“Why does Barack Obama want change so bad? Because he wants every cent of it.”
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Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain’s age and Barack Obama’s age together you’ll get the number of times Obama usually says “uh” when answering a question.
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Q. Why did John McCain cross the road?
A. There was an Old Town Buffet on the other side.
Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. The ink isn’t dry yet.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. Hillary Clinton won’t give it back to him.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.
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Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He accidently smoked it.
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Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
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Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.
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1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
4. If you ever suggested that the “Vero Possemus” campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya’s alleged cocaine use is politically correct.)
8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot’s big ears is politically correct.)
9. If you ever said that the look on his wife’s face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain’s face is politically correct.)
10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.