The moment I entered this guy's office, he conceded all my points right away and urged me to leave at the same time due to the unbearable garlic odor. The encounter was avoided and I came out ahead due to that garlic.
However, on my way down to the lobby, I entered an elevator filled with people. The next floor was the third floor and everybody except me got out even though I knew most of them were going to the lobby. This confirmed for me that the horric garlic odor was intolerable. I brushed my teeth several times that day and swallowed lots of mouthwash but the garlic odor kept oozing out of my skin pores for the next three days.
I was a pariah to society for that period but I did win my enounter.
I've been wading in the swamp, and I can report that they are way overstepping. The demand is now for at least Florida and New Mexico to be challenged as well as Ohio, possibly Texas (!), Iowa, and South Carolina.
Pelosi is peeved, trying to rein in the contesting congressmen, Harry Reid is trying to stop Boxer, and the DUmmies are screaming "MORE!"
Peej, that is almost as hilarious as the DUFU!
That is a freaking riot of a story. Love it! I can just see those folks leaving the elevator.
You should have gotten off with them and watched their reactions.
Next time, get an apron with "Alphonso's Italian Food" on it (or a blank one and use a marker).
Hey, when the moon hits your eye... :)
That reminds me of a joke, Two democraps walk into an elevator........take if from here, gang....
PS....Elephant Garlic Story = Classic