Yeah, this is as good as I get. In any potential mate you have BRAINS, BEAUTY, and SANITY, but you are only allowed to pick TWO. My wife picked brains and sanity. It's like I tell everyone. I'm aging as good as Sean Connery. I just didn't start out as good looking.

I created the "Are We Dead Yet" ping list as a means to measure absurdity. Everyday we are told how something is going to kill us. If it's not Amadgonad saying he will destroy us then it's Al Gore saying we are going to destroy our environment. So I created this ping list to make the statement of put up or shut up. If "whatever" is going to destroy us then bring it on and stop wasting out time. I don't cave to fearmongering.

Some of the best sports I've ever seen have been watching my children.

"Are We Dead Yet?" Ping List

If you want on or off the "are we dead yet" ping list please freepmail me.

Warning. This is a very low volume ping list. No responsibility is implied if the ping is too late.

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