberg would be standing up with and signing on with Conyers. Lautenberg is the Senator who brought a poster with a picture of a Chickenhawk and it's definition to the Senate floor. Doens't seem like the same guy who would run from Andy.
[Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that is is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.]
But we should make a big deal of this I think its ridiculous that a senator threatens to arrest a citizen for a request like this - are there no progressive local newspapers who will report this?
[Have no fear. The DUmmie FUnnies is reporting to the entire galaxy the aggression of the Emperor Palpatine.]
This is a legitimate thread and everything is true.
I had my friend, straw_citizen post this for me here and elsewhere because I have no access to a computer today.
Please call Lautenberg's office and voice your displeasure. I'm at a Kinko's paying by the hour so I'll check in tomorrow or later this evening when I can get to a computer.
[Kinkos? Interesting. Is this Kinkos in Texas and do you happen to know a Lucy Gonzalez (or was it Ramirez)?]
wow, there's another thread about freepers having called the Senators offices today and been extremely well 'freeperlike', that is to say stupid, rude, and offensive. Perhaps they got to Frank and then one more person talking to him got the bad reaction. He is usually a stand-up guy. See poster above that he brought to the Senate floor. I am shocked and sad. I was just about to send a fax to him. I thought he was one of our best shots. So sorry you were treated that way Andy. Sorry for doubting your friend's original post.
[So you are blaming the Emperor Palpatines aggressive attitude on Freepers? Ever consider that he might have had that sour disposition since birth?]
NEWSFLASH!! Heroes don't refer to themselves as "Heroes!" "I am a hero. I was in WW11." What the hell does that have to do with election fraud? What a puss!
[Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.]
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(No offense to the late Buster Keaton, whom I adore!)
tomorrow stands to be very interesting...you may have trouble choosing your thread!
He's a freeper troll.
Look at the low post count for this poster - bet it is a Freeper. This whole thing is off the wall, not that Lautenberg wouldn't blow them off but I can't believe even he said that about WWII.
Elevators are not a good place to meet strangers to establish frendships.
Okay, who's going to e-mail this thread to Lautenberg? He has pissed off all of DUmmie land. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
I knew you would post this one, PJ!!! I mean who can resist making fun of the walking dead!
"Please call Lautenberg's office and voice your displeasure. I'm at a Kinko's paying by the hour so I'll check in tomorrow or later this evening when I can get to a computer."
Ohhhh....I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends call....
I can believe it.
No DUFU AM edition tomorrow but there will be a lot of material for the PM edition.
Check further down the DUmmie thread. This elevator encounter was confirmed by Andy Stephenson himself. I also posted his comments in this DUFU edition. Some NJ Freeper out there should contact his local newspaper since I think this elevator incident is newsworthy.
no he's not.
he's a long time freeper, who got the boot for being to libertarian and not enough evangelical christian right.
Another great one !!!
What, do I need a humor tag for everything :^)
This is one your best.
You do a public service. THANK YOU!
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