DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-05 (Emperor Palpatine Threatens to Arrest DUmmie)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[jellybean]

I just spoke with Frank Lautenberg in the elevator. I first asked Senator Lautenberg if he had a few minutes to talk to me. He said yes. I began to talk to him about the voting issues I found in Florida and Ohio. He couldn’t get out of the elevator quick enough.

Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, “Senator won’t you please look at the evidence? Won’t you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Won’t you please stand for the American People?”

Mr. Lautenberg said, ”I don’t want to hear this.” I said, “Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.

To which he replied, “If you don’t leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.”

What Frank knows that Andy doesn't quite understand is if they start investigating election fraud, it's the Rats who will be exposed.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

What Frank knows that Andy doesn't quite understand is if they start investigating election fraud, it's the Rats who will be exposed.p> Exactly. Dems give election reform lip service to get rid of fraud, but they panic at the first sign of any real action to stop it.

To DUmmies;
Feelings of vote fraud in Ohio = the end of the world. Something major has to be done.

Evidence of vote fraud in Washington = no big deal. Republicans should move on.

[jellybean]

Evidence of vote fraud in Washington = no big deal. Republicans should move on.

Wha' chu ta'kin' 'bout, Willis?? They manufactured those votes fair and square.

[maryz]

Pelosi is peeved, trying to rein in the contesting congressmen, Harry Reid is trying to stop Boxer, and the DUmmies are screaming "MORE!"

I'm assuming that -- for reasons obvious to us, at any rate -- the last thing Dems want is a serious look at election fraud. Hard to believe the DUmmies are so innocent they actually believe it's Republicans who perpetrate the bulk of the fraud, but I guess none of them are too deeply involved in nuts and bolts politics. ;-)

[maryz]

but I did tell that account to quite a few people and it wouldn't surprise me if the story seeped up to a CNN reporter.

LOL! Either that or you spawned a host of imitators! (I admit I made a mental note of the technique . . .)

[maryz]

I've never known of a true hero to protest "I AM a hero."

I have no use for Lautenberg myself, but I think even Miss Manners would have trouble maintaining her standards when cornered by a maniac in an elevator who 'fixed her with his glittering eye' like the Ancient Mariner, so I'd be inclined to cut him a little slack here! ;-)

Not a lot.

[Petronski]

Okay, just a little slack for Herr Lautenberg. ;O)

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #540.

[franksolich]

Thanks again and again and again, P.J., sir.

So this morning the DUmmies are laying on Kerry, in nearly all their "discussions" over at DUmmeland.

And my, my, my, the frauds. Now we have "Andy Stephenson," who for sure is another Karl Rove "plant."

The biggest laugh (this morning) comes about "Packamama" (or something like that), who alleges she gave "the maximum amount" of campaign contributions allowed by law, and an additional "$10,000" to other funds.....come on, now.

It appears nearly all the DUmmies subsist on social security disability payments (thus giving authentically-disabled recipients a bad name--for the record, I have nothing to do with social security, excepting paying into it), given their long rants about this prescription drug and that prescription drug (nearly all of them to combat "depression," paranoia, psychosis).

No one receiving social security disability payments can possibly afford to "contribute the maximum amount" to a campaign, and an additional $10,000 to boot.

In the minuscule chance that "Packamama" is actually affluent, I doubt limousine liberals waste their time cruising DUmmieland.

These people make P.T. Barnum look like.....Honest Abe Lincoln.

[beans36]

These are also the same guys who couldn't stop yapping about Kerry heroics during the campaign. Who knew that DUmmies now get to decide who is a hero and who isn't?

[kevkrom]

So you are blaming the Emperor Palpatine’s aggressive attitude on Freepers?

Wow! Are we FReepers in a position to pass "a perfect Rovian storm" as the primary outlet for DUmmie paranoia?

[The_Victor]

wow, there's another thread about freepers having called the Senators offices today and been extremely well 'freeperlike', that is to say stupid, rude, and offensive.

Free Republic has secretly replaced the brain of Frank Lautenberg with harmonically tuned FReeper's crystals. We now control the horizontal and the vertical.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (diabolical laughter)

(diabolical acting)

If I mention the møøse that will make four obscure references, is that a record?

[steve-b]

Can you imagine having to talk to this guy in an elevator (or, worse, the elevator getting stuck with you and this guy)?

[Flux Capacitor]

----11? Hmmm, I thought we were on WW4.----

World War 11 is gonna be when the Pentagon gives us all the REALLY cool stuff. :)

-Dan

[visualops]

LOL!!

[luvie]

I am shocked and sad. I was just about to send a fax to him. I thought he was one of our best shots

....another DUmmie, shocked and saddened!

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

What Frank knows that Andy doesn't quite understand is if they start investigating election fraud, it's the Rats who will be exposed.

For example, in the 2000 election, some voting districts in heavily democrat downtown Philadelphia had over 100% voter turnout.

[dman4384]

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