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  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-11-15 (Pitt Defends Hillary; Owned by DUmmie)

    03/11/2015 11:16:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 11, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Attention DUmmie MADem! As the Lord Protector of the DUmmie FUnnies I hereby grant you absolution for all your leftwing sins you may have committed in the past or might commit in the future. Let the word go forth that from now unto all eternity, DUmmie MADem shall be immune from any criticism by the DUmmie FUnnies for providing the public service of completely owning WILLIAM RIVERS PITT in a most humiliating way. So what happened? WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who is now suffering extreme boredom in the lily white woods of New Hampshire attempted to get back into Hillary's...
  • DU Fraudster Will Pitt Publicly Corrected by TurboTax for Posting False Hacking 'Scoop'

    02/06/2015 12:59:23 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | February 6, 2015 | P.J. Gladnick
    Notorious fraudster William Rivers Pitt has posted yet another false "scoop" at the Democratic Underground. No, nothing yet about Karl Rove being indicted. That was guaranteed in his May 2006 "scoop" and we are still waiting 24 business hours for this mythical event to materialize. This time around Pitt posted a "scoop" about TurboTax supposedly being hacked. One little problem; it wasn't true. And a TurboTax spokesperson even posted on Pitt's thread about the truth of the matter due to the misinformation spread on the Web by Pitt's veracity challenged "scoop." One fringe benefit is that Pitt has once again...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-15 (TurboTax Smacks Down Pitt for False "Scoop")

    02/06/2015 10:07:41 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 12 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2015 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    While you wait 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted and frogwalked across the White House lawn, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has another HOT HOT HOT scoop. This time it is that TurboTax was hacked. Of course we know this must be true because of Pitt's fantastic track record for veracity. Unfortunately, after Pitt delivered his big SCOOP came the big "OOPS" which you can discern in the thread title which not only has a regular UPDATE but also a NEWER UPDATE, "Scary stuff" UPDATE: the hack was TurboTax (NEWER UPDATE). After Pitt's FALSE "scoop" caused panicr among...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-05-15 (Pitt's Health Insurance Hacked)

    02/05/2015 8:07:11 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 5, 2015 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    This was probably the EASIEST prediction I ever made. WILLIAM RIVERS PITT's health insurance company, Anthem, has been HACKED. Gee! Who else could have seen that coming? How about a whole bunch of web security experts who for over the year predicted exactly this due to the almost non-existent security of the HealthCare.Gov website. So how do I know that Pitt's insurance company is Anthem? Because he told us so with his April Fools Apology last year after he dared to slam ObamaCare: For the record, and one last time: I went to the exchange. They delivered me to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-14 Pitt: 'THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON'

    12/09/2014 4:28:36 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-14 (Ferguson: Temporary SockPuppet Laughably Invokes 'To Kill A Mockingbird")

    11/25/2014 8:09:57 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Drunken Bostonian just couldn't resist grandstanding the Ferguson riots. This time WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants everybody to see how literate he is by quoting from "To Kill A Mockingbird" to imply that the "Gentle Giant" aka Michael Brown was a poor innocent like Tom Robinson in the Harper Lee novel. Here is Pitt's grandstand thread about Ferguson, “Atticus–” said Jem bleakly. One has to wonder if the Temporary SockPuppet read that line from the novel to impress teenyboppers in the Newton schoolyard. Now Pitt is trying to impress his fellow DUmmies with a completely inappropriate quote. So let...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-14 (DUmmies Pray for 2016 Senate Salvation)

    11/06/2014 6:20:42 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Please, Blue Fairy! Oh PRETTY PLEASE!!! Please return the Senate to the Democrats in 2016.The DUmmies are now praying for the Senate to return to majority Democrat in 2016. However, the very map they have posted shows it is an almost impossible task. I see at most 3 or maybe even 4 chances at the most. Not enough to regain the Senate especially since Landrieu looks like history and Manchin has a good chance of switching sides soon. In fact, the Democrats could even lose a couple of seats in 2016. I am thinking of Nevada tossing out Harry...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 ("DWS needs to step down NOW !!")

    11/05/2014 7:35:29 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 48 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies are ANGRY at Debbie Wasserman Schultz and they want her to step down as Chair of the DNC NOW!!! The FUnnie thing is the DUmmies are far more upset with DWS than your humble correspondent ever was. In fact, I was never upset with DWS. I never told this story before but before we get into this DUFU edition, I need to relay to you an incredible personal story about DWS. A little over 7 years ago my wife was having trouble getting her Green Card despite us having been married over a year. The Feds kept...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 (DUmmies Discuss Why They Are Losers)

    11/05/2014 6:05:52 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 64 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Now that they have lost BIG in the midterms, the DUmmies discuss why they are losers. What is interesting in this post mortem is that the ground rules as set by DUmmie lumberjack_jeff is that they are NOT allowed to fall back on the usual excuses such as Diebold. Their loser awareness can be seen in this THREAD, "Post mortem thread. Why did we lose?" So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss their Inner Loser in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Ebola Nurse threw the election to the Maine Republican governor,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 (DUmmies Cry Diebold in NC Senate Loss)

    11/04/2014 9:43:38 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    DIEBOLD!!! That old DUmmie excuse is back for them to explain the sad loss of Kay Hagan in the North Carolina senate LOSS. Why? Because exit polls MUST always be right. Just ask President John F. Kerry. You can see the DUmmies cry DIEBOLD in this very sad THREAD, "Hagan won the exit polls. How did she lose the race?" So let us now watch the DUmmies scream DIEBOLD in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remember to make it THREE asterisks per F word on the Free Republic, is in the [brackets]: Hagan won the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-14 (DUmmies in Denial: "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?")

    11/03/2014 10:55:18 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 81 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2014 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    They're whistling past the graveyard, trying to maintain a cheerful countenance in the face of imminent disaster. The handwriting is on the wall, but they don't want to read it. In other words, the DUmmies are in denial. All the signs point to major midterm losses for the Democrats tomorrow--including the loss of the U.S. Senate--but the DUmmies don't want to admit it. That's the state of mind in DUmmieland on the eve of Election Day, as seen in several threads, including this THREAD, "What's with all the GLOOM and DOOM threads?" So let us now journey to the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-29-14 (DUmmies Debate Whiny Ebola Nurse)

    10/29/2014 12:52:13 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 29, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The whiny leftwing Ebola nurse who was transferred from New Jersey to Maine and now wants to break heroi quarantine is someone you would think the DUmmies would automatically defend. Surprisingly a lot of DUmmies are upset with her for wanting to selfishly break quarantine as you can see in this THREAD, "Kaci Hickox Won't Follow Maine Ebola Quarantine Rule, Lawyer Says." This is making for a rare but lively debate among the DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies debate over the whiny leftwing nurse in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that...
  • 'Is he a movie star? A terror group?' Jimmy Kimmel asks people who Joe Biden is... and no one knows

    10/07/2014 9:29:50 AM PDT · by Arrowhead1952 · 22 replies
    MailOnline - news, sport, celebrity, science and health stories ^ | Tuesday, Oct 7th 2014 | MailOnline Reporter
    ......'I mean, I know he's the vice president but I wonder how many people even care if he's here... We asked Americans a very simple question: Who is Joe Biden?' Read more: Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-24-14 ("If you were president how would you respond to the threat from ISIS?")

    09/24/2014 2:18:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 24, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I'm baaaaaack! As I told you on Monday I now have a lot more time on my hands because the couponing has gotten so lousy. So in addition to posting a lot more DUFUs in the future I also have time to work as a writer for a new comedy show, THE FLIPSIDE, which appears on over 200 stations and online. Here is a CLIP from the most recent show. Okay, back to the DUmmies...they have now put on their version of a war face in this THREAD, "If you were president how would you respond to the threat...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-23-14 (The DUmmies ask: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?)

    09/23/2014 12:07:08 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2014 | DUmmies, DUmmie Saboburns, and Charles Henrickson
    The Beaver is BACK! Li'l Beaver, that is. Yes, that lovable, cigar-chomping mascot of the DUmmie FUnnies is here to tell you: The DUFUs are back in business! After some months of on-and-off-again editions, DUmmie FUnnies founder PJ-Comix and affable co-host Charles Henrickson (yours truly) have decided to give it another go, just in time for the midterm election season. As you'll recall, here at DUmmie FUnnies we take an entertaining look at the Looney Left, particularly at the postings found at Democratic Underground, the home of those wacky moonbats affectionately known as the DUmmies. PJ kicked things off...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-22-14 (DUmmie FUnnies 10th Anniversary!!!)

    09/22/2014 1:20:56 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 22, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Yesterday, my DUFU co-conspirator, Charles Henrickson, reminded me that today is the 10th anniversary of the DUmmie FUnnies which originated in the wake of the "fake but accurate" documents revelation of the 60 Minutes "revelation" about George W. Bush in the Texas Air National Guard. It was the start of many hilarious reactions of the DUmmies to events in the news, the next big one being John F. Kerry's loss in the election. And who can forget Fitzmas where WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is still waiting 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted. So many of you might...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-14 (VIDEO: Freeloading DUmmie Goes BERSERK When Dad Shreds Video Games)

    08/24/2014 7:05:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 23, 2014 | PJ-Comix
    I absolutely can't get enough of watching this VIDEO over and over and over again. I mean try watching it just once. It's impossible because you have to watch it many times over just to convince yourself that you saw what you just saw. And it is absolutely HILARIOUS. Perhaps the FUnniest video I've seen in a long time. Okay, why do I claim that this guy is a DUmmie? Well, he definitely has the DUmmie mindset. The sense of freeloading entitlement that so many DUmmies have. Just living in Mommy's basement or, in this case, Daddy's bedroom. Okay,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-10-14 (DUmmies and KOmmies Enjoy Obama Laughing At Border Crises Meeting)

    07/10/2014 8:50:32 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 31 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 10, 2014 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Call it Blind Optics. The DUmmies and KOmmies are so desperate to make Texas Governor Rick Perry look bad that they overlook the fact that Obama looks horrible in the photos above and below. These photos were taken by Reuters during the B order Crises meeting yesterday. Normally the Regime would have prohibited these pics of Obama not taking the border crises seriously but apparently they have the same narrow mindset as the DUmmies and KOmmies because they focused in on Perry looking upset and thought that was a "win" for them. Actually it is turning into a bigtime...
  • Democratic Underground banned someone for making the following post about Obamacare

    07/02/2014 3:28:49 AM PDT · by grundle · 60 replies
    wordpress ^ | July 2, 2014 | Dan from Squirrel Hill
    Dan from Squirrel Hill's Blog Democratic Underground banned someone for making the following post about Obamacare A crazy person who lives in my apartment building recently made the following post at Democratic Underground:Harry Reid exempts some of his Senate staff from Obamacare exchanges Reid exempts some of his Senate staff from Obamacare exchangesOne of the biggest public supporters of the Affordable Care Act has reportedly decided that some of his staff should be exempted from the new law.CNN reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is the only top congressional leader to exempt some of his staff from having to buy...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-24-14 (DUmmies Mock Chelsea Clinton Supposedly Not Caring About Money)

    06/24/2014 9:03:16 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 24, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Hillary's book tour campaign is failing fast. Just minutes ago I checked Amazon and her book has tumbled to #19 while "Blood Feud" has risen to #3. Yes, Hillary has made a lot of mistakes during her non-campaign campaign for president but perhaps her biggest mistake is letting daughter Chelsea open her mouth. Even the DUmmies are mocking the resident of a $10 million luxury Manhattan condo for saying she tried to care about money but couldn't. Yeah, the more Chelsea yaps the more likely that the Cherokee Princess jumps into the nomination race due to Hillary's tumbling popularity....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-23-14 (DUmmies Hop On Cherokee Princess Presidential Bandwagon)

    06/23/2014 10:58:24 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 23, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Elizabeth Warren aka Fauxcahontas IS not running for President. Got that? IS not running which means she WILL be Hillary's worse nightmare. Imagine the Hillary meltdown when once again a newcomer steals away the Democrat presidential nomination she has been lusting after for years. This time there will be no biding her time for the next opportunity. There is no time left for her which is why her impending meltdown would be enormous but highly entertaining. We can already see the trouble for Hillary since the hard core leftwing Democrats vastly favor Warren over her as you can see...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-14 (VIDEO: Communist DUmmies Shut Down Meeting Because of Camera)

    06/18/2014 5:56:28 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2014 | PJ-Comix
    EEEEK!!! Vampires can't tolerate sunlight. Likewise Communists can't tolerate cameras at their meetings because that would shed light on who they are. As you can see in this VIDEO, Communists at Portland State University can't stand it when an outsider attends their "public" meeting with a camera. What is laughable is they claim to the cop they the guy with the camera is a "disruptor" but thanks to the camera we can see who the TRUE disruptors are. And childish in the extreme. I gotta ask... How many of these COmmies are also DUmmies? There must be a bunch....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-14 (Serial Fabulist Pitt Condemns Serial Plagiarist Chris Hedges)

    06/13/2014 7:46:44 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    In case you haven't heard the news, erstwhile left-wing hero Chris Hedges has been exposed as a serial plagiarizer. You can read the details at the NEW REPUBLIC and/or read about it over at NEWSBUSTERS written by someone whose name I can't quite recall. So who in this world has the LEAST standing to condemn serial plagiarist Chris Hedges? How about serial fabulist WILLIAM RIVERS PITT who allowed his mind to be conveniently massaged by another serial plagiarist, JASON LEOPOLD, into reporting that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006. So now we have the laughable...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-14 (DUmmies Avoid the ISLAMIC Obvious In Nigerian Kidnapping)

    05/06/2014 6:30:35 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Boko Haram! The DUmmies are discussing the kidnapping of over 200 Nigerian schoolgirls as you can see in this THREAD, "Nigerian abducted girls' families fast losing hope of rescue." However the DUmmies laughably avoid the very obvious. And the very obvious is the fact that Boko Haram ("Western Education is a Sin") is an ISLAMIC militant group. Oh, and you also won't see "Muslim" or "Allah" mentioned in the DUmmie discussion. Bottom line is that a militant ISLAMIC group kidnapped over 200 Christian girls to sell them into slavery and/or forced marriages. The DUmmies continue to act as if...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-02-14 (Pitt Delivers April Fools Day Apology)

    04/02/2014 7:54:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 2, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    How sincere is an apology when it is delivered on April Fools Day? That is what WILLIAM RIVERS PITT did yesterday. I knew he would come crawling back and beg forgiveness for daring to slam Obamacare in this THREAD. And now we have his April Fools "apology in which he portrays himself as the poor widdle victim as you can see in An Apology to DU. My big question for Wee Willie is, have you CANCELLED your ObamaCare insurance which still claim to hate? Actually I am wondering how many people who got sucked into buying into ObamaCare have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-14 (Pitt: "The used car salesman strikes again")

    03/28/2014 3:06:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is baaaack and he is doubling down on his Obama slamming as you can see in the title of his THREAD, "The used car salesman strikes again." Of course, he is getting quite a bit less than the red carpet treatment in DUmmieland. Even Skinner now has disdain for the Pittster. So let us now watch Pitt continuing digging himself into a DUmmie hole in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as Pitt edges ever closer to a permanent tombstoning, is in the [brackets]: "Moreover, Russia has pointed to America’s decision to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-26-14 ("What Is Posted on DU Doesn't Stay on DU")

    03/26/2014 9:24:08 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 26, 2014 | DUmmie MineralMan, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT learned it the hard way. When you post in DUmmieland it lasts forever unto the end of time. And Pitt's profane post about how much he hates both ObamaCare and Obama will is permanently set in internet stone. Even worse, his post was repeated far and wide throughout the Web. It is going to be interesting to see if Pitt ever crawls back into DUmmieland begging forgiveness for his heresy. In fact, I wonder if he ever comes back to DUmmieland again. For that matter Pitt hasn't even posted at TruthOut so maybe he will get...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-22-14 (DUmmies Call Drudge LIAR On ObamaCare Tax Claim)

    03/22/2014 8:09:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 22, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Be prepared to experience a wonderful OOOPS moment. After the members of the DUmmieland Animal Farm fall over each other in calling Matt Drudge a LIAR, Liar, Liar: TPM Catches Drudge With His Pants Down, over his claim about paying the ObamaCare tax, a Kewpie Doll Award Winner corrects them and then the thread pretty much goes silent. However, the DUmmies shouldn't feel alone in their idiocy. Much of the left and the Obama Regime has made the same mistake and ended up with egg on their collective faces as you can see HERE. So let us now watch...
  • ObamaCare Defender Forced to Try ObamaCare says, “I Feel Like a Dupe”.

    03/21/2014 5:22:08 AM PDT · by SJackson · 39 replies
    FrontPage Magazine ^ | March 20, 2014 | Daniel Greenfield
    <p>ObamaCare Defender Forced to Try ObamaCare says, “I Feel Like a Dupe”.</p> <p>William Rivers Pitt was Dennis Kucinich’s press secretary. He co-wrote a book with notorious pedophile and Saddam cover-up artist Scott Ritter.</p> <p>That was last year. This year Pitt tried ObamaCare. His response was enthusiastic and unprintable.</p>
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-20-14 (William Rivers Pitt Saved by Big Pharma)

    03/20/2014 5:27:50 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    When last we saw WILLIAM RIVERS PITT yesterday he was WITHOUT HOPE. Utterly betrayed by his blessed ObamaCare, he cursed both it and Dear Leader for depriving his wife of much needed meds. And yet, much less than 24 business hours ago, back in March 2010 when ObamaCare passed Congress, Pitt had such HIGH HOPES: My wife has MS. I'm celebrating the passage of this bill.All of you who are determined to shit all over the passage of this legislation...welll...try not to land on each other when you jump out the window. I'm celebrating today. Well he was celebrating...
  • This HAS to qualify for the DUmmie Funnie award

    03/18/2014 5:30:14 PM PDT · by bigdaddy45 · 66 replies
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-14 (Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside")

    01/06/2014 2:09:18 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2014 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Just as it's embarrassing now for the DUmmies to use the term "Obamacare," and so now they just call it the "ACA," so also has it become embarrassing to say "global warming." Since the globe isn't all that warm these days, now the preferred term is "climate change." That can cover just about anything. And that way the facts can't get in the way of their global whining. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie kentuck, "If you believe in global climate change, do you believe the earth is getting warmer or colder?" But before we get to that thread, let's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-14 (Pie-eyed Poster Pitt raises many glasses)

    01/01/2014 6:29:35 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 57 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 1, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Year's Eve for William Rivers Pitt is like All You Can Eat Night at Golden Corral for Michael Moore: Just another night. Nothing special. You see, Pitt is known to bend the old elbow to all hours of the day and night in honor of, well, just about anything. The sun coming up in the morning. An overtime loss by the Boston Bruins. (Hey, it's one point.) Whatever. Any excuse will do. But on New Year's Eve, when all the amateurs get in on the act, William will use the occasion to raise many a glass, in honor...
  • "The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender

    12/31/2013 2:34:25 PM PST · by Viennacon · 36 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | December 30th 2013 | Charles Henrickson The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-13 ("The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender)

    12/30/2013 12:39:19 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 73 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-13 (DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents)

    12/26/2013 11:19:49 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2013 | DUmmie Locut0s, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies must have been naughty this year. It seems all Santa brought them was a lump of coal. Or so you would think, listening to the way they whine. Of course the DUmmies would probably want to bring Santa up on charges if he brought them a lump of coal, since coal is such an evil Republican rock. The DUmmies talk about their Christmas presents here in this THREAD by DUmmie Locut0s, "What did you get for Christmas?" DUmmie Locut0s, affectionately known to us as LocoNuts, is the chubby self-pitying loser (that's "looser," for you DUmmies) who never...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-13 (DUmmies #GetTalkingAboutPajamaBoy)

    12/19/2013 3:13:56 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    OFA, Organizing For Action--née Obama For America, the neverending campaign operation--OFA, trying to promote their Mutual of Obama health insurance disaster, recently launched a series of ads to get mind-numbed Obamabots to talk up the program over the holidays. The ad that has gained the most attention is the one pictured above. It depicts a scrawny youngish person of indeterminate gender, wearing hipster glasses, cradling a cup of cocoa in a non-masculine manner, and wearing a plaid onesie. The accompanying message reads: Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance. _________________ #GetTalking Well, this ad...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-13 (Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares)

    12/16/2013 11:53:23 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2013 | DUmmie Demo_Chris, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In our last DUFU, we heard from Will the Shill Pitt how wonderful and easy signing up for ObamaCare is--even though he hadn't, uh, exactly completed the process. Well, today's DUFU will tell a different tale, i.e., "Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares." We visit this THREAD by DUmmie Demo_Chris, "9 HOURS in and still wont let me look at the actual PLANS." Fortunately it won't take us 9 hours to look at the actual comments of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if William Rivers Pitt...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-13 (Thanksgiving in DUmmieland: The tradition continues)

    11/30/2013 8:29:22 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's that time of year again. Every year at DUmmie FUnnies we check in with the DUmmies to see how their Thanksgiving went. Usually it consists of a) non-traditional weirdness, b) confrontations with conservative relatives, c) conversions of conservative relatives, or d) all of the above. Let's see how it went this year. We begin with this THREAD, "How will you spend Thanksgiving?" and move on to others. So let us now go and spend Thanksgiving with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--who did the odd thing and actually went...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-13 (Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up!)

    11/15/2013 3:56:42 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 104 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Will the Shill Pitt, loyal party hack, suddenly has become Will the Shrill Pitt, and boy, is he hacked off! What has got the normally mild-mannered journalist in such a state of upset? Is it a George W. Bush speaking tour? No. Is it finding out the news that Karl Rove was NOT indicted after all? No. Besides, the 24 business hours are not up yet. No, what has got Pitt's panties in a bunch is . . . how badly Team Obama has screwed up this whole health care thing. Pitt is peeved! Witness this THREAD, "God damn...
  • DUmmies Attack "Big Dog" for Backstabbing Obama on ObamaCare

    11/14/2013 7:47:32 PM PST · by Viennacon · 18 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | 11/14/2013
    If he thinks this rubbish is somehow going to help Hilary gain the White House, forget it. Elizabeth Warren/Bernie Sanders 2016. [The Left and Lefter ticket for 2016.] He's in full 'Go Hillary' mode. He'll throw anybody under the bus between now and election day 2016 if he thinks Hillary might have something to gain from it. All that's on his mind is, "how can I use this situation to benefit Hillary?" [At least he's being altruistic. Thinking of how it helps her, not him.] I'm pretty baffled why he'd say something as unhelpful as he had which, he should...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-14-13 (DUmmies Attack "Big Dog" for Backstabbing Obama on ObamaCare)

    11/14/2013 5:51:14 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 14, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies used to affectionately call Bill Clinton "Big Dog." No longer. Now they are angrily calling him a "Blue Dog" as you can see in the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Blue Dog Bubba should just SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!" The reason for their anger is that Clinton hilariously stated that Obama should show integrity by honoring his promise that people could keep their health insurance plans. He also suggested that ObamaCare should be "changed." Problem is that if you allow people to keep their plans, then ObamaCare collapses even faster than it already is. The only real...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-13 ("Obama Defends 'Keep Your Plan' Claim")

    11/06/2013 5:46:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Even the DUmmies KNOW Obama lied to them about ObamaCare. Some DUmmies are angry about this and others think the ends justify the lying means as you can see in this THREAD, "Obama Defends 'Keep Your Plan' Claim." Sorry, DUmmies, but this scandal won't go away. This is a scandal that hits HOME for people. ObamaCare is now causing millions of people to LOSE their health insurance. So much for Obama's LIE. So let us now watch the DUmmies nervously analyze Obama's LIE in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how Obama is going to...
  • Obama's Base Won't Abandon Him

    11/06/2013 2:39:13 AM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 50 replies
    The Excellence In Broadcasting Network ^ | November 5, 2013 | Rush Limbaugh
    BEGIN TRANSCRIPT RUSH: We're gonna start in Pittsburgh. This is Bob. It's great to have you, sir. Hello. CALLER: Good afternoon, Rush. This is a pleasure for me to be able to speak to you today. RUSH: Thank you, sir. CALLER: You know, I've been a listener only since the days of Operation Chaos, and before that I was one of those hard-core Democrat union goons, but I've come a long way and have to thank you for that. RUSH: Welcome home, sir. Welcome home. CALLER: What I'm thinking about today is not... So the blood is in the water....
  • Sebelius Brings Health Care Talk to Town

    11/01/2013 5:08:47 PM PDT · by NohSpinZone · 11 replies
    Memphis Daily ^ | 11/1/13 | Andy Meek
    Forty-eight hours after a congressional committee grilled her over problems related to the new health insurance website, U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was in Memphis, flanked by defenders. U.S. Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Memphis, told press gathered Friday, Nov. 1, for the secretary’s visit to the Benjamin L. Hooks Central Library that “change is hard” but, “Get over it. Barack Obama is president, and the Affordable Care Act is the law.”
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-31-13 (Will Obamacare cover circular-firing-squad injuries?)

    10/31/2013 7:45:32 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 31, 2013 | DUmmie hooverville29, DUmmie leftstreet, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan. Period. No one will take it away. No matter what." --Dr. Ob, June 15, 2009 The impact of Obamacare is starting to hit the DUmmies. And not all of them are pleased. Employers are canceling health insurance for their workers. People are having to pay higher premiums. People are having to meet higher deductibles. And this is not going over well with all the denizens of the DUmp. My gosh, who could have predicted that these things would be happening???? Who could have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-28-13 (DUmmies Now Want to Ditch ObamaCare for "Single Payer")

    10/28/2013 5:33:00 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 28, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Okay, so now even now the DUmmies have realized that ObamaCare has completely bombed. So what is their solution? Even more big government in the form of single payer aka socialized medicine. Yeah, the government overpays for 10 year old website software to the tune of over $600 million that doesn't even work and now the DUmmies want to entrust our entire medical system to the feds. DUmb idea but that is why they they are called DUmmies. You can see the DUmmies abandon ship on ObamaCare only to reach for the equally ridiculous "single payer" in this THREAD,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-13 (DUmmies Blame Republicans for ObamaCare Disaster)

    10/25/2013 7:59:19 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Did you know that the Titanic had a "glitch?" Well, remember that scene in the "Titanic" movie when Rose asked the architect of the Titanic what was going to happen and he replied that it was a certainty that it would sink? Well, despite what liberals now desperately want you to believe, ObamaCare like the Titanic doesn't have a mere "glitch" that somehow can be fixed by an A-Team of software nerds. I mean almost four years ago I got rid of my then computer because it was running on 2005 software which I felt was outdated yet Team...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-13 (True Believer KOmmie Burned By ObamaCare)

    10/15/2013 5:59:19 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 14, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    You know ObamaCare is in big trouble when even true believer KOmmies are getting burned by it as you can see in this THREAD, "Just my 2 cents-Health Care Market Place." This is what happens when a community organizer with no real world business experience awards the ObamaCare software contract not to the lowest bidder but to the highest bundler. It's the Chicago Way and the result is that CGI Federal has become the Solyndra of government software contracts. It just doesn't work and won't be working any time soon...if ever. So let us now watch KOmmie appledown lose...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-13 ("Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie)

    10/10/2013 3:31:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's a familiar strategy: Ultra-leftist candidate enters race, regardless of whether he or she has any chance of winning. Candidate's extreme left-wing posturing gets DUmmies all aroused. Candidate fleeces DUmmies for lots of money. Candidate loses, but has vastly increased his or her bank account. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Call it the Alan Grayson Method. The DUmmies' Darling DU Jour is one Wendy Davis, a state senator in Texas who has just thrown her tennis shoes into the ring for governor. Ms. Davis catapulted to fame in June, when she filibustered a bill regulating abortions by standing for eleven hours...