P.J. O'Rourke on John KerryThe following selection written by P.J. O'Rourke revolves around the behavior of U.S. Congressional observers in the 1986 elections in the Philippines between Ferdinand Marcos and Corazon Aquino. From Republican Party Reptile: Most of the Potomac Parakeets were a big disappointment. Massachusetts Senator John Kerry was a founding member of Vietnam Veterans against the War, but he was a bath toy in this fray. On Sunday night, two days after the election, thirty of the computer operators from COMELEC walked off the job, protesting that vote figures were being juggled. Aquino supporters and NAMFREL volunteers took...