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  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-19-16 (Brock-Paid Hillary Trolls Gloating Over Bernie Ban Day)

    06/19/2016 12:05:43 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 19, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Tomorrow is SUPPOSEDLY Bernie Ban Day in DUmmieland. I say "supposedly" because Skinner chickened out at the last moment and delayed Bernie Ban Day last Thursday with the new target day being tomorrow. In any event, the Brock-paid Hillary trolls are already gloating over this shut down of any criticism of Hillary or any other elected Democrat politician. In effect, this bans Bernie supporters since their rights of free speech will be ABOLISHED in DUmmieland. The problem for Skinner is that he will be left with mostly Brock-paid Hillary trolls who are currently posting in DUmmieland strictly for the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-16 (Skinner CHICKENS OUT On Bernie Ban Day!!!)

    06/16/2016 6:15:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2016 | Skinner, DUmmies, Jackals, & PJ-Comix
    Well, today is Bernie Ban Day and guess what? At the last moment, Skinner has CHICKENED OUT. Yes, when staring straight into the face of site suicide, Skinner just couldn't pull the trigger. Instead he is "delaying" Bernie Ban Day until June 20...or so he says. Here is Skinner's incredibly lame excuse about why he couldn't kill off DUmmieland today as you can see in his thread, DU's General Election Season postponed until Monday June 20. The Brexit vote will happen in exactly a week but the Berexit (Bernie Exit) on DUmmieland has been delayed because of Skinner's lack...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-16 (D Minus 1 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/15/2016 10:03:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | June 15, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Tomorrow is Bernie Ban Day.This is not what Skinner wanted. He was hoping that Bernie would come together with Hillary and pledge his support for her as all get together, Socialists and Corrupt Crony Capitalists, for a giant kumbaya. Although Skinner was most likely praying fervently yesterday to Goddess Gaia for this outcome, the news has come out that Bernie is TAKING IT TO THE CONVENTION!!! This means Bernie Ban Day tomorrow will drive out most of the Sandernistas who comprise about 90% of the DUmmies, leaving only a few Brock-paid Hillary trolls. Should you doubt the Great Schism...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-11-16 (D Minus 5 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/11/2016 1:33:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 11, 2016 | PJ-Comix
    Today is D Minus 5 and counting until Bernie Ban Day on June 16. So guess who else is doing the SAME countdown? Brock-paid Hillary trolls in DUmmieland who are counting down the days until NO CRITICISM of Her Thighness will be permitted, effectively banning all the Bernie folks. You can see their countdown in this thread, New Hillary Scandal Checks All the Boxes on the Clinton Controversy Bingo Card. Such "heresy" as indicated by the title will no longer be permitted in DUmmieland starting June 16 as you can see in the joyous but ominous countdown following the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-16 (D Minus 7 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/09/2016 4:59:25 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2016 | Jackals and PJ-Comix
    It is now exactly one week until Bernie Ban Day in DUmmieland. It is the day that Skinner's greed for Clinton Cash funneled to him via his wife, Shelly Moskwa, has been leading him all these years. Yes, many years of pretending to be "Underground" when in reality he was secretly just a shill for the establishment. Bernie Ban Day will mark the END of DUmmieland as we have known it. Gone will be the Sandernistas leaving Skinner with mostly Brock-paid Hillary shills who will soon be splitting the moment there are no more paychecks for them. Okay, so...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-08-16 (D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/08/2016 4:07:45 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 8, 2016 | DUmmies, Jackals, and PJ-Comix
    I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR!!!That was the Presumptive Indictee last night proclaiming victory last night and declaring that because her Bill done her wrong and she had to endure years of humiliation by ruining the lives of the women he boffed, it was at last HER TURN. Tears must have come to the eyes of Skinner and his Clinton Cash wife, Shelly Moskwa, while watching that claim of nomination despite the actual nomination being weeks and a big indictment away. Yes, at last DUmmieland would all join hands in a show of unity while singing kumbayla and all...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-09 (D Minus 9 To Bernie Ban Day)

    06/07/2016 10:39:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    CALL IT SKINNER! CALL IT!!! Such are the cries today, nine days before the official Bernie Ban Day set for June 16. So why the urgent demand from the Brock-paid Hillary trolls? Because last night the Associated Press declared Hillary the "presumptive nominee" despite the fact that the Superdelegates don't vote until after the convention opens in late July. The Hillary celebrations by her Brock-paid trolls reminds me of a football player on the 10 yard line spiking the football and doing a touchdown victory dance yards short of the goal line. Meanwhile the Great Migration, soon to be...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-16 (Countdown Until Bernie Ban Day)

    06/06/2016 11:17:41 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    It is D Minus 10 and counting. Yes, just 10 more days until Bernie Ban Day in DUmmieland on June 16. That is the day that Skinner has decreed that no more criticism of Hillary shall be allowed which effectively bans the Sandernistas. The problem for Skinner is that the Sandernistas, who at one time composed at least 90% of DUmmieland, are leaving. Right now it is estimated they are leaving DUmmieland at the rate of one every 7 minutes or just over 200 per day. However, the closer we get to Bernie Ban Day, that rate is expected...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-04-16 (DUmmie Awakening: Rise of the Jackals)

    06/04/2016 8:56:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 4, 2016 | Jackals and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies have AWAKENED to Skinner's Clinton Cash Corruption. There is NO DENYING the ugly truth since it is documented in a myriad of FEC reports showing that Skinner's wife, Shelly Moskwa, has been pocketing hundreds of thousands of dollars of Clinton Cash. And this isn't even counting the money they have earned from renting out mailing lists. One wonders if Skinner's corruption has extended to the point where he has used personal information provided to him by the DUmmies in compiling those mailing lists. In any event, many of the Sandernistas in DUmmieland have become aware of Skinner's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-16 (Clinton Cash Payee Skinner: Bernie Ban Starts 6/16)

    06/01/2016 2:42:25 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Clinton Cash payee Skinner has just issued a directive. Starting on June 16, criticism of Her Thighness will no longer be permitted. This will effectively ban the Bernie supporters in DUmmieland. This will be especially fun if the FBI issues a scathing report of Hillary with a recommendation to indict. Therefore if Guccifer is telling the truth, that means Hillary's email server was hacked thus proving that her selfish desire to keep her email secret from everybody ironically means it was read by this nation's enemies. It is hard to see Skinner preventing criticism of Hillary at DUmmieland after...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-16 (Team Hillary Hilariously Cheating Sandernistas at State Conventions)

    05/15/2016 8:40:03 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The Hillary Clinton campaign is in the process of screwing the Bernie Sanders supporters in a big way and it is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! The Sandernista DUmmies hardly even know what hit them. The big news now is how the Hillary campaign completely SCREWED the Sanders delegates out of their spots at the Nevada convention. You can read details about it HERE or at almost every other thread in DUmmieland right now. Why so surprised, DUmmies? You actually thought Team Hillary would play by something as ridiculous to them as RULES? Fortunately we have the experience of just how...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-16 (DUmmies Demand That Skinner Come Clean on Clinton Cash Corruption)

    05/01/2016 2:26:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Call it, Skinner. That is the demand of the Hillary supporters, including PAID trolls, to Skinner in DUmmieland. That want him to "call it" for Hillary as the nominee so all debate can end and the Sandernistas will fall into line behind Hillary. However, there is now a louder call in DUmmieland from the Sandernistas: Tell it, Skinner. Yes, Tell it, Skinner about how you SOLD OUT and betrayed your fellow DUmmies for Clinton Cash. You might recall that a year ago, the DUmmie FUnnies REVEALED that Skinner has been getting big bucks from his paymasters at the Clinton...
  • DUer Questions Integrity of Blog Founder Skinner Over Clinton Payments

    04/03/2016 10:05:00 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | April 3, 2016 | P.J. Gladnick
    The Democratic Underground website is currently in an uproar. The overwhelming majority of them,  Bernie Sanders supporters, are in stark opposition to the very few on that site who favor Hillary Clinton. Among the few Hillary supporters is the founder of that blog, Skinner aka David Allen, who as we have seen before is an over the top fanboy of Clinton. However, what most folks at DU probably don't yet know is that Skinner has a big financial connection to the Hillary Clinton campaign via his wife, Shelly Moskwa, who served as a Clinton campaign treasurer during her 2008 presidential...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-16 (DUmmies Accuse Democrats of Vote Fraud)

    02/07/2016 10:54:06 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2016 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    Remember whenever the Democrats lost an election, the DUmmies would accuse the Republicans of vote fraud? Of course, DUmmies would also get completely outraged if Democrats were accused of the same crime. Could never happen. As rare a an asteroid strike on the planet. Well, the DUmmies have now changed their tune. They are now accusing DEMOCRATS of massive vote fraud in the Iowa caucuses. Yeah, obviously the Hillary Clinton campaign was involved in it but they needed the help of the Iowa Democrat party bosses to enable the Hillary Clinton "victory" which was really a tie that was...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-16 (DUmmies Suddenly NOT Sick & Tired of Hearing About Hillary's Damn Emails)

    01/30/2016 9:05:17 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    During the first Democrat Presidential Candidate Debate last year, Bernie Sanders told Hillary Clinton that "the American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails." That was the attitude of the DUmmies as well and for months afterwards not much was said about the topic in DUmmieland...until now. Suddenly, with the Iowa caucuses looming this Monday, her "damn emails" have become a hot topic in DUmmieland especially since some of her "damn emails" are rated top secret at the highest level and could be easily hacked from her private server. You can see the sudden DUmmie...
  • ISIS Recruitment Poster Girl Becomes a Very Different Kind of Warning

    11/24/2015 7:14:12 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 25 replies
    IJ Review ^ | 11/24/15 | VIRGINIA KRUTA
    According to an Austrian publication, the parents of Samra Kesinovic have received bad news. Their daughter, who was radicalized in Vienna, ran away to join ISIS fighters in Syria when she was just 17. Her friend, Sabina Selimovic, was 15 when she disappeared. Both girls were the children of Bosnian refugees who had fled to Austria during the Chechen war. The two girls later appeared on social media, carrying Kalashnikov rifles and surrounded by armed ISIS militants. Their pictures were used as a recruitment tool for other young women who would also leave home to become ISIS brides. About a...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-19-15 (Even DUmmies Mock Hillary On Wiping Server)

    08/19/2015 11:04:10 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 19, 2015 | PJ-Comix
    So just how disastrous was Hillary's press conference yesterday when she proclaimed ignorance about the meaning of "wipe" as in "wipe" the server? It was so bad that even the DUmmies are mocking Miss Pretty In Orange. Although DUmmieland is now at least 95% in Bernie's camp despite the efforts of Head DUmmie Skinner to steer things Hillary's way because of his financial ties to her campaign, the DUmmies have up to now disregarded questions about Hillary's server as mere "rightwing propaganda." They preferred to attack her for economic reasons. However, that has suddenly changed as you can see...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-15 (Hillary's Last Stand in DUmmieland)

    08/14/2015 5:32:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    The few, the brave, the.....WAAAAAH! The demoralized. I mean utterly DEMORALIZED. Who? The handful of Hillary supporters left in DUmmieland. Like George A. Custer at the Little Big Horn, their numbers were never great but now they have dwindled down to a pathetic few. Yes, they had a big boost initially from DUmmie Leader Skinner who hyped Hillary bigtime. Of course, it was Clinton Cash that influenced his decision and until recently he was giving pep talks to boost the morale of those few, very few, Clinton supporters in DUmmieland. However, even Skinner now appears to have given up...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-28-15 (Pitt Splits DUmmieland Again Over Hurt Feelings)

    07/28/2015 7:01:08 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 28, 2017 | Williams Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
    Let us throw a pity party for Pitt. William Rivers Pitt has splt from DUmmieland again over hurt feelings. Normally he can be expected to crawl back again with his tail between his legs but this time there might not be a DUmmieland to crawl back to and the reason for this has to do with why Pitt split. You see, in the past Pitt was a member of the DUmmieland protected class. Most posts slamming or mocking him were pulled. However, this time a mocking post, "24 business hours", was not only allowed to stay up, it wasn't...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-15 (Bernie Sandernistas Attack Clinton Cash)

    07/01/2015 9:46:54 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    The Bernie Sandernistas are attacking Clinton Cash. No, they haven't gone so far as to specifically attack the Clinton Cash fiunneled to head DUmmie Skinner via his wife, Shelly Moskwa, in her role as Treasurer of Friends of Hillary as revealed in detail on FEC documents featured in a previous DUFU EDITION. Since these revelations, Skinner seems to have gone into a witness protection program as a sort of voluntary "Desparecido" so as to avoid having to face his fellow DUmmies concerning his Clinton Cash. In the meantime the DUmmies of the Sandernista faction which consists of about 99%...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-30-15 (Dejected Hillary DUmmie Supporters Hide Out In Bunker)

    06/30/2015 6:21:18 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 30, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    Talk about low morale! The rapidly dwindling number of Hillary supporters are under such assault from the Bernie supporters in DUmmieland that they now feel persecuted as you can see in this THREAD, "I am leary of posting this but... HRC ROOM." There has been no blatant revolt by the DUmmies against Skinner himself over the fact that he is receiving big bucks from the Hillary campaign via his wife. However, the Hillary DUmmies are in full retreat as the Sanders DUmmies have completely taken over the conversation in DUmmieland. Meanwhile no response from Skinner as to his cash...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-15 (Skinner Continues Hillary Hype as More Mrs. Skinner Clinton Cash Revealed)

    04/20/2015 8:30:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 20, 2015 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Yes, more and more and MORE revelations about Hillary's Cash payoffs to the Kettlemans, I mean the Skinners, are coming out Fast & Furious. The latest revelation comes to us by way of this Open Secrets DOCUMENT which reveals that Mrs. Skinner, aka Shelly Moskwa, received $185, 295 paid out in 49 payments. The period at Open Secrets is listed as 2009 to 2010 but since Hillary is identified as a senator, it is probably from an earlier period. Were those 49 payments over a one year or two year period? Perhaps Mr. Moskwa can reveal it to his...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-18-15 (DUmmies Trash Talk Skinner's Cash Cow)

    04/18/2015 6:51:51 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 18, 2015 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Hey DUmmies! Why do you have to be so nasty towards Skinner's Cash Cow, Hillary? I mean have you no sympathy for him and his wife who is Treasurer of Friends of Hillary? Let's face it, a million dollar home in Chevy Chase costs a lot in both mortgage payments and upkeep. So if for some reason Hillary is forced out of the race, goodbye Skinner's money pit. In this specific instance, the DUmmies are mad at Hillary for seeming to support TPP or Trans Pacific Partnership. Since we are talking about Hillary here I like to thing of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-17-15 (SURPRISE!!! Skinner's Wife Was/Is Friends of Hillary Treasurer)

    04/17/2015 8:04:18 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 17, 2015 | PJ-Comix
    [This is a special DUFU investigative report.]Remember when Skinner recently went all FANBOY over Hillary? Many DUmmies were perplexed about why UberDUmmie Skinner aka David Allen went so over the top enthusiastic for Hillary. Well, what Skinner did not reveal at the time was that his wife, Shelly Moskwa was (and could still be) the Treasurer of Friends of Hillary. This FEC DOCUMENT reveals that at least as of January 31, 2015, Moskwa was still Treasurer as you can see by the date next to her signature. Also of interest in that same document is that Friends of Hillary...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-16-15 (DUmmies Betrayed by Hillary Sellout Skinner)

    04/16/2015 5:35:20 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 16, 2015 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    I originally thought that head DUmmie Skinner sold out for thirty pieces of Hillary war chest silver. However, the posts of Captain Obvious are coming so fast and furious, I suspect he is working via piece rate. The more fawning Hillary threads posted the more plata in his pocket. As examples here is Skinner ADOPTING the dopey Hillary Hospital logo as his own. Then there is Skinner going full CHIPOTLE SOLIDARITY with Hillary. There are many more such threads but just for fun we shall today look at his plug for DUmmie "Hillvetica" text generator on this THREAD. Meanwhile...
  • DU Leader Skinner Goes Full Out Hillary Fanboy

    04/15/2015 1:15:18 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2015 | P.J. Gladnick
    The word from on high is out at the Democratic Underground. Despite the previous misgivings from many if not most of the DUer's about Hillary Clinton and her massive war chest fattened by corporate capitalist and shadowy foreign donations, they must be absorbed by the Hillary Borg. And to emphasize the point, the DU leader and co-founder, Skinner aka David Allen, posted a picture (above) of himself holding a Chipotle burrito and Hillary logo with this message: "So, I had this inexplicable craving for Chipotle today..."Yes, there are still 8 months left until the caucuses and primaries begin but Skinner has...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-15 (Pitt Defends Hillary; Owned by DUmmie)

    03/11/2015 11:16:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Attention DUmmie MADem! As the Lord Protector of the DUmmie FUnnies I hereby grant you absolution for all your leftwing sins you may have committed in the past or might commit in the future. Let the word go forth that from now unto all eternity, DUmmie MADem shall be immune from any criticism by the DUmmie FUnnies for providing the public service of completely owning WILLIAM RIVERS PITT in a most humiliating way. So what happened? WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who is now suffering extreme boredom in the lily white woods of New Hampshire attempted to get back into Hillary's...
  • DU Fraudster Will Pitt Publicly Corrected by TurboTax for Posting False Hacking 'Scoop'

    02/06/2015 12:59:23 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | February 6, 2015 | P.J. Gladnick
    Notorious fraudster William Rivers Pitt has posted yet another false "scoop" at the Democratic Underground. No, nothing yet about Karl Rove being indicted. That was guaranteed in his May 2006 "scoop" and we are still waiting 24 business hours for this mythical event to materialize. This time around Pitt posted a "scoop" about TurboTax supposedly being hacked. One little problem; it wasn't true. And a TurboTax spokesperson even posted on Pitt's thread about the truth of the matter due to the misinformation spread on the Web by Pitt's veracity challenged "scoop." One fringe benefit is that Pitt has once again...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-15 (TurboTax Smacks Down Pitt for False "Scoop")

    02/06/2015 10:07:41 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    While you wait 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted and frogwalked across the White House lawn, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has another HOT HOT HOT scoop. This time it is that TurboTax was hacked. Of course we know this must be true because of Pitt's fantastic track record for veracity. Unfortunately, after Pitt delivered his big SCOOP came the big "OOPS" which you can discern in the thread title which not only has a regular UPDATE but also a NEWER UPDATE, "Scary stuff" UPDATE: the hack was TurboTax (NEWER UPDATE). After Pitt's FALSE "scoop" caused panicr among...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-05-15 (Pitt's Health Insurance Hacked)

    02/05/2015 8:07:11 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 5, 2015 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    This was probably the EASIEST prediction I ever made. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT's health insurance company, Anthem, has been HACKED. Gee! Who else could have seen that coming? How about a whole bunch of web security experts who for over the year predicted exactly this due to the almost non-existent security of the HealthCare.Gov website. So how do I know that Pitt's insurance company is Anthem? Because he told us so with his April Fools Apology last year after he dared to slam ObamaCare: For the record, and one last time: I went to the exchange. They delivered me to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-14 Pitt: 'THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON'

    12/09/2014 4:28:36 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-14 (Ferguson: Temporary SockPuppet Laughably Invokes 'To Kill A Mockingbird")

    11/25/2014 8:09:57 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Drunken Bostonian just couldn't resist grandstanding the Ferguson riots. This time WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants everybody to see how literate he is by quoting from "To Kill A Mockingbird" to imply that the "Gentle Giant" aka Michael Brown was a poor innocent like Tom Robinson in the Harper Lee novel. Here is Pitt's grandstand thread about Ferguson, “Atticus–” said Jem bleakly. One has to wonder if the Temporary SockPuppet read that line from the novel to impress teenyboppers in the Newton schoolyard. Now Pitt is trying to impress his fellow DUmmies with a completely inappropriate quote. So let...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-14 (DUmmies Pray for 2016 Senate Salvation)

    11/06/2014 6:20:42 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Please, Blue Fairy! Oh PRETTY PLEASE!!! Please return the Senate to the Democrats in 2016.The DUmmies are now praying for the Senate to return to majority Democrat in 2016. However, the very map they have posted shows it is an almost impossible task. I see at most 3 or maybe even 4 chances at the most. Not enough to regain the Senate especially since Landrieu looks like history and Manchin has a good chance of switching sides soon. In fact, the Democrats could even lose a couple of seats in 2016. I am thinking of Nevada tossing out Harry...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 ("DWS needs to step down NOW !!")

    11/05/2014 7:35:29 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 48 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies are ANGRY at Debbie Wasserman Schultz and they want her to step down as Chair of the DNC NOW!!! The FUnnie thing is the DUmmies are far more upset with DWS than your humble correspondent ever was. In fact, I was never upset with DWS. I never told this story before but before we get into this DUFU edition, I need to relay to you an incredible personal story about DWS. A little over 7 years ago my wife was having trouble getting her Green Card despite us having been married over a year. The Feds kept...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 (DUmmies Discuss Why They Are Losers)

    11/05/2014 6:05:52 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 64 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Now that they have lost BIG in the midterms, the DUmmies discuss why they are losers. What is interesting in this post mortem is that the ground rules as set by DUmmie lumberjack_jeff is that they are NOT allowed to fall back on the usual excuses such as Diebold. Their loser awareness can be seen in this THREAD, "Post mortem thread. Why did we lose?" So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss their Inner Loser in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Ebola Nurse threw the election to the Maine Republican governor,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 (DUmmies Cry Diebold in NC Senate Loss)

    11/04/2014 9:43:38 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    DIEBOLD!!! That old DUmmie excuse is back for them to explain the sad loss of Kay Hagan in the North Carolina senate LOSS. Why? Because exit polls MUST always be right. Just ask President John F. Kerry. You can see the DUmmies cry DIEBOLD in this very sad THREAD, "Hagan won the exit polls. How did she lose the race?" So let us now watch the DUmmies scream DIEBOLD in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remember to make it THREE asterisks per F word on the Free Republic, is in the [brackets]: Hagan won the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-14 (DUmmies in Denial: "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?")

    11/03/2014 10:55:18 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 81 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2014 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    They're whistling past the graveyard, trying to maintain a cheerful countenance in the face of imminent disaster. The handwriting is on the wall, but they don't want to read it. In other words, the DUmmies are in denial. All the signs point to major midterm losses for the Democrats tomorrow--including the loss of the U.S. Senate--but the DUmmies don't want to admit it. That's the state of mind in DUmmieland on the eve of Election Day, as seen in several threads, including this THREAD, "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?" So let us now journey to the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-29-14 (DUmmies Debate Whiny Ebola Nurse)

    10/29/2014 12:52:13 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 29, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The whiny leftwing Ebola nurse who was transferred from New Jersey to Maine and now wants to break heroi quarantine is someone you would think the DUmmies would automatically defend. Surprisingly a lot of DUmmies are upset with her for wanting to selfishly break quarantine as you can see in this THREAD, "Kaci Hickox Won't Follow Maine Ebola Quarantine Rule, Lawyer Says." This is making for a rare but lively debate among the DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies debate over the whiny leftwing nurse in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that...
  • 'Is he a movie star? A terror group?' Jimmy Kimmel asks people who Joe Biden is... and no one knows

    10/07/2014 9:29:50 AM PDT · by Arrowhead1952 · 22 replies
    MailOnline - news, sport, celebrity, science and health stories ^ | Tuesday, Oct 7th 2014 | MailOnline Reporter
    ......'I mean, I know he's the vice president but I wonder how many people even care if he's here... We asked Americans a very simple question: Who is Joe Biden?' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2783550/Is-movie-star-A-terror-group-Jimmy-Kimmel-asks-people-Joe-Biden-no-one-knows.html#ixzz3FTdp46rA Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-24-14 ("If you were president how would you respond to the threat from ISIS?")

    09/24/2014 2:18:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 24, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I'm baaaaaack! As I told you on Monday I now have a lot more time on my hands because the couponing has gotten so lousy. So in addition to posting a lot more DUFUs in the future I also have time to work as a writer for a new comedy show, THE FLIPSIDE, which appears on over 200 stations and online. Here is a CLIP from the most recent show. Okay, back to the DUmmies...they have now put on their version of a war face in this THREAD, "If you were president how would you respond to the threat...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-23-14 (The DUmmies ask: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?)

    09/23/2014 12:07:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2014 | DUmmies, DUmmie Saboburns, and Charles Henrickson
    The Beaver is BACK! Li'l Beaver, that is. Yes, that lovable, cigar-chomping mascot of the DUmmie FUnnies is here to tell you: The DUFUs are back in business! After some months of on-and-off-again editions, DUmmie FUnnies founder PJ-Comix and affable co-host Charles Henrickson (yours truly) have decided to give it another go, just in time for the midterm election season. As you'll recall, here at DUmmie FUnnies we take an entertaining look at the Looney Left, particularly at the postings found at Democratic Underground, the home of those wacky moonbats affectionately known as the DUmmies. PJ kicked things off...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-22-14 (DUmmie FUnnies 10th Anniversary!!!)

    09/22/2014 1:20:56 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 22, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Yesterday, my DUFU co-conspirator, Charles Henrickson, reminded me that today is the 10th anniversary of the DUmmie FUnnies which originated in the wake of the "fake but accurate" documents revelation of the 60 Minutes "revelation" about George W. Bush in the Texas Air National Guard. It was the start of many hilarious reactions of the DUmmies to events in the news, the next big one being John F. Kerry's loss in the election. And who can forget Fitzmas where WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is still waiting 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted. So many of you might...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-14 (VIDEO: Freeloading DUmmie Goes BERSERK When Dad Shreds Video Games)

    08/24/2014 7:05:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2014 | PJ-Comix
    I absolutely can't get enough of watching this VIDEO over and over and over again. I mean try watching it just once. It's impossible because you have to watch it many times over just to convince yourself that you saw what you just saw. And it is absolutely HILARIOUS. Perhaps the FUnniest video I've seen in a long time. Okay, why do I claim that this guy is a DUmmie? Well, he definitely has the DUmmie mindset. The sense of freeloading entitlement that so many DUmmies have. Just living in Mommy's basement or, in this case, Daddy's bedroom. Okay,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-10-14 (DUmmies and KOmmies Enjoy Obama Laughing At Border Crises Meeting)

    07/10/2014 8:50:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 10, 2014 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Call it Blind Optics. The DUmmies and KOmmies are so desperate to make Texas Governor Rick Perry look bad that they overlook the fact that Obama looks horrible in the photos above and below. These photos were taken by Reuters during the B order Crises meeting yesterday. Normally the Regime would have prohibited these pics of Obama not taking the border crises seriously but apparently they have the same narrow mindset as the DUmmies and KOmmies because they focused in on Perry looking upset and thought that was a "win" for them. Actually it is turning into a bigtime...
  • Democratic Underground banned someone for making the following post about Obamacare

    07/02/2014 3:28:49 AM PDT · by grundle · 60 replies
    wordpress ^ | July 2, 2014 | Dan from Squirrel Hill
    Dan from Squirrel Hill's Blog Democratic Underground banned someone for making the following post about Obamacare A crazy person who lives in my apartment building recently made the following post at Democratic Underground:Harry Reid exempts some of his Senate staff from Obamacare exchangeshttp://news.yahoo.com/harry-reid-exempts-some-of-his-senate-staff-from-obamacare-exchanges-192925037.htmlHarry Reid exempts some of his Senate staff from Obamacare exchangesOne of the biggest public supporters of the Affordable Care Act has reportedly decided that some of his staff should be exempted from the new law.CNN reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is the only top congressional leader to exempt some of his staff from having to buy...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-24-14 (DUmmies Mock Chelsea Clinton Supposedly Not Caring About Money)

    06/24/2014 9:03:16 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 24, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Hillary's book tour campaign is failing fast. Just minutes ago I checked Amazon and her book has tumbled to #19 while "Blood Feud" has risen to #3. Yes, Hillary has made a lot of mistakes during her non-campaign campaign for president but perhaps her biggest mistake is letting daughter Chelsea open her mouth. Even the DUmmies are mocking the resident of a $10 million luxury Manhattan condo for saying she tried to care about money but couldn't. Yeah, the more Chelsea yaps the more likely that the Cherokee Princess jumps into the nomination race due to Hillary's tumbling popularity....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-14 (DUmmies Hop On Cherokee Princess Presidential Bandwagon)

    06/23/2014 10:58:24 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Elizabeth Warren aka Fauxcahontas IS not running for President. Got that? IS not running which means she WILL be Hillary's worse nightmare. Imagine the Hillary meltdown when once again a newcomer steals away the Democrat presidential nomination she has been lusting after for years. This time there will be no biding her time for the next opportunity. There is no time left for her which is why her impending meltdown would be enormous but highly entertaining. We can already see the trouble for Hillary since the hard core leftwing Democrats vastly favor Warren over her as you can see...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-14 (VIDEO: Communist DUmmies Shut Down Meeting Because of Camera)

    06/18/2014 5:56:28 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2014 | PJ-Comix
    EEEEK!!! Vampires can't tolerate sunlight. Likewise Communists can't tolerate cameras at their meetings because that would shed light on who they are. As you can see in this VIDEO, Communists at Portland State University can't stand it when an outsider attends their "public" meeting with a camera. What is laughable is they claim to the cop they the guy with the camera is a "disruptor" but thanks to the camera we can see who the TRUE disruptors are. And childish in the extreme. I gotta ask... How many of these COmmies are also DUmmies? There must be a bunch....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-14 (Serial Fabulist Pitt Condemns Serial Plagiarist Chris Hedges)

    06/13/2014 7:46:44 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    In case you haven't heard the news, erstwhile left-wing hero Chris Hedges has been exposed as a serial plagiarizer. You can read the details at the NEW REPUBLIC and/or read about it over at NEWSBUSTERS written by someone whose name I can't quite recall. So who in this world has the LEAST standing to condemn serial plagiarist Chris Hedges? How about serial fabulist WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who allowed his mind to be conveniently massaged by another serial plagiarist, JASON LEOPOLD, into reporting that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006. So now we have the laughable...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-14 (DUmmies Avoid the ISLAMIC Obvious In Nigerian Kidnapping)

    05/06/2014 6:30:35 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Boko Haram! The DUmmies are discussing the kidnapping of over 200 Nigerian schoolgirls as you can see in this THREAD, "Nigerian abducted girls' families fast losing hope of rescue." However the DUmmies laughably avoid the very obvious. And the very obvious is the fact that Boko Haram ("Western Education is a Sin") is an ISLAMIC militant group. Oh, and you also won't see "Muslim" or "Allah" mentioned in the DUmmie discussion. Bottom line is that a militant ISLAMIC group kidnapped over 200 Christian girls to sell them into slavery and/or forced marriages. The DUmmies continue to act as if...