The best band you never heard of

Functionless art is simply tolerated vandalism.
We are the vandals.
(Peter Steele of Type O Negative)

Artist in many mediums.
Photography nut since my teen years, now into "digital" and video.
Computer fiend. Photoshop fanatic.
Devout "hillbilly", happily married to a magnificent man who is ~truly~ a gift from God.

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Ulster Irish, Scots, Welsh & Danish.

[Which means I am genetically programmed to get roaring drunk, start a fight, be too cheap to pay for the drinks, write a sad poem about the experience and then sack and pillage the bar]

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Lifelong resident of the beautiful Appalachians of western MD, where my ancestors have lived for hundreds of years.

Warning!
Some think me EVIL, MEAN & NASTY CRAZY CREEPY WARPED SEMI-DARK YET WHIMSICAL! "AN INSULT TO TINFOIL"

[adjectives subject to frequent change, depending on whom I've most recently p*ssed off and/or amused].....;]

When nobody's looking, I become Alice Cooper.

Cogito Ergo Perplexum.

Esse Est Percipi

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Alice Cooper:

The Godfather of "Goth"

Hallowe'en parties are supposed to be fun but hubby looks like he's enjoying it a little *too* much!

"Non Timetis Messer"

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Call me Desdinova
Eternal light
These gravely digs of mine
Will surely prove a sight
And don't forget my Dog
Fixed and consequent.

For this fantastic night was billed
As nothing less than the end of an age
A last crusade
A final outrage
In this day of flaccid plumage
And there was worn no cloth but leather
Made supple by years of stinging cinders

It's the nexus of the crisis
And the origin of storms
Just the place to hopelessly
Encounter time and then came me...

I am the Lizard King Queen.
I can do anything.

Note to the humor-impaired:
This page contains subliminal sarcasm.

Do not read if you are allergic to nuts.

"Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not"

THE SECRET OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING:

THERE IS NO DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.
ACTUALLY, IT'S ALL DARK.

The Low Rider

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The new Night Train

[Yes, with only 100 pounds straddling 95 inches, it *will* come off the ground]

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Click it!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Xst8zBjzec

Moonbat

I see my profile and I want to Paint It Black

Text all in creepy green

But my profile has turned black

[Courtesy of my beloved Shibumi]

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Gardens of Nocturne, forbidden delight
Reins of steel and it’s all right.

I came here willingly
And I will go down valiantly.
We made a vow to give it all we had to give
We made a vow to die as we had lived.

I love the night
The day is OK and the sun can be fun
But I live to see those rays slip
away

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There's nothing more to see.

Go away.....:)