And gearing up for his...(ah-hem)....inauguration...
He'll need plenty of these there...(and not just for those attending)...
and one for the digital age...
Posted on 01/16/2009 5:16:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen
I beg to differ. I think Slow Joe Biden says nothing better than 0bambi. Or maybe it’s just that he’s so verbose. 0bambi says nothing a lot more eloquently, though. Well, at least, his teleprompter is quite eloquent...
roflmao!
That says it all.
Awwwww, what a cutie (the baby).
Did you draw that?
LOL
Or just carry a pen in hand (looks like you just wrote something or are heading somewhere to sign something, even if you are just headed for a restroom break).
He lost his man card, don’t know about his voters card
*stands up* clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
p.s. Hope this is OK, Lucky9teen.
“Why does Barack Obama want change so bad? Because he wants every cent of it.”
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Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain’s age and Barack Obama’s age together you’ll get the number of times Obama usually says “uh” when answering a question.
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Q. Why did John McCain cross the road?
A. There was an Old Town Buffet on the other side.
Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. The ink isn’t dry yet.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. Hillary Clinton won’t give it back to him.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He accidently smoked it.
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Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
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Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.
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1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
4. If you ever suggested that the “Vero Possemus” campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya’s alleged cocaine use is politically correct.)
8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot’s big ears is politically correct.)
9. If you ever said that the look on his wife’s face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain’s face is politically correct.)
10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
Worst. Job. Ever.
I will be getting on a more personal level what the rest
of Americans will get on this death of our Republic.:)
I'm proud of it and I'll spend lots of time depending upon it.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.” —Dwight D. Eisenhower
Honestly I’ve made an entire career by just standing around and switching between looks of “thoughtful” and “bemused”.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. +
I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a ‘Nazi.’
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Obama in ‘08 .’
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.
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