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<p>SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Porn actress Mary Carey, one of 135 candidates running for governor of California, has offered to go on a date with anyone offering her a hefty campaign contribution.</p> <p>But no sex please -- this is politics.</p>

The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them: 1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination. 2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use...

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Fri Aug 15, 3:36 PM ET Actor Gary Coleman (news) and adult film actress Mary Carey, both candidates for governor of California in the October 7, 2003 recall election, pose at a press conference in Los Angeles, August 15, 2003. Coleman and Carey are two of the five candidates who will be participating in a televised election spoof on Oct. 1. (Fred Prouser/Reuters)   Email Photo

Actor Gary Coleman (news) and adult film actress Mary Carey, both candidates for governor of California in the October 7, 2003 recall election, pose at a press conference in Los Angeles, August 15, 2003. Coleman and Carey are two of the five candidates who will be participating in a televised election spoof on Oct. 1. (Fred Prouser/Reuters)

Mary Carey for Governor! Welcome to the official campaign website for Mary Carey, California Gubernatorial candidate andKick Ass Pictures contract girl! My Gubernatorial Platform The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them: 1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination. 2....