Posted on 01/05/2005 6:08:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix
NEVER harass Emperor Palpatine. That is something that DUmmie Andy Stephenson (aka God_bush_n_cheney) should have known when be entered an elevator and started bugging Senator Frank Lautenberg (NJ) about “vote fraud.” In case the name of Andy Stephenson rings a bell, he was unceremoniously fired recently by con artist, Bev Harris. Now Stephenson is apparently acting as an independent agent. Too bad he bothered the LEAST FRIENDLY Senator of them all. I don’t know how Frank “Emperor Palpatine” Lautenberg became a senator but it certainly wasn’t due to his charm which is non-existent nor his looks which are truly frightening. You can read about this HILARIOUS elevator encounter in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Senator Lautenberg threatens to arrest Andy Stephenson.” Let us now begin with an account of the elevator encounter posted by Andy’s DUmmie friend, straw_citizen. The DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the scene from the Death Star, is in the [brackets]:
“To the people of NJ from Andy Stephenson.
I just spoke with Frank Lautenberg in the elevator. I first asked Senator Lautenberg if he had a few minutes to talk to me. He said yes. I began to talk to him about the voting issues I found in Florida and Ohio. He couldn’t get out of the elevator quick enough.
Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, “Senator won’t you please look at the evidence? Won’t you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Won’t you please stand for the American People?”
Mr. Lautenberg said, ”I don’t want to hear this.”
I said, “Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.
To which he replied, “If you don’t leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.”
I said to Mr. Lautenberg, “If you stand with Mr. Conyers, you will be a hero.”
Senator Lautenberg said, “I am a hero. I was in World War II.”
I replied, “You won’t be in the eyes of the American people if you don’t stand up with Mr. Conyers tomorrow.”
Catherine for Andy Stephenson
["Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.”]
You know you've arrived when you've been threatened with arrest by a Senator.
[And by the Emperor Palpatine.]
Is this the Andy who was auditing Warren County?
[Also the Andy who was zapped by Bev Harris after slaving as her flunky.]
He doesn't want to even HEAR it??? Unreal!!
[Ordinary mortals are not to directly address the Emperor Palpatine.]
Andy You Are The MAN! and Lautenburg? you are NO f*cking hero. You are a coward and an asshole! These Democrats avoiding this issue are shooting themselves in the face!
[“The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.”]
that's weird, I just heard that Lautenberg would be standing up with and signing on with Conyers. Lautenberg is the Senator who brought a poster with a picture of a Chickenhawk and it's definition to the Senate floor. Doens't seem like the same guy who would run from Andy.
[“Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that is is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.”]
But we should make a big deal of this I think its ridiculous that a senator threatens to arrest a citizen for a request like this - are there no progressive local newspapers who will report this?
[Have no fear. The DUmmie FUnnies is reporting to the entire galaxy the aggression of the Emperor Palpatine.]
This is a legitimate thread and everything is true.
I had my friend, straw_citizen post this for me here and elsewhere because I have no access to a computer today.
Please call Lautenberg's office and voice your displeasure. I'm at a Kinko's paying by the hour so I'll check in tomorrow or later this evening when I can get to a computer.
Andy
[Kinko’s? Interesting. Is this Kinko’s in Texas and do you happen to know a Lucy Gonzalez (or was it Ramirez)?]
wow, there's another thread about freepers having called the Senators offices today and been extremely well 'freeperlike', that is to say stupid, rude, and offensive. Perhaps they got to Frank and then one more person talking to him got the bad reaction. He is usually a stand-up guy. See poster above that he brought to the Senate floor. I am shocked and sad. I was just about to send a fax to him. I thought he was one of our best shots. So sorry you were treated that way Andy. Sorry for doubting your friend's original post.
[So you are blaming the Emperor Palpatine’s aggressive attitude on Freepers? Ever consider that he might have had that sour disposition since birth?]
NEWSFLASH!! Heroes don't refer to themselves as "Heroes!" "I am a hero. I was in WW11." What the hell does that have to do with election fraud? What a puss!
[“Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.”]
Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, “Senator won’t you please look at the evidence? Won’t you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Won’t you please stand for the American People?”
Mr. Lautenberg said, ”I don’t want to hear this.” I said, “Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.
To which he replied, “If you don’t leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.”
What Frank knows that Andy doesn't quite understand is if they start investigating election fraud, it's the Rats who will be exposed.
To DUmmies;
Feelings of vote fraud in Ohio = the end of the world. Something major has to be done.
Evidence of vote fraud in Washington = no big deal. Republicans should move on.
Wha' chu ta'kin' 'bout, Willis?? They manufactured those votes fair and square.
I'm assuming that -- for reasons obvious to us, at any rate -- the last thing Dems want is a serious look at election fraud. Hard to believe the DUmmies are so innocent they actually believe it's Republicans who perpetrate the bulk of the fraud, but I guess none of them are too deeply involved in nuts and bolts politics. ;-)
LOL! Either that or you spawned a host of imitators! (I admit I made a mental note of the technique . . .)
I have no use for Lautenberg myself, but I think even Miss Manners would have trouble maintaining her standards when cornered by a maniac in an elevator who 'fixed her with his glittering eye' like the Ancient Mariner, so I'd be inclined to cut him a little slack here! ;-)
Not a lot.
Okay, just a little slack for Herr Lautenberg. ;O)
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #540.
Thanks again and again and again, P.J., sir.
So this morning the DUmmies are laying on Kerry, in nearly all their "discussions" over at DUmmeland.
And my, my, my, the frauds. Now we have "Andy Stephenson," who for sure is another Karl Rove "plant."
The biggest laugh (this morning) comes about "Packamama" (or something like that), who alleges she gave "the maximum amount" of campaign contributions allowed by law, and an additional "$10,000" to other funds.....come on, now.
It appears nearly all the DUmmies subsist on social security disability payments (thus giving authentically-disabled recipients a bad name--for the record, I have nothing to do with social security, excepting paying into it), given their long rants about this prescription drug and that prescription drug (nearly all of them to combat "depression," paranoia, psychosis).
No one receiving social security disability payments can possibly afford to "contribute the maximum amount" to a campaign, and an additional $10,000 to boot.
In the minuscule chance that "Packamama" is actually affluent, I doubt limousine liberals waste their time cruising DUmmieland.
These people make P.T. Barnum look like.....Honest Abe Lincoln.
These are also the same guys who couldn't stop yapping about Kerry heroics during the campaign. Who knew that DUmmies now get to decide who is a hero and who isn't?
Wow! Are we FReepers in a position to pass "a perfect Rovian storm" as the primary outlet for DUmmie paranoia?
Free Republic has secretly replaced the brain of Frank Lautenberg with harmonically tuned FReeper's crystals. We now control the horizontal and the vertical.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (diabolical laughter)
(diabolical acting)
If I mention the møøse that will make four obscure references, is that a record?
World War 11 is gonna be when the Pentagon gives us all the REALLY cool stuff. :)
-Dan
LOL!!
....another DUmmie, shocked and saddened!
For example, in the 2000 election, some voting districts in heavily democrat downtown Philadelphia had over 100% voter turnout.
ping
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