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ANN ARBOR (APUPI) In a catastrophe certain to reverberate throughout American society for decades, millions of the MTV generation have succumbed suddenly in the past twenty-four hours, after ignoring rapper P. Diddy's and Senator Hillary Clinton's frantic warnings over the past weeks. "I feel like I failed," said the morose musician. "I called millions of young people in the hopes that we could avoid this, but somehow the message just didn't get through." The unprecedented die-off has resulted in horrific scenes all across the nation. Bodies are stacking up on college campuses, in pizza parlors, malls, and bars, and the...

I'm not much of a photoshoper but I would really like to post pictures around my work on Tuesday with something to the effect of "Vote or P Diddy will kill you." Can anyone with some know-how help me out?

"SOUTH Park" svengalis Trey Parker and Matt Stone — whose puppet-packed political satire, "Team America: World Police," hits theaters next week — hate P. Diddy's "Vote or Die" campaign. "I think just saying 'Vote or Die' is a serious danger to democracy," Stone tells Rolling Stone. Parker jumps in with a mocking public service message: "Hey, 19-year-old who doesn't know anything — you chose!" "If you don't know what you're talking about, there's no shame in not voting," Stone continues. "They say if you don't vote, you can't bitch. But you can vote all you want. This is America." -SNIP-...