July 19: Happy Anniversary to Ted -- MICHAEL ROW THE BOAT ASHORE Mary Jo did not reach shore...Teddy killed her She could not open the door...Teddy killed her He had emptied out the fridge...Teddy killed her Then he drove off of the bridge...Teddy killed her He left her in the car to die...Teddy killed her He really is that kinda guy...Teddy killed her For ten hours he'd hidden the crime...Teddy killed her To save her, there had still been time...Teddy killed her Then he wore a fake neck brace...Teddy killed her That slug is such a disgrace...Teddy killed her...