Posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:54 PM PDT by Theoria
Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.
Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.
Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.
Details about what triggered the incident were not available.
Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.
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She’d certainly know when to stop.
The attending physician may not want to call the code.
It would be more newsworthy if they were taken to different hospitals.
Certainly one of the most hilarious comments I’ve experienced.
Thank you for a belly laugh.
:-)
Soon, the infamous season of biker parties with “weinie bite” contests will begin.
I will think of you and this thread, often.
;D
My pleasure. (The two Johnsons might disagree.)
I don’t really want to know, do I?
(But I am flattered nonetheless.)
Johnson needed Johnson and Johnson to re-john his Johnson-less johnson.
My pleasure. (The two Johnsons might disagree.)
Lol!
You’re on a roll tonight!
> You’re on a roll tonight!
So were the patients.
Hot dogs suspended by strings.
Biker drives his gal under it and she tries to bite off as much as possible.
All I can ever think about is what if the string gets caught between her teeth and yanks them out?
:-O
That could be conditioning the gals to some habits the bikers might regret later.
(The string issue is a valid concern too, of course.)
It’s always grossed me out.
The hot dogs are raw and slimy, dipped in way too much mustard and some of the women actually go ahead and eat them.
Bleah!
Nasty.
I was once asked why I didn’t participate.
I said I preferred mine alive and kicking.
Ha.
Good answer.
Well, the guys standing behind me definitely approved.
;D
Wu-Tang Clan? He doesn’t look Chinese.
Ya don’t suppose drugs were involved?
What a pointless act.
While I’m sure that Obamacare would have paid to assist him in cutting it off, I don’t think it covers reattachment procedures.
I’m pretty sure it only covers one transsexual operation per calendar year. He’ll have to put Mr. Johnson on ice for a while.
Only You could come up with that so this is dedicated to you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2pEdc1_lI
We should thank this man for fully understanding what a total nothing he is to society. We need to thank him for his clear demonstration to all just how intelligent he and his views are to real life.
And now, Johnson, minus his jonhson, your 10 minutes of stupid fame are up. Give him his diaper and send him to bed.
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