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To: freedumb2003
True story. I once had to face an unpleasant business encounter in an office building. I don't want to go into the details of the encounter but I knew ahead of time, my opponent's strategy would be to wear me down and was VERY EXPERIENCED in doing so. Therefore I countered this tactic by chewing on a piece of elephant garlic just before I went to the meeting. Thank God, I had a water bottle in my car because my head felt like an Atomic bomb went off inside it as soon as I swallowed that garlic.

The moment I entered this guy's office, he conceded all my points right away and urged me to leave at the same time due to the unbearable garlic odor. The encounter was avoided and I came out ahead due to that garlic.

However, on my way down to the lobby, I entered an elevator filled with people. The next floor was the third floor and everybody except me got out even though I knew most of them were going to the lobby. This confirmed for me that the horric garlic odor was intolerable. I brushed my teeth several times that day and swallowed lots of mouthwash but the garlic odor kept oozing out of my skin pores for the next three days.

I was a pariah to society for that period but I did win my enounter.

35 posted on 01/05/2005 7:03:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I've been wading in the swamp, and I can report that they are way overstepping. The demand is now for at least Florida and New Mexico to be challenged as well as Ohio, possibly Texas (!), Iowa, and South Carolina.

Pelosi is peeved, trying to rein in the contesting congressmen, Harry Reid is trying to stop Boxer, and the DUmmies are screaming "MORE!"


37 posted on 01/05/2005 7:09:20 PM PST by EllaMinnow (and a Happy New Year!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Peej, that is almost as hilarious as the DUFU!


38 posted on 01/05/2005 7:14:25 PM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix

That is a freaking riot of a story. Love it! I can just see those folks leaving the elevator.

You should have gotten off with them and watched their reactions.


42 posted on 01/05/2005 7:30:04 PM PST by Chuck54
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To: PJ-Comix

Next time, get an apron with "Alphonso's Italian Food" on it (or a blank one and use a marker).

Hey, when the moon hits your eye... :)


46 posted on 01/05/2005 8:03:52 PM PST by freedumb2003 (My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
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To: PJ-Comix

That reminds me of a joke, Two democraps walk into an elevator........take if from here, gang....



PS....Elephant Garlic Story = Classic


48 posted on 01/05/2005 8:06:41 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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